- Uncle when he was young

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Autumn is undoubtedly the most pleasant season if you look at it from the perspective of temperature, after a long period of torture of summer heat, the temperature of autumn is cool and not freezing, it can be said that it is just right, at this time, there is a distance from the city on a road, the cool breeze of autumn is isolated, every once in a while there will be one or two huge trucks whistling by, rolling up the dust, the surrounding air seems to be heated up because of frequent friction, because the dust refracts the relationship of the sun, there is an illusion that it is still in summer.

Somehow, Yang Guojun was very irritable today, sitting on the tall truck, listening to the exaggerated roar of the huge engine under the car, even the gusts of autumn wind blowing outside the window could not soothe the dryness in his heart, he was a freight driver, of course, he also obeyed the traffic rules well today, and loaded the goods in strict accordance with the load capacity written on the car, and there was absolutely no overplanting. Although the load capacity of the truck was 10 tons, he took a slight break with a beautiful sky blue and pure white spray paint, and became more dignified and ...... Well, it became 20 tons.

However, there was indeed a little more cargo shipped today, and if you look closely at this large blue truck, you can see that it is not as stable as expected, but accompanied by a slight shaking. Yang Guojun in the driver's seat of the truck is the deepest feeling, even if he has been overloaded for so many years, ahh His heartbeat was almost stopped several times. Finally, after experiencing the sixth time the truck almost went out of control, Yang Guojun's inner irritability reached its peak, and he was ready to stop the car to smoke a cigarette, and by the way, calm down the uneasy inner restlessness, but he ...... The liver trembled.

Because he slammed on the brakes and ...... There is no then. The brakes are like the little brother of a middle-aged man with impotence, no matter how he teases, he refuses to react at all. Yang Guojun is worthy of being a veteran of driving a truck for many years, even at this time his face is still calm, he holds the steering wheel firmly with one hand, his eyes are fixed on the road ahead, one hand reaches into his clothes and takes out a cigarette, and then takes out a lighter, if you don't consider the four buttons that were torn off on the chest, and the cigarette that was twisted like a twist, and the flame on the lighter that was about to go out, Yang Guojun could rank second in the list of men who did not change their faces in the face of death.

Of course, it's a certain dead god agent Kurosaki ○ Go, after all, people not only don't change their faces, but also soak the dead god in their hands, and finally become the most awesome dead god in life.

"Hiss~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~" finally the twisted cigarette was ignited, Yang Guojun took a hard breath, and a large amount of smoke was inhaled from his mouth into his lungs, and then sprayed out from his lungs. A certain courage rose from Yang Guojun's lower abdomen, although his fingers were still trembling, but he had calmed down, at this time, the first thing to do was to release the accelerator. Then confirm whether the brakes are broken or not, if they are not broken, of course it is the best, if they are broken, they can only ...... Kneel down and ask Buddha, God, Lord Jesus, to bless you, don't need to brake suddenly, and then wait for the car to stop by itself.

Obviously, one or all of the Buddha, God, or Lord Jesus heard the roar in Yang Guojun's heart, so they played him, yes, they played him, why did a young man appear on the highway that was obviously a car driver? Why did it appear at such a coincidental time? Why did that young man walk slowly on the road listening to mp3 so wantonly, are you a grandmother who has just finished dinner and walked to eat?!!! or is it actually the young man that Buddha, God, and Lord Jesus?

It doesn't matter who you're playing, no matter if the young man is actually the protagonist, he has the aura of the protagonist's immortality, (hey? Did I just say something terrible?) At this moment, appear in front of a big truck with brakes failing and reach 120 yards per hour, whoever you are, give me a good turn into meat sauce.

The "buzz ~~~~~" truck roared by, and the loud engine sound even drowned out the screams of the young man...... Anyway, Yang Guojun didn't see it clearly, because by the time he came back to his senses, he was already gasping for breath in the grove five kilometers away. With trembling hands, he opened the cigarette box, but he used too much force, and actually tore the box, and more than a dozen cigarettes fell to the ground, he picked one up tremblingly, lit it with a lighter, and took a puff violently, "cough, cough, cough", and he was choked by himself.

Father-in-law Sun had already jumped off the sky in Yang Guojun's distraction, Sister Moon slowly climbed up, the silver moonlight shone on the quiet truck and the people in the truck, and the road that was particularly noisy during the day became so quiet at this moment, as if everyone was dead...... It was true that a person had died just now. "Open...... Open...... What are you kidding!Well, how could there be people suddenly in this kind of place, it must have been an illusion just now, right is an illusion, in short, calm down now, and then go to the time machine, go back in time to confirm, and then ...... Ahaha, ahaha......

"The gas at home doesn't seem to be turned off, hurry up and go back and turn off the gas first......" Yang Guojun ignored the bright red liquid on the front of the blue car, as well as the unknown white liquid mixed in, and walked towards the city in despair, this is not very far from the nearest city, if you take a taxi for 1 hour, if you walk, when dawn, he can sit on the stall that sells fritters at the door, buy a bowl of tofu brain to drink, and add more coriander without sugar. If he eats it.

And at this time, our protagonist (that lump of meat sauce). was lying quietly in the place where it was hit during the day, the silver moonlight shining on the bright red flesh, looking a little weird and terrifying. Suddenly, a golden light flashed, and the mass of meat sauce actually squirmed, making a sound of "chirp, clatter". It's like ...... Right...... It's in ...... Eaten by wild dogs, the golden light just now was the light reflected by the dog's eyes blinded by the moonlight.

"Damn! Dirty!! bastard. Are you kidding. As soon as I appeared, I was complained about being a grandmother, and TM was hit into meat sauce by a truck without even reporting his name, and you didn't let me go even if I died, and I thought I could be resurrected, but it turned out to be gnawed by wild dogs, and you are especially teasing me?!!! "Under the moonlight, a somewhat translucent figure stood next to the lump of meat sauce and scolded fiercely. He slammed the unknown object in his hand to the ground, and gradually as the moonlight became brighter and brighter, his appearance became clearer and clearer, and finally became the appearance of the young man who was knocked into meat sauce before he became meat sauce. I saw him with one hand on his waist, and the other hand pointed fiercely at the sky. The ordinary face became a little hideous, a little painful, and a trace of sadness called egg pain.

"I'm going to Nimal next door bastard, oh my God, the snake spirit is sick, Lao Tzu is the protagonist, hey, the protagonist, you're going to let me die as soon as you appear? The snake spirit is sick, how can you play this, why don't you make a thunder and just kill me, it's okay to split through, and I just died? This is dead, it's obviously all turned into meat sauce, what am I?" the young man tugged at his arm hard. "It's translucent! Lao Tzu has become a ghost. This is the ghost!......

Before the words !!!were finished, an earth-shattering thunder exploded in the clear night sky, without a trace of clouds around, and the sky was full of stars, blinking happily. But it was in such a clear night sky that a super thick thunderbolt struck down, and unlike ordinary lightning, this one was very straight, bright and blue. A long tail trails behind. It's like a stick-shaped meteorite. Before the young man could react, the lightning slashed and went straight to the top of the young man's head, giving people the feeling that if the people above had not taken this thunder in the sky for a night, it would have been impossible to aim so accurately.

"I'm rubbing, it's really split!!" The young man was frightened on the spot, wailed, and was about to hide back, but he still underestimated the speed of the thunder, the muscles in his legs had just tensed, and the thunder had already arrived in front of him, and the huge current contained in the shining thunder made his translucent hair curl up slightly, and there was a faint smell of burnt around him. Although ghosts seem to ignore all physical attacks. But this divine thunder seems to be able to split ghosts, even space! The young man did not dare to gamble with his dead life, so he could only try his best to survive, although theoretically he was already dead.

Or maybe his desperateness touched God, or maybe he had become a soul and was so light? In any case, he finally let his legs kick forward at a speed faster than thunder, and the whole person sat back like a toilet, and in a flash of lightning, lightning had fallen. The surroundings were filled with smoke. The inside is invisible, and even the moonlight is difficult to penetrate.

"Whew...... Whew......" Violent wheezing came from the smoke, and it was clear that the last kick had worked, and the young man did not die, no, no, he did not die again. A gust of fresh wind blew just right, blowing away the smoke from the sky.

"it...... Groove ...... I'm scared to death...... "There were still some smoky carriages on the road, and the translucent young man sat on the ground fiercely, panting heavily, although he didn't need to breathe in his current state, but obviously he hadn't adapted to the translucent life. And a super handsome Fang Tian painting halberd was obliquely inserted under his crotch! The cold and shining blade of the painting halberd directly cut his pants, and the translucent young man could even feel the sharpness of the cold and shining halberd blade with his little brother. The translucent young man shuddered fiercely and immediately got up, he could swear that this was the most swift action in his life, uh, no, in his previous life!

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