Demolition Brothers
I could only close my eyes in despair at this time, because of the pain in my back, I could no longer roll, the bone sickle could not help in any way, and the pig spear also fell at the feet of the dog dragon king. The dog dragon king's teeth had touched the skin of my head, and I could clearly feel the pain as it intensified. "bong!" and the row of fangs that pierced my forehead brushed my face. I didn't feel the joy of being rescued. The sharp pain in my eyes made me faint, and when I woke up, I found myself lying on the bed at home, "How could I be at home," I put my hand on my head. "Shhh "Didn't I save my left eye?" I thought back to before I fell unconscious. "Who saved me?" I asked. "Whew!" I followed the voice, and it turned out to be little Pete. "Little Pete, you're today" Before I could finish speaking, little Pete stepped on the wooden basin that fell on the ground, ran over, and threw himself on my chest, "Meow woo woo meow, Dad, you scared me to death." Meow~" I touched the head of little Pete, who was crying bitterly, "Okay, don't cry. Am I fine? Little Pete raised his head and touched my face with his paws, "Meow~ Dad was bloodied all over his face when he was sent back. Scared me to death~" I lifted little Pete up, "Okay, I'm fine, I'm fine." Now that I'm awake, it's time to report to the village chief. I put little Pete on my shoulder and got out of bed. Wearing only a pair of pants and a bandaged upper body, he walked to the village chief.
As soon as I opened the door, I found two people blocking my door. Judging from the equipment, these two people should still be trainees, because they are only wearing basic cloud suits, and they are carrying basic weapons issued by the instructor behind their backs. Before I could take a closer look, the man on the right said to me in a loud voice, "Yo, brother. You finally woke up, and when I rescued you, I thought you really couldn't hold on. You didn't even react to a slap in the face, but then again, it's amazing that you can handle so many puppy dragons alone. Although later you were killed by the Dog Dragon King. But don't worry, it's amazing to be able to do this in just such a short period of time. Even though he said that, when he said he slapped me, I noticed his hand, which looked twice as big as a normal person, and I couldn't help but swallow. As a result, I barely heard what was said later. The other person next to him only said, "The village chief is waiting for you, and she is worried about you. "Got it, I'll go. "Well, brother. Anyway, we brothers have to go, so let's go together. The man who gave me a slap in the face said, and I couldn't help but look at them more. Then they walked together to the village chief's house.
Although it was only a few dozen steps, the slap brother kept destroying my ears along the way. When I knocked on the door of the village chief's house, my ears were already ringing. When we entered the village chief's house, the slap brother began to call (shout) the village chief, "Village chief, that buddy has woken up, let's bring that buddy to hand in the task!" I couldn't help but glance at the buddy, and I only found out at this time. Little Pete, who had put me on his shoulder, had already covered his ears with those little paws and glared at the slap boy.
"Is the fang already? The village chief ran over in a panic. Before I could report for duty, Brother Slap started to say again, "Ah, village chief. This guy has recovered, although the injury is not good, but now he is in good spirits. He slapped me from behind with a "bang", and it felt like it was probably the hand that was twice as big. The photo was still taken of the bandage on my back, and I was stumbling forward while I was hurting, and the village chief was walking towards the door at this time. So the two of us just bumped into each other. "Ah~" "Ah!" Two screams, one is the voice of the village chief and the other is me. My head hurt as if it was torn, and I didn't dare touch it, but I was afraid that if I touched it, it would hurt even more. "Smack!" and "Ah~" two voices came. "You idiot. "I didn't mean to, how do I know buddies can't help but shoot." I turned around abruptly and yelled at the slap brother, "Okay, how about I slap you when you have a back injury?!! "Ah~ Don't be angry, don't be angry. My fault," the slap guy scratched his head and smiled awkwardly at me. "Hiss~Fang, according to the two of them, you encountered the Dog Dragon King when you were cleaning up the puppy dragon this time, is this what it looks like? I turned my head and saw the village chief's slightly red forehead, I was a little embarrassed, and my face was a little red, "Ah~ yes, I originally killed twenty or thirty puppy dragons, and finally killed a dog dragon king, and I almost died." Thanks to the two of them, how did you two end up there?"
The slap brother wanted to say something, but was slapped in the face by the more silent man next to him. The man said, "Let me explain, the matter of the dog dragon group has been spread in the academy for a long time. However, all of us are students who have no actual combat experience, so the instructor did not give us this task. But the two of us really wanted to do a real mission to validate our learning. So I sneaked out of the academy. At that time, we found some dog dragon corpses near the village, and then followed those large footprints to find your place, but when we arrived, you were already targeted by the dog dragon king, and when we ran over to support you, the dog dragon king had already begun to bite you, so" So Uncle Ben immediately rushed over and gave it a shot on the head of the dog dragon king, and directly beat it away. The slap brother who was slapped in the face suddenly interjected, and then suddenly slapped in the face again, "That's pretty much the thing, although this idiot beat the dog dragon king away, but the gun was crooked when he picked it up, otherwise your eyes would have been saved." I waved my hand, "It doesn't matter, at least this life is saved, right?" That's enough, besides, it's just one eye, and it doesn't affect my normal life very much, so don't take it seriously. The man in front of me could see from the look in his eyes that he was very remorseful about my eyes, and I didn't know what to say except that I didn't have to take it to heart.
The village chief looked at the embarrassing scene we had formed and suddenly said, "Fang, you don't seem to have known each other for a long time. Let me introduce to you, these two people are Heat (pointing to Brother Slap) and Hanshui (pointing to the responsible man). The two of them are brothers, although the personality gap is too big. The village chief's words were not finished. Brother Slap, also known as Heat, said (roared), "Yes, we are very famous among the students! I am my elder brother, Heat uses a gun, and my younger brother Hanshui uses a chopping axe. It's not just our weapons that can explode, but we also like to play with explosives and explosives. If you need something like a bomb, you can get the two of us. We'll give it to you for free, if you can give me some of the materials you can make explosives after the mission. I looked at the village chief, who touched my forehead, "The two brothers are as their name suggests, and the elder brother is outgoing, no matter what he does, even when he talks. The younger brother Hanshui and his brother are just the opposite personalities. 」
After a farcical greeting at the village chief's door, we all went inside and sat down. The village chief took a sip of tea, "Fang, although you were seriously injured this time, I still want to congratulate you on the completion of the mission. What you did for the village, I will remember. Of course, as for this revenge, I have asked the old man to make a set of armor for you. Placed in your home while you were still unconscious. Even though we paid you this time, it still wasn't enough to make up for your left eye," he said, holding out his finger and gently touching my left eye. No, it's the left eye that used to be. "Meow~ Village Chief, Dad's accident this time is all up to you!Meow!" I hurriedly slapped Little Pete on the head, "What nonsense, my injury is my own business, what does it have to do with the village chief!" Heat's uncoordinated voice sounded, "Dad, Dad?!!poof!Hanshui, did you see, a cat is in charge of someone and calls Dad!" "Bang!" "Idiot, shut up!"
The village chief retracted his hand as if he was electrocuted when he heard little Pete's words, and his eyes were filled with tears. "Village chief, the kitten doesn't understand anything, you are being taken seriously. Little Pete stood up, "Meow, Dad, what did I say wrong, Meow! When Aunt Auntie the village chief explained this to Dad, she told you that she would meet the Dog Dragon King on this mission!Meow! If I told Dad, would Dad hurt so badly!" I took Little Pete back into my arms. "Stinky kitten, what nonsense!" said the village chief, tremblingly, "No. Little Pete is right, I have a lot of responsibility for your injury this time. If I hadn't made it clear to you, I wouldn't have lost your eyes. Sook also quarreled with me over this. "Oh~ That beautiful sister is called Shu. Brother, after you were carried back to the village by us. There was an older sister who used a flute and quarreled with the village chief, saying (If the fang can't wake up, you are the biggest sinner.) Something like that. "Jiu" "Smack!" "Hanshui carried the hem of the hot fire, "You idiot, this is the occasion for you to interject." Village chief, Brother Fang, I took my idiot brother out first. With that, he went out with the heat.