Chapter 162: Rookie Conference (1)

Whenever he fell into some kind of entanglement, the brows of the plough ox would twist into the current big figure-eight, as if a family had died. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Looking at Tan Zimo's appearance now, he seemed to be really sad, he flapped his wings, circled around Tan Zimo twice, and finally sighed heavily: "I know you're under a lot of pressure, hey, I said, if you want to blame Gong Ergou's stinky dog, brother, do you want me to do it for you." ”

Tan Zimo blinked: "What do you mean by doing him?"

The plough bull made a fierce action to kill the dog.

Tan Zimo blinked again.

"This way, this way!" said the plough ox twice more to kill the dog.

Tan Zimo hung there like a stupid pen, or he was pestle in place like watching a fool's performance, plowing a big ox and killing a dog in a trick, without repeating it three times.

When the summer breeze passed his sideburns, Tan Zimo coughed slowly.

"I said......" Tan Zimo couldn't laugh or cry, "how can you see that I'm stressed, and besides, what does my stress have to do with killing dogs?"

The plough bull sulked, took out the list book from the feather bag, and waved his hand in front of Tan Zimo: "It's all registered here, I still don't know!

"Clams?" Tan Zimo listened without a beginning or an end, and his face was confused.

"Gong Ergou is blind, he doesn't know the goods at all, the tenth-class obscene qualifications are ......" the plough bull muttered, "You said that the tenth class is the tenth class, it's all low to the limit, and there is a lewd, talk about Zimo, you must not be presumptuous because of Gong Ergou's blind chicken judgment, those rookies in the eighteen sects have been making a fuss about this, special mother, the heavenly test hasn't started yet, these turtle grandsons are engaged in psychological tactics, it's really hateful!"

"Well, don't shut yourself in again, if you can't think about it, it's not good. The plough bull patted Tan Zimo's shoulder, and said with some seriousness, "Tell me more when you are upset, you know, private fights are not allowed in the sect, but depression cannot be controlled, how many lives have been caused by this thing in our Dongxuanzong, have you ever calculated, I can't count the suicides on two hands this month......"

"Stop, stop!" Tan Zimo understood a little, and hurriedly stopped the mouth cannon of the plough and the ox, "Depression, when did Lao Tzu get depression." ”

But all depressed patients rarely know that they are suffering from depression, even if they are reminded by others, they will not admit it, the plough bull looks pathetically at the people who are struggling in front of them, a person hiding in a hole can make his face mottled with blood, his left hand is dislocated, his ribs are broken at least eight, his face is so bad, his clothes are ragged, and he is alive to get rid of a beggar who wants to die, this is not depression, it is not self-abuse, what else can it be!?

The plough bull suddenly realized that the person in front of him was too depressed, and he couldn't be stimulated anymore, so he had to shake his head and laugh against his will: "Hehe, no, no, I'm kidding, it's like nothing if you have been ridiculed like that for eight years without wings, how can you suffer from depression because of Gong Ergou's judgment!"

Tenth-class qualifications, at most first-order nine-star graduation, and then a lewd, plough and oxen think about it, he can feel a strong smell of urine like despair, he really hopes that Gong Ergou is blind.

Tan Zimo looked at the plough ox with a flushed face strangely, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously: "Did you come here to discuss depression with me?"

The plough bull shook his head: "You are embarrassed to say, look at your call stone and a few missed messages, I will kill eighteen calls, you don't care! The rookie conference is about to start, Sister Jing said that she really can't wait any longer, urge me to come over and call you......"

"I just wanted to say that if you don't answer my call again, I will smash your line, I'm really afraid that you won't be able to open it and die inside. ”

Seeing that Tan Zimo was suddenly speechless, the plough bull hurriedly fanned his mouth: "Oh, it's wrong, it's wrong, how can you not think about it, I have a stinky mouth, I really don't ...... it."

Tan Zimo really couldn't smile bitterly, maybe Da Niu really misunderstood something, but he couldn't explain: "My horn stone is good and bad, and there is no signal from the gossip platform until today, you see, it's only two squares, it's not that I deliberately didn't answer Sister Jing's notice, so you have to help me explain to Sister Jing." ”

"It's okay, you are Sister Jing's great benefactor, even entrusted me with such a difficult task, Sister Jing didn't refuse, how could I be angry with you because the hornstone signal is not good, however, the antenna of the gossip station did break several today, I guess Sister Jing did it, because yesterday she said that she would help the gossip station to replace it with a new one. ”

Tan Zimo was speechless and choked.

"Okay, what's the rookie conference?" Tan Zimo asked.

The plough bull collapsed and said: "You don't even know about the rookie conference, and you are embarrassed to say what kind of cloud sky test you will participate in." ”

Tan Zimo actually knows a little bit, every time before the day test, after the eighteen rookies in the Cloud Hall are selected, the rookie conference will be held on a certain day.

The way in which the Heavenly Examination of the Heavenly Sect is held, the form of the competition, the rules, and the venue are different for each session, which also makes all the rookies of the Outer Sect only need to focus on improving their feather power and cultivating their combat skills on weekdays, and they do not need to spend time drilling the horns in the Heavenly Sky Exam questions, because the probability of winning the "exam questions" is too small!

The long-awaited "exam questions" of the day test will be announced at each rookie conference, including the way it is held, the rules of the competition, etc., will be explained in detail.

Of course, in addition to the basic function of announcing exam questions, the rookie conference also has social attributes.

Most rookies will form a faction at the rookie conference, either a strong alliance, or a weak group, in order to go further in the heavenly test, but this kind of faction is destined to be a short-term alliance, after all, there are only a few places to ascend to the sky.

There are one hundred and twenty-one rookies from the eighteen outer sects of the Cloud Palace, and the five places for ascending to heaven are really not enough, and in the end, they either automatically abstain, or fall in love and kill each other, but the most is a stab in the back, which makes you unable to guard against it.

The plough bull really explained in a grunt, and finally said, "Do you understand?"

Tan Zimo nodded: "This year's rookie conference was held in Northern Xuanzong, and it's really a little late to start now!"

The plough bull muttered: "You still know, the Beixuan Rookie Conference, the journey is seven thousand miles, and it will be on time at noon on July 4, and we still have eight hours left!"

Just as the plough ox was about to scold twice, the sound of a horn stone suddenly sounded in the feather bag.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells......"

Tan Zimo and the trumpet stone of the plough ox sounded at the same time.

"It's Sister Jing!"

The other end of the horn stone: "Gather the beast division!"

.......... (To be continued.) )