Chapter 107: Ambiguity in the Stone Cave
Chapter 107 **** in the stone cave
Tang Jie looked at Fiona's expression, he was a little creepy: "You won't miss this spell, will you?"
A frenzied look appeared in Fiona's eyes: "Aren't you curious? It's the first time I've seen such a huge magic summoning array, aren't you curious about what it's going to summon?"
Tang Jie unconsciously took two steps back: "Your current expression reminds me of the madmen among those magicians. ”
"Every good magician is crazy!" Fionaha laughed.
Tang Jie's face was full of strangeness: "You remind me of my former captain again!"
"Oh, he's so curious, right?" Fiona giggled.
"Listen......" Tang Jie looked at Fiona vigilantly, he was indeed frightened by Fiona's fanatical and almost morbid demeanor, "Although I am curious about what this magic array is summoning. But I definitely don't want to try this kind of dangerous summoning in such a desperate situation. You know, in front of us, there is a bottomless abyss, and behind us the wall of ice is so thick that it stretches all the way to the Siss!"
Fiona blinked, "You're really not curious?"
Tang Jie looked at Fiona with a frenzied expression: "Please, just now you told me with a serious face, this may be the most evil and terrifying summoning magic array you have ever seen, but in the blink of an eye, you have become a mad magician with an evil light in his eyes! Are you mistaken? Just now we were almost eaten into a pile of white bones by a swarm of fist-sized bees! Now you have the leisure to care about what this magic array is used to summon?"
Tang Jie said loudly: "Am I crazy, or are you crazy?
Tang Jie's voice echoed in the huge stone cave, Agatha looked at Tang Jie for a while, and Fiona for a while, looking very uneasy, Octavir still stood silently behind Tang Jie, like his shadow.
The atmosphere was awkward and dreary.
Fiona looked at Tang Jie fixedly, she suddenly pursed her lips and made a grimace: "You are really a humorless and boring guy, I once again confirm my opinion, I hate you!"
With that, she stepped aside and carefully began to examine the runes on the wall of bones.
"What, I'm a humorless and boring guy?" Tang Jie opened his mouth wide and turned his head to look at Agatha, "Am I such a boring person?".
Agatha raised her eyebrows: "I haven't found ...... yet"
Tang Jie laughed: "Look, I have one more supporter here!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Agatha continued, "I haven't found out yet...... Where is your sense of humor. ”
The corners of Tang Jie's eyes twitched violently, damn it, what are you panting for!
He turned his head and glared at Agatha, "Which side are you?"
Agatha said with an innocent expression: "In a dilemma, the Clumber Chamber of Commerce will always be neutral!"
"Go!" Tang Jie waved his hand and gave her a blank look.
"Personally, I think ......," said Agatha, looking down and laughing, "and while it feels good to be bickering here, I think it would be more enjoyable if we could be bickering on sunny ground, wouldn't it?"
"Hah!" Tang Jie raised his head and snorted, "I still want to lie on the beach and watch you guys bickering in bikini swimsuits!"
"What's a bikini?" asked Agatha curiously.
"Uh, the bikini is ......" Tang Jie pointed at the three points on Agatha's body, "wearing **** swimming clothes." ”
Agatha reacted immediately under Tang Jie's gestures and words, her cheeks turned red, and she grimaced at Tang Jie: "I want to add one thing about the description that His Royal Highness Fiona just told you! You are really a shameless man!"
After speaking, she turned around and left Tang Jie with a back.
Tang Jie opened his mouth and stammered: "Hell, what's wrong with the bikini?
Agatha took a deep breath, turned around, and said to Tang Jie with a red cheek: "Dear Captain Tang Jie, my father and I are both members of the Illuminati Cult, what we believe in is that before we get married, we must guard ourselves like jade, resist the **** of the evil god, and control ourselves not to fall into the abyss of demons!"
Tang Jie's face was full of strangeness: "Ah, wearing a bikini, is it so exaggerated? Then you mean, what happened to us on the night of the Conch, that is also like a jade?"
"What happened that night?" Fiona was facing the wall of bones, but her ears were always pricked up, paying close attention to the conversation between Tang Jie and Agatha, and as soon as she heard Tang Jie's words, she immediately jumped over.
Agatha's ears were so red that they seemed to be dripping blood, and she glared at Tang Jie fiercely: "You are incurable, Mr. Tang Jie!"
She quickly left Tang Jie's side, and her hurried footsteps were more like escaping.
Tang Jie felt that Agatha's behavior was a little strange, and she was still like a well-behaved kitten when she snuggled into his arms when she ran away just now, but now?
Hell, she looks like she's going to deliberately stay away from me!
Tang Jie wanted to ask what was wrong.
However, Fiona took Tang Jie's arm and did not give up: "What happened that night, what happened?"
Tang Jie lowered his head and looked at Fiona with concern, just like a father looking at his daughter: "Dear Fiona, children don't ask about adults, good, now it's dark, you should **** to sleep!
Fiona was so angry that her nose was about to crooked, she watched Tang Jie leave her side, grabbed his arm again, and said loudly: "Yes, I just want to listen to the story!"
Tang Jie turned his head helplessly: "Want to listen to the story?" Okay, then you have to promise me that after listening to the story, you will obediently go to sleep quietly!"
Fiona grinned, "Okay, hurry up and tell the story!"
Tang Jie glanced at Agatha, the girl secretly glanced at herself not far away, and found that she was looking at her, and immediately turned her head like a frightened fawn, he turned his head and said to Fiona: "Once upon a time, in an ancient country, there was a splendid royal palace, and in this palace lived a group of eunuchs......"
With that, he turned and left.
Fiona grabbed him and said loudly, "You're not done yet!"
Tang Jie was surprised and said, "I'm done!"
Fiona said angrily, "Where are you finished?"
Tang Jie stretched out his hands: "Below, there is no one below!" After speaking, he laughed wildly.
"What's not down there?" Fiona didn't react, "and what is the eunuch?"
Gotcha, the flattering eyes are thrown to the blind man!
Tang Jie looked at Fiona with a broken face: "Eunuch, there is no one below, so you understand?"
"I don't understand!" Fiona tilted her head and looked at Tang Li like a cute Barbie doll.
Tang Jie swallowed, he had a feeling of being defeated: "Then do you know what is the difference between men and women?
Fiona somewhat understood, her face was red, but she still stubbornly asked: "Then I don't have anything underneath, why am I not a eunuch?"
Tang Jie suddenly felt an urge to go berserk, he tried to control his twitching cheeks to make himself look calmer, he barely cracked a smile, and pointed in the other direction: "I say again, children don't ask about adults, now, my story is over, go to sleep!"
With that, he turned and left.
Fiona waved her little fist angrily: "Tang Jie, you can't treat me like a child!"
"But you're just a kid now!" Tang Jie didn't look back.
"The story you promised me isn't over yet!" Fiona shouted with her hands to her mouth.
"I'm done, my dear, go to sleep, be a good baby!" Tang Jie still didn't look back, raised his arm, and waved his hand.
"Tang Jie, you're a bastard!" Fiona shouted.
Tang Jie shrugged his shoulders: "Even if it's it!"
Of course, Agatha understood the meaning of the phrase "there is nothing down there", she listened to the conversation between Tang Jie and Fiona, she was eating and laughing, her fragrant shoulders kept shaking, she could hear Tang Jie's footsteps getting closer and closer, and the roots of her ears gradually became red.
"What's going on with all of you?" Tang Jie walked up to Agatha and whispered, "Why did all of a sudden become abnormal?
Agatha took a deep breath and froze, she turned around and looked at Tang Jie with bright and obsessive eyes: "She's attracting your attention, haven't you noticed?
"Huh, attract my attention?" Tang Jie was surprised, "Why did she attract my attention?"
"You must admit: women are greedy, my captain......" Agatha looked at Tang Jie with fixed eyes, "she longs for all your attention alone." ”
"Huh?" Tang Jie stammered, "Does she lack fatherly love?
"But the problem is that you do treat her like a child!" Agatha smiled lightly, and glanced at Fiona, who was staring at them viciously, "As far as I know, when Her Highness Fiona became famous at the age of ten, it was already seventeen years ago!"
"So, what do you mean?" Tang Jie was a little unresponsive.
Agatha sighed and glanced at Tang Jie deeply: "My lord, I'm afraid she likes you......"
Tang Jie's face was full of shock: "She likes me?! But, but, but I once stuffed a pair of stinky socks into her mouth!"
"Huh?!A pair of stinky socks?" Agatha's face was shocked, and her eyes unconsciously swept towards Tang Jie's feet.
Tang Jie shrunk his feet, he was extremely embarrassed: "Is it a pair or one?"
Agatha's eyes were still fixed on Tang Jie's feet, she covered her mouth, and exclaimed, "Oh my God, you actually stuffed stinky socks into the mouth of the Magic Queen! If the magic guards of Mozambique knew about this, you would be sent to be hanged!"
"No, it's not so exaggerated, right?" Tang Jie's eyes twitched, "That's just a misunderstanding! She also turned me into a mouse! Aha, speaking of mice, I remembered, how can you see death and not save it?"
Agatha's gaze retracted from Tang Jie's feet, and she looked at Tang Jie in confusion: "If you don't save you?"
Tang Jie pointed to himself: "In the carriage, you almost slapped a half-limped mouse with a pillow, that's me!"
Agatha's eyes widened, her mouth open almost into her fist, "That's you?"
Tang Jie nodded vigorously: "Yes, that's right! I also shouted to you for help, but you welcomed me with a pillow! Of course, if you use this pillow for yourself, I will be happy, but unfortunately, you are using a pillow to slap me like a mouse!"
Agatha burst out laughing, she covered her mouth, and her flowers trembled: "You, you have become a mouse? I said how does that mouse make me look familiar? Do you expect me to understand the language of a mouse?"
"......" Tang Jie looked at Agatha, who was laughing more and more, speechlessly, "Okay, it's my fault, I shouldn't have come to you! Hell, for the sake of Tila the sea god, do you know how excited I was when I was chased by countless people on the street, and when I saw your carriage? Yes, I was a mouse at that time, hell, I thought if I were the original human form, maybe you would come to save me, I thought there would be a little tacit understanding between us......"
Tang Jie sneered loudly, but his words were suddenly interrupted.
Agatha closed her eyes and kissed him on the lips with her small, red lips.
Tang Jie seemed to be petrified for a moment, his eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that Agatha had suddenly made such an impulsive and unexpected move.
A simple but affectionate kiss, Tang Jie didn't even have time to reminisce, and Agatha left with her body temperature and body fragrance.
Tang Jie wiped his mouth, it seemed that there was still a lingering fragrance there, and he ate and said, "This, what is this? A kiss of compensation?"
Agatha gently stroked Tang Jie's lips with her fingers, her body was close to Tang Jie, and she whispered, "Do you want to know why I just said: Does Fiona like you?".
Tang Jie was stunned for a moment by Agatha's jumping topic: "Why?"
Agatha looked at Tang Jie stupidly, staring at his angular face lines, and at his sword-like eyebrows: "Because, I like you too!"
Tang Jie was silent, his eyes fixed on Agatha, and his eyes gradually became gentle.
"I must admit that when I was on the Conch, your bravery and fighting were impressive, but at that time, I only had a good impression of you, far from liking. Agatha said softly, her cheeks already red into fiery clouds.
"Ah? Is it just a good feeling? For the sake of the sea god Tira, I fought so hard for you, you actually only have a little good feeling?" Tang Jie showed an exaggerated look on his face, "Okay, tell me, what exactly does this kind of good feeling mean?"
Agatha glared at Tang Jie with disgust: "This kind of favor means that if I were asked to choose a future husband among the many marriage options that would be beneficial to the family, among the many marriage candidates, I would choose you." ”
Tang Jieha smiled and patted his chest: "You scared me to death, you are willing to marry me and say so twistedly: It's just a little good!"
Agatha shook her head and said lightly: "My lord, don't take marriage too seriously! For the descendants of nobles like us, marriage is just a transaction, and we are all trade goods. In my opinion, my future husband must be able to bring great benefits to my family, and besides, if he can not be annoying, not boring, and not cowardly!"
"Obviously, I am in your interests and subjective choices......" Tang Jie felt like a basin of cold water poured on his head, and his tone became cold, "I thought you just liked me purely ......"
"Now it's just pure love for you, my lord. Agatha's fingers gently ran over Tang Jie's cheek, the hard texture of her skin making her feel like she was stroking a peerless sword.
"Can you imagine a girl of eighteen years of age, who has never been far away, who has never experienced any danger, and every time she is in danger, the same man will appear and save her from a certain situation. He is like a knight wielding a sword and riding a white horse from far away to save me!" Agatha's tone was almost dreamy, and she murmured softly, "Can you imagine what this girl would think of this man?".
"Which lucky person can get this girl's favor?" Tang Jie smiled, he leaned forward and sniffed the girl's body fragrance gently, "If I were this girl, I would definitely fall in love with this man." ”
"yes, who wouldn't?" Agatha looked at Tang Jie with a confused look in her eyes.
"Then you only used the word like just now?" Tang Jie raised his eyebrows, "You are really cautious in your use of words!"
Agatha shook her head: "Please forgive me for this caution, I am a girl who has been raised by the family since childhood. I've learned to control my emotions and feelings since I was a child, and sometimes I don't understand if my feelings are a spur of the moment or if I'm really captured by Eros. So, forgive my caution, my lord. ”
Tang Jie gently hugged Agatha's waist: "Forget this stupid worry, you know, it's not Eros who captivates you, it's me!"
With that, he kissed Agatha's crystal lips.
Agatha was kissed by the domineering kiss of the man in front of her, and she seemed to turn into a puddle of water and collapsed in Tang Jie's arms.
The man's strong tongue twitched at her lips, trying to get into her mouth, and he pried Agatha's clenched white teeth open, and then quickly drilled in, the two tongues tightly entangled.
Agatha was hot all over, muttering, and clumsily responded to Tang Jie's hot kiss.
"You two ......" suddenly a voice interrupted their ****.
Fiona clasped her hands and looked at them with an unkind expression: "Do you need to help you find a bed and put up a curtain?"
Agatha's face was so red that she could almost drip blood, she struggled out of Tang Jie's arms helplessly, took a step back, hid behind Tang Jie, lowered her head, and took care of her clothes in a panic.
Tang Jie looked at Fiona shamelessly: "I said, didn't you hear what I just said?"
"You've just said a lot, how do I know which one you said?" Fiona replied with a smile as she felt that she had ruined the good things between Tang Jie and Agatha.
"Don't ask too much about adults, children!" Tang Jie was very unhappy to be disturbed when he and Agatha were making out.
Fiona grimaced: "Okay, then I won't ask, you guys go on!"
After speaking, she crossed her hands and stood next to her to look at Tang Jie and Agatha, who lowered her head and blushed with shame, like watching a play.
Tang Jie was speechless, he looked at Octavir who looked indifferent not far away, and he sighed: "Look at Octavier, how quiet she is!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Octavir said, "I don't like it when you make out with her like this......"
Tang Jie opened his mouth and stammered: "Why?"
"Because you're Athoth, I'm Octavir!" Octavil said softly.
"Okay, okay!" Tang Jie felt like he was confused, "You mean I can only make out with you?"
"Yes!" Octavier looked at Tang Jie as a matter of course.
"Hell, I'm not Athos!!!How many times do you want me to say!!" Tang Jie went crazy.
Octavir was silent.
Agatha and Fiona glanced at each other, then quickly parted, continuing to gloat the show.
"It's messy, it's too messy, let me be quiet!" Tang Jie stroked his forehead with his hand, "Let's talk about something else serious!"
"Now we're trapped in this hell place......" Fiona looked around at the white bones of the forest, she spread her hands out, "what is serious?"
Tang Jie scratched his hair vigorously: "For example, let's talk about life, talk about ideals, hell, anything, I don't mind! Anyway, don't dwell on the question of whether I'm Athos or not!"
"Then I've got one!" Fiona held up a hand.
"What?" Tang Jie looked at her.
Fiona touched her lower abdomen, and looked at Tang Jie pitifully with big eyes: "I'm hungry......"
As if deliberately echoing Fiona's words, Tang Jie made a thunderous grunt in his stomach, and he was also hungry.
Fiona clasped her hands into fists, "Thanks to the god of magic, we can finally agree on one thing!"
Tang Jie looked at Fiona with a surprised face: "But, what do we eat? Look around us, what can we eat? Are we bones? Are we dogs?"
Fiona looked at Tang Jie unreasonably: "I don't care, you are the only man here, you should find a way!"
Tang Jie was completely speechless, he deepened his hands: "Come on, eat, this is the only thing you can eat!"
Fiona grabbed Tang Jie's hand, looked at him hatefully, opened her small mouth, and bit down hard.
"Ah!!" a scream suddenly echoed through the stone cave.
Fiona covered her mouth and squatted on the ground with tears on her face: "Why is your meat so hard?"
Tang Jie looked at Fiona with an innocent face: "You bit my left hand......"