Chapter 5: I Hate You
"You come here for me......" Hearing Huo Ling'er's angry and gentle voice, Xiao Wu followed the voice......
"Give me a handstand there. Huo Ling'er pointed to the corner next to a large pink bed and said with a serious face.
Xiao Wu wanted to cry without tears. "Well, is she trying to spy on me? If it's a dinosaur sister, I don't care, but such a beautiful woman, if she stares at me for an hour, I can't bear it!"
Xiao Wu nervously walked to the corner, his hands trembling on the ground, and then a donkey dug the soil and stood up.
As soon as he made up his mind to recite the sutra for an hour, Xiao Wu found that his arms had begun to tremble slightly, and he said in his heart: "! What the hell is going on? I am still so energetic outside, how can I change back to my original appearance here?"
Looking at the frightened little Wu Huo Ling'er, she covered her mouth and laughed secretly......
I didn't know where to take a book, sat down on the bed elegantly, and read it with relish.
Xiao Wu looked up and saw that the elegant little woman really wanted to throw her on the bed, but as soon as he thought that she was his future daughter, he gave up this evil idea and continued to live his own path.
After a minute, he finally couldn't hold on, and his arm was so sore that he was speechless. "Daughter, let me rest for a while, don't you feel sorry for your father, aren't you afraid to treat me so much and wait for me to get stronger and spank you one day?"
Huo Ling'er looked at Xiao Wu with a bitter face and said with a smile: "Anyway, you can't beat me now, I'll teach you a good lesson first, and I'll ...... you first."
"Don't!" Wu Haotian was really speechless.
"My good daughter, how can you be like this, I have never enjoyed any happiness in such hardship, why am I so miserable, I, I don't live anymore!. As he spoke, he slipped off the wall and was about to hit the wall.
Huo Ling'er didn't expect her father's mood swings to be so high, which was similar to what she had seen before. Her father's actions made Huo Ling'er a little overwhelmed. In a hurry, he said, "Okay, okay, you don't have to do a handstand." Well, it's not a solution for you to have such a high mood swing, you lie on your stomach in bed first, and I'll find someone to help you relax. ”
Xiao Wu immediately thought of some evil thoughts. "Hey...... Does she want to relax me? Or does my daughter understand me!"
Xiao Wu was thinking about how his first meeting would have ended. Just thinking about it, he suddenly noticed a black shadow on the sheets, which frightened him into a clever way, and immediately turned over from the bed and sat up.
"You, who are you?" Wu Haotian asked with a worried expression.
In the glorious room, a man in a black robe was standing in front of the bed, looking particularly dazzling, like a grim reaper.
After half a minute, Xiao Wu asked with a solemn face, "You can't be sent by Huo Ling'er to teach me a lesson, right...... Why is she like this! When I have the strength one day, I'll smash her ass. ”
The black-robed man didn't seem to care. Wu Haotian only felt that his eyes were dark, and he fell asleep in a drowsy......
A man in a black trench coat stood on a black planet with his hands on his chest, looking down at the many galaxies. The black hair was windless, Wu Haotian wanted to see who that person was, but he couldn't see it clearly, and his purple eyes inadvertently swept towards him and startled him from his dream.
Xiao Wu shook his head, he found that his body was full of vitality, and the former labor disease had disappeared, which made him speechless.
Did she really give me a massage? After reading it, I have to ask my daughter to find someone to massage it, hehe...... It's best to come to the Teshu service. ”
"Huh, why is there a book here?" Wu Haotian found a booklet next to his pillow.
"The Great Idea Technique is... Exercises?" Xiao Wu opened the booklet curiously.
Thoughts are divided into seven levels: "Nian Shi, Nian Ling, Nian Wang, Nian Zun, Nian Huang, Nian Di, and Nian Shen, each level has nine levels, and when you break through the ninth level, you can enter the next level."
Xiao Wu curiously turned the next page, this world is divided into seven dimensional spaces, and each dimensional space has its own laws. It is roughly divided into the God Realm, the Immortal Realm, the Death God Tower, the Martial God Space, the Demon Realm, the Demon Realm, and the Alternate Dimensional World. There are seven levels and nine levels in each plane, but the titles are different, and when you reach the emperor level, you can seal your own title, and only one person has reached the god level since the creation of the world, and that person is ......
"Eh, why is this book missing a corner,, trouble!" Xiao Wu felt that the introduction of this book was very comprehensive, and it was simply tailor-made for himself.
"Quack, quack......" Xiao Wu was shocked and thought that Huo Ling'er must be coming, so he hurriedly stuffed the booklet under the pillow and plunged into the quilt.
"Dad hasn't gotten up yet, huh? Isn't it too comfortable yesterday, next time I tell her to be lighter, and by the way, I will withdraw a few more services, and Dad won't be so tired." Huo Ling'er said playfully.
Xiao Wu was anxious when he heard this, and pretended to wake up in a daze. "It's so comfortable, Ling'er, you're here, can you massage every day in the future, I'm about to fly to the fairy if I'm comfortable. Whew'. ”
Huo Ling'er just wanted to get angry, but remembering her father's appearance yesterday made her really dare not be angry. He said softly: "Okay, but you have to follow me to practice well every day, or I'll find a man to massage you." After speaking, Huo Ling'er lowered her voice, afraid that her father would cry again when she heard it.
The atmosphere was suddenly a little awkward......
Xiao Wu's words broke the calm atmosphere. "How to practice..."
Huo Ling'er couldn't hold back any longer, took off her shoes and pressed Xiao Wu on the bed, grabbed his neck and shook it......
"Ahhh......h Kill, help!" Wu Haotian shouted as he looked at Huo Ling'er, who was pinching Zhenghuan.
"You shout, you scream and you cut your throat, no one will come to save you, here I am the master, they all have to listen to me. You have to listen to me, and talk to me, or I'll strangle you. Huo Ling'er shouted angrily.
Wu Haotian never thought of being pressed under a woman and questioned, and he felt a burst of frustration in his heart. "Good ......," he said, after a long time of accumulation, he closed his eyes.
Huo Ling'er looked at the water droplets that slowly flowed out of the corners of Xiao Wu's eyes......
Lying gently on his chest, his hands slowly wrapped around his back.
The two of them hugged ...... like this
"It would be nice if we could keep doing this and not have to do anything. Holding it quietly like this made Wu Haotian's heart warm to the extreme.
It didn't take long for Huo Ling'er to suddenly feel something under her lower abdomen pushing against her, and raised her head and stared at Wu Haotian fiercely.
Xiao Wu looked at Huo Ling'er and seemed to feel her killing intent, and hurriedly said: "This is a man's normal reaction, you can't blame me! You are so beautiful, I don't have this reaction, I am not a man, I am not a man." ”
Huo Ling'er thought to herself that she shouldn't stimulate him yet, anyway, he was also her own father, so she didn't blame him.
"Okay, you go out and take a bath, I haven't washed it for a long time, and the smell on my body is so bad!" Xiao Wu was still feeling the heat in Huo Ling'er's belly, and suddenly pretended to be stupid after hearing this sentence: "Oh, okay." ”
Looking at Wu Haotian's unbeaten expression, Huo Ling's child leaned over angrily and pressed it, so that Xiao Wu almost couldn't hold back......
Huo Ling'er leaned into his face and whispered, "I don't have any concentration at all." With that, he rolled over and left the bed.
"After going out, the fourth door on the right is the bathhouse, so I can wash my whole body. Then he walked out without looking back.
Wu Haotian was lying on the bed, "I feel that my world is beginning to mess up, what kind of evil did I create in my last life." Heaven plays tricks on himself like this. Alas......"
I was just about to get up and take a shower, when I accidentally saw the wardrobe on the side. "Wow! Xiao Wu opened the wardrobe with curiosity......
"This ...... It's so handsome! Such a domineering outfit, black cape, black tights. ”
The silver armor on the side deeply attracted Xiao Wu, and he saw that the armor was inlaid with seven gems of different colors, and it seemed to be calling...
What would I do if I wore such a handsome outfit?
"What are you doing? Hurry up and wash, believe it or not, I won't let you hug it in the future. Hearing Huo Ling'er's impatient voice, Xiao Wu gave up the idea of opening the cabinet, closed the closet, and ran towards the bathhouse.
A figure in the distance was staring blankly at him......
"Wow! Such a big bathhouse, such a big bath! If you are here, hehe......" Xiao Wu began to ** silky fantasy again.
"She can't come in anyway, so she might as well get it here first. Thinking of this, Xiao Wu jumped into the pool.
"Ah~~ Comfortable. Feeling the right temperature of the water, he couldn't bear to sigh.
"Who—who let you in?" a whirring voice came from underwater.
Under Xiao Wu's stunned expression, a person gradually condensed on the water, ** with his upper body and his hands covering his chest. With blue hair and blue eyes, he looks exactly like Huo Ling'er. This made the great god a little speechless.
"Who are you?" the woman asked, looking a little frightened.
"I, I said that I am a great god, do you believe it?"
The woman nodded her chin under Wu Haotian's stunned expression. "You believe that?" Xiao Wu asked stupidly.
The blue-haired beauty said, "Your eyes are red, and you are my father." ”
This...... Xiao Wu was a little overwhelmed. "I have two daughters, and they look exactly the same, are they twins?"
"What is your relationship with Huo Ling'er?" Xiao Wu asked curiously.
"She's my sister, I was born a minute before her... Her hair is red so she is called Huo Ling'er, and my hair is blue so my name is Shui Ling'er. This made Xiao Wu really speechless, "A daughter has choked him enough, and if you don't make yourself a coffin, can't you find a coffin?" ”
"My sister has a hot temper, don't worry too much, she won't really hurt you, she's just scaring you. As if she saw Wu Haotian's thoughts, Shui Ling'er said softly.
"It scared me a little too much, it almost killed me, alas... Wu Haotian is becoming more and more confused about his life experience, who was I in my last life?" Xiao Wu thought bitterly.
"I, I'd better go out first, call me after you finish washing, I'm coming in......" Xiao Wu hurriedly covered his lower body and was about to walk out of the pool.
"No need, let's wash together, I'll wipe your body. Shui Ling'er said softly.
"This, this is not very good, you are my daughter, how can I blaspheme you?" Xiao Wu said with a blushing face. Nervousness filled his body.
"It's okay, when I was a child, you often hugged me in the bath, and even if my sister knew about it, she wouldn't say anything. Shui Ling'er said with a serious face.
Xiao Wu really couldn't face it, and ran out of the bath in a panic. Before leaving, he forgot to put on his clothes and hurried into his house.
As soon as he remembered that he hadn't dressed yet, and if Huo Ling'er came in, he would have to talk about himself again, and suddenly remembered the wardrobe. "Well, this black trench coat is cool, I'll try it, Huo Ling'er shouldn't say anything about me. ”
As he thought about it, he opened the closet, and the silver armor shook his eyes with pain, and he struggled to remove the black cloak and tights.
Xiao Wu was very excited at this time, and his trembling hands quickly put on this suit. The black cloak hung from the ground.
Wu Haotian suddenly felt that he was the only supreme in heaven and earth, and he would not have a little fear even in the face of tens of thousands of people.
"Ah...... You. Huo Ling'er stood in the doorway, speechless.
"Father... Is that you?" Huo Ling'er, who looked at his father with his back to him, seemed a little confused, and said with a crust.
Xiao Wu was thinking at this time, "Will Huo Ling'er kill me, no, I'm his father, she won't punish me to death, I'll pretend to be wronged when the time comes, hehe...... I'm such a genius. ”
The pretending deputy stood up, looking up at the window...... "Well, it's me." Xiao Wu couldn't help it, and his voice was a little smiling.
Looking at Wu Hao, who was tossed upside down, he stomped his feet angrily. "You dare to trick me, believe it or not, I will punish you for a month and not be allowed to ......"
"Don't, don't, I don't pretend, hehe... I thought it was so good-looking, so I couldn't help but try it out, and it felt quite fitting. Xiao Wu had an expression of insecurity on his face at this time.
Looking at Wu Haotian's grinning expression, Huo Ling'er fell into a memory......
"Father, why don't you let me out? Did I do something wrong? Why don't you let me go to see my brother?" Huo Ling'er shouted as she looked at the black-robed man in front of her.
"He's hopeless, forget about him. ”
Looking at the man in black who was far away, Huo Ling'er's heart sank to the bottom. "Father, I hate you, I hate you......"
Wu Haotian looked at Huo Ling'er sluggishly, and suddenly said, "You teach me to cultivate, I have to make myself a real powerhouse!"
Huo Ling'er woke up from her memories and said with a melancholy face: "Okay, follow me." ”
Xiao Wu thought to himself: "I'm not happy when I cultivate, she is not happy when I don't cultivate, what the hell is going on?"