As soon as I opened my mouth, I went straight to the point, and directly suppressed the old mage, to be honest, it was not that I wanted to pretend, but when he walked into my restaurant, I felt a faint disdain in his eyes, which was the feeling of a person from above looking down on the people below.

It's not that this person is bad, but you have to imagine his position, a mage of the main city of Dalaran who holds real power, he can come to me in person and let me treat him, in fact, it is to give face to An Duyin or the North County Monastery behind An Duyin, if I can't come up with some real things, I'm afraid this mage won't believe anything!

So, the shock just began.

"If I'm not mistaken," after retracting my hand, I looked at the mage who flashed a trace of suspicion on his face and continued, "During this time, your feces are black and sticky, there is a foul smell similar to rotten eggs, and it is difficult to defecate, as far as the current situation is concerned, it will only be possible to defecate at least once a week, and with your mage's strong **, ordinary people have already had anal fissures or anal prolapse, and no matter how much water you drink, you have less urine, but you sweat a lot, I don't know if I'm right?"

"Hiss~~"

This time, I could hear the sound of this high-ranking old man gasping, it was obvious that he should not have said these words to the priests of the North County Abbey, I don't think anyone with his arrogant status could say it, more importantly, I have known the priests in the monastery for so long, I know their healing methods very well, in my opinion, except for Anduin, most people are sick? Believe in the Holy Light, after all, the Holy Light is too easy to use

"Before coming," slowly, the old mage looked at his wrist, "I just heard from Ms. Anduyin, Your Excellency seems to have mastered a unique technique of seeing a doctor, as long as you touch someone else's wrist, you can know what is wrong with it, to be honest, I thought this was Ms. Anduin amusing me, but I didn't expect it to be true, what kind of skill is this?"

"'Pulse Detection'," I said respectfully, after all, this is a mage, in a world where personal force is supreme, you'd better not pretend to be too much with such a person, for example, Valeera, she hasn't let me get up for more than a year, if this person is angry, I may not need to get up in my life, "If there are any symptoms in the human body, it will be fed back to the pulse of the wrist in a certain form of regular pulse beating, which is the experience that my family has summed up for many years." ”

"It's incredible, I mean," the old mage himself tried to feel his pulse, "as an ordinary person, you can master such a skill, if you were not an ordinary person, if it weren't for the fact that Lady Anduin brought me to you, I would definitely arrest you, you are like watching me next to me, I have not even told the priests these words! I can't imagine that a man like you would be willing to be a cook here." ”

"As you said, if it weren't for Lady Anduin, I'm afraid you wouldn't have stopped to hear me say this. ”

"Ha," to be able to become a mage, no one is a fool, and suddenly he understood what I meant, and the kind of loftiness in his eyes suddenly disappeared, but he wisely did not mention this matter, but asked directly to the point, "Can Your Excellency cure my disease?" The medicine given to me by the priest can only be used urgently, and if I use it too often, I will lose the ability to defecate on my own, and I will even pull my trouser pocket without knowing it, I don't want to be a disgrace to Dalaran, if that is the case, I would rather hope that the great Mage Anthony will up with a fire blast!"

"Stick my tongue out first, and I'll also need to use 'tongue detection' to see the feedback from another part of your body. ”

"Qin, you're really not interesting, why didn't you tell me before that you would still have a 'tongue coating detection technique'," An Duyin on the side seemed to complain, in fact, as my best, and I didn't want to my friend, she made up the knife in a timely manner, it seems that I attach great importance to this mage, and she also knows the bad temper of this old mage, otherwise she would not refuse to accept the treatment of the priests.

"I can also 'stool detection', do you want to learn it?"

"Haha"

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"I already know why you have severe constipation, but the premise that you want me to be treated is that you can answer my questions truthfully, and it may involve some of your secrets, the scale of which is up to you, but if I can't get enough useful information, I can't cure this disease. ”

"Ask," pondered for a moment, the old mage nodded, it was obvious that he didn't want to regress his mana as he got older, and he didn't want to continue to suffer from constipation, and more importantly, I stopped him at the beginning and let him fall into my rhythm, naturally, he would make such a choice.

"I'll go out first and see if I can help Lily," Anduin said to Gaddinson with a debt and left the storeroom, without even waiting for Gadddison's reply, as I said earlier, this woman is actually shrewd.

"Thank you for your trust, first of all, the reason why you have constipation is because your body itself has undergone some changes, this change, I call it 'fire', translated into our lingua franca, is that the human body will instinctively secrete some substances to ensure the operation of life, such as saliva, such as tears, and when the substance that should be in the right amount is secreted too much, your body will have the current reaction, such as constipation. ”

"So my question is, have you been exposed to, or eaten anything special, in the recent past, or are you worried about anything? You're a mage, you have a strong soul, maybe your mood swings can cause such a serious reaction. ”

"I've been cultivating a brand new spell lately, could it have something to do with it?"

"Spells?"

I raised my eyebrows, since I knew that there was such a thing as magic in this world, I have actually always been very interested in spells, but reality is not a novel, not whoever learns spells will teach you, first of all, you must have the talent to learn spells, and then you must have a clean background, and finally it is possible to be selected by the Dalaran Mage Association to become a mage apprentice, the most important thing is age, mages are trained from the age of ten, people like me who are almost thirty are estimated that people will not look at you.

"Can you describe to me what kind of spell it is?"

"I call it 'Flame Blast', it's a short-to-medium range spell, I created it to prevent melee classes like knights, warriors and other melee classes from getting too close to me and I don't have a countermeasure, and I really remember when you say that, to use this spell, I really need to come into contact with a rare magical material, to be exact, inject them into the skin on the sides of my mouth, so that I can use this spell at any time. ”

"So, in fact, the magic of a mage is like the Holy Light Technique with the help of the water of life, it all depends on external objects," I asked cautiously, from the words of the mage, I seemed to sense that the spells in this world seemed to be different from what I thought, not the kind of 'Great Wind God, give me the power of Balabala', it was the first time I heard that casting a spell is to inject magic materials into the skin for storage, where is this spell, it is clearly a pistol!

"Of course, in fact, this is not a secret, mages are essentially a group of powerful people, people can't create anything out of thin air, basically, most of the mage's spells must rely on external materials, keep them around, or store them directly in the body like me. ”

"Won't it be poisoned?"

"That's why the rare material merchants in this world can also buy it, but they can't become mages, the strong body and soul of the mages can be compatible with most of the rare materials, and release the power they contain in a special way, even if they flow in my blood, if you have heard the words of the blood mage, those guys are more frustrated than me, but why don't they have constipation?"

"It seems that this is it, that substance enters your body, makes your body instinctively produce some stress reaction, secretes too much of the substance I am talking about, and thus causes your constipation. ”

"Can it be cured?" said Gadddison's words with a hint of confusion, "I mean, on the premise that I don't give up the spell, to tell you the truth, although I have only recently experimented with this spell, I have been thinking about it for a long time, and it is very powerful, so I am a little unwilling to give up so much effort I have put in." ”

"In that case," I frowned, "you'd better provide me with a copy of that material, and I'll study its medicinal properties, so as to make a potion that is exactly the opposite of it, and then you can mix it with that material and inject it under the skin, and the two substances will combine with each other to avoid constipation, and of course, in the meantime I've worked out, I'll prescribe you some potions to clear away heat and fire, and help you temporarily relieve urine." ”

"Are there any side effects?" Apparently, the old mage seemed to be psychologically overshadowed by the damn side effects contained in the potions prescribed by the priests.

"If I had to be serious," I said, standing up and walking over to the medicine cabinet with the herbs, "you may be a little less interested in intercourse, but rest assured that it will not have any effect on your sexual performance, and may even increase the duration of it." ”

"Then give me more, money, it's not a problem. ”

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