Chapter Twenty-Four: The Emperor's Ass
The next day, the Three Holy Mountains, the Three Holy Palaces.
"Senior brother, you're back. Di Jingzi looked at Tian Jingzi and was impatient. "I heard that Emperor Xi led the Southern Desolate Demon Realm and came straight to my Three Holy Mountains. ”
"Yes, I know. "Tianjingzi originally took Fan Zhi and Fan Tong to seek the Tao in Longhu Mountain, and his right eye jumped straight all night, and he used gossip to divinate it, and the hexagram actually showed that the Three Holy Mountains were in danger. So he hurriedly took Fan Zhi and Fan Tong and hurried back.
"I will, abandon the mountain. ”
Tian Jingzi turned his head and glanced at Di Jingzi well: "Who else does this mean?" "He has already scolded the ancestors of the Earth Classics for more than ten generations in his heart, your sister, who is also a saint who has lived for more than a thousand years, actually said such a thing.
"I agree. "I agree. "I agree. After a while, there was a stark contrast.
Tianjingzi looked to the right, very good, there were only four people, Fan Zhi, Fan Tong, Ren Jingzi, and Taiyi Zhenren. He thought for a moment and said with a smile: "This seat made a joke just now, and your Dijingzi master also made a joke. What kind of joke is that we are going to place the people who decide to abandon the mountain at the foot of the Sansheng Mountain to form the first line of defense. ”
"Yes, yes, I just teased you, kidding, joking. Di Jingzi scolded in his heart, this old bone is really ruthless, and he clearly doesn't want to abandon the mountain. It seems that there is only another way to think of it.
"Boss, I'm joking, too. "I'm joking, too. "We're all joking. "These people are probably all greeting Mother Tianjingzi in their hearts now.
"Senior brother, it's better than this. Since we can't abandon the holy mountain, let's send someone to the Yangzhou Alliance Sect to ask for help. It seems very mysterious to use the three of us to deal with Emperor Xi. ”
"Second Senior Brother, don't forget that Senior Brother has already mastered the "Great Wilderness Returning to Ruins", why are you so unconfident. Besides, Kyushu is not divided, and the saint does not die. We can fight. Ren Jingzi has not spoken, because his position is very clear: he will not be born out of the Three Holy Mountains in this life until he falls.
"yes, I forgot about it. Kyushu is not divided, and saints do not die. "Di Jingzi was reminded by the Jing Zi, and it seems to have come to confidence.
Tianjingzi felt strange in his heart, could it be that the realm of Renjingzi has soared so fast recently, and he can actually see through the Great Wilderness and Return to Ruins Sutra. Yes, no wonder the catastrophe is coming, the humiliation is not shocked, this is fucking called unscrupulous, it can also be said to be pretending. "Okay, since that's the case, let's defend the Three Holy Mountains. Just in case, Zhi'er, you go and notify the White Deer Academy, the Holy Maiden Palace, the Piaoxiang Restaurant, and the Yuqiao Forest to come to the alliance. Tong'er, you go and invite the Five Elements Hall, the Sword Sect, the Ten Thousand Beasts Villa, and the Rejuvenation Hall to come to the alliance. I'm going to have a good understanding of this Demon Emperor Dixi. ”
"In vain take the command. Fan Zhi and Fan Tong hurriedly said goodbye and left.
"Senior brother, don't be careless, it is said that Emperor Xi is a divine body, a descendant of the bloodline of the former divine beast Emperor Jiang. There is also a man named Taizhong, who is a descendant of the bloodline of the former God of War Xingtian. Ren Jingzi hurriedly reminded.
"It doesn't matter. Brother Wei heard that one of you has two new disciples, both of whom are one god and one holy body, but unfortunately you haven't returned to the mountain yet, otherwise I really want to see it. You're trying to compare myself to an old man. "To receive the Holy Body of God, Tianjingzi is naturally happy. He himself is only a Ten Absolute Body, and these two junior disciples are only Eight Absolute Bodies, and now they are all saints. No matter who is in the hands of the Divine Body and the Holy Body, he grows day by day, and he is a strong one. At that time, the Sansheng Palace was no longer a small Xunzhou city, but the supreme of Kyushu. Thinking of this, I have to be beautiful.
"It's all the work of the senior brother's education. "The earth and the people return. Listening to this, how does it feel weird.
"The blessed land of the holy mountain for thousands of years cannot be destroyed in one fell swoop. Tianjingzi said that it turned into a streamer and left.
"Commanded. Then there were white streamers of light, flashing rapidly down the mountain.
As soon as I arrived at the mountain gate, a disciple came to report. It turned out that the group of people who came back from Wuling County were caught by Emperor Xi with their butts.
"Please answer the three saints of the Heavenly Scripture, the Earth Scripture, and the Human Scripture. "There is a golden retriever's roar in front of the demon army.
Suddenly, the two sides opened their positions in front of the mountain, leaving a clear space of thousands of feet long and wide.
"Emperor Xi Demon Emperor wants to see my brothers, I don't know what the three of them are talking about?" Tianjingzi asked aloud.
I saw the Southern Wilderness camp, a monster with four wings and no head slowly walked in the clearing, and the fart slowly opened up and said: "This emperor wants to hunt Xunyang with three saints." ”
"Emperor Xi, you headless monster, let go of my disciples of the Three Holy Palaces. The three of us fight you. "Ren Jingzi couldn't help it for a long time, he just had this temper. If you fight, you fight, why bother holding on to a few little dolls, what he looks down on the most is such a person. Besides, this is a person who speaks with his ass.
"Very good, the three of you go together, and if you win, I'll let them go. And -- my emperor never set foot in Yangzhou again. Emperor Xi fanned his four wings and headed straight towards the Three Saints.
"It's too much of a deception. Guarding the mountain array, creating the three talents, and the human sword is one, go-" Tianjingzi shouted, turned into a sword body, and suspended in the void.
"Senior brother, I will protect the Dharma for you. Go-" The earth jingzi shouted, turning into the hilt of his sword.
"Senior brother, I will open up light for you. Go-" The man screamed and turned into a peak. Sancai sword, in the sun, the person who shook couldn't open his eyes.
"The mountain protection array created the three-talent sword formation, Nima worked too hard. "The head of the coach will win. "The head of the coach will win. "As soon as you start fighting, it is the strongest formation, it is to play with your life, anyway, Kyushu is not divided, and the saint will not die. The disciples of the Three Holy Mountains couldn't help but applaud together.
"Three lives and all things, ten thousand ways return to the roots. "What, the sword is talking? Everyone was taken aback.
"Insect carving skills. Emperor Xi despised and ridiculed. But however, his eyes on the ass saw that countless weapons were all sucked away by the Sancai Sword. Wrapped the Sancai sword and turned it into a hundred-zhang long sword and stabbed him straight to his ass. "I'm furious, you scumbags. He roared in rage, and his huge body jumped up and slammed into the ground. The whole Xunyang City shook for a moment, Nima. "Seven orifices bleed", Emperor Xi let out a long roar, turned into a ball of meat and hit it straight over. Then, the hundred-zhang long sword, crackling, shattered to the ground. And then there seems to be no then. Because of the Sancai sword, it was stuck straight into his ass.
"Ah, I'm going to kill you. How dare you stick such a long sword in my mouth. You're dead. "The next breath, the emperor opened his ass and swallowed the Sancai Sword directly. That's right, swallowed. The crowd watching the battle was simply drunk, and it was definitely the best ass in the world. Then in front of the disciples of Sansheng Mountain, his ass suddenly opened open, and three half-dead Daoists with seven orifices bleeding appeared. "Hmph, Kyushu is not divided, the saint is not dead, count the three of you lucky, so you are not dead. Brothers, kill the one who was captured first. Then follow me to the slaughter of the mountains. "Anyway, this thing is very cute, why is it so cruel. There was an old man standing on the eaves of the Three Holy Palaces, and he wanted to pick the Nine Heavens Star. In the sword washing pool, the water in the pool rotates rapidly, and a sword is about to come out.
"Do you eat with your ass?" a voice sounded, and thousands of white-haired teenagers kept coming.