Shopping with his girlfriend is like Chinese, mathematics, and English for middle school students - it is a compulsory course, and since she and Han Jing have established a romantic relationship, Lin Yu has not gone shopping with her much in her life.

He is also helpless, Han Jing's first sentence every time she calls is - where do we go shopping?

Han Jing is a capable woman, and she speaks very carefully, "Where are we going shopping?" It means that Lin Yu has no right to choose not to go at all, but in order not to make her look too domineering and symbolically give him the right to choose a location. At this time, Lin Yu is like the queen of England - more often than not, it really only has a symbolic role. The final decision is still in Han Jing's hands.

Nanjing Road Pedestrian Street is the city's central commercial street, and the well-known shops on both sides of the street are regarded as the standard configuration of the central commercial street. Most of the bustling crowds on the streets are white-collar middle-class people who are fashionably dressed and have good spending power.

Han Jing parked her car in an underground parking lot, and as soon as she came to the ground, Lin Yu saw huge billboards, on which the celebrity spokespersons were both Chinese and foreign, some knew and some did not know, they were glamorous and tried their best to display their goods in various ways and postures, and tried their best to get people to take money out of their pockets.

Lin Yu knew that these stores could not be entered casually, especially those with the names of the Latin alphabets, and the names of the stores would be shocked at a glance, and there were: PRADA, D&G, Gucci, Dior, Chanel, adidas, Nike......

Over the years in the city, Lin Yu has become so familiar with the city that it is as if he was born, but this is the place he only came to when he was watching the heat.

Lin Yu, who was still a student, once accidentally entered a luxury store, and when he saw the price on the front of a bag, he interpreted an idiom with actions on the spot - stunned.

Several years have passed, standing in the center of this flower world again, Lin Yu thought that he had been tempered by prosperity and could be light, but he didn't want him to lose his way.

"What are you coming to this place to ......?" Lin Yu asked tentatively.

"Nonsense, of course it's shopping, is it possible to come to visit?" Han Jing choked back.

Lin Yu thought to himself, with his economic situation, he only came here for a visit, and he also wanted to tell Han Jing that the price of those ugly brand-name bags was ridiculously high, not only could he not afford it, but he didn't even have the value of visiting, but he didn't say it, he felt that it was better to let the facts speak, and let Han Jing personally experience the education that was the most profound.

If Lin Yu represents one type of person in this world, then Han Jing represents another type of person, there is a huge gap between them, so huge that one is an earthling and the other is an alien.

Lin Yu's idea of educating Han Jing was unsuccessful, but was educated by Han Jing.

When she goes into these luxury stores, she doesn't see any softness in the slightest, and she doesn't think about how much she needs, but how much she can take.

During Han Jing's sweeping, Lin Yu didn't see her use a piece of cash, every time she checked out, Han Jing would elegantly take out a small black card from her bag, and hand it to the waiter, Lin Yu didn't know how much money she had in that card, but looking at Han Jing's appearance, even if she used it to brush an aircraft carrier, it was enough.

Sometimes Lin Yu really can't stand it, and he will say two sentences: "You buy so many things, you can't use them up, you are wasting national resources." ”

At this time, Han Jing will retort: "What do you know, I am promoting consumption and driving GDP growth, and I am contributing to the country." ”

At this moment, Lin Yu can only admit that he doesn't understand anything, since he doesn't understand, it's best to keep silent, he has no ability to contribute to the country, and he can't stop others from contributing to the country.

A Hermes belt marked a staggering 8,000 yuan, and Han Jing also pulled it casually and said to the clerk, "I want it." "Even a lipstick costs more than 700 because it has the letters Chanel on its packaging.

The price is so outrageous, but Han Jing is tired of it, Lin Yu once thought that he was participating in the domestic blockbuster "Small Times", and finally saw what a big investment and a big production are.

It's easy to change people's values after experiencing such a big scene, Lin Yu thought he was just a dick before, but now he knows that he is not a dick but a poor dick.

"This suit looks good." Han Jing, who walked to Louis vuitton, said.

"It's men's clothing." Lin Yu was almost ecstatic, finally having the opportunity to show that he had seen the world - although he couldn't distinguish these brands, he could barely distinguish between men's and women's clothing.

"What do you think?" Han Jing asked Lin Yu.

"Not bad." Lin Yu could only echo.

"Try it."

"You're letting me try?"

"Could it be me? You just said it was men's clothing. ”

In such an environment, Lin Yu followed behind Han Jing's ass, and he was cautious all the way, making a big move like changing clothes at this moment made him feel very nervous.

When Lin Yu accidentally saw the tag of this suit, the price marked on it was 14400, Lin Yu carefully looked at it several times to make sure that he had not missed the decimal point, and he felt that he was wearing a bewitched bodysuit, which made him almost breathless.

After Lin Yu finished changing his clothes, Han Jing helped him tidy up his neckline and said, "I have a lot of energy." ”

Lin Yu forced a smile on his face and asked, "Really?" ”

Han Jing only waved to the clerk and said, "This one is for this." ”

Then Lin Yu saw Han Jing holding her small black card between two fingers and handing it to the clerk, elegant as a beauty who had just come out of the bath, but her momentum could really make everything disappear in a snap of her fingers.

"You, you, you, ......" Out of the store, Lin Yu didn't know how to speak.

"Yours." Han Jing knew what Lin Yu wanted to ask.

"Sent me? It's too valuable, isn't it? "Lin Yu.

"Even if it is to compensate you, I didn't vomit on you last time, in order to apologize." Han Jing was talking about what happened last time she went to Chen Shijie's wedding.

"That's not ......," Lin Yu wanted to say, "and it won't be so expensive to accompany." However, he didn't say the rest of the sentence, so the meaning of this expression was completely different.

"This dress is yours anyway." Han Jing said impatiently.

In this way, Lin Yu was forced by Han Jing to accept this suit, Lin Yu was forced by others to do a lot of things, and this was the first time that she did not feel pain. In fact, it is very easy to understand, this is like being indecent to a beautiful girl, not only will it not be painful, but I also hope to be indecent a few more times.

Lin Yu's Armani last time was borrowed through several layers of relationships, although it was spit out as an anima by Han Jing, but it was not a big deal after it was sent to the dry cleaners, so this Louis vuitton was earned by Lin Yu.

Even so, Lin Yu couldn't show excitement, joy or happiness, after all, if it was "indecency", how could he respect the other party, what he thought in his heart was another matter, and he had to pretend to be reluctant on the surface.

Lin Yu accompanied Han Jing for a whole afternoon in this way. As mentioned earlier: Han Jing buys things not about how much she needs, but about how much she can take. Now it seems inaccurate, but it should be accurate: she doesn't need to think about buying things.

The final result can be imagined, Lin Yu's large bags and small bags are hung all over his body, which frequently attracts passers-by to look sideways. Han Jing was dancing happily in front of him, if she hadn't seen Lin Yu's embarrassed appearance, she wouldn't seem to have stopped.

He was almost exhausted from doing this kind of high-intensity work all morning, but when he thought about the price tag of the Louis Vuitton, he felt that it was worth all the effort for love.

At noon, they had lunch at a Japanese restaurant with Japanese-style tatami mats, and many of the customers were Japanese working in the city, taking off their shoes and sitting in a standard Japanese kneeling position. Lin Yu and Han Jing sat on their knees, although it was a little difficult, but after a long time, they could hold on to their legs when they were numb.

Japanese cuisine and Chinese cuisine have a very different look and feel, and compared to Chinese cuisine, which is bold and gorgeous, Japanese cuisine is delicate and cute. In the past, Lin Yu thought that Japanese food looked very contrived just like the Japanese, but now he is more influenced by Han Jing, and gradually feels that Japanese food is exquisite and high-end.

After lunch, the two watched a movie, then went to Starbucks for a cup of coffee, and then pretended to be a literary youth to go to the bookstore for a while - to buy a few irrelevant books.

At night, the whole street of Nanjing Road is brightly lit and shining, and all kinds of lights are colorful and dizzying. Lin Yu thought of his rural hometown, where people were still worried about the electricity bill of more than ten yuan a month, and couldn't help but sigh and wanted to sigh.

But before he could sigh, he was pushed into the car by Han Jing, and then carried him and a cart of "loot" away.

Lin Yu and Han Jing got along for more than ten days, and their relationship became closer and closer, so Han Jing offered to send Lin Yu back, and Lin Yu happily accepted.

When Han Jing learned that Lin Yu lived in Xingfu Jiayuan, she showed a suspicious face, saying that she had never heard of this place when she grew up in this city, and suspected that Lin Yu had said the wrong name. Lin Yu had no choice but to say, when you get to the place, you will know if I have said something wrong.

As she got closer and closer to her destination, Han Jing looked at the desolate scene on both sides of the road through the car window and said that she seemed to have driven out of the city to the countryside. Lin Yu saw Han Jing's spending, and she was naturally a little embarrassed to live in such a poor place, so she had to pretend to be casual and look out of the car window. The speed of the car gradually slowed down, and as Han Jing braked and stopped, Lin Yu raised his eyes and saw that the headlights were shining on a stone that said "Happy Jiayuan", and he knew that he had arrived home.

At this time, the two are already familiar with the road, and they have lost the feeling of blushing and heartbeat, in exchange for sweetness, warmth and dissatisfaction.

Back at the residence, Xu Liang leaned on Zhang Qiang's shoulder and was watching TV in the living room, which surprised Lin Yu, these years mobile phones are used as computers, computers are used to watch TV, and TV is just a decoration. What's more, the TV in their living room is an old object, the picture quality is very poor, and it may have been unearthed from an ancient tomb from the outside, and no one has looked at it since the day the three of them moved in.

"Which one of you two are playing?" The picture is too loving for Lin Yu to watch.

"This is called "The Legend of the West Chamber"." Zhang Qiang said.

"Yes." Xu Liang agreed.

"Where?" Lin Yu glanced at the TV screen and saw that it was a fantasy drama with five-cent special effects, "Do you still have anything to eat, starving to death!" ”

Lin Yu said that he had already started rummaging in the refrigerator, in fact, rummaging was an exaggerated usage, it was almost empty inside, and at a glance through the autumn water, fortunately there was a bucket of instant noodles that had been forgotten at some point.

"Are you still hungry, haven't you eaten enough? Zhang Qiang asked Lin Yu.

"I didn't eat much for lunch, and I didn't eat much for dinner because of numb legs, do you say you're hungry?" Lin Yu said while boiling the water bubble noodles.

"If others are going to be hungry, why don't you ......," Zhang Qiang said halfway through.

"You mean I don't have to eat?" Lin Yu began to feel that these two people were a little strange.

Xu Liang nodded straight like a rattle.

"Why do you say that?" Lin Yu asked.

"Xu Liang, you tell him." Zhang Qiang pretended to be forced.

"Because it's beautiful and delicious!" Xu Liang said.

Zhang Qiang stretched out his hand and slapped Xu Liang's hands, and Lin Yu was even more confused.

"Just now I accidentally saw Cui Yingying's private meeting with Zhang Sheng's good show downstairs, it was really exciting." Zhang Qiang pinched his throat and said angrily.

Lin Yu then figured out that Han Jing was seen by Zhang Qiang when he sent him back, and that's it! Lin Yu was still very weak-hearted, thinking that it was a big deal. So he suddenly came to confidence, raised his voice and said, "This is called charm!" Forget it, it's useless to talk to you two dicks, and you won't understand. ”

When Xu Liang heard this, he also wanted to learn how to show his charm, so he asked with a hippie smile: "Lin Yu, how did you get involved with that girl." ”

Seeing Xu Liang's appearance, Lin Yu said with a smile: "Xu Liang, please pay attention to your words, what do you mean by 'how to get it'?" ”

Xu Liang looked obedient and nodded again and again and said, "Yes, yes, I don't use my words properly, please forgive me." ”

Lin Yu looked useful, then contrivedly cocked Erlang's legs, and said with a sense of accomplishment: "Let me tell you how I got involved with that girl...... How did you meet. ”

Xu Liang blushed like a pet dog wagging his tail and begging for mercy, waiting for Lin Yu to tell his legend, but Lin Yu suddenly felt that it was not easy to tell him in detail about his acquaintance with Han Jing, so he simplified the complex and turned it into a fake, and said, "A friend introduced it." ”

When Xu Liang heard this, he suddenly realized and said, "Why didn't I think of finding a friend to help me introduce a girlfriend." ”

Zhang Qiang and Xu Liang said that they wanted to taunt Lin Yu, and they didn't want Xu Liang to defect halfway, so Zhang Qiang began to turn to Xu Liang and said: "Friends must first have friends." ”

Xu Liang said: "I know that Lin Yu is popular and has many friends, but my popularity is also good. ”

Zhang Qiang smiled and said: "Your popularity is also good?" Lin Yu's popularity is too good, and you Xu Liang can only be called Taishan of the apes. ”

Xu Liang was not happy when he heard this, and said, "I'm Tarzan of the Apes? You're still a ladyboy Tarzan! ”

Zhang Qiang was about to fight back, but he inadvertently saw Lin Yu snickering, so he asked, "Lin Yu, what are you laughing at?" ”

Lin Yu put away his smile and denied it: "Did I laugh, I didn't laugh?" ”

Xu Liang confirmed: "You smiled, I saw it." ”

Lin Yu has been trying to tense up, but he couldn't hold back at the moment, so he laughed out loud and said, "I kind of know what 'dog eats dog' is." ”

Xu Liang and Zhang Qiang glanced at each other, thinking that they were going to form a united front to squeeze Lin Yu, but they didn't want to cooperate before the goal was achieved, and it turned out to be a nest fight, which made them feel a lot of frustration. However, they agreed that they couldn't be blamed for such a result, all because Lin Yu was a scheming. The two couldn't help but sigh: It's not that the national army is incompetent, but that the communist army is too cunning.

Since the run failed, he had to "surrender", Xu Liang noticed at the beginning that Lin Yu was carrying a handbag, since the "Kuomintang and Communists" were close, he took a look at what was inside.

"This suit looks good, where to buy it, I'm thinking about buying a set too." Xu Liang pulled out Louis Vuitton inside and said.

"I think you're going to forget it." Zhang Qiang stepped forward and glanced at the suit, shook his head and said.

"Why?" Xu Liang was puzzled.

"You know that Louis Vuitton is only afraid that it will be worth a few months' salary." Zhang Qiang took the suit and said.

"A few months' salary? Do you really think I'm Tarzan of the Apes, living in a primeval forest? Xu Liang asked.

"How can you say that you are a bun, Louis Vuitton is a French luxury brand, and it has another well-known name, which is LV." Zhang Qiang said.

Xu Liang didn't believe it, and rummaged through the tags on his clothes, and the price was like a phone number, which made him instantly dumbfounded.

"Lin Yu, you won't rob a bank, will you?" Zhang Qiang was also surprised after confirming that the clothes were genuine.

Lin Yu didn't know how happy he was when he saw the surprised look of the two, Lin Yu didn't know that Louis Vuitton was LV, at first he still tried to pronounce it in Hanyu Pinyin, but now he knows that Chinese is called Louis Vuitton. It turns out that it is not important whether you know the goods or not, the important thing is that your friends should know the goods.