Chapter XVII: Diagnosis

In order not to be punished by God, in order to be recognized by the heavens and keep his throne, Halifax now feels that money is something outside his body, no matter how much it costs, as long as he can cure Occam, then all the efforts are worth it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In less than four days, the goblin physician Mr. Finon, with the efforts of all parties, arrived at the Great Temple of Golimpun in the City of Heavenly Grace at an almost miraculous speed, and after exchanging a few words with the Pope, he saw his "patient".

No goblin had ever been so respected by humans, and accompanied by the Pope and several priests, had come to the Garden of Dreams, the house where Cumberland had lived in the past and had now been given to the new oracle. Occam sat in a daze, with several maids watching, but he was always very wooden, and did not react normally to things in the outside world, and even when a bunch of people came, his eyes were still slanted at a mural on the wall, which was an imaginary work, entitled "Demon Suppression".

"Time is of the essence, Mr. Finon, and we hope that the oracle can be healed as soon as possible, so that we can move the affairs of the Church and spread the faith in the Most High God. Halifax was very polite, "So please be diligent, as for the cost of living, medical needs, just ask, as long as you ask, there is nothing you can't get." ”

"Thank you, Your Holiness, Your Holiness, for a check-up on the patient, to determine the condition, and then to treat the symptoms. "This is how goblin medicine is, to use some tools to determine the specific situation of the patient, to find out the conditions that lead to the disease, and then to take measures, not like you humans, as long as you are sick, you will have bloodletting or prayer." ”

"Yes, yes, those quacks can't compare to Mr. Finon. The Pope hurriedly complimented him.

Fei Nong took out a wooden box, took out steel needles, listening devices and a few bottles of potions from it, he looked around and said: "When I am healing, I don't like too many people around, so it is easy to be distracted, I think Your Excellency the Pope can watch from the side, and leave two maids, and the others can leave." ”

"Okay, just do as the gentleman says. "But I still have some things to deal with, and staying won't help much, so why don't you let a priest stay here?"

"It's okay, up to three people. The goblin put on his eyes and held out three fingers.

After everyone had left the room, Finon said to the priestess and the two maids, "From now on, you are all my assistants, what is your name?"

"Madeleine, dear sir. The priestess replied.

"Very well, beautiful Madeleine, your job is to take notes, bring me a notebook, and record all our diagnoses and treatments. "It's both a necessary procedure and a basis for us to adjust the treatment based on the records." ”

Madeleine kept nodding her head and admired the doctor so much, this is the profession, unlike those Mongolian doctors in humans, they are not saving people, but killing people.

"The rest of the servants, you are my assistants, and you are responsible for running errands or delivering whatever I need. After saying that, Finon put on the earpiece and began to diagnose it, and he pretended to examine Occam carefully, in fact, Brian had already told him that the apostle's problem came from the soul, and it was impossible to cure it.

Finon took a small stick, stuck it into a small bottle, and then took it out and shook it, and the stick magically burned. The goblin pressed the flames closer to Occam's eyes, moving back and forth, and finally sighed heavily.

"What's the matter, Mr. Finon?" Madeleine looked at the goblin's solemn expression, estimating that the apostle's condition must be very bad and difficult to heal.

"He's in the worst case," said Finon, "You see, we just examined his body, and it's a very strong and healthy physique, and there's almost no problem. But his attention is completely lost, there is nothing that can trigger his reaction, he does not feel the change of the environment, this kind of sickness is called mental deficiency in the term of goblin, which is commonly referred to as loss of soul. ”

"Lost souls?" the priestess hurriedly wrote down the new term.

"Yes, the loss of the soul is very troublesome to treat, and it requires a very special method, even an incomprehensible method. Finon rubbed his hands.

"What's incomprehensible?"

"Let's put it this way, in order to regain his attention and give him back his spirit, we have to take a three-stage treatment. The first step is the object stimulus. The second step is mental stimulation. The third step, magical stimulation, is to make him sober up through continuous stimulation. Fei Nong said, "Of course, it also has to be combined with medicine." ”

"As long as there is hope. The priestess said, scribbling and writing.

"There is hope, there is absolutely hope, I can guarantee that he will be cured in six days. Fei Nong smiled, thinking that this time he would have a big game, but he would be out anyway, and it would be a big deal to die here.

"Six days, that's great, the whole church will thank you and bless you!"

Fei Nong waved his hand and said, "Blessing is exempt." ”

Pope Halifax walked slowly on the garden path, behind him was the new High Priest, the Pope held his hands in front of his slightly fat belly, thinking about various questions, and suddenly turned his head and asked: "Mr. High Priest, you said that the goblins hate humans so much, will he treat the Apostle well, how can we make him really dedicated?" There are only forty days left, and if we don't cure Lord Occam, we'll all suffer, and the church has tried to develop fanatics on its own, but it doesn't work, it doesn't have the power of infection, and it can't inspire fanatics. ”

"My lord, I think there is a way, and that is to do what he likes, and try to satisfy this goblin. The high priest said, "Goblins are also intelligent beings, with all kinds of hobbies, as long as we find his affection and try to please him at any cost, we will definitely achieve our goals." ”

"There's some truth to what you're saying, so go talk to Madeleine, and talk to Mr. Finon more during the treatment, and find out what he likes. Halifax nodded, "He likes money, we will give him gold coins, he likes women, we will let the saint sleep with him, in short, we will give whatever he wants." This is an extraordinary time, and if divine punishment comes, we will not be there, and it doesn't matter what the future of the church is, so no matter what, we must satisfy Mr. Finon. ”

"Yes, Your Holiness the Pope, I'll do it. The high priest bowed and left.