In the early morning of June after heavy rains, the air is exceptionally fresh.

Lin Yu had to try his luck in the talent market as usual. After graduating from college for several years, I changed jobs and changed jobs, but I didn't like it. In the end, he summed up: Looking for a job is like looking for a girlfriend, always trying to find someone better than his ex, but it backfired, looking for it, one is not as good as the other, and later found out that it was still the best first love.

The talent market is like a station during the Spring Festival - overcrowded, Lin Yu was almost squeezed into a photo by the surging crowd, and finally threw out a five-point resume from the cracks, and finally interviewed three companies, the other party is really like a woman on a blind date, and the harsh conditions are jaw-dropping - there is a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

At noon, a large group of people walked out of the talent market with frustrated faces, making people feel that finding a satisfactory job this year is like participating in a TV show-most of them are eliminated, and the probability of being selected is even smaller than that of the emperor's draft girl.

Lin Yu was naturally eliminated.

"The wind and waves have come, and I can capsize in the gutter!" Lin Yu muttered, "If you have the ability, never give me a chance, otherwise I will soar one day, and you bullshit HR will have to nod to me and make you angry." ”

The road at the entrance of the talent market was wide but not wide, vehicles came and went, and the shrill horn was mixed with the roar of the engine, and the eardrum buzzed, Lin Yu was suddenly upset.

"It's great to be rich! When Lao Tzu makes a fortune and buys a better car than you, I'll be mad at you fools. ”

Lin Yu cursed the unrelated driver and absentmindedly walked to the bus stop across the road (that's where he took the bus home). Suddenly, with a whistling sound, a blue shadow sped by like a ghost, and a strong wind swept up, causing him to sit on the ground with a limp.

Frightened for a while, Lin Yu opened his mouth to scold, only to hear the sound of "squeak-", and two brake marks were drawn under the wheels of a blue car and stopped not far ahead. A fashionably dressed and delicate girl got out of the car, and the girl stepped on a pair of hateful sky-high, "Godeng, Gladeng, Glack" seemed to be in a hurry to reincarnate, and ran towards Lin Yu.

"Are you alright? Where did it hit? The girl's voice was alarmed.

Lin Yu was angry and wanted to scold happily, but when he saw that the other party was a girl with a bit of beauty, he swallowed the dirty words back when he came to his mouth. The key is not that the other party is a girl, but that "there is a bit of beauty".

Lin Yu slowly got up, patted the dirt on his buttocks and said, "I'm fine." ”

"Are you alright? Is it really okay? Are you sure it's okay? The girl's words seemed to have been fired from a machine gun.

Lin Yu only squinted at the girl and didn't speak, and just as he was about to turn away, he suddenly found that the girl was staring at him, her two eyes glowing, just as exaggerated as the eyes of the characters in those old revolutionary movies when they mentioned Chairman Mao.

Lin Yu looked down at himself curiously along the girl's line of sight, and found that the suit he was wearing today made him look very energetic, this was the Armani he had borrowed from others through several layers of connections, and it was carefully prepared for today's interview.

"Although I'm more ...... Very handsome and chic, but not so golden, right? A wicked smile rose at the corner of Lin Yu's mouth.

The girl raised her head, flattened her mouth, and said, "When did I shine with golden light?" ”

"Tut-tut, it's not golden yet, my eyes are about to fall out, and at that moment I have a trace of fear, I'm really afraid that you will do something indecent in broad daylight." Lin Yu said with an evil expression.

"I'm rude, you're taking advantage of you, okay! Afraid? What are you afraid of? The girl gave Lin Yu a blank look.

"It's broad daylight, you see, there are so many people here, why don't you have to wait until night." Lin Yu laughed as she spoke, and the girl laughed too.

"I've got something to tell you, and I'd like to ask you for a favor." Speaking of business, the girl really became a lot more serious in an instant, and Lin Yu had no choice but to follow suit.

Originally, this girl almost bumped into Lin Yu, Lin Yu didn't get any compensation, and now she has to ask to help, Lin Yu flashed a line from Xiao Shenyang in his heart: You didn't have one for a long time, and I also got one in.

Lin Yu hesitated for a while, and suddenly said, "No problem!" What do you say? ”

Lin Yu's words were very simple, without a trace of mud and water, just hesitated and he figured things out: helping others is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, and this girl is also beautiful, for the sake of "virtue" and "beauty", she should help others without hesitation. Of course, according to Lin Yu's character, the focus is definitely on "beauty" rather than "virtue".

"I want you to be my boyfriend." The girl's big eyes glared at Lin Yu and said.

"What...... What a situation! Don't make such a big joke with me, okay? ”

"Do you think I'm joking?"

Lin Yu took a serious look at the girl's face, her face was as serious as a sketch drawn from a plaster cast, not like a joke at all.

"We just met, this ...... It's so sudden, you should give me a little time, I'm not mentally prepared. ”

"Isn't this meant to surprise you?"

"Only...... There is only surprise and no joy. Lin Yu replied weakly.

The girl glanced at Lin Yu very unhappily, Lin Yu found that her previous summary was inaccurate, looking for a job is not like looking for a girlfriend, a girlfriend is sent to the door, but a job is really difficult to find, it seems that finding a job is more difficult than finding a girlfriend.

"Let's go, get in the car!" The girl said suddenly.

Lin Yu was a little nervous and said, "If you don't make it clear, I won't leave." ”

The girl was impatient and said loudly, "Don't be verbose, hurry up, and go to the wedding later." ”

"In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you are trying to rob your relatives." Lin Yu's voice sounded sad and angry, and he continued: "Such an inferior behavior can still be said to be so reassuring, just like a primary school student borrowing an eraser from a tablemate. ”

"This girl doesn't have time to fight with you, aren't you looking for a job?" The girl ignored Lin Yu's boring jokes, and pointed to the talent market behind him.

"Yes!" Lin Yu nodded.

"Didn't you find it?"

"Ahh - How do you know? Lin Yu was stunned for a moment and asked.

"You've got it all written on your face." The girl said with a smile.

Lin Yu wiped his face, suspecting that it might really be written.

"I happen to lack a worker, and the blind cat just meets a dead mouse, so I'm barely up to you, five hundred yuan a day, can you do it?" The girl said with a disdainful look.

"What kind of work is it?" Lin Yu was overjoyed.

"Didn't you already say that? Rent you as my boyfriend for five hundred a day. The girl said with a disdainful expression.

Lin Yu was surprised, he really couldn't believe that this was true, he wanted to ask carefully, but it was too late for a while.

"Get in the car!" The girl made a gesture.

Lin Yu seemed to have signed a deed of sale, so he had to obey, like a docile little white rabbit following the girl to the blue sedan that almost killed him.

In this way, looking for a job is really inextricably linked to finding a girlfriend, if the girlfriend is found, the job will be found, Lin Yu can't imagine that his job is actually someone else's boyfriend.

"Wait a minute!" Lin Yu suddenly remembered an important matter, "What's the matter with attending the wedding?" ”

The girl didn't speak, and walked straight to her car, Lin Yu was stunned for a moment and chased after her, he chased after it for five hundred yuan. The girl got into the car, and Lin Yu also opened the car door and sat in the co-pilot's seat.

The car started and started smoothly, this is a blue Mazda SUV, Lin Yu has read some car magazines and knows that the model of the car should be CX-5.

"How do you drive a car for a day?" Lin Yu saw that the girl hadn't spoken for a long time, as if she was looking for something to say.

"What, what's wrong with this car?" The girl finally stopped talking with a cold face.

"It's not that you don't know, just what little Japan did to us in the past, if there are overly thoughtful compatriots who can't get angry for a while, it won't be good to smash your car." Lin Yu was proud of his associative ability.

"Smash it, smash it, what's the big deal."

"Don't think I'm deliberately scaring you, this kind of thing has happened before."

"If you want to smash it, let them smash it, anyway, this broken car is not worth anything."

Lin Yu was completely calmed by the girl's words, maybe the problems that could be solved by money in her place were not a problem.

Lin Yu was dumbfounded, and held back a sentence for a long time: "I'm worried about your safety." ”

After speaking, Lin Yu realized that he had said something that he shouldn't have said, as if he was really the boyfriend of the girl, but the girl was concentrating on driving the car and didn't care.

In the car, Lin Yu knew that the girl's name was Han Jing, she was going to attend her ex-boyfriend's wedding, she was reluctant to go, but then she felt that it would be very faceless, but if she went alone, it would be even more faceless, so she rented Lin Yu to be her boyfriend, anyway, everything was for face.

"Actually, you don't have to, no one will think there is anything to be ashamed of." Lin Yu said after knowing the situation.

"No, I have to go, since he can invite me, just say that he didn't take me to heart at all, didn't take our past to heart, not only that, he didn't feel sad or guilty at all, he can also face me calmly, and he also wants to show affection in front of me, obviously he doesn't take me seriously, since he doesn't take me seriously, then I'll let him know that I don't take him seriously, isn't it just to participate in a wedding, I'll just attend the wedding of a passerby, sister is happy, just go through the motions, Sister didn't take anyone seriously. ”

At this time, Lin Yu noticed that Han Jing was wearing heavy makeup and dressing up with fancy clothes, only to know that she was going to demonstrate at her ex-boyfriend's wedding, but Lin Yu couldn't empathize with Han Jing's words, in her words, Lin Yu only noticed the word "casual", noting that it was "casual" instead of "casual", it was more casual than casual, which highlighted Han Jing's disdain for her ex-boyfriend, and she disdained to defecate anywhere.

The wedding was very grand, there were many relatives and friends on both sides, and the groom did not pay too much attention to his ex-girlfriend Han Jing, let alone Lin Yu. This made Han Jing very angry, she originally came to be "casual", but she didn't expect to be dealt with casually. Therefore, Han Jing dragged Lin Yu to sit on the banquet and drank the wine.

Han Jing's wine is so bold, even a person of a male gender like Lin Yu is ashamed of himself, and no one else has moved his glass, and a bottle of wine was almost drunk by Han Jing alone.

"Waiter, two more bottles." Han Jing's voice was very loud, startling everyone around her.

Lin Yu was naturally the most frightened of all of them, he was not frightened by Han Jing's voice, but more frightened by those two bottles of wine.

"You can't drink anymore, how can you drive back after drinking too much!" Lin Yu tried to stop Han Jing.

"I ...... Already...... Drunk...... So much, it's no longer possible to drive...... Drink some more...... What does it matter. ”

Lin Yu had nothing to say, he could only watch Han Jing open the new wine, it was said that this was a bit cruel, he should have closed his eyes, but he was not Han Jing's real boyfriend after all, he had no obligation to be merciful.

Of course, the result can be imagined, Han Jing was drunk and vomited Lin Yu, and Lin Yu's Armani was vomited as "Ani's mother".

Lin Yu regretted taking this job at that time, but what made him regret it even more was that when it was time to go back, he didn't know where to send this girl, Lin Yu thought he was unlucky, so he had to drive Han Jing's car to take her to the hotel and open a room.

When Lin Yu helped Han Jing to the hotel room, she was still drunk, Lin Yu looked at the "Ani Mom" on her body, and had to go to the bathroom to clean up.

When he cleaned himself up with resentment and came out of the bathroom to leave, suddenly Han Jing walked in front of him.

"Wake up, pay me quickly." Lin Yu glanced at Han Jing and said.

"Why did you bring me to the hotel?" Han Jing replied, "Do you have any thoughts about me?" ”

"Hehe" Lin Yupi didn't smile, he felt ridiculous in his heart, and said, "I don't just think about you, I just have to do what you first to solve the hatred in my heart." ”

Lin Yu gritted his teeth and gestured.

"The salary is 500, the house is 200, the driver is 50, and I have to get 80 for dry cleaning in this suit, a total of ...... Well, eight hundred and three, give the money quickly. Lin Yu said impatiently.

"Eight hundred and three? You're not right. Han Jing's words are not very clear, and the strength of the wine has not passed.

"What's wrong, I'll tell you that it's eight hundred and thirty yuan, and you can't miss a cent, don't think about it." Lin Yu argued with reason.

"Eight hundred and three should be a little less." Han Jing was a little vague.

"Less...... Less? Lin Yu heard it very clearly, and couldn't help but be a little surprised, "That's right, it's indeed less, I forgot to count my extra labor fees, so how can I get nine hundred .........."

"It's more than a thousand." Han Jing suddenly interrupted Lin Yu and said.

Lin Yu was so overjoyed that he was a little moved, he tried hard to keep himself rational, and he was so kind that he reached out and asked for money.

After waiting for a long time and not getting Han Jing to pay for it, Lin Yu's hippie smile hinted several times that it had no effect, so she had to imply:

"Miss Han, this is the end of our employment relationship, do you see if my labor income should also be settled."

Han Jing shook her head, Lin Yu is not yin.

"Do you know what kind of man is the most ignorant, the most boring, and the most boring?" Han Jing asked suddenly.

"You mean to talk about your boyfriend...... No, is it an ex-boyfriend? Lin Yu thought she was drunk and complaining.

"No, I'm talking about you." She shook her head and said.

"Me?" Lin Yu never thought of it.

"Look at how good the environment is here, how soft this bed is, and then look at me, is it a complete beauty, aren't you excited, thinking about those vulgar little things, isn't it stupid?"

"Yes...... But...... I ......"

Lin Yu stammered and couldn't finish a word, and then he couldn't say a word, his mouth was blocked by hers.

This sudden action made his heart tremble, his body was so stiff that he almost lost consciousness, his eyes were wide but blurred, only the tenderness on his lips rippled in his heart, and he couldn't help but be distraught and wanted to go further, but disappointed that she actually fell asleep leaning on him while talking to herself.