37. Absurd trials

"Hum ......"

The cute and dangerous "rabbit" hummed a ballad and walked slowly down the modest steps with brisk steps, and the black rabbit ears kept shaking.

stepped on the carpet, flattened the confetti, raised the feathers, and kicked the plate open. The commotion had already made "my own" home a mess, but it didn't matter at all, because when my mother and sisters returned with the maids, everything would be fine.

When the time comes, they will definitely recognize "themselves", but they will definitely "not recognize" themselves. Hahaha, what is this, it's the same as a riddle. But it doesn't matter at all, because ......

"I'm the real ......"

Alice muttered something unclear but sounding "dangerous". Maybe it was because she was too concerned about her mind, and even the stairs that weren't too steep tripped her when she was in a trance.

"Hmm...... It hurts. I almost fell straight down, and although I stood firmly, my knee was still knocked out of a blood mark, bright red and bright red, and it looked a little beautiful. There was red blood on the white and tender skin, what could be more beautiful than this?

Numbness, pain, and finally barely endurable itching. Everyone hates these, and they would rather choose one than the messy ones on their bodies. As everyone knows, pain is the evidence of life, and a body that is normal enough to hurt is how enviable.

However, it doesn't matter. Because soon there will be ...... Not only himself, but also his most trusted playmates! Giving "her" a good young girl's time can be regarded as the greatest reward. So, please don't resist......

"Alice. ”

The bedroom door creaked, and Alice took another brisk step.

"Alice, are you still asleep?"

The white "she" is not difficult to find, because Alice herself "walked" into the bedroom, drank the hot milk to help sleep, covered the quilt herself, and closed her eyes herself. Therefore, "she" who fell asleep can only lie there quietly like a sleeping beauty.

All of this is thanks to Miradoro's "mistake", if it wasn't for the desire to "have a body" that she forcibly snatched from her, it would not have been possible to have such a chance in a short period of time.

Sleeping rabbits are cute, and without their stubborn coat, they are also beautiful.

"It's me. Alice, who was close to the bed, reached out and gathered the broken hair on her forehead that was lying on the bed. "She's" snort was a little disturbed, but it didn't mean to wake up.

With magic that can only be regarded as "cute", he spent a carefree and beautiful time under the care and protection of his mother and sisters, and met friends who were still very good despite their hidden feelings, and finally went crazy with them, doing all the dreams that a girl of this age should fulfill.

Perhaps for an ordinary aristocratic little girl, this is already a very ideal and comfortable life. Even if you get older a little bit over time, you don't have to worry about it. The family who took care of her would do their best to find a handsome and loyal partner for her, and after that, her husband would take responsibility for continuing this "noble and elegant" life with blood. Nothing will change for her except her age.

But ah...... Alice, it's impossible for you. It's simple, because you're a magician, and ......

"I'm Alice!"

The silver knife aimed at the heart of the "white rabbit", and the black rabbit holding the knife was accumulating strength little by little. Magicians are strong and will try their best to survive even if they don't have a body, and magicians are fragile and can easily end their lives with a simple knife.

Don't regret it, this is the magician, the one who stabbed the white "rabbit" with a knife is the real self!

“......”

The knife is falling!

It was only one centimeter short, but I had to give up. The troublemakers are coming, and ...... Your own life is the most important thing! The "magic" that hits the door of your head is not within the range that an ordinary brain can bear!

"Luna......

Turning sideways, Alice's dinner knife cut through the air and flew out, colliding with the fuchsia "magic bullet" that only magicians use. White smoke rose from both sides of the wall, and the bent knives staggered into the floor.

Something wasn't right, but the only one left to move right now was Luna. There is no doubt about that.

"It's a misfortune you're here. ”

“......”

"Rest in peace, then!"

More knives were pinched in Alice's hand in a moment, and if it was before, maybe she could have a good "chat" with this dull maid, but only this moment was not so leisurely.

There is one more person who needs to be "solved", and it is clear that Luna, the running and troublesome maid, is more tricky than "her" who is still sleeping. What's more, she is now aware of her intentions and wants to send herself to God without hesitation. When I first met, I had to hesitate to kill a chicken for a while, but now her state is really a little decisive and terrifying.

Hammering hands, shaking pendulums...... None of this allows itself to procrastinate. Although Irina was trapped in the crazy tea party, she would definitely be able to walk out with the stupid master and servant after a big victory in a while. The guys who have experienced all the sorrows and pains, cruel tortures, and life and death tests will often have several times more wisdom and judgment than ordinary people.

Stab Luna, the troublemaker, to death and give yourself a "new life" at the same time, and that's it!

【knife】

There was a clanging sound from the back of the bedroom door, which made Alice, who was just about to use a little trick, stomp her feet in anger. The door was closed by Luna as she entered, and the knives that had been spilled outside couldn't fly in at all, and all that was left was the two knives in her hand!

No, that's okay! Even one is enough!

"......" Angry and angry, Alice stabbed Luna diagonally into the stomach with a knife in her hand.

Of course, she dodged it, after all, Luna still had at least a little sense of crisis. But that's exactly what happened...... Because......

“...... knife!”

"Huh?" Alice's movements paused for a moment in surprise, but the other dinner knife, which was supposed to be straight into the heart of the "White Rabbit", not only did not fall to the ground, but stabbed in Alice's direction after shaking for a while.

【Ding】

The knife in his hand opened the out-of-control "companion", but it still inevitably left a bloody mark on Alice's shoulder. It's crispy and numb, but it doesn't mean a little bit of beauty.

This is...... Disgrace!

Why did you forget, why did you forget!Ahhhh

A book that plagiarizes someone else's story, paired with an eventful maid. Yes, yes, this combination made itself careless, and even a likable guy like Irina didn't hurt herself, but she bled when she faced this guy.

Luna, let yourself bring you into the story and make the most delicious barbecue pie!

【who.stole.the.tarts】

Alice pulled out of her pocket a card that was more elaborate than the previous one, and instead of the three-flower cards often seen in playing cards, it was a white-haired and curly-haired ** official who looked both majestic and funny.

Alice stares at Luna motionlessly, but the nervousness in the other's eyes that has never been expressed makes Alice feel strange in turn.

This guy ...... Why is it a little different from the usual Luna, should I say it's too rigid, or is it too calm...... It doesn't look like a "living person" at all. Ahh

"The jurors are in place, and the trial is ...... Begin. ”