Chapter 8: Happy Birthday
Han Jing told Lin Yu a lot with the strength of wine, and asked Lin Yu to treat her well in the future, and said that if he failed her, she would definitely take revenge on him.
Lin Yu didn't know if she was drunk or serious, but she still felt a lot of pressure in her heart, what age did she still come to die, who could afford to play. Besides, what does it mean to live up to it? Is a breakup called a disappointment, or is sleeping too much about a breakup called a disappointment? Some men and women only sleep and don't stay together, and they never want to let anyone down.
He thought so much in his heart, but he could only follow her words and say: "You can rest assured, the mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, and only ...... Something whatever. ”
Lin Yu rarely remembered such sensual words, and Han Jing continued his words: "Only then do you dare to fight with you!" ”
Lin Yuyi clapped his hands and said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's 'only to dare to be with you', and I forgot it for a while." ”
Han Jing said: "'The mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are combined, and only then can you dare to be with the king', how can the love in the world be so strong, the heavens, the earth, the mountains and rivers are all good, and it is time to break up or break up." ”
Isn't it just to break up, as if the world is over, as her boyfriend Lin Yu can only comfort her and say: "There are still a lot of loyal loves, otherwise how can there be so many love poems circulating, such as 'Ask what the love in the world is, and teach people to promise life and death.'" ''If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight?'' ''The mountains have trees and branches, and the heart is pleasing to the king, and the king does not know. "People have three thousand diseases in life and old age, and only lovesickness cannot be cured. And ...... There are also ...... "When the book is used, Lin Yu still wants to try to think about a few more, but he forgot it for a while, and he continued: "You see how beautiful and desirable the love described by the ancients with so many beautiful verses. ”
Han Jing sighed and said: "Because it is rare and precious, it is precisely because it is rare to see that the ancients will spend their minds, waste pen and ink, and create these reveries regardless of the cost of time. ”
Lin Yu wanted to comfort her in a few words, but he didn't think that she was logical, as if she had been trained in debate, he tried his best to find her logical loopholes and said: "There are also Cowherd and Weaver Girl, and ......"
If you want to count on Lin Yu's knowledge reserves, it is useless, only one couple can be expected, there are thousands of couples in the world, is it beautiful to only two couples, obviously Lin Yu exposed his logical loopholes to the other party.
However, Han Jing did not attack his loopholes, and poured himself a glass of wine and drank it dry. Lin Yu couldn't comfort her, but made her even more sad, and said eagerly: "It's all because I'm useless, I always forget those love poems and couples." ”
Han Jing suddenly threw herself into Lin Yu's arms and sobbed and said, "Forget what's wrong with that, as long as you don't forget me." ”
Lin Yu didn't think about it like this, and said, "How can it be like life and death." ”
Han Jing was still sad and said: "Some things are not life and death, it is better than life and death, the feeling of heartache, only if it hurts, will it be white, what kind of pain is that." ”
Lin Yu didn't know that Han Jing remembered the sad past of breaking up with Chen Shijie, and said that she missed her mother, so she stroked her head and said, "Don't worry, everything is with me, I will accompany you and never leave you." ”
Han Jing drank a lot of wine, Lin Yu also drank a lot, usually he drank more than her, who knew that Han Jing drank too much today, but the more he drank, the more sober he became.
She has a lot of emotional ups and downs, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes saying that she has a poor background, and sometimes saying that God is kind to her, at least he didn't let her live on the streets.
After a drunken trick, he pestered Lin Yu and said, "Today is my birthday, what about my birthday gift?" ”
How did this make Lin Yu parry, he didn't know that today was her birthday before he came, and he never knew what her birthday was, and she didn't tell him, isn't it a hooligan to ask him for a gift now.
It is said that he didn't know that his girlfriend couldn't go for his birthday, not to mention that he didn't even have a gift, so he thought for a long time and said, "I'm the gift." ”
Han Jing said: "There is no sincerity in thinking about it temporarily. ”
Han Jing's reaction made Lin Yu feel that she was pretending to be drunk at all, but she had no choice but to ask, "What gift do you want?" ”
She replied, "I like it as long as you give it to me." ”
Lin Yu asked, "Anything?" ”
She replied, "Anything." ”
It seems easy, and there seems to be no requirement, but Lin Yu feels that there is no more difficult requirement. What's more, he doesn't have anything at hand, and he doesn't have a life to ask for money. Even if he had a necklace around his neck or a bracelet on his wrist, he could take it off and say that it had been with him for more than ten years, and now he would give it to her, and let it accompany her when he was not with her in the future, but he had neither a necklace nor a bracelet.
Lin Yu really couldn't think of a way, he unconsciously put his hand into his pants pocket, and really let him touch an unknown object, he forgot when he put it in, and even forgot what it was, when he took it out and looked at it, he just glanced at it and hurriedly took it back.
"I'll take a look at something." Han Jing is sharp-eyed.
"Don't look at it." Lin Yu's expression was a little embarrassed.
"Take it out." Han Jing's tone was tough.
"Nothing to look at."
"Hurry up, I don't want to talk nonsense anymore."
Over the past few days, Lin Yu has become more and more aware of Han Jing's temper, and knows that she will not give up, but shouldn't she be drunk, how can she see him taking something out of his pocket at a glance? Lin Yu confirmed again that she must be pretending to be drunk.
He knew the consequences if he didn't obediently take out the things in his pocket, and he had no choice but to tremble and carefully pull the hand that had been in his pocket out slowly.
Halfway through, he suddenly stopped, and he said, "Don't be angry when you see it." ”
Han Jing couldn't think of anything she would get angry when she saw it, and said, "Don't be angry." ”
She promised too casually, Lin Yu was not at ease, and confirmed again: "You promise not to be angry?" ”
Han Jing ran out of patience, slapped him on the shoulder and said, "If you want to take it out, take it out quickly, if you don't take it out, I'll be angry and show it to you now." ”
This blow made his shoulder hurt very much, as if he was torturing a prisoner to extract a confession, Lin Yu only twitched and then "recruited", his half-stopped hand slowly pulled out of his pocket, clenched his fist, and held something inside.
"Open." Han Jing ordered.
Lin Yu slowly spread out his hand in fright, and it turned out to be a "Durex", and he only remembered that this was the community's "AIDS Awareness Day" that he sent it to him when he passed by. He thought that Han Jing must have misunderstood his "bad intentions", which made him unable to wash himself when he jumped into the Yellow River, and he couldn't say anything white with his mouth all over his body.
Han Jing picked up "Durex" from Lin Yu's hand and looked at it, and said very calmly: "You gave me this as a gift?" ”
Lin Yu was asked like this, suddenly became shy, and squirmed and said, "How can this be a gift, top ...... At most, I can wrap a present. ”
Han Jing was puzzled for a moment and asked: "Wrap gifts, what kind of gifts can you wrap?" ”
Lin Yu didn't know if she was a Yin Zhi consultant, and the more she explained, the more shy she became, and she whispered, "It should wrap whatever it should be a gift." ”
When Han Jing heard that it was a "yellow" joke, she had never seen anything in the world, and she didn't take it seriously, so she put "Durex" in her pocket and said, "It's not difficult for you, I'll pass the test for you." ”
Lin Yu can finally breathe a sigh of relief, serving such a big lady is not a joke, if you can't get half of his life, how can you survive for so long in the future.
Fortunately, he finally survived the birthday party, and the time was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, almost eleven o'clock in the evening, he drank too much wine, Han Jing kept it, and decided to stay in her villa for a night.
There are a lot of rooms in the villa, even if one person lives in three rooms, he can't finish it, the nanny Wu Ma has already prepared his room, next door to Han Jing's bedroom, the room is spacious, the decoration is exquisite and high-end, the bed is big and soft, and the quilt is new and soft.
When he took a bath, he found that even the bathroom was so spacious, exquisite, and high-end, and it was good to have money, and even the place to was a hundred times better than the place where he slept on weekdays. And Wu's mother also prepared new slippers, a new yukata, a new toothbrush and toothpaste, a new razor, a new towel, and even a new unopened men's underwear in advance.
First of all, why did he give him two towels, and only after asking Wu's mother did he know that one wiped his face and the other wiped his body, he usually ate the same towel with Zhang Qiang and Xu Liang, who knew that rich people were so particular, and they had to follow the poor to pay attention to it.
Then he was surprised to find that there were men's underwear, could it be that Wu's mother bought it for him, but she didn't ask him what size he was wearing. Thinking about what age Wu's mother is, she has a lot of experience, as long as her eyes are swept away, everything is cloudy, so thinking about it, Lin Yu feels like she has been looked at without clothes.
After taking a bath, Lin Yu put on that pair of underwear and found that it was one size bigger than him, he didn't know whether to be glad that he was not looked at, or sad that his place was not as big as Wu Ma imagined.
Lin Yu walked out of the bathroom in a bathrobe, feeling much refreshed, and Wu's mother gave Lin Yu two glasses of lemonade and said, "Mr. Xiaolin, after drinking, you must be thirsty." ”
As soon as Mother Wu said this, Lin Yu really felt a little thirsty, so she took a glass of water, looked at the remaining cup and asked, "What is this cup ......?" ”
Mother Wu replied, "For Miss." ”
Lin Yu forgot about the master, but the professional nanny didn't, Lin Yu felt that she had asked a stupid question, and said to Wu's mother: "Give it to me, I'll give it to her." ”
Wu's mother gave Lin Yu the water, thanked her, and went downstairs to clean up the dining table and clean the living room.
Han Jing drank too much, and after playing drunk for so long, she was exhausted, she didn't wash her bath, she didn't take off her clothes, she fell asleep on the bed.
When Lin Yu brought water to her, she also drank the water in a daze and fell asleep again.
Seeing that she was asleep, neither noisy nor noisy, and would not order him to do this or that, Lin Yu felt more and more that she looked much more beautiful than usual, and she was more beautiful and delicious, which made him want to be close.
He thought to himself that it was his girlfriend lying on the bed, and it would make sense for him to do something excessive.
Lin Yu moved Han Jing, who was sleeping on the bed, to the middle of the bed, straightened it, straightened her messy hair, and then lay down beside her.