"Squeak~~~"

When the sky was completely dark, the door of the small clinic was gently pushed open.

"What's the style!ah?!Fifty-year-old Moutai is just a deep blue breeze?!How come I don't know that my wine is so stylish?!I rely on !!" Doudou kicked a poor guy who was tied to Nanmu while thinking in pieces, "If you don't drink, don't order! Almost ruined my collection, bastard! Lao Tzu can't kill you today!! "......

"Yo, isn't this Ke'er~~Teacher~~~ The lovely flowers that taught us are back?" Doudou looked at the door of the small clinic, and finally let go of the poor egg who had been abused all afternoon, only to see a large gray ......

The dark cloud of despair completely surrounded Kerr in the center, and it was hard to imagine what she had gone through today to make such a restless adolescent seventeen-year-old girl become so misanthropic.

"What's the matter, it's like a middle-aged uncle who was angry on the road, only to know that the next day it was his new boss. ”

"Hehehehehehe

Beanie: "......"

"Doudou, you said, I was absent from work for three days when I first became a teacher"

"What a big deal, isn't it just three days of absenteeism, it's a big deal to explain it well. Doudou impatiently interrupted Ke'er from the wine rack and poured a new bottle of wine into the glass.

Ke'er didn't hear Doudou's words at all, and continued. "Hehe, I was absent from work for three days, and then hehehe. "Kerr's face was played, "And then, I accidentally knocked the whole class unconscious"

Doudou almost sprayed the poor boy in the face with a sip of old wine, "Hey, hey, what the hell is going on, what kind of careless method can make a class of students unconscious?"

Kerr sat stiffly on the couch with the gray cloud of despair like a marionette, and even made the sound of wood rubbing against each other.

"After you fall into a coma, Doudou, do you know, people, the first thing you need to do when you make a mistake is to destroy the evidence, if a middle-aged uncle suddenly witnesses your crime at this time, what do you say you will do?"

Doudou swallowed a mouthful of saliva quietly: "Probably hit the back of his neck hard and hit a certain acupoint that can force amnesia within five minutes or something." ”

"Ah, that's amazing, Doudou, how nice it would be if you were there at the time, you know, the back of a person's neck, in addition to being able to force amnesia, has a lot of effects, such as a click! And then the vertebrae will break, and then people can turn into soft creatures, and people will not lose their memories. ”

Ke'er threw a certain trunk of the crushed Nanmu in his hand to the ground, and said extremely terrifying words with an expressionless face. Even Nanmu, who had been on standby, was so frightened that he evolved sweat glands and then broke out in a cold sweat.

"I said, are you really going to be a teacher? Are you sure you're not going to kick the gym?" asked Doudou with a "← ←" expression.

Ke'er raised his head suddenly, slapped his right hand on his face fiercely, made a snapping sound, and finally had a nervous breakdown, and let out a penetrating laugh, "Hahahaha!!ha

You're really angry with your new boss, it's so courageous for me to go!

Doudou was silent, he suddenly found that he didn't know what expression to use to face it, and waved at the boy who was tied to the tree, and the boy twitched violently and opened his swollen eyes like steamed buns, and looked at Doudou blankly.

"At this time, is it okay to just smile?"

The young man stared blankly at Doudou for two seconds, nodded blankly, and then closed his eyes forever.

"Tsk, one or two are like this, young people nowadays, they really can't stand the blow at all, and they have a mental breakdown at every turn. Doudou sighed while drinking wine, "You said yes, Brother Nanmu." ”

"Hehe, yes, yes, Doudou, can you take this boy away from my esophagus, it's very uncomfortable to be tied up. Nanmu's deep voice came from the middle of the tree, from the ceiling of the first floor of the small clinic.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to get out of the way. Doudou grabbed the collar of the young man who had been abused for an afternoon and pulled it directly, and the young man finally reluctantly opened his eyes again.

Doudou waved his hand at the young man's face, and suddenly all the strange twists and torn clothes on the young man's body were all restored to normal, and the hellish pain that he had long been accustomed to only made the young man twitch for a moment.

All the scars on his body have been restored, and the young man's brain has naturally returned to a conscious state, but this terrible afternoon will probably become a shadow that will never end until death is engraved in the young man's mind forever, what a poor fellow.

"What are you going to do, I'm wrong, as long as you don't torture me anymore, I'm willing to do anything, don't torture me anymore" The young man knelt down at that time, this kind of endless pain, it was really better to die directly.

"Oh, are you willing to do anything, really?" asked Doudou playfully.

"Yes, as long as you don't torture me with that or that again, I'm willing to do anything!"

"Hmm" Doudou thought carefully for a while, and suddenly looked at the young man with great interest, "Although your alcohol consumption and wine quality are not good, but the music you play is rare enough to reach that line, and you can let others fall into the artistic conception of your song?"

"Caught up in the mood of the song?" asked the young man, puzzled.

"Didn't you notice? Did you notice anything inexplicable going on around you when you were playing before?" asked Doudou.

The young man fell into the memory and suddenly remembered something. "There have indeed been a lot of strange things, such as after the performance, there were inexplicably more people sitting next to me in a daze, or smirking, and last time there was a middle-aged uncle who suddenly knelt on the ground and cried or something. ”

(⊙o⊙) Oh~~~!That's it, and there's more, and there's nothing else. ”

"And then there's sleep, because many times after I've finished playing, there are a lot of people lying around for some reason, all sleeping, and there was even a big bunch of rats sleeping in front of me. The young man said.

Doudou's eyes lit up, "Oh!! that's it, hehe, I didn't expect to find a guy of this level here, kid, it seems that at least you are worthy of the title of a troubadour." Hehe, this time I can finally catch that faint thief. Doudou's eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile, and he happily drank all the wine in the bottle, and said to the young man.

"Since you can do anything you want, do it for me tonight, and if you can do it, I'll give you a chance, a chance to atone for your sins. Doudou said with a smirk on his face, but his attention was obviously not on the guy in front of him. Instead, he fell into the imagination of a thief who was caught in the net.

"However, this guy alone is not enough, you have to add Ke'er's goods to have two hundred percent certainty of one shot into the soul. But," Doudou turned his head to look at the guy who was really going to run to a small corner if no one stopped him. It's going to take a bit of work to get this guy back to the way it was.

"By the way, boy, I don't know your name yet. Doudou asked the young man for a moment from his imagination.

The young man had an expression of finally escaping, but he was startled by Doudou who turned his head, and quickly changed back to a respectful expression.

As a result, his face changed too quickly, causing his facial muscles to cramp, and he put on a nondescript expression and said: "My name is Hao Shuaiqi, just call me Shuaishuai." ”

"Hao Shuaiqi, what a sullen name, change it to Hao Qi, and I'll call you that way in the future. Doudou settled on his nickname in someone's reluctant gaze.