The nineteenth plan: solve the cow plan. Ku Ding Xie Niu has no eyes, and the pickled girl will have no eyes when she has a realm. In the past 19 years, Ku Ding has been able to solve the cow with ease, and he is still stunned when he sees the cow, and he is slow to act and use the knife very little, and the skilled GG will be cautious when he sees MM. Under the knife of Ku Ding, the cow is like the soil commission, and under the GG gun, the girl is like the soil commission. Pay special attention to the fact that Ku Ding has been solving the knife for 19 years and the blade is new (xing one or two sounds), Lang Jun doesn't know if there is a GG pickle girl in the world who has been shooting for 19 years and is as new as a teenager. Pickle girls carefully, be cautious, pickle girls are the murder weapon in the world, and they have to do it as a last resort! After reading this nineteenth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Small||The younger brother needs to be maintained frequently.

The twentieth plan: draw the cake plan. Of course, the bread is painted to satisfy hunger. If you don't get MM, it's always better than nothing to get a piece of MM. Lang Jun was confused, and decided to draw cakes as a plan to draw cakes, or Wangmeiji? In the end, he decided to draw cakes, because he had already painted cakes with love saint fish silk, and it must be cooler to draw cakes than Wangmei. Wangmei's taste is sour, and it's not good if the teeth are down. It's easy to pick up girls and it's hard to paint cakes, it's not us to paint cakes every year. After reading this twentieth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: It is difficult for girls to soak.

Twenty-first plan: Tang poetry plan. Familiar with 300 Tang poems, if you can't chant poetry, you will be lewd. Ai's life said that the genius of pickling girls is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent sweat. You have shed 99% of the sweat of the pickles, and you are almost already a pickle genius. It's not that you're unlucky, it's that you're not skilled. There are poems to prove that the bubble girl is at noon, and the sweat drops are under the soil, who knows that the bubble MM is all hard. After reading this twenty-first plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Picking up girls makes perfect with practice.

Twenty-second plan: toilet meter. It's not MM who teaches you to peep into the toilet. You want to go to the toilet when you're holding your pee, or you just want to clean up, smoke a cigarette, and then what? Of course, leave, who wants to stay in the toilet for the rest of their lives.

There are many reasons for you to pick up a girl, and there are many reasons for you to get rid of the girl you have soaked. Alas, this is the reality, and the girl who has not been soaked plans to dump the girl first, which is the sorrow of GG and the sorrow of MM. After reading this twenty-second plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Pickling girls is purposeful.

Twenty-third count: Apple count. The apple smashed his head, and Newton immediately thought of gravity. MM passes in front of you, you have to learn like a cow GG, and you have to think of soaking her at the first time. Everything in the world is the same, the gravitational theorem applies to the pickle girl theorem, and when there is a beautiful MM passing by, GG will always feel the gravitational force. The success of pickling girls is directly proportional to the quality of GG and inversely proportional to the distance. You can't improve the quality for a while, you can only find a way to get close to the distance, the building near the water will get the moon first, and the close GG will get the girl first. In fact, MM has no one, and it is quite lonely, and it is a crime to make an MM lonely. I don't believe that we can do an experiment on Dongfang MM, don't say hello to Dongfang MM for a day, and see how Dongfang MM reacts. However, this agreement may not be reached, and Dongfang MM is too much to attract wolf love. After reading this twenty-third plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Pickling girls have to be in close contact with girls.

Twenty-fourth plan: small fresh plan. Governing a big country is like cooking a small fresh, and picking up a girl is like governing the country. The meaning of Lao Tzu's words is not to say that governing a large country is as easy as cooking small fish, but to say that when cooking small fish, you can't always turn it, and it will turn the fish over, and it is about ruling by doing nothing. Pickling girls has reached the realm of doing nothing, of course, they can soak whoever they want. However, the difficulty of doing nothing is too great, and the beginner GG only needs to remember to think twice about what he says and does, talk less nonsense, and do less idle things. Every sentence, everything must have a good pickle effect, and it is necessary to scratch the itchy part of MM, just like cooking Xiaoxian, not much turning, but it is twice the result with half the effort. >>> true colors: the fivefold realm of a unique pickled girl. After reading this twenty-fourth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Pickling girls should judge the situation.

The twenty-fifth plan: the overlord plan. Lang Jun didn't let the GGs do rape after reviewing the Criminal Law. Gentleness is not lethal to many MMs at all, so you need to have an overlord to make a hard bow. The junior high school physics textbook reminds us that the resistance of the pickle girl is constant, and the stronger the pickle girl, the faster the pickle girl. Of course, when you use the overlord force, you will definitely encounter the resistance of MM, and the force you use must exceed the resistance, otherwise MM will not give in. Can you use the overlord trick, you can do a small test, she is walking hand in arm with a man on the street, at this time do you dare to hold her face and kiss it, if not, it is recommended that you use the twentieth trick. After reading this twenty-fifth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: You have to be bold to pick up girls.

Twenty-sixth plan: sleep meter. If the pickled girl is sluggish, then get a good night's sleep. You think about her for a long time, and the belt grows wider, and she won't know it. She can be the master in front of her, but she can be a pig behind her back. Sleep and go, tomorrow you can tell her that she didn't sleep all night last night, and let her heart beat the drum. GG, who can't even sleep well, how can he soak well MM. It can be said without saying that sleep is the only criterion for testing the psychological quality of pickle girls. After reading this twenty-sixth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Sleep well and soak in a good girl.

Twenty-seventh plan: happy plan. If you want to soak your sister, you have to go to the happy E family poor mouth first, when you have practiced your heart, your eyes are green, and your mouth is oily, you can go to pick up girls. MM loves humorous GG through the ages. How did Liang Jinsong get to Fu Mingxia, according to Fu Mingxia, Liang was more humorous. MM is happy with you, at this time, you take MM away, she is reluctant to go. It is recommended that the happy version get a happy GG competition, and those who get the ranking can go out to pick up girls. >>> nine most practical sentences to make a woman happy. After reading this twenty-seventh plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Pickling girls should have a sense of humor.

The twenty-eighth plan: Ya Po plan: If there is no matchmaker, Zhang Shengpao will not become a warbler, and if there is no Wang Po, Ximen Qingpao will not be able to make Pan Jinlian. The power of intermediaries is really powerful. Don't look for GG to match you up, there are too many lessons to be learned. When Lang Jun was studying, he discussed with MM that if Zhang Sheng was a matchmaker and Ximen Qing was a princess, what would happen to the world? After reading this twenty-eighth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Pickle girls must have matchmakers.

Twenty-ninth plan: Qiu Hong plan. Su Dongpo warned his niece that the common method of picking up girls in the world is: people are like Qiu Hong, and things are like spring dreams without a trace. Spring Dream Without a Trace is the last of the thirty-six plans, which will be explained below. People like Qiuhong said that pickled girls also have to talk about integrity, although a woman's alias is mentally handicapped, but women have always felt very sensitive, honest or dishonest, she can feel it. "The Book of Rites: The Mean" says that those who are honest are self-contained. >>> humor: the intrinsic connection between Zen and pickled girls. After reading this twenty-ninth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Pickled girls must be honest.

The thirtieth count: lottery count. Buy a lottery ticket in order to win, although the odds of winning the lottery are slim. It's about as hard to get a good MM as it is to buy a winning jackpot. Some GGs don't scatter eagles when they don't see rabbits, and some GG's eagles vomit blood and still don't catch rabbits, but in order to soak in the desired MM, GGs still go forward one after another. Buy lottery tickets to see the color scriptures, pick up girls to see the bubble scriptures, you can only stabilize your mind, there is always a feeling that there is always a little bit of difference. A simple probability question.,There's not one in a hundred MMs with a good figure.,There's not one in a hundred beautiful MMs.,There's not one in a hundred well-educated MMs.,The cubic of a hundred is one million.,A good sister is one out of a million!。 Lang Jun advises that winning a five-dollar lottery is also a lottery, and a girl who scores 60 points is also a pickle. After reading this thirtieth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Regardless of the quality, if you soak a girl, it counts as one.

Thirty-first plan: drunken meter. Wine is a color matchmaker, and MM is easy to get it after drinking. But now many GGs are not angry, and they can't drink MM. Sad, I don't want to say more. After reading this thirty-first plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Pickled girls must be able to drink.

Thirty-second plan: the mantis meter. cockroach pushes dung balls, Wu Dalang plays night owl, what grade of GG bubbles what grade of MM, generally this is the case, you have to eat moth meat with toads, don't even eat fly feces in the end. Envy of flowers on cow dung is a normal psychological reaction. But don't underestimate cow dung, he will be outstanding. Lai Han married a fairy wife, the surface is beautiful, and Lai Han doesn't know how much suffering he has endured behind his back, and Lai Han, who can marry a fairy wife, is not far from a great man. >>> ridiculed: Ugly men don't need money to get beautiful women at all. After reading this thirty-second plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Pickling girls should be suitable for themselves.

Thirty-third plan: keep the plan. Guo Jing used the clumsy trick to be superb, so the martial arts practice was completed, and Huang Rong was soaked. You can't use this trick unless you have great wisdom, Lang Jun just mentioned this phenomenon, if you can really reach the realm of great ingenuity, where can you use Lang Jun to teach him how to pick up girls, you can be Lang Jun's teacher. Lang Jun has never seen a really stupid boy who can soak in a good MM. After reading this thirty-third plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Pickled girls should be sincere, simple, free and easy, and open-minded.

Thirty-fourth meter: Strike the clock meter. When the girl is lonely, it is always inevitable that the red apricot will come out of the wall, so you must always be afraid. To be a monk for a day and hit the clock for a day, and to soak in MM for a day is to please MM for one more day, but now MM is very complicated, you are fortunate to her every day, and she will inevitably throw her arms to other GG, but you are kind to her, and she throws her arms to other GGs a little less. In this world, MM with less wall is good MM, woo woo woo woo...... After reading this thirty-fourth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: We must always loosen the soil on the girl.

Thirty-fifth plan: wine storage plan. Lang Jun will never store the wine in one place, otherwise the wine will be empty when drinking, the common method is to store wine A somewhere, store wine B somewhere, and ...... When the girl is in use, she hates less, and she often needs to prepare some backups. Somewhere there is MM A, somewhere there is MM B, somewhere ...... After reading this thirty-fifth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Girls should soak more.

Thirty-sixth plan: flying wing meter. Su Dongpo explained the pickle girl to his niece like this: "Things are like spring dreams, without a trace." Li Bai said ruthlessly: "After the incident, go to the clothes, and hide your body and name." GG often sings a poem, in the thousands of flowers, not a single leaf sticks. Lang Jun is well aware of this principle, so he counts this as a plan to press the roll, thirty-six plans, it is too slow to go, or fly fast! After reading this thirty-sixth plan, Chang Jiang concluded: Bubble a good girl, don't leave a name.

After Chang Jiang summarized the thirty-six strategies, he realized that this "Thirty-six Strategies for Pickling Girls" turned out to be the so-called "Thirty-six Strategies for Pickling Girls" that he saw on the computer before, no wonder the more he watched it, the more familiar he became. This "chick" seems to know a lot about things on the Internet, and even knows the "boot password" and "thirty-six tricks for picking up girls". However, these thirty-six plans can be tried in the future.