Dididi, the cars on the street are constantly speeding, I stand on the side of the road to look at the polluted sky, noisy noise, and the roofless building, I say loudly, "The world is so beautiful", I will never be helpless because of the environment, I will always have my own fun.

My name is Li Xiaojie, a real **silk has a lot of **silk behaviors and thoughts, today after work still as usual on the side of the road to watch beautiful women review three measurements fantasy yy, this chest has a hand ~ feeling, this fart ~ stock warp has a sense of flesh, this ...... and look at the watch an hour later and go home to sleep. And then and then I woke up, and I had a good night's sleep, huh?" I was in the meadow of a forest, and the sun was so warm on my face that the occasional roar added a touch of life. Although it wasn't very friendly, my brain crashed, and I couldn't help but laugh at myself, and said don't read so many fantasy novels to see if a dream is like this!

Knock Knock Knock The earth began to tremble, what happened? Earthquake? I quickly sat up and found that I was still in that forest, wasn't it!"What kind of dream is this time?Earthquake, tsunami, volcanic eruption?" The ground shook more and more violently With all my years of experience in Hollywood, the big scene must be coming, the trees on my left rustled and I turned my head mechanically to look in that direction waiting for a scene comparable to Hollywood, "The trees shuddered, and a huge head broke through the barrier of the trees and stretched out. "Dinosaurs, dinosaurs?" It didn't stop because of my amazement, shook its huge head and walked forward, the steel body was perfectly displayed in my field of vision, more than 20 meters tall, cold eyes, full of hard armor, streamlined body full of explosive power, I began to giggle: hehe, this is 3D let those big ~ pieces hell! "Dinosaurs" Every step 3 meters in front of me left a huge footprint, and it walked slowly without looking at me, but I thought about it, I should think that its body should be like an ant next to ordinary people! Maybe it was bigger than a mouse. "Knock~Knock~Knock!", it walked step by step into the depths of the forest, my brain was at a loss, could it be? I haven't seen this kind of film recently? Anyway, it's in my own dreams, and I won't hang up! I walked forward......

"This scene is too real, I~ day, what is that? Snail! But it's too big, isn't it? Is that a snake? Why are there three heads? Is it because the books I've been reading lately are too miscellaneous? It's confusing to dream? No matter what, I'm still striding forward with my head held high. "Roar, roar, roar" ~ Suddenly, there was an angry roar from the front, and the fierce and thick voice showed that there was some reason to provoke a big guy in front of me, I was excited, I was excited, was it a big scene? "Can't miss my rapid rush forward......

The scene was hot and bloody, a giant ape more than 30 meters high was roaring angrily, and two hammer-like fists were frantically smashing down in front of it like a torrential rain, and in front of it was actually a human! Although the attack of the giant ape caused a lot of damage all over the place, it could not cause a trace of damage and blockage to the other party! The other party was wearing a silver armor wrapped in a golden shield around his body, holding a two-handed sword and not dodging and slashing with the giant ape, the blood flow of the giant ape was like an injection, and the breath gradually disappeared, the other party saw this, the essence of the light flashed in his eyes, the giant sword suddenly raised, the sword body exploded, and the golden light shot towards the giant ape, everything was still, and the giant ape slowly fell to the ground and lost its vitality!

Not far away, I only heard an unwilling roar and was silent, what does it mean? Could it be that the scene has already ended? I can't help but think tragically. I couldn't help but speed up my pace again, and finally I broke through the trees and saw the scene ahead, shut down and restart, shut down and restart,...... I Nima was shocked! Not because of the corpse of the giant ape, nor because of the miserable picture around me, but because of the "beauty" in front of me! I don't know how to describe it, the big eyes with bright jade fat skin, the seductive small ~ long hair with a shawl, the tight armor perfectly highlight the attractive body shape, the perfect chest ~ slender small ~ waist, I'm crazy, is this the beginning of the big scene in my dream? I am the male protagonist! As soon as we met, she was impressed by my manly aura and fell at my feet?"In the wilderness, lonely men and widows, **, three hundred rounds of battle?" I suddenly realized that this was a "spring dream".

I howled wolf and pounced on my female number one, sister let my brother warm you!(I am not so obscene in life, I am a gentleman, but in my dream in a gentleman is SB) I am getting closer and closer to her, and I can even see her long eyelashes, I can already imagine the next picture, a word "chaos", but the reality is the opposite, "The more you think about the beauty, the more cruel the reality is - and it comes quickly!! A series of pictures came to my mind: volcanic eruptions, the end of the world in 2012, earthquakes and tsunamis, plane collisions, atomic bomb explosions, back to reality, I saw my internal female No. 1 staring coldly, and her right foot touched my crotch at a speed that I couldn't see clearly~, I seemed to hear the sound of breaking cucumbers, "Ahhh o_o h

"Can my brother use it?" I'm at a loss! Although I feel more obscene, but I'm a virgin~ The man has a wood, is my life withering, and the sex ~ blessing is about to end before it comes' China's last eunuch? At the same time, I understand a problem, I'm fucking ~ fucking ~ not dreaming that I have crossed over! If you ask me how I found out, I can only tell you that when a man's younger brother is so traumatized, he can let him have the divine power of Daigo empowerment, he is no longer an ordinary man, he is a crippled man, there is wood!

She ignited the anger of the master, although I have a good temper, but at this time I don't get angry anymore and I'm still not a man!Although I don't know if I can still be a man, I stretched out my left hand to cover my lower ~ body with difficulty, raised my middle finger and said angrily: "Greet your whole family for me!" Then I came to the conclusion that I sacrificed the sex of countless good men~ Fu Cai, "Never offend a woman" Here I add, especially if you have just arrived in the other world. Because I saw her somber expression, I saw a whip flash in her hand, and I strangled it......! Ya~蠛~ Butterfly Forest once again sounded my howl of pain (no enjoyment, absolutely nothing).

Ten minutes passed, only half-crippled me was left on the ground, the female demon had already left, I vaguely remember that she said that she was a bloodthirsty legion, and she could go to her if she was dissatisfied, as for the violent attack I was because I was too immoral, because I liked to sleep naked ~ and then cross you know, (when I scolded her, she didn't understand, or I would have hung up Youmu, she thought I was just provocative). But these have nothing to do with me anymore, I find that I am slim! Why is the plot that happens here not at all different from the time travel novels I have seen, isn't it that after the time travel, the world is invincible? There are so many beautiful women, the gold coins are not spent, and the enemy is dead? Why am I so sad and urged, and I may be a eunuch in the future, I can't help but cry t^t again

Look up to see that the sky is still so blue, and look down to see that the second child is swollen several times than before. Although I looked more vigorous than before, I didn't react at all no matter how hard I tried, "I seem to have lost the courage to live, just like the lines of a movie, once my second brother never abandoned me, but I didn't cherish it, and I didn't regret it until I was crippled today! If God gives me another chance, I want to say: I want a second brother who will not fall, there is no deadline." "I lay down and slowly recalled the happy times when I had my second brother, and I burst into tears.

Just as I was recalling, I heard a rustling sound next to me, I turned my head to look at my side with difficulty, only to see a creature shaped like a squirrel standing next to my head and looking at me with pity, I was speechless when I saw its expression, when did I get to this point! Just as I was feeling my heart, it jumped to my chest and put down a fruit, and I was immediately attracted by the aroma of the fruit, which was an indescribable taste, anyway, much more fragrant than the fertilizer ripening fruit I eat every day. I hesitated again about what to eat, but when I saw the scars all over my body and the second brother who didn't react at all, I gritted my teeth: Mom's eggs are mixed up with this portion, and it's better to hang up.

I swallowed the fruit with difficulty and waited for life or death, a minute, two minutes, just when I felt like I was thinking too much, I couldn't describe this feeling, it was itchy and itchy, as if there were a lot of bugs crawling on my body, I rolled on the ground, let me live well, let me die painlessly, don't play with me, okay! An hour later, I felt like a high ~ tide receding, and I was still crawling on the ground humming half-immortal, damn it, your ancestors, there is no fart ~ eye when you give birth to a son...... I saw that the scars on my body were gone, and it didn't hurt anymore! I hurried to see that although the second brother was still a little swollen, at least it hurt. After discovering this, I began to spin around in place, dancing and yelling, and the squirrel next to me looked at me with "This guy is not stupid"! This is really a good rat to send the Buddha to the west, animals in the other world are better than people! Then I came up with a wrong answer"......

An hour later, I was still walking forward, and the ability of the Mystic Fruit made me not tired at all, but how did the situation feel more and more wrong? I don't doubt it, continue to walk forward, slowly the vision gradually widened, I found that I seemed to have come to a cave, the sky has been completely dark, the cave to a bright light, just when I maliciously wondered if the people here are not fully evolved cave people, a voice sounded, and shocked me beyond words, only to see the squirrel on my head said: Dad, I'm back, I've got a new pet. Nani? If you don't bring this, the squirrel can talk, this is going against the sky! Didn't you say that you would be a cow and a horse in the next life? How can you cash it out so quickly?

At the urging of the squirrel I had to enter the cave which was bright on the surface and in fact might have buried the rest of my life, and I reluctantly went in to find that it was not as filthy and full of human bones as I had looked! "Don't take the kittens and puppies with you!" a magnetic voice came out, but the meaning of the words and the casual laziness in its mouth made my muscles burst. "Squirrels are amazing, they are not racist, they are cute! I hate rats, and I complained angrily in my heart. As soon as the words fell, I saw a handsome guy walking out of the inner courtyard, with long hair and a shawl, and the lethality of the sword eyebrows and starry eyes was beyond words. Isn't this a person? Didn't the little boy say not to bring the mess home? Deaf, it seems that I have been demoted instead of respecting the righteousness! From a kitten and a puppy to a mess, I have nothing to complain about, because I am not a thing.

I think he'd be happy if he was my pet, the little squirrel said with stars in his eyes. Okay, you're so naughty. What's your name, boy?" said the handsome guy and the bastard to me. Forced by his lewdness~ Wei I have to answer, my name is Li Xiaojie, needless to say, the bastard said coolly: My son likes you to be his beast pet! Alas~!I don't know why I'm sighing, maybe I already know the result!

The huge magic array flickered with a faint light, and the ancient aura came to the face, making it seem extremely sacred. At this time, a serious and low voice came from the squirrel's mouth, taking life as the guide and fate as the lead, signing a contract of life and death, I am the master, and you are the servant,......