Chapter 146: Pi Xiaowan, little naughty
The little boy was overjoyed, touched the money in his pocket, and seemed to smell the fragrance of roast duck in the drunken immortal building of the dojo.
Just as he was wiping a handful of saliva and preparing to turn a corner, the little boy suddenly noticed that a figure fell from the sky.
When he saw this figure clearly, it was one of the "turtles" he just mentioned, and he was about to make a move, when he felt that his body was crackling and being pressed wildly, and then, and then he couldn't move.
Chu Tianshu looked at the little boy who couldn't move, couldn't speak, and couldn't turn his eyes, smiled and took out a large handful of money from the pocket in his arms, and then turned around and left, sighing as he walked: "I can eat the roast duck of the Drunken Immortal Building again." ”
The little boy watched the money he had "worked so hard" to get taken out of his pocket, and scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, but he was restrained by someone and couldn't move at all, so he could only watch the man walk away. When he heard the roast duck in Zuixianlou, he couldn't help but drool.
Next, many people in the dojo saw that in the corner of the woods, a little boy who was as delicate as a porcelain doll, standing motionless and looking into the distance, with an expression of a duck flying in his hand, and he was all over the place.
Two quarters of an hour later, the little boy's acupuncture points were gradually lifted. As soon as he was able to move, he couldn't help but curse wildly in the direction where Chu Tianshu left.
I scolded for a quarter of an hour, but when I thought that the golden roast duck could not be eaten, I was still not angry, so I shouted, "I want to take revenge on society, I want to eat ten roast ducks today!" and then angrily walked away.
At this time, Chu Tianshu had already returned to his room, and while eating the hot roast duck that he had just bought from the Drunken Immortal Building, he continued to read the classics of the Xingchen Dojo.
About an hour later, Chu Tianshu's eyebrows moved slightly, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, put down the classics, and walked out.
At this moment, the little boy had four or five times more money than he had just done before, which he had just "robbed" five more people, and crept into a bush.
As worried as last time. was "counter-robbed", and this time the little boy learned a lot to behave. Cautiously duck over a bush and look here, look there. When I found that there was no one around, I was relieved and walked out.
"Hmph, this time I'm not only going to eat the roast duck from Zuixianlou, but also the flower chicken!" The little boy's mood improved again.
But it's only a moment's worth of effort. Because in the next moment, he was horrified to find that the familiar figure fell from the sky again. After a few "pops", the body couldn't move again.
Chu Tianshu had an incomparably terrifying smile on his face, and skillfully took out the money from the pocket of the latter's arms.
When I saw that the amount of money this time was much more than last time, I smiled with satisfaction, "I just finished eating roast duck, and the flower chicken in Drunken Immortal Building is also good." Buy another and try it. Then, turn around and walk away.
Hearing this, the little boy who was like a wooden man was furious and depressed, and the scene of roast duck and roast chicken flying away kept shaking in front of him.
In this way, in the next time, whenever the little boy just got the money from the "robbery", Chu Tianshu's figure could always fall from the sky as scheduled, and he would not have a penny left in the little boy's arms.
That's it, when Chu Tianshu took the money from the little boy for the sixth time. The little boy was already crying in frustration. Next, the seventh, eighth, ninth. ......
When it was the twelfth, the little boy had the money in his hand, and he didn't put it in his pocket, nor did he go around to find Chu Tianshu's traces like the previous eleven times, let alone the previous eleven times. wanted to escape from this place of right and wrong, and hurriedly went to Zuixianlou to buy food, but without saying a word, he knelt on the ground with a "poof", "Big brother, I was wrong, just spare me, don't rob me again." ”
A look of completely admitting defeat.
At this time, Chu Tianshu, who had already fallen from the sky and was about to point the acupoints on the little boy's body again, laughed, and then stopped in place and did not give him some acupoints.
Seeing this, the little boy cleverly got together, holding the money from "labor" in both hands, and obediently sent it to Chu Tianshu, "Big brother, this is the money that the little brother honors you." In the future, you will be my eldest brother, I will do whatever you ask me to do, let me go east, I will never go west, let me eat, I will never drink urine!"
The little boy said this with a righteous anger, and he looked like a little adult.
"It's just that I don't know who the eldest brother's surname is and where he lives, but the younger brother often goes to visit. The little boy's eyes moved, and he continued.
The smile on Chu Tianshu's face became even stronger, and he didn't reach out to pick up the money handed over by the little boy, but shook his head and said: "This money is too little, just you stole the jade earrings that your mother married, exchanged them for the ancient wooden wine pot that your father cherished, and sold your Lingyun Senior Sister's original silk pants to your Senior Brother Wang, and the money you got is far more than that." ”
Originally, he thought that Chu Tianshu would be like others, and after listening to his words, he immediately happily sent his name and address, so that he could take revenge on the little boy who came back in the future, but at this time, the expression on his face changed from complacent and smug, and suddenly became shriveled and bitter.
"These, you...... How do you know?" the little boy was horrified.
"Not only do I know this, but I also know that you sell tickets to male disciples to peek at female disciples taking baths, and I also know that you often steal female disciples' **ah, **ah, etc., and sell them to male disciples, and I know ......"
"Don't say it, okay, my Pi Xiaowan really convinced you today, you are really my eldest brother in the future, and I won't have the heart to fix you anymore. Seeing that Chu Tianshu was still talking about his "good things" one by one, Pi Xiaowan was so frightened that his head was sweating, and he hurriedly said, now he is really convinced of Chu Tianshu.
Of the "good deeds" he did that Chu Tianshu listed just now, any of them were said, and they were inevitably beaten up. Think about the "things" he did, to say the least, there are dozens, or even hundreds. If dozens or hundreds of fat beatings add up, your life will definitely be lost.
At this time, Pi Xiaowan, who already knew so many of his "secrets", where did he dare to have half other thoughts.
Chu Tianshu smiled, patted Pi Xiaowan's head, and pinched his face a few more times, making the latter grin, "That's right, I'll reluctantly accept your little brother." Pi Xiaowan, little naughty, I will call you little naughty in the future. ”
"Little naughty ......" Pi Xiaowan complained bitterly, but he didn't dare to resist.
"Little naughty, since you are my little brother, you must have the consciousness of being a little brother, and bring a roast duck from Zuixian Lou every day in the future. Chu Tianshu patted Pi Xiaowan's head and gave an order directly.
Pi Xiaowan's face condensed into a bitter melon, "Big brother, it's no problem to honor you for only roast duck, but I have no money on me, do you want to give me back the money you 'robbed' me today?"
"Don't you have a lot of ways to make money, and you still want to ask me for money?" Chu Tianshu patted Pi Xiaowan's head, and said with a smile.
Feeling the strong threatening taste in Chu Tianshu's eyes, Pi Xiaowan hurriedly smiled, patted his chest and said: "Big brother, the little brother was joking with you just now, how can I ask you for money, rest assured that the little brother will honor you with a roast duck every day in the future!"
Chu Tianshu pinched Pi Xiaowan's little face vigorously and smiled, "This is like words." He turned and walked away.
Behind him, Pi Xiaowan looked at him with a puzzled expression.
In the next days in the Xingchen Dojo, Chu Tianshu would eat Pi Xiaowan's "filial piety" roast duck every day.
After teaching the little naughty a good lesson, Chu Tianshu returned to his room again. What happened just now was just a small episode, and at this time, he once again seriously picked up the book of the Star Dojo and quickly flipped through it at a glance.
There was a thick pile of books about one person high, and under the rapid reading of Chu Tianshu, it was rapidly decreasing.
If someone was watching Chu Tianshu's reading speed from the side, they would definitely be surprised and wondered why--so fast, can they see things? Even the most powerful "Xueba-level" disciple in the Xingchen Dojo was less than one-tenth of Chu Tianshu's reading speed.
It wasn't until the evening that Chu Tianshu fell into deep thought after reading all the records about the Star Dojo.
In the dojo texts, there was a record that caught his attention - in the past four years, a total of three dojo disciples had died due to a fire explosion.
In fact, it is normal to say that in the process of martial arts cultivation, there are disciples who are mentally deranged due to insufficient cultivation, and they go mad and die. Almost every sect, dojo, and sword sect will have one or two pieces every year.
However, the reason why this record caught Chu Tianshu's attention was because the three disciples who died by exploding were all the top disciples in the Star Dojo who could be ranked in the top ten.
Others would think it was just a coincidence, but Chu Tianshu didn't think so. Especially after seeing the vicious "Wood Spirit Qi" last night, Chu Tianshu was even more sure that this was deliberately done by someone.
Those who have a plan have superb formation attainments and are vicious. But what treasures were there in the Xingchen Dojo that could make him spend such a huge amount of effort to plot? Chu Tianshu frowned.
Flipping through the classics of the Xingchen Dojo, I didn't find a trace of it, and in the previous conversations with Bai Weixi, I never mentioned that there were very good treasures in the Xingchen Dojo.
After thinking for a while to no avail, Chu Tianshu was not in a hurry to continue looking for answers, because he knew that the answers to these questions would slowly surface one by one in the future, and he was not in a hurry now. The process of solving a mystery is the most interesting.
Just when Chu Tianshu was very interesting, the room was knocked up again.
"Brother-in-law. Yan Yunxiao's voice came again.
As before, as soon as Yan Yunxiao entered the door, he was enthusiastic to discuss the issue of cultivation with Chu Tianshu.
At this time, on the wall of the courtyard outside Chu Tianshu's gate, a pair of eyes stared at Chu Tianshu's lit room with great resentment. (To be continued.) )