After being reminded by the old bald bird, Ma Xiaodonkey remembered that he had seen an introduction to the river in the Imperial Atlas.

The mother river of the Optimus Empire, the river of happiness.

The river runs through the entire Empire, like a long dragon from east to west.

There are not many records about the Happy River, on the one hand, because the empire was established for several decades, and it was too late to rejuvenate the country and recuperate, let alone any human geography investigation.

On the other hand, the Optimus Empire doesn't care much about this aspect of things.

A river, no matter how much you investigate and investigate, it is still there, flowing slowly and slowly.

A high mountain, whether you investigate it or not, he is also there, and he will not be moved away because of Yugong.

However, this Happy River is the mother river of the Qingtian Empire, and even if Wudang Lake is a tributary of the Happy River, it has a long history, the years have changed, and the river in the middle has silted up and has become a lake.

The farthest distance between the entire Qingtian Empire and the Happy River is only tens of thousands of miles.

The territory of the Optimus Empire is almost a long strip that continues with the river of happiness.

Of course, because the Optimus Empire is located in a remote area and the mounds of earth are seriously desertified, the water of the Happy River has been muddy for many years, and from a distance it looks like a yellow dragon lying in the middle of the Optimus Empire.

The water in the river of happiness is undrinkable, a river that can't drink when you sleep, and there will be some floods from time to time, I really don't know why it is called happiness by others.

The only thing that can explain this is the smooth flow of water transportation.

Perhaps this is the reason why it is called the Happy River, and wherever the transportation is developed, the economy will also be developed.

At this time, the dark clouds were already thick, and seeing that the wind was about to rise, Ma Xiaodonkey and the others clearly saw that at least five or six ships were approaching them in the distance.

Looks like they're here to escape the storm!

Soon, the ships were clear on the yellow water.

The first to come ashore was a rather luxurious steamer, and the whole ship looked domineering.

As soon as the boat docked, a middle-aged man dressed as a subordinate jumped down from above, and as soon as the man saw the two horses and the little donkey, he pointed at the two of them arrogantly and said: "Hey, you two little turtles, haven't you ever seen such a beautiful boat? Hurry up and come over to help Lao Tzu, do you know who is on this boat? The senior brother of the Xishu Sword Sect, Zhuge Qingfeng! I am afraid that I will scare you when I say it!"

This guy's arrogant words were extremely shocking, and he felt that as long as he reported the name of the Xishu Sword Sect, these countrymen would not hurry over and kneel and lick it.

However, Ma Xiaolu and Qu Shiqing glanced at each other, and they had never heard of this Xishu Sword Sect!

"I'm sorry, I'm not interested!" said the donkey, shrugging his shoulders and continuing to look at his own scenery.

"Hey, little rabbit cub, you really don't want to live anymore, don't you? It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of the Xishu Sword Sect, it's impossible to hear such a tall existence if you think of such a turtle, because it's an insult for the Xishu Sword Sect to be heard by you! Come and fuck over and help, or believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you!"

"Oh, I'm so scared......" Ma Xiaodonkey pretended to be very scared, but anyone who looked at it could see that the expression was fake.

"But when I saw your face, I wanted to vomit, what do you say?"

The man thought that he had only met a mountain villager, and a word could scare them out.

As a result, he was almost angry with Ma Xiaodonkey's words, but just when he was about to get angry, he suddenly heard a scream in the distance.

"Beware! Beware! I can't stop the car, I can't stop the car!" Then there was a boom, and the light ship crashed into the sand.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my piloting skills are not good, next time it's fine!" There was a fat man standing on the ship, with a round face, and when he smiled, he was simply Maitreya Buddha.

"It's you......" As soon as the middle-aged man who was still arrogant just now saw the fat man, he immediately retreated a few steps back.

"Yo, who was I at the time, isn't this a little broken in Xishu? Why, you also want to come and catch that Yin body? Haha, it's really laughing to death!" I didn't expect that the fat man was quite small, just now that guy had an incomparable bull fork in his mouth, and the Xishu Sword Sect that made people kneel and lick when they heard it became a small break in his mouth!

"Little poison, I can't imagine that you are not only first-class in poison methods, but even this mouth is so vicious!" At this time, a guy who came out of the luxurious steamer took the fat man's words.

"Yo yo yo, the little shameless one is afraid, and another big shameless one has come out, what's the matter, you are still not convinced when you say that you are broken, are you? Lao Tzu still has to shout that you are broken, what's wrong? There is a kind of you coming to beat me?

The fat man looked cheap, especially when he shouted what are you going to hit me, you are going to beat me, and the horses and donkeys who watched wanted to rush over and slap him a few times.

"Hmph, it's just relying on the means of the next three people, relying on the protection of the family, what is there to be proud of!" The man obviously didn't give an inch.

"Lao Tzu just uses the means of indiscriminate use, that is, relying on his family, how can he drip it? There is a kind of you coming to beat me? Don't dare, don't you dare, just hurry up and give Lao Tzu a slippery fuck!" The fat man said that he was fat, and he was really gasping.

"Lao Tzu won't let me, see what you dare to do to me, a little poison from the Tang Sect?" I didn't expect that guy to be a hard stubble.

At this time, there were four or five boats parked around, but when they heard the identity of the fat man, they all moved the boats again, and moved away from the fat man.

After all, no one wants to be a neighbor with a guy who has to add some highly poisonous powder to his meal.

This fat man is none other than the descendant of the Tang Sect of Xishu who has changed the color of the whole world, Tang Haotian!

Listen to the names of the multi-day days!

And the guy on the luxury ship was the eldest disciple of the Xishu Sword Sect, Zhuge Qingfeng.

As the saying goes, one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, and between the two major sects that belong to Xishu, there has long been tension, but they have all considered a lot, so they have not moved.

The Tang Sect is best at poison and weapons, but it is a family heirloom.

The Xishu Sword Sect is a sect, recruiting disciples, and it is becoming more and more powerful, but after all, it doesn't dare to really fight against the Tang Sect, which can ambush millions of corpses with a wave of his hand.

However, if you don't dare to use real knives and guns, it doesn't mean that the artillery battle on your lips will not be bloody!

"Cut, I want to vomit when I see you, how can I drop you, if you don't move, I'll stop next to you!" Unexpectedly, at this time, the fat man's return was not domineering at all.

It's even funny.

"You want to stop with Lao Tzu, but Lao Tzu is still not happy, Ah Fu, drive the boat out and dock!"

In the end, on the huge sea, only Tang Haotian's own small ship was docked there, and the rest of the people were as far away as they could.

Anyway, the coastline is long.

"Cut, Lao Tzu is comfortable to stop alone!" Tang Haotian said to himself.

However, even the horse and the donkey could hear the loneliness in those words.

Soon, however, the fat man cried out again.

"My day, how can this boat stop? Who can help Lao Tzu?"

As soon as the fat man's words came out, there was a burst of laughter on the ship of the Xishu Sword Sect, "Hahaha, I can't imagine that there are idiots in this world who won't stop boats, I think you better go back and wear open crotch pants, otherwise you won't take off your pants and wet the bed when you don't need to urinate!" Zhuge Qingfeng teased.

"Isn't it great that the boat will stop? Is it worth it that Lao Tzu can solve it with a silver or two, and his mouth is cracked to his ears like a dog?"

"I'd like to see who on this beach will help you dock a boat with a little poison? That's really an old birthday boy who eats arsenic, and he is impatient!" said Zhuge Qingfeng.

As soon as he finished saying this, there was silence on the boats all around.

It's like a ghost ship, the disembarkation of those who have just disembarked from the ship, the docking of the shore, the anchoring of the anchor, and there is no sound at all for a while.

"I'll just say that no one will help you stop the boat, so you just pull your broken boat here in the rain and wait for the weather to shine...... Oh, don't say it, it's starting to rain heavily, do you want to go home and collect your clothes?" Zhuge Qingfeng saw this scene, and he was even more stunned like a turtle grandson.

This outcome was something he had predicted.

"Otherwise, I'll stop you!" a tael of silver, you just said ......" At this moment, Ma Xiaodonkey suddenly said.

Qu Shiqing hurriedly pulled the horse and the little donkey, he had already seen that since everyone was reluctant to approach this fat man at this time, and he was still an expert in poisoning, then as a smart person, it was better to protect himself and stay away.

However, the horse and the donkey licked their faces and leaned up.

"Okay, good, good, brother, in the future, you will be a friend of my Xishu Tangmen, you help me park the boat, I will give you 10,000 taels......" The fat man was pressed uncomfortably, and the horse and the little donkey were like a god descending from heaven, helping himself to slap Zhuge Qingfeng's face, how could he be unhappy?

"No, I only need a tael of silver!" Ma Xiaodonkey is also a stubborn fellow, besides, there are really few more silver than him in the whole world.

"Boy, you don't have to be crazy if you want money, right? Even if you are a turtle, you shouldn't even be a good person in Xishu Tangmen, is it poor and crazy, then Lao Tzu takes pity on you, and rewards you with a hundred and ten taels, hurry up and go home, don't blame Lao Tzu for not reminding you!" Zhuge Qingfeng was simply angry at this short-eyed goods.

But as long as he can fight Tang Haotian, he is still willing to make the last effort.

"No! I only want one or two of his silver!" the horse and the donkey didn't even look at him.

"You ......" Zhuge Qingfeng was almost angry, but fortunately, he could still stay calm. "Why?"

He wanted to know why.

"Because you're very bad at Feng Shui!"

How should we spend our lives? We can no longer rule the country and level the world, so let's live our lives happily, listen to sad songs, watch pleasant movies and novels, and finally, live our own fucking days...... Listening to sad songs is to evoke the regrets that belong to the past in everyone's heart. Watching enjoyable movies and novels is because life is already so difficult, why not let yourself relax for a moment. As for your own fucking life, you can live as you like to fuck up......& Finally, ask for a recommendation, collect it......