Ma Xiaodonkey has been looking at his mobile phone for three days, yes, what he has to admit is that he has crossed over!

The key is that there is only a mobile phone and no charger!!

But even if you have a charger, what do you use to charge it?

He couldn't sleep after tossing and turning, the battery of his mobile phone was running out, he wanted to open his phone to watch the last little movie, but he was very worried, his pants were off, and his mother was out of power!

In fact, he has never admitted that he is unlucky, but since he bought a lottery ticket for a month, only to cleverly avoid the seven numbers every time, he believes it. Seven numbers, bought eighteen times a month, and he didn't even match a single number.

That's not all, when his classmates knew about it, they also went to buy lottery tickets, and he didn't buy anything that Ma Xiaodonkey bought, and he won the second prize!

Saying that these are not disease-free ** is mainly to illustrate how tragic our protagonist is.

Ma Xiaodonkey just shouted like a grandstander: "The people who shoot the time-traveling drama are all fucking stupid forks!" and then he crossed!

People are all traversers who don't explain, what about him, just because he bet with his classmates before the crossing, "Who is a virgin and who doesn't have a little Dingding" Then, after he crossed over, there was really no little **!

No, he wouldn't be willing to admit that he didn't have it anyway, at most he was a little smaller. For example, I'm sixteen years old, but it's a pencil head!

"Summoning the phone to discover the host, binding ......"

Summoned mobile host binding completed......"

The little donkey, who was in a daze, suddenly heard such a sound and immediately sat up like a cramp.

"Who, who the hell is it?" Ma Xiaodonkey felt that he was really unlucky, and he had met a ghost when he crossed over.

"It's me, where are you looking, here, here, are you a little tendon, where do you look at the beauty here? You deserve to be a virgin when you're so old!"

When such a long series of slightly pungent women's voices came, Ma Xiaodonkey finally found that the voice was coming from the mobile phone in his hand.

I'm a wipe, the mobile business is too powerful, right?

"Hey, don't pull a face longer than the black donkey's ass for Miss Ben to see, it will only make me want to vomit!"

"No, beauty, why are you on my phone?" Ma Xiaodonkey found that he didn't know what to say.

"It's rare to say this, what do you mean I'm in your phone, this is me, I'm this phone, and now I've identified you as the master, understand?" the woman looked impatient.

"That, I understand, I understand, since you are a mobile phone, do you have a charger?"

"No, no, Miss Ben is a god-level summoning phone, and she doesn't need a charger!"

"Oh, that's right, there's no charger, and even if there's a charger, where are you plugged in?"

Where are you? Where are you? Isn't it too ...... to say that to a beautiful woman?

"Which bastard tied the old lady to this stupid pig, the old lady wants to return it!" "Runaway, absolute runaway, where is this person, where is the host worthy of the old lady's wisdom and martial arts, this is simply a stupid fork with a lack of tendons in the head!"

"Again, I'm a summoning phone, I can summon anything you want, I don't need to charge, so I don't need you to plug me in...... Hey, phew, that's clear, isn't it?"

"Ah, it's really that amazing? Can you help me summon a charger?" asked the little donkey, whose eyes immediately widened.

Charger, it's a charger, you're fucking with the charger, aren't you?

"No!" the female tigress's temperament finally exploded like a flood.

"Can you summon a tow board for me?"

"No!" "What about the chongqi doll?"

"Yes, but not for you!"

"Why?"

"There is no food in the world, do you think I am a store or a bus, and I have to pay for the bus!" The woman was already angry.

"Hehe, I like your analogy, you like the bus the most, you can get on it by throwing two dollars!" Ma Xiaodonkey said with a smile.

"Fuck off, where the hell did you find the ** silk to punish the old lady?"

"I finally say it again, although I am a summoning phone, but I am a beautiful noble and pure summoning phone that is free from low-level fun, just like you go to the supermarket to buy something, you can pay money to buy things from me, but no credit!OK?"

"And how much does it cost me to buy a charger?"

"Woo woo, I'm going crazy, I don't need money, do you understand, what I want is ...... What I want, I'm fucking mad at you! I need all sorts of virtual values!"

"What's that?"

"Other people's curses, resentments, insults, and ridicule can all be redeemed?"

"Why are they all bad, so others can't worship me, be grateful to me, and worship me?"

"It's okay, but there are specific conditions, of course this is my random!"

"Oh, so how do I know exactly how many of these virtual values are?"

"You can bring up the attribute column, you see here, no, where is your mother's hand pressed to the old lady? Press the menu button, yes, that's it, see?"

"Worship Value: 0. Appreciation: 0. ...... Curse Value: 100. Taunt Value: 100.Resentment: 100......."

"No, why are these good virtual values zero, and these bad virtual values are so many?"

"Is that going to ask yourself?" the woman said, rolling her eyes, you don't know what you're doing?

"What else is this?" Ma Xiaodonkey didn't care about those, as a mobile phone enthusiast, of course he wanted to take a look.

"This is the various physiology of the host. ”

Ma Xiaodonkey clicked in and checked it, and found that except for the health column that was a little weak and the meridians were blocked, the others were not bad, as for the last invading body, he didn't take it seriously, anyway, as long as he wasn't invaded!

"I feel like I'm in pretty good health, why is my health value only seventy-five?" asked Ma Xiaodonkey, a little puzzled. "What's wrong with your own body, you don't know?"

Although the woman said this, her eyes were quite playfully aimed at a certain place of the horse and the donkey.

"Ahem, is that all?"

"No, there are many more, because Miss Ben has to absorb nourishment from you, so she will naturally report to you, I can not only help you summon all kinds of things, but also help you feed back many things, such as the aura of this world, such as your health?"

"Is this okay? doesn't that mean I still have hope of becoming a man again?" Upon hearing this, Ma Xiaodonkey was immediately as happy as if he had diarrhea and found a toilet.

"So you're not a real man, are you?" the woman finally moved back to the game in relief.

...... The woman went back, and the horse and the donkey lay on the table again.

I have crossed over, and I even brought a summoning mobile phone over, and the most important thing is that my identity is still the only son of Ma Haotian, the protector of the country!

Thinking that when I used to watch those TV series when the rich second generation shouted all day long that this was not the life I wanted, the anger in my heart, the horse and the little donkey were even more excited, and Lao Tzu could finally drive the carriage, scattering gold coins, and shouting in his mouth: "This is not the life I want anymore!"

Flipping through the phone,

I couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, and finally Ma Xiaodonkey finally saw two words on the screen of his mobile phone: "It's so exciting!" Oh, no, it's three words!