Chapter 4 The scum who can eat
Chapter 4 The scum that can be eaten
Xiao Kong was really annoyed, and he didn't have a good breath, "Do you think it's ancient times? In recent years, all the artists have made a fortune, and these women only sell their bodies and don't sell their arts! Also, please call me Xiao Kong, Agent Kong, and Comrade Kong!"
Chu Tianji said that everything in this world is good, but why are the people here eating too many peppercorns, and they are all so choked?
However, when he first arrived in your land, he could only endure it and continued, "Okay, Brother Confucius, since this woman is selling herself, why is she a place where she has not opened the bag?"
Xiao Kong laughed, "How do you know she's a virgin, you've tried?"
Chu Tianji had a straight face, and said with a straight face, "Her eyebrow bones are not open, the cardamom has not retreated, and the virgin appearance on her face is still there, I can see it at a glance!"
Where did Xiao Kong believe it, and said, "Come on, you can see at a glance that it is not a place, you can see the appearance?"
Chu Tianji's face was shocked, and he said, "How do you know?
The security guards behind all burst into laughter.
No one believed Chu Tianji's words, but it reminded Chu Liling. She always felt that the woman in front of her was wrong, but she couldn't say what was wrong, and now she felt that this woman didn't have a trace of wind and dust!
"Chen Xiaoxiao, where do you work in a shampoo room, bathroom, foot washing room, or other leisure place, who is Mama Sang? Who is the owner of the shop?" Chu Liling raised her head and asked a series of questions.
Chen Xiaoxiao's head lowered and replied in a low voice, "No." Detective, I didn't enter the field, I was standing on the street outside. ”
"Street girl!" all the security guards were shocked. You must know that the people standing on the street are all low-grade goods! I was worried that this lady was high-end and couldn't afford to consume, but now I know that it is a bargain!
No, it should be said that it is very cost-effective!
However, Chu Liling was an old detective with more than 20 years of experience, and she was more suspicious in her heart, and sneered, "Standing on the street?" Okay, then tell me where you often do your activities, what are the names of the sisters nearby, and is the eldest sister over there Bai Li or Hei Lihua?"
"Yes......" Chen Xiaoxiao was really asked, lowered his head, hesitated for a moment, and said forcefully, "Detective, I didn't know many people when I first came to Haizhou, so I went around looking for some business." ”
"You're still a mobile sentinel. Chu Liling smiled and didn't say much, and turned around and said, "Xiao Kong, call the two female detectives upstairs to come and check her up!"
Chu Liling's trick really had an extraordinary effect, and as soon as she finished speaking, Chen Xiaoxiao, who was sitting in the interrogation chair, suddenly jumped up, "Ah no! Comrade, detective, I don't want a physical examination!"
She finally showed her face, and everyone saw that this was a face that was very worthy of the audience, with big eyes and red lips, very good-looking!
"Don't get a medical check-up. When Chu Liling saw this face, she believed even more that this was not a young lady, no matter how high-end a young lady was, she would have a smell of dust!
"Don't do a physical examination, then tell me what you do! Why did you get mixed in with the young lady? and made up a story to deceive the police?" Chu Liling asked.
"Hehe!" Chen Xiaoxiao knew that she couldn't pretend anymore, so she smiled embarrassedly, so she had to tell the truth, "I am an intern reporter of Haizhou Evening News, and some people reported that the Jiangbin Road detective colluded with the young lady to fish for law enforcement, and ......"
"It's a journalist!" all the men present sighed in their hearts, why are you a journalist?
"Secret visit to the police force?" Chu Liling's face floated out, and she said expressionlessly, "Reporter, you say that the reporter is a reporter? Xiao Kong, go and call two female detectives to come and check your body!"
"Hey, Agent! I'm ...... in my shorts with my papers."
"There are fake documents, too!
Regardless of whether she has a certificate or not, this female reporter is here to investigate the police force, and Chu Liling will certainly not be too polite. After a while, two female detectives came down, so that they could take Chen Xiaoxiao away.
"I've been a journalist for a long time. All the men present were infinitely sorry, "It is a pity and a waste of resources not to work as a prostitute in such good conditions as serving the people." ”
This kind of thing is not only emotional, but it is forgotten, but there is a new understanding of someone in Chu!
"Chutian, okay! Your eyes are just like B-ultrasound, and any woman can see it when you scan it!"
"You've a lot of women, pick up girls, you're going to cover your brother in the future!"
"Teach me some experience! Come smoke, smoke!"
With respectful, flattering, and envious eyes, Chu scum seemed to have returned to the time when the scenery was infinite in the previous life, and he couldn't help but be complacent.
The whole afternoon was interrogation, Chu Tianji had already begun to adapt to this world, and in the blink of an eye, it was already evening.
He also figured out a lot of problems, first, the geography of this is the same as the earth, and Dahua also uses the Chinese language; second, this is a parallel time and space, which is different from the earth in many aspects, but it is similar; third, there seem to be cultivators and supernatural events in this world, but they are very, very rare!
"Brother Tian, it's time to eat!" After a while, Chu Tianji's status had risen to "Brother Tian".
The police detective office does not have a canteen, and usually solves the problem of eating in a small restaurant nearby. Today is a collective overtime, and there are more people, so it is called fast food, and it is packed in boxes.
Although it is said that the boxed lunch is not as good as Chu Tianji's brocade clothes and jade food back then, don't forget that this guy hasn't eaten for more than a thousand years, and the one he eats is called a fragrant one!
While eating, I am still summarizing the differences between this world and Datang in my heart, in order to integrate into this place as soon as possible.
Chu Tianji pondered the new things in this world, and at the same time ate Haisai, and ate five boxes of lunch boxes in one go.
"These are all for you!" Looking at the five empty white boxes lined up in front of someone, all the detectives were shocked, "Nima, you don't need money and you can't eat like this!"
Chu Liling had to use the "Ear Pulling Dragon Claw Hand" again, prohibiting him from "overeating"!
"This Chu Tian's body is weak, so he has to rely on eating to strengthen his body, five boxes are only one pound of rice! The amount of food for ordinary people, how can we and other cultivators be enough...... Alas, it's really not enough! The people here are all small-bellied chicken intestines, and they don't eat much!" Chu Tianji complained in his heart.
But fortunately, after dinner, Detective Xiaokong stole two more boxes for him, which made this guy eat eighty percent full.
Although Detective Kong had been very negligent in the interrogation room before, after discovering that this guy had unusual skills, he was also much more polite, and when this guy finished eating, he pulled him to the corridor on the second floor.
"Chutian, can you do me a favor, this ......" Detective Xiaokong was a little speechless and stopped, rubbing his hands for a long time, looking indescribable.
Chu Tianji had seen a lot of people, and waved his hand and said, "But it's okay to say, is there something going on at home?" Don't worry, if you come out of your mouth and into my ears, no third person will know." ”
Keeping the customer confidential, this is the basic rule of Xiangmen, whether it is a thousand years ago or ten thousand years later, although Chu Tianji is a scum, but the professional ethics are strictly observed.
"It's not that serious. Xiao Kong said with a smile: "A while ago, someone introduced me to a partner, and it was okay to chat online, but it was ...... Hehe, so I'll see you next week, and I'd like to ask you to take the time to go with me. ”