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Wang Fude has already cleaned up his "new home", just waiting for his "lover" to move in, four people, two "couples", two bedrooms, and a living room, which is very suitable.
It has been a week since Li Feng and the four of them moved into their new home, and after dinner that day, the four of them were sitting in the living room watching TV, and Wang Fude suddenly said to Li Feng and the three of them:
"Now that you're all settled, you're all so talented, come up with a name for our 'nest', like a 'kennel', a 'pigsty' or something. Wang Fude said excitedly.
"Why is it so ugly! It looks like you're like a pig!" Xiao Wu scolded Wang Fude like a needle.
"You're like a pig! How can anyone say that!" Wang Fude said to Xiao Wu angrily and helplessly.
"A celebrity once said, like what to say, what to eat, what to make up! You say 'pig nest,' so you are a pig. Xiao Wu continued.
"Which celebrity said that? Why haven't I heard of it?" Wang Fude asked Xiao Wudao without believing Xiao Wu.
"My sister Zhu Fengting. Xiao Wu said proudly to Wang Fude.
"Your sister, how old is she?" Wang Fude was even more skeptical of Xiao Wu's words.
"Ten years old!" Xiao Wu said to Wang Fude seriously.
"Ten years old! celebrity!Don't be funny, you treat me as a fool!" Wang Fude made sure that what Xiao Wu said was not the truth.
"I'm about to become a celebrity!" Xiao Wu defended.
"Can you sit farther away, classmate Bai Wenwu!" Wang Fude also began to joke.
"Isn't it nice to call a 'nest of love' and 'house of love', you might as well hold a 'pigsty' out, how can you be worthy of Li Mu's handsome guy!" Xiao Wu began to pull Li Mu in.
"Why are you talking about me, what's the matter with me?" Li Mu said to Xiao Wu reluctantly.
"I'm going to enter the house, maybe what will 'Martial Girl' say about me in a while! Li Mu will be shot while lying down!" Li Feng got up and was about to go to the bedroom.
"And you, stop! The people's teacher who only knows the scourge and doesn't know how to clean up the house, has such a big face. Xiao Wu yelled at Li Feng.
"Isn't there Xiao De to help me clean up?" Li Feng said to Xiao Wu in a tone of "I'm a scourge, I'm willing!"
"You can get it, and count on him, he has defined this hut as a 'pigsty'! God, help me! Why am I so miserable!" Xiao Wu said to Li Feng every day.
"Then you should give this hut a name!" Wang Fude said to Xiao Wu reluctantly.
"Why me?" roared Xiao Wu.
"Who made you the youngest!" Li Mu took over and said to Xiao Wu.
"What's wrong with Xiao, is that my fault?" Xiao Wu said to Li Mu unconvinced.
"Teacher Li, look at it, they bullied me!" Xiao Wu seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw.
"I didn't hear anything!" Li Feng said to Xiao Wu "ruthlessly".
"You are falling into the well, I hate you so much, I want to break off my friendship with you, I will move out tomorrow, and I will not continue to be in the same stream with you. Xiao Wu pretended to be sad and said.
"If you break off your relationship, you will break off your relationship, who is rare and you are so good!" Li Mu joked without remembering the old feelings.
"If you want not to be bullied, you should come up with a name quickly!" Li Feng gave Xiao Wu an idea.
Xiao Wu rolled his eyes and quickly thought of the name.
"How about calling it 'half'?" Xiao Wu said to Li Feng, who was waiting for him to say the name of the hut.
"Why is it called 'one-half'?" Wang Fude asked Xiao Wudao puzzled.
"There's no special meaning, aren't the four people here, two 'l' and two 'o', exactly 'one-half'?" the four men began to look at each other, and then they couldn't help laughing, and in this way the residence of the four people was named "one-half".
When he went to bed at night, Li Mu and Xiao Wu were in their room, and Li Mu couldn't wait to unbutton Xiao Wu's shirt.
"What are you doing!" Xiao Wu stopped Li Mudao.
"Knowingly ask!" Li Mu said to Xiao Wu evilly.
"Don't touch me......" Xiao Wu reluctantly refused Li Mudao.
"What's wrong with you, did I do something wrong?" Li Mu asked Xiao Wudao suspiciously.
"Aren't you uncommon!" Xiao Wu said to Li Mu angrily.
"Am I kidding you?" Li Mu explained.
"Are you kidding, I think that's what you think!" Although Xiao Wu said this, he still looked at Li Mu very affectionately.
"Then you see if it's true or fake!" Li Mu finished speaking, pressed Xiao Wu down on the bed, and then unbuttoned the rest.
Xiao Wu lay on his back on the bed, at the mercy of Li Mu, he wanted to give Li Mu a chance, a chance to verify that what Li Mu said was just a joke.
Love is really just like what Zhao Benshan said in the sketch, "Love is so much that it's not right!", I know that the other party loves me deeply, but I feel a little uneasy, so I began to doubt, and this doubt has to hear my lover say something like "I love you" will be completely dispelled, although I also know that this is self-deception, although it is 'covering my ears and stealing the bell', but I will still cover my ears first, and then steal the bell on the door! In fact, you don't have to cover your ears to steal the bell again, because the bell has long belonged to you, but you have to do it because the bell you get in this way is more valuable and worth cherishing.
These four men, spend every day in the noise, they like this simple quarrel, happiness is hidden in this blandness, it needs you to peel off layer by layer with sincerity, and finally reveal your unexpected harvest, that unexpected, is a complete windfall, when you are out of reach in your mind and suddenly one day become the reality of the low-hanging fruit, you will suddenly realize that you are with true feelings in exchange for happiness!
"Who's who! Isn't it just two hundred dollars! Who won't give him back the land?" Xiao Wu muttered quietly.
"What's the matter, 'Girl Wu'?" Li Mu heard Xiao Wu muttering, but couldn't hear what was muttering, so he asked Xiao Wu what was wrong? Wang Fude and Li Feng were arguing in the kitchen over whether to put garlic in the "stir-fried bitter gourd", Li Feng said that he wanted to put garlic, Wang Fude said that he didn't need to put it, and Li Mu and Xiao Wu were left sitting on the sofa waiting to eat, Li Mu had already thought that if he ignored Xiao Wu's muttering, he would definitely "come to a great disaster", and Xiao Wu might not know how to "punish" himself! criticism", it is better to take the initiative to pay attention to him.
"I asked Xi Zhaoliu to borrow 200 yuan that day, and today I collected a debt from the company, as if I deliberately didn't pay him back, and I was angry. Xiao Wu complained to Li Mu angrily.
"It's natural to repay debts, it's normal for people to collect debts from you, how do you really want to pay them back?" Li Mu said to Xiao Wu impartially.
"Who said I wouldn't pay it back? Didn't I forget? Or borrowed it when I realized it, and if I hadn't forgotten, I would have paid him back a long time ago, as if I had money and deliberately didn't pay it back. Xiao Wu still said angrily to Li Mu.
"Isn't Brother Xi also in a hurry to use money to ask for you, if he has a way, he is not in a hurry to use money, and he will not ask you for two hundred yuan, you should understand that he shouldn't be so cautious!" Li Mu carefully enlightened Xiao Wu.
"You don't care about me at all, help outsiders bully me together!" Xiao Wu complained even more.
"I'm just going to pay off my debts, what's there to say, I don't think anyone will say that it's wrong for Brother Xi to ask for money, it's not right for you to owe money!" Li Mu then said to Xiao Wu.
Wang Fude and Li Feng's "stir-fried bitter gourd" has been 'noisy', and the result of Li Feng and Wang Fude's "quarrel" is that half of the "stir-fried bitter gourd" is put in garlic and half is not put in a plate. The two of them came out of the kitchen with bitter gourd, marking the official start of the dinner for four, and also washed away the "discussion" between Li Mu and Xiao Wu, and replaced it with the gobbling up of the four of them.
At night, Li Mu and Xiao Wu were in the room.
"Li Mu, I owe you money for school, and I have to wait two months to pay it back to you......" Xiao Wu said to Li Mu embarrassedly.
"I didn't ask you again!" Li Mu said to Xiao Wu a little puzzled.
"Don't you say that it is natural to repay debts!" Xiao Wu remembered what Li Mu said before eating just now.
"I want you to pay it back now!" Li Mu said to Xiao Wu without relaxing his conditions.
"If you really don't have it now, you can give it a few more months!" Xiao Wu pleaded with Li Mudao.
"If you don't have any money, it's okay to have something to pay!" Li Mu said to Xiao Wu with a straight face as if he had relaxed his conditions.
"Thing, you don't know, I don't know what I have of value. Xiao Wu said helplessly to Li Mu.
"Then sell yourself!" finally couldn't help but laugh.
"It's so bad! hooligan!" Xiao Wu said to Li Mu angrily and ashamedly.
"If you don't want to, then just pay it back. Li Mu put away his smile and said to Xiao Wu.
"I do. Xiao Wu lowered his head and said to Li Mu shyly.
"It's going to take a lifetime. Li Mu reminded Xiao Wudao.
"I'm willing, I'm willing, I'm willing, I'm willing. Xiao Wu added a deadline in front of "selling his body".
"You are not allowed to mention money in the future!" Li Mu said to Xiao Wu with a serious face.
Li Mu looked at Xiao Wu affectionately, and the two kissed each other affectionately.
"Strawberries, my favorite!" Xiao Wu said when he saw the strawberries in the fruit bowl on the coffee table and said to Wang Fude who was sitting on the sofa.
"Love is love, and I didn't buy it for you!" Wang Fude said to Xiao Wu with a smile, Li Feng and Li Mu didn't seem to hear it, they were both used to this kind of noise, so they didn't take it seriously at all, and continued to watch TV.