Chapter 1244: Adult Story
It turned out that this was deliberately made bad by Lin Feng, and when he felt that Cao Ying's delicate body was hiding inside, he was even laughing secretly in his heart, "Whoever asks you to protest, I will squeeze you, see what you do!"
"Lin Feng, you lie out and leave me some space!" Cao Ying protested again......
"Sister, this sofa is too small, and there is no place for it...... I'm going to fall now!" Lin Feng was deliberately bad just now, so naturally he wouldn't honestly give way to Cao Ying. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Why didn't you fall just now?!" Cao Ying didn't believe Lin Feng's nonsense.
"There's really no place left...... I didn't even lie down on most of my body just now!" Lin Feng said to Cao Ying with a smile, "I don't believe you touch it!"
When Cao Ying heard Lin Feng's words, her face couldn't help but turn red again, what do you mean by not believing you touching, saying it so deflated, as if letting yourself touch his strange things, and she doesn't know how to be shy......
Lin Feng also seemed to know that he had said the wrong thing, and after smiling awkwardly, he spoke again, "Big wife...... Usually when two people sleep on a small couch, do you know how many ways you can sleep?"
Cao Ying's face darkened, she didn't know what Lin Feng meant when she suddenly asked what this sentence meant.
"That's right...... It stands to reason that there should be more than two ways to sleep!" Lin Feng turned his head to look at Cao Ying's eyes and said seriously, "One is that we are lying side by side like we are now, and in this case, the sofa is a little narrower!
Cao Ying pursed her lips disapprovingly, and said in a coquettish voice, "What's there to think about, just sleep on your side......"
"Oh, big wife, you're so smart...... Both of them sleep on their sides, which is inevitably not a good way!" Lin Feng smiled and said to Cao Ying, "However, your mind is not careful enough, this is not the most economical way to sleep, and some people don't like to lie on their sides, so they won't be very comfortable to sleep......"
"Then you said that kind of sleeping method takes up the least space, so we will sleep like that!" Cao Ying glared at Lin Feng a little unconvinced, and said with some anger.
In Cao Ying's heart, she didn't think that Lin Feng had any third way to sleep, this guy must be talking nonsense to fool her.
However, Lin Feng smiled very proudly, "Big wife, this is what you said, after I said the most space-less way to sleep, let's sleep in that position...... You talk counts!"
Cao Ying glared at Lin Feng a little unconvinced, and said in a deep voice, "Okay, you say, I don't believe that there is any third way to sleep, the sofa is so big, you can still fly!"
"Of course I can't fly......" Lin Feng smiled, then mysteriously leaned into Cao Ying's ear, and said in a low voice, "However, we can sleep on top of each other!"
Stack...... Sleeping on top of each other...... Cao Ying's eyes widened, and she suddenly thought of the posture in some literary films she had accidentally seen on the computer, and her face instantly turned red......
"Make up for the flow~hooligan!" After Cao Ying subconsciously said Lin Feng's words, she didn't mention the matter of sleeping with Lin Feng at all, but turned around directly, turned her back to Lin Feng, and began to lie on her side.
Lin Feng smiled, he was just to tease Cao Ying just now, and naturally he was not so despicable as to ask Cao Ying to fulfill his promise and sleep with him.
Then, Lin Feng also lay up on his side, he was separated by a distance of more than ten centimeters, facing the back of Cao Ying's head, his eyes widened, looking at Cao Ying's hair, smelling the fragrance coming from her body, feeling her delicate body full of youthful vitality slowly exuding warm heat, and quietly listening to the heartbeat becoming faster......
After a while, Cao Ying turned over again, changed to her back against the sofa, facing Lin Feng's posture, her eyes were wide open, she looked at Lin Feng, and said faintly, "Lin Feng, I can't sleep, you tell me a story......
"Huh?!" Lin Feng paused for a moment, Cao Ying actually asked him to tell a story...... Isn't this a requirement that you only face when you coax children?!Cao Ying isn't joking?!
"Hurry up, or I'll be cranky......" Cao Ying pursed her mouth angrily, looked at Lin Feng with an unhappy face, and said in a deep voice.
"Ahem......" Lin Feng reacted at this time, it seemed that Cao Ying was serious, so he had to search the story inventory in his mind and began to tell Cao Ying fairy tales seriously.
"Once upon a time, there was an old fisherman who made a living by fishing every day. In addition to his wife, the old fisherman's family also has three children, all of whom depend on him for support, so the family is very poor and has a difficult life......"
Lin Feng was brewing emotions, telling a story about the fisherman and the devil in One Thousand and One Nights, but was interrupted by Cao Yingyi......
"Lin Feng, don't treat me like a child, okay! I don't want to listen to a thousand and one nights! This kind of story, I memorized it backwards twenty years ago!" Cao Ying glared at Lin Feng and said with a dissatisfied expression.
Why are you so picky...... Lin Feng was a little speechless, but he understood what Cao Ying meant, and he didn't listen to children's stories...... Meaning you want to listen to stories that adults like?!
"Ahem, then I'll tell you a story with a little connotation, and see if you can understand it!" Lin Feng coughed lightly twice, then began to look at Cao Ying with a wicked smile on his face, and said with a smile.
"Okay!" Cao Ying thought that her IQ was not bad, so she naturally would not be afraid of Lin Feng's challenge.
Then Lin Feng began to speak, "In the past, there was a serious imbalance in the ratio of men and women in a polytechnic university, and there was only one female student in a certain class of graduates in the school. On the eve of graduation, a boy surveyed all boys, and he had only one question, 'Have you ever been in elementary school?' and the next day, the boy was expelled from school...... Do you know why?"
Lin Feng looked at Cao Ying with a smug expression, his eyes full of evil smiles.
Cao Ying paused for a moment, "How can you be expelled, although that boy's questionnaire is a bit boring, it won't be expelled? Who hasn't been to elementary school?"
Lin Feng just smiled evilly......
Cao Ying thought about it for a while, and still didn't know why the boy was expelled, so she just looked at Lin Feng with a depressed face and said, "Okay, I can't think of it, you tell me the answer!"
Lin Feng smiled evilly, leaned into Cao Ying's ear and whispered, "Because the only girl in that class of graduates is called elementary school...... Hey, hey!"
After Cao Ying listened to Lin Feng's answer, she still didn't understand what was going on, and then she thought back to what she had just said, and then she understood......
Who hasn't been to elementary school?!
Cao Ying glared at Lin Feng with a flushed face, and secretly scolded Lin Feng in her heart for being too bad, feeling extremely embarrassed on her face.