Chapter 15: The City
I didn't expect the cricket king to be so powerful, but the hungry red leaf mantis was desperate and blindly entangled, and the two sickle hands desperately struck the cricket king's head. Sure enough, it didn't take long to fight, and the head of the cricket king rolled aside, and the red-leaved mantis was eating the body of the cricket king with relish.
The battle is not over yet! Tang Zifeng put down his pet, which was a poisonous centipede.
There is no tiger and monkey in the mountains to call the king, and the light of the fireflies dares to compete with the sun and the moon. The poisonous centipede crawled up to the side of the red leaf mantis and soaked in urine to kill it, and the battle began and ended quickly.
Centipede urine is highly poisonous, even if the human body comes into contact with it, it can be hurt a lot, but it will not be poisoned to death. But if you have spilled centipede urine in both eyes, then sorry, you have won the lottery.
Wash your eyes immediately with water, open your eyes in the water and let the water wash away the toxins. There is not enough time to go to the hospital to deal with it, so after a long time, I will wait for the blind man to break into the rivers and lakes!
The last to appear was Tang Linjun's pet, the Termite Army. A bottle, hundreds of termites really don't know how he caught them. Termites besiege the poisonous centipedes, surging up, stalking, and fighting to the death...... The poisonous centipede sprinkled the centipede urine once and failed to cast it again, otherwise the termite legion would have suffered heavy casualties.
But without that if, the cricket king, the red leaf mantis, and the poisonous centipede all became the rations of the termite army. Tang Lin Jun was proud, and his smile made Tang Hao, Tang Xiaoyan, and Tang Zifeng feel that pets are stranger than one another, but fortunately, there are no fierce animals on the island, otherwise, they are all kept in captivity.
Wash the bath
Baby gold water is indispensable
Drop a little and soak it
There are no mosquito bites
......
"You, what are you doing!" In the bathtub plate, Tang Linjun was taking a bath with brand (baby gold water) shower gel, originally humming a little song and rubbing his back, but when he turned around, he found that the three bigwigs had appeared around, and their expressions were extremely serious.
Friendly reminder: Baby Gold Water is specially developed for the delicate skin of infants and young children, integrating the three effects of "removing prickly heat, relieving itching, and preventing mosquitoes", which can be used by infants and adults, without greasy and irritating.
Let me explain here again, Tang Xiaoyan and Tang Zifeng are brothers, Tang Hao and Tang Linjun are also brothers, the relationship between the four is that of the same grandfather, Tang Xiaoyan is the biggest, Tang Hao is the second, Tang Zifeng is the third, and Tang Linjun can only be the fourth.
Seeing the three bigwigs standing there silently, Tang Linjun in the bath asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Tang Xiaoyan said calmly: "The wolf is coming, it is estimated that he will come here in the afternoon, and my intuition tells me that it is very dangerous here." ”
Tang Linjun: "......"
"The wolf, but the four-eyed wolf. Tang Hao asked.
"Yes, it's him. Ever since he put on those glasses, his whole body has looked sven, which makes my hands tickle and ache easily. After Tang Xiaoyan finished speaking, he clenched his hands and gritted his teeth.
"Why, with such a big fist, you can't kill the teacher. Brother, listen to my brother's advice, endure the calm for a while, further broaden the sky, remember to transform well after entering, and be a new person. Tang Hao persuaded patiently, pretending to be very reluctant.
Tang Linjun: "......"
"I'll go to you, I'm not in prison now, I haven't broken the law, I've not burned the mountain, what to do after I go in, I have to reform well, and I will be a mess again. Tang Xiaoyan was a little speechless, how could he say it and digress.
"Zifeng, do you know what they're talking about?, why can't I understand a word?" Tang Linjun didn't know what Xiao Yan and Tang Hao were talking about at all.
"Don't you understand? The mountains and rain are coming, the wind is full of buildings, and the Nine Heavens Demon Qi is born, and the world will face another catastrophe. Tang Zifeng suddenly pretended to be a master of the world, and sighed there.
Tang Linjun Khan said: Did you read the novel again last night, can you say something?"
"Don't ignore me, okay?" Crazy, Tang Linjun felt like crazy.
Tang Linjun said in a deep voice: "The secret of heaven must not be leaked!"
Tang Linjun: "It's really infuriating!"
"Ah, I'll fight with you. Tang Linjun rushed out of the bathtub and threw himself at Tang Zifeng...... Don't think crookedly, everyone.
Three days ago, the school teacher told the students that they were going to come to a home visit, and every student would be visited once, which many students already knew, but only these four guys did not receive the news. When the school teacher announced, Xiao Yan and they were baking sweet potatoes, so what kind of effort did they have to listen to the announcement, and they only found out about this matter until the fact.
In the afternoon, the sky was clear.
"Everyone prepare, the enemy is coming, throw grenades. Tang Hao said excitedly on the tree.
A figure in the distance is approaching, this person is the teacher who came to visit the home, this person walked not fast or slow before Tang Huosheng who was whistling on the tree found out. This teacher is middle-aged, and he doesn't know why, Xiao Yan's feelings for him are very disgusting.
This teacher's surname is Ma Gaoshan, originally a city native, and later came to Dengzhou Island to teach with the help of relatives, this person's own culture is not high, but it is barely possible to teach primary school students. There is no way, Dengzhou Island is a poor and remote country, and educated people have gone to the city, so they can stay on Dengzhou Island to live and suffer.
When he was a child, Tang Xiaoyan was wrongfully accused of stealing the teacher's watch, and even Xiaoyan's grandfather who was present suspected that his grandson stole it, but it turned out that there was no such thing.
Tang Zifeng also didn't have a good impression of that teacher because of this matter. Tang Hao and Tang Linjun hated this teacher purely for the sake of their sister. The teacher always looked at their sister with strange eyes, and sometimes with a hairy look, if it weren't for the fact that this person was their teacher, and also took into account the feelings of some parents, the two brothers would have wanted to hang the teacher up and beat him.
"Lose your head, go get ready. Tang Xiaoyan pretended to be angry.
"Okay, yes. Tang Linjun and Tang Hao went to prepare things, and after a while, they enthusiastically "greeted the old corpse".
Tang Hao asked on the side, "What about me, what about me?"
"Get out!" Tang Xiaoyan waved his hand and let Xiao Hao flash aside.
Tang Hao: "......"
"Now set up a team, the second (Zifeng) is the No. 1, Lin Jun is the No. 2, Xiaohao you are the No. 3, today I will try to let the teacher see our awesomeness. The four brothers gathered together, and Tang Xiaoyan was the first to speak as the leader.
Tang Hao smiled and suddenly asked, "Big brother, how many numbers are you, are you big?"
Tang Xiaoyan: "......"
"Don't talk nonsense, brothers are concentric...... The four brothers folded their hands together, each smiled, and before he could shout the next four words, Tang Hao spoke first: "Brothers are concentric...... Boogers have gold!"
Tang Xiaoyan: "......"
Tang Linjun: "......"
Tang Zifeng: "......"
"Beat him!"
"Isn't that the one?"
Ma Gaoshan visited their home, and the fourth uncle and the fifth grandfather greeted them warmly.
But in Xiaoyan's eyes, they were not very comfortable in their hearts, as if they were breathing a sigh of relief in their hearts.
Good food welcomes, how can there be no tea?
Xiao Yan went to make tea with his own hands, and served tea, the way of tea, and the taste was good. Xiao Yan's method of rectifying people is different, he went to the big tree to grab a handful of leaves and came in, and then ...... Hehe, hey, I use these leaves to make tea, and cut them into small pieces with a knife, like tea but not tea.
Then put the "Konoha tea" into the thermos flask, and the tea will be served after a while.
Tang Xiaoyan said with a sneer: "Teacher, this is a good tea that students use to honor you, and it is really the best tea." ”
After Ma Gaoshan tasted it, he thought, "Well, how strange is this taste?"
The fifth grandfather also asked: "Teacher, this tea is good!"
Ma Gaoshan had no choice but to smile bitterly: "Yes, it is indeed good tea." ”
At this time, Ma Gaoshan suddenly felt, "Ouch, why are chrysanthemums so itchy?" but he was embarrassed to catch it, so he could only endure chatting with the fourth uncle and the fifth grandfather, most of which were about Xiaoyan's study.
Itchy powder is a good thing that Tang Zifeng found in Zhang Fan's stone room, and this time it can be regarded as coming in handy.
Then Xiaoyan and they were teasing Ma Gaoshan all the time, but they were only secretly executing it in secret, and they didn't let Ma Gaoshan find out.
Today, Ma Gaoshan was punished a little, and Xiao Yan and they also took a bad breath.
......
Zhang Fan found that his disciples had some problems in martial arts, although the martial arts secrets they cultivated had reached the entry level, but there were many problems, such as......
"Drink...... Belch...... Drink...... Oh...... "Tang Qiaoyi" drank "Yizi" and practiced "Yizi Speed Boxing", this is normal!
Look at Tang Hao and Tang Linjun again, the two brothers, repeatedly practicing the moves of "Qi Jin Palm", and there are words in their mouths: "One palm, two palms, three palms, four palms, five palms, ......"
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