Chapter 429: Batboy Main Course
"Don't be discouraged, anyway, at your level, sooner or later you will die alone, why care about a passerby."
The most amazing thing is that Xingle is still mending the knife.
β... Why should I die alone? β
A knife broke the defense, and the clown who hit the key point looked at Xingle, eager to swallow him alive, how could he not see that Xingle was playing tricks on himself, so in order to be able to adjust his mood, without his way, the clown had to change the topic... As long as it's not a cuckold.
"How many people do you think you can afford to dance like that? How many people are willing to live with you to the death, do you think that everyone is full of food and has nothing to do, and you are here to find abuse? β
But when it comes to mending the knife, Xingle is stabbing one knife after another, and the originally funny soldiers and brothers all hold their breath to see how these two are playing.
"I..."
"Listen to my advice, don't look for anyone in the future, love and kill you for a lifetime, it's useless, like you, it won't take long for them to leave you, and when they turn around, they forget the so-called 'friendship' with you, and even when you say, 'I understand you, you won't abandon me and leave', people don't look at you, just turn around and leave."
"No..."
"Do you think people will say something to you, 'Your position in my heart is very important, you are my old enemy, you are everything in my life', even if I beg you, no one dares to shoot Korean dramas like this, let alone a young man like you, who has no ring, no car, no house, and will lose his life."
"You..."
"Recognize the reality, even if you can do everything you want to do, but after all, you are still alone... In the room, you look at the loot you get from your opponents, you look at their relics one after another, you laugh, you dance, you have fun... But in the end, you kneel alone in the middle of this room where there are only dead things, trying to call out to them, but you will only be silent and silent, and there will be nothing in your room, and no one will want to have sex with you, and finally, your laughter will get smaller and smaller... Finally in..."
"Shut up !!!!"
In one breath, the clown urgently interrupted Xingle's description and description, it was terrible, just a few words, a few adjectives, and a plausible tone, and directly hacked the clown's will into it, if it weren't for his already crazy spirit, giving himself a rare clarity, he would really fall into it.
This... Is it the eloquence, imagination and power of words... Compared with the horror of the clown, his eloquence, which can directly lead people to their own imagination, is more convincing to people themselves, because it is generated by their own hearts, not forced to indoctrinate them like the clown.
This is also a kind of convincing force.
"Okay, okay, we might as well skip this topic, Uncle Clown's thing is that there is no need to cry for a romantic debt."
And in order to prevent Xingle from hypnotizing his will, the Joker must forcibly change the topic, so that even if it is himself, he is likely to lose his mind.
"So, what are you here for? Young Master Han Xingle, you tell Uncle Clown me, how can I 'help' you? β
"Uh-huh."
However, when the clown was about to set a trap, Xingle didn't know when, took out one of his mobile phones, and didn't know what he was doing?
"Wait, what are you doing?"
Seeing that Xingle did not bird himself, the clown's face froze, and he immediately wanted to attract Xingle's attention again, trying to get Xingle to step into his trap.
"Hey, hey! Look here, we have a child here playing with the mobile phone, come and see Uncle Clown and me, don't patronize and look at the phone, the outside world is also very exciting. β
"Uh-huh."
But... Mobile phones are now the main attention attraction props, do you think that your clown can attract the attention of minors more than mobile phones?
"How did the teachers and parents educate you? When talking to people, don't look at your phone, look at people, come over there handsome Asian brother, look at Uncle Clown and me. β
"Uh-huh."
"I hate it~ little brother~ Come and see people~ People are very lonely and empty~"
"Uh-huh."
"Stop playing with your phone! Come out for me! Look at me! Look at Uncle Clown me! I'll count to three! Three! Two! One! β
"Uh-huh."
Damian on the side had already been reminded by Craig's movements, and then he uncovered the blindfold and noise-canceling headphones, watching the clown use an extremely versatile performance, trying to attract the attention of Xingle, but... Either the things on the phone are too attractive to Xingle, or Xingle is just playing clowns like this.
And after soaking like this for a full ten minutes, the clown's throat was hoarse, Xingle looked at the phone, never moved his eyes, Damian and Craig's attention was focused on the mobile phone in Xingle's hand, watching what he was doing, but after understanding it, they really felt that Xingle was too damaged.
Just when Xingle was still ignoring the clown and making the clown feel tired, the clown finally asked helplessly:
"I've had enough, what the hell are you playing?"
But it's good to die, Xingle finally raised his head at this time, looked at the clown, looked at it as a matter of course, and said:
"What do I play, you ask? I didn't play, I just chatted with Batman. β
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Well, as soon as the main course came up, the clown immediately became energetic, and when he heard the name that made him think more than Harry, the clown immediately couldn't stand it, and asked tightly:
"Batboy!? You've got a chat with Batboy!? How is he? Did he miss me? β
"We've been talking for more than three months, and I haven't seen him talk about you."
Sure enough, as soon as Xingle opened his mouth, it was a sentence that made the clown suffer a critical blow directly, and his heart hurt again.
"Didn't talk about me at all? Ten minutes, nothing? β
"No, for the past ten minutes, he has been telling me how to give me my first night in Gotham, and wash the dust."
When Xingle said this, it was as if it was no big deal, showing innocence and calmness, ordinary to the natural, however, this is it, there is a certain convincingness, this is acting.
β... Batboy: He's going to have dinner with you? β
"Well, look." As he spoke, Xingle also released the chat history on his phone, and the remarks on it were: Bat scum.
β... Swipe up. β
The clown directly ignored Xingle's somewhat harmful remarks, and only asked to see the chat history on it, that is, through the glass, he couldn't slide the phone as he wanted, and see the information he wanted to see, that is, Xingle was very 'intimate' to give him the chat history of the mobile phone, otherwise he wouldn't be able to see it.
And Batman on the other side of the pinhole camera began to analyze the chat history and system on the screen of Xingle's mobile phone through the computer, and then his eyes became weird.
It seems like it's really your own chat history account.,But... When...!!
Batman, who immediately noticed that something was wrong, immediately took out his device, connected to the computer, and after some data investigation, he saw a hidden chat room like a plug-in, but... You can't enter information yourself.
ββββοΌοΌοΌ As soon as he slammed the computer, Batman looked at Xingle on the screen extremely unpleasantly, with a look of your calculating expression.
This kid, before he went on a rampage, that is, when dealing with the xenomorph that appeared in Gotham, used the power of Bugstar to leave a virus software on the system of his Batfighter, and also used it to access the system of the Batcave.
That's how it was able to create a fake chat room, but the chat records here are all Xingle alone, more precisely, using his own ability, and then creating the illusion that two people really have been chatting for three months.
It's also fortunate that Xingle has done a good job in this chat room, otherwise... Batman's information is really worthless.
It's also a shame that Xingle was able to spend so long making such a false and real preparation, just for the clown's thing, Xingle really used a lot of effort.
"Alas... Hissββββββ! β
After Batman sighed, he glanced at the fake chat history created by Xingle again, and as a result, he was almost not frightened, because the fake dialogue created on it was actually... It's too fitting for your own style.
To put it simply, Batman himself is a little suspicious, the dialogue on this is really the same as the chat between himself and Xingle, the tone of the dialogue, the use of emojis, and the helplessness when facing Xingle, it is just like another self.
I always feel like I need to check my head... Batman was a little worried that his head had been hacked once.
In fact... Xingle doesn't need to be hacked in at all to be able to mimic Batman's behavior patterns, thought patterns, and tone of speech and words that he will adopt.
Back to the facility...
"You made it, even though it resembles the way Batboy speaks, but Uncle Clown I know it's fake."
Sure enough, as the Joker of Batman's 'number one brain-dead fan', he was not fooled, although the above dialogue was very real, but the Joker's intuition told him that this was definitely a means used by Xingle to play with himself, and he would not be easily fooled, no.
"Do I need to explain to you if this is true? Oh, there's no need, that's fine... I'm definitely going to eat at Batman's house tonight anyway, do you need me to take a picture of what it looks like when we have dinner together? β
"Wait, what?"
But who is Xingle, as the best who can make Batman break through his defenses with one mouth, he knows when to tell the truth is the most hurtful, and tonight, he will definitely eat in Batman's mansion.
After all, the person sitting next to him was his own son, and he dared to kick himself out, and he had the means to make Batman beg for mercy.
"You... Really want to have dinner with Batboy? β
"Yes, and Batman who took off his bat costume and wore only a velvet bathrobe and a bat hood. Enter. Late. Meal. β
When Damian looked at Xingle's face and said this, he didn't even change his expression at all... When he said this, the clown was already irrepressibly interested at this moment, and he couldn't control himself, because... The 'Batboy' described in Xingle's mouth has successfully 'seduced' the Joker...
If his grandfather is a ninja master, then his cheap brother is a fishing master, Damian thought......