Chapter 14 The upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked
Qi Xuansu asked rhetorically: "Let's not tell me who I am, do you still know who you are?" ”
The chief Taoist priest grinned: "Of course I know who I am, I am the chief Taoist Tian Yongfen here, and here I have the final say." ”
Qi Xuansu asked again, "Then do you know what kind of place this is?" ”
Tian Yongfen said: "This is my territory. ”
He was so drunk that he couldn't control his mouth.
Qi Xuansu nodded: "It turns out that this is your territory." ”
No one could hear that these words were wrong, Ke Qingqing and Han Yongfeng seemed to be looking at a dying person.
It's not that Qi Xuansu wants to kill people, but the future of this chief Taoist priest is probably going to be completely dead.
Tian Yongfen just heard that there was a four-grade sacrificial wine Taoist, and the wine was strong and intimidating, so he didn't take it seriously. The point is that he was drinking with the beauties while studying the Buddhist scriptures of Borneo, discussing the difference between the Buddhist scriptures of Borneo and the Buddhist scriptures of the Central Plains, but he was repeatedly disturbed at an important juncture, and the anger in his heart can be imagined, and he also deliberately wanted to hang them.
It has been said that Jiang Qianglong does not suppress the head snake of the ground, and everyone is a four-grade sacrificial wine???????????????? Taoist priest, you can't even count as a dragon crossing the river, what madness are you? If you really provoke me, Dao Ye will let you not get out of the hundred bags of Benfu.
Thinking of this, Tian Yongfen took the opportunity to hug Qi Xuansu's shoulder: "All the people who come are guests, this Taoist friend, let's have two cups?" ”
Qi Xuansu was expressionless, neither angry nor disgusted, but said, "You don't even know who I am, so you want to invite me to drink?" ”
"There is an ancient poem that says well, why should we have met before." Tian Yongfen became very sluggish because of drunkenness, "By the way, who are you?" ”
Qi Xuansu said calmly: "My surname is Qi, and my double name is Xuansu, Xuanhei's Xuan, and Subai's Su. ”
The entire hall was already full of pins and needles, and the deacon Taoist priest was even more shocked.
"Qi, Xuan, Su." Tian Yongfen muttered, "This name is a little familiar, as if I've heard it somewhere." ”
He scratched his head: "Qi Xuansu, Qi Xuansu, who the hell is it?" ”
At this time, the deacon and Taoist priest could only pull Tian Yongfen's sleeve hard.
"What for?" Tian Yongfen shook his hand, very displeased.
The deacon and Taoist priest almost cried: "Chief, this is the name of the new deputy deputy palace master, and you can't call it directly." ”
"What is the new deputy deputy ......," Tian Yongfen's words came to an abrupt end.
At this moment, the string in his mind that had been broken due to drunkenness was connected again.
In other words, he suddenly remembered who Qi Xuansu was.
The official document issued by the provincial government clearly stated that the new second deputy head of the mansion was called Qi Xuansu.
For a moment, Tian Yongfen only felt a chill rising from the tail vertebrae, and then all the way up, through the spine and the Fengchi acupoint, straight to the top of his head, and his scalp almost exploded, like a mang's back.
Tian Yong sobered up in horror.
The great fear almost overwhelmed him, and he was like a drowning man.
His whole body froze, and he turned his head with difficulty like a mechanical person, trying to withdraw the arm that was on Qi Xuansu's shoulder, but this body didn't seem to be his, so he didn't listen to it.
In the end, his weak legs saved him and he sat directly on the ground.
Ke Qingqing had already taken out the photo stone that had been prepared a long time ago and recorded the scene in front of him completely.
Qi Xuansu looked down at Tian Yongfen condescendingly: "Master Tian, can you tell me now, what did you do last night?" ”
"I, I, I...... You, you, you ......" Tian Yongfen's lips trembled, his tongue was about to tie knots, and he couldn't say a complete sentence.
Qi Xuansu aggravated his tone suddenly: "Let me ask you again, what did you do last night?" ”
Tian Yongfen was taken aback, his brain completely turned into a mess because of fear and hangover, but he stopped stammering, and subconsciously replied: "I, I read the Buddhist scriptures last night." ”
Qi Xuansu asked again, "What is the Buddhist scripture?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes......" Tian Yongfen was speechless.
The so-called "reading Buddhist scriptures" is actually a black saying, some poor daughters grow up, they are sold to the monastery, become the so-called "holy women", in essence no different from prostitutes, when they are young, they serve the elders, sell their bodies, and when they are old, they retreat into the background and become similar to the old bustard, giving advice to the next generation of young saints.
In fact, all major sects have had some dark histories in the affairs of men and women, and Daomen has severely criticized the ancient Daomen's room technique, self-???????????????? Since Xuansheng rebuilt the Taoist Gate, he has been even more strict in the relationship between men and women, which often affects the future, so some Taoist priests have to ask for it, especially this kind of Taoist priest stationed abroad, the emperor is far away, and he is the most unscrupulous.
"Do you want to switch to Buddhism? So prepare early? Qi Xuansu could probably guess what "reading Buddhist scriptures" meant, after all, Tian Yongfen's fat powder taste couldn't deceive people, but he still pretended not to understand.
Tian Yongfen was a spirit, completely sober, messing with women was just handed over to Fengxiantang, but if it was related to apostasy, then it would be handed over to Beichentang, the former still had a way to live, but the latter was a dead end, he hurriedly said: "It's not this Buddhist scripture, it's, it's the meaning of drinking with women." ”
Qi Xuansu said coldly: "Is it just drinking?" ”
Tian Yongfen had no choice but to say: "It's ...... Worked together on the intraventricular surgery. ”
Qi Xuansu snorted lightly: "Dereliction of duty, prostitution and alcoholism, what should I be guilty of?" ”
Tian Yongfen had nothing to say, and the whole person softened.
Qi Xuansu looked at the deacon and Taoist priest again: "Go and invite the local deputy mansion master!" ”
The deacon and Taoist priest crawled out with a roll.
The distance between the state palace and the mansion was not too far, and the deacon and Taoist priest soon came here, because they were all familiar faces, and they were not hindered.
It is said that the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, and the atmosphere of the people below is like this, and the style of being a direct boss can be imagined.
There is a two-story small building in the depths of the state palace, hidden in the jungle, and the size is no different from that of an ordinary woman's embroidery building. Entering it, the first floor is not seen, but the second floor is a unique hole, the floor of the room is all one inch thick two feet wide and high whole piece of red sandalwood spliced together, the whole second floor is empty, only in the middle of the position there is a long and wide plane bed, the bed is placed with a mahogany table, there are stoves and bottles around, burning the best ambergris, the smoke is faint.
A female Taoist priest was dancing barefoot, and a male Taoist priest with a cloak was sitting in front of the piano table, stretching out his fingers and gently plucking the strings twice, and the sound of the piano was crisp.
The green smoke curling in the incense burner next to the guqin swept in front of him, lining the face of the male Taoist priest was slightly pale, the sound of the piano became denser and denser, and his slender ten fingers pressed the strings on one side and played the pick on the other, obviously a person who was proficient in music theory, and his attainments were quite good.
It's not that the two of them have such a good interest early in the morning, it is clear that they haven't slept all night, anyway, they have cultivation in their bodies and are full of energy, even if they play for three days and three nights, it is nothing.
At this moment, a murmur appeared in the sound of the piano, the timid voice of a Taoist priest in charge: "Deputy Mansion Master." ”
The male Taoist priest pressed the strings with both hands, and the sound of the piano stopped abruptly.
There was no sound downstairs.
The male Taoist priest suppressed his anger and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
The voice downstairs became more and more cautious: "Deputy Mansion Master Qiqi, Qi Cixi is here, and he is ...... over there in the mansion."
The male Taoist priest was none other than the local deputy lord Zheng Jiaohe, who had naturally seen Qi Xuansu, at the reception banquet that day. If Qi Xuansu is only a secondary deputy mansion master, then he has the head of the mansion and the chief as a backer, and he is not afraid of anything, the key is that it is rumored that Qi Xuansu has a special mission of Jin Que, that is another matter. In the black words of the Daomen, Jin Que is also called Tianque, and if you are not careful, you will go straight to Tianque.
The female Taoist priest had already stopped dancing, and she didn't need Zheng Jiaohe's instructions, so she took the initiative to come behind him, kneeling and sitting to help him comb his hair, gentle and petty, without the slightest bit of the fierceness of the female Taoist priest. However, the two are not husband and wife, this female Taoist priest is actually a deacon Taoist priest, and she is considered a female subordinate.
The voice outside the building sounded again: "There are ...... Tian was arrested by Qi Cixi. ”
Zheng Jiaohe snorted heavily.
The voice outside the building was quiet again.
Soon, Zheng Jiaohe had already combed his hair in a bun and did not wear a crown, but just pinned it with a hosta.
The two got up, and the female Taoist priest helped Zheng Jiaohe sort out his clothes, and her slender fingers swept across Zheng Jiaohe's chest, and her eyes flowed.
Zheng Jiaohe said in a low voice: "You go and rest first, this Qi Cixi is not a fuel-efficient lamp, Tian Yongfen is not enough to succeed, and he is more than defeated, and he is caught by others, and he has to be tossed." ”
The woman said "um" lightly, and took out another sachet and stuffed it into Zheng Jiaohe's waist: "This is a special ink-scented sachet mixed with some cinnabar, don't let that Qi Cixi smell any other smells, and let Qi Cixi know that the deputy mansion master is busy with official business all night." ”
"Or are you careful." Zheng Jiaohe smiled.
Soon, Zheng Jiaohe arrived at Fuguan, and before anyone entered the door, the voice had already arrived: "Sin, sin!" ”
Qi Xuansu followed the prestige, and saw that the deputy mansion lord had a slightly darker complexion, and there was a bit of anger between his eyebrows, although he had a smile on his face, he gave people the feeling of smiling and not smiling, and he was obviously not a good stubble.
Without waiting for Qi Xuansu to open his mouth to ask, Zheng Jiaohe had already taken the initiative to say: "There are more than a dozen ships coming from Lingnan in the city, and they were stuck during the crossing, saying that they wanted some transit fees, and the matter was big, I had to go in person, I just came back this morning, but I didn't expect Qi Cixi to arrive." ”
Qi Xuansu asked, "Who is so bold that he dares to get stuck on the ship?" ”
Zheng Jiaohe smiled: "The king of Hades is easy to see, but the little ghost is difficult. They are all from the local government, not from our provincial government. ”
Qi Xuansu nodded: "I see." ”
It was only at this time that Zheng Jiaohe turned his gaze to Tian Yongfen, who was soft on the ground, and pretended to be surprised: "This is ......"
Qi Xuansu said: "This Tian master is a subordinate of Deputy Mansion Master Zheng, but it is a big shelf, so I waited for him here all night, it turned out that he read some Buddhist scriptures last night, and he was drunk." I didn't do anything to him, he sobered himself here. ”
Zheng Jiaohe seemed to have just learned about this, his eyebrows were upside down, and he shouted angrily: "Nonsense! ”