When Tang Haotian said something, he seemed to be extremely awesome, as if he had done something worth showing off.

And this thing is indeed worth showing off, because this kind of stupid thing really won't be done by anyone.

"Then how will you live in the future?" Qu Shiqing asked strangely.

"Whatever, it's good if Lao Tzu is happy! Come on, come on, let's drink together, this is the good wine I stole from home!" Tang Haotian didn't think about tomorrow at all.

"Good wine, I'll taste it!" the old bald bird immediately came to his senses as soon as he heard that there was wine.

"Huh......" Tang Haotian was shocked by this fall, and I wiped it, "Talking monkey?"

This is still Tang Haotian speaking politely, and he didn't say the word "bald".

"Get out of your uncle, isn't it that Lao Tzu saw that you took the wine to honor the uncle, and saw that Lao Tzu didn't kill you?" The old bald bird snatched the wine bottle in Tang Haotian's hand and poured it.

Tang Haotian is so big, and really no one dares to say this to him.

"Do you know who I am?" Tang Haotian said that this was not because he was arrogant, but because he had been in a state of lawlessness for a long time, so he asked casually.

"I don't care who you are," the old bald bird took a sip of wine, quite aftertasted. "It's not that I'm bragging, the silent master of Emei was caught in the chest by me with one claw......"

Silent Master Tai, and not very vulgar, it is said that he has reached the third rank of martial arts back then, but then he disappeared without a trace for unknown reasons.

"What happened later?" After all, it is not a trivial matter for a third-rank martial artist to disappear out of thin air.

"Later, he became the Sanwu monk of Shaolin Temple!" the old bald bird laughed extremely obscenely.

"Why?" Tang Haotian asked strangely. The cultivation of the three non-monks is the creation of nature, and the ability to do it is against the sky!

"Because she doesn't have ...... in her breasts"

"Hungry ......" Tang Haotian and Qu Shiqing were speechless for a while.

......

Regarding the table of wine and food that Ma Xiaodonkey casually fiddled out, Tang Haotian was also shocked. Straight sigh magical.

"Brother, as soon as I see you, I think you are my long-lost brother, I Tang Haotian, although I don't like this name at all, but this is also the name that my wife came up with when she was bleeding profusely and looked through the dictionary day and night, so I had to call it that!" Tang Haotian raised his wine glass and toasted Ma Xiaodonkey.

To be honest, Ma Xiaodonkey doesn't like to be called brother by this guy, what long-lost brother? Lao Tzu is so handsome, you are like a meat ball, and you still want to be related to Lao Tzu?

However, Ma Xiaodonkey felt that this guy was quite pitiful.

Yes, I just feel sorry for him!

It's not because he's a son of a protector of the country that he is qualified to go to the son of the poor Tang Sect!

On the contrary, it is likely that the son of the Tang Sect can completely despise his status as a prince who protects the country.

However, Ma Xiaodonkey just thinks he is pitiful!

Because that's a state of pity!

No one wants to play with you since you were a child, and when you see you, you want to avoid you, that kind of childhood is simply purgatory on earth!

"Horse little donkey!" Ma little donkey raised his wine glass and reported to the door. "However, I want you to call me Su Chen!"

"Ma Xiao Donkey, this name is good! Why didn't my old lady have such a brilliant name in the first place? Little donkey, what a fresh and refined name? Where is it like my name every day!" As a result, Tang Haotian didn't notice the words behind Ma Xiao Donkey, so he pondered his name!

"Stay with you for a while, brother!, I suddenly feel that I am ashamed of myself! Not only my appearance, but even my ideological consciousness, I feel that I am extremely inferior! No, I want to work hard to improve my self-cultivation, so let's start with my name! Tang Xiaodonkey? Tang Xiaoluo? What do you think of Tang Xiaoma?" I didn't expect Tang Haotian to be really entangled.

Ma Xiaodonkey actually didn't have so much trouble with his name for a long time.

Of course, at first, he also struggled with why his parents would choose such a casual name for him, and it sounded too difficult to be elegant!

However, later, his father's words relieved Ma Xiaodonkey a lot.

"When your mother gave birth to you, it just so happened that our donkey was born. So. No, your name is Donkey...... When I gave birth to your brother, it happened that our horse was born again, so he was called a pony!"

The father's explanation, of course, could not satisfy the horse and the donkey, because it could not hide the sloppiness of his name!

However, when he saw that on the family tree, the nickname Ma Haotian's father's nickname was Ma Xiaoji, he was really relieved!

Feelings, their family names are sloppy, they are all ancestral...... Fortunately, it was not the mule in my own family when I gave birth to myself, otherwise, there would be problems in the future!

Of course, this is talking about before the little donkey crossed over, and it turns out that even if he didn't name Ma Xiaomu, he couldn't pass on the lineage to his father who was a little famous Ma Xiaoji!

He crossed!

However, some people say that his name is fresh and refined!

Isn't that, you say?

And to follow the trend?

"Brother, don't mind if I copy my uncle and aunt's creativity, I really like this name, I decided that I will be called Tang Puppy in ......the future!"

After Tang Haotian finished speaking, he also barked twice.

At this time, he was obviously already a little drunk!

Ma Xiaodonkey doesn't mind what he wants to be called, no matter what he calls, it doesn't have much to do with him!

"By the way, brother, aren't you afraid ......of me at all?"

"Why should I be afraid of you?" Ma Xiaodonkey asked rhetorically, unexpectedly this guy is also fat, and the amount of alcohol is not good!

"Why? You didn't see those guys, and as soon as they saw me, they immediately backed away. It seems that if I get closer, I will sleep with their mother-in-law! His grandmother's ...... is a little sad here!

Ma Xiaodonkey perfectly understood his feelings.

Of course, this is also a psychology that many people have.

The legendary **, silk psychology.

That is, you can't see that a person of the same age is rich and developed, and when you see it, you either scold yourself for relying on your godfather, or you scold for not having a good father? What's the big deal!

In fact, the psychological subtext is, why am I not such a good (god) father?

It is because of this mood that they will deliberately slander him and deliberately isolate him!

Just like Tang Haotian, I don't know how many people envy and hate his identity.

Even more on his poisonous skills that make people smell and change, his loneliness can simply practice the Sunflower Treasure Book and the Gloomy ** Palm!

"Just because others are afraid of you, am I going to be afraid of you?" Ma Xiaodonkey still had that expression.

"I can let you go to see Hades at any time without knowing it!" Tang Haotian suddenly said, his face was rare and serious, like a stinky, hard and constipated stool!

"There is always a reason to kill people!" Ma Xiaodonkey did not take his seriousness in the slightest.

"Hahaha, brother, you are really my brother, but those donkeys did it, they don't understand this truth at all, can't my horse and puppy have friends?

Obviously, these words have been suppressed in Tang Haotian's heart for a long time. Today it is rare to meet someone who is not afraid of himself, so he vented it.

This time, in conclusion, he finally didn't pug anymore!

"Growing up so big, brother, do you know? No one wants to play with me, they are all afraid of me, they all avoid me, and I even hate my own identity!" Tang Haotian was already a little confused. "I'm just looking for a friend!"

"I'm just looking for a friend!" sounds a little bitter.

If you add a female character in front of a friend, this is undoubtedly a very sad thing in this world.

However, if this sentence does not even add a female word, it is undoubtedly the saddest thing in this world.

"It's okay! From now on, we will be friends!" This sentence was Tang Xiaopu's last bit of consciousness.

At least until he comes to his senses.

Ma Xiaodonkey looked at Tang Haotian very pleasing to the eye, indeed because he was the queen of the Tang Sect, and Ma Xiaodonkey did not hide this.

Because my father said that the Qingtian Empire could be established, and more than a dozen of their brothers could survive, it was because of the anti-heaven poison of the Tang Sect.

Millions of corpses!

The first book, the first time on the recommendation. Three and a half days, a hundred collections. There are almost no recommended tickets!

That's all for today, kneel down again and beg everyone for help, recommend a collection.

In addition, this chapter can be regarded as explaining the names of horses and donkeys!