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Being able to stay at home with peace of mind is already a kind of happiness for otaku. But life isn't always the way it should.

"Yu Zai, Wednesday class reunion, are you going?" came Zeng Xiang's voice on the other end of the phone.

"No," Yi Yu replied and added, "Instead of participating in that meaningless thing, it is better for me to stay at home and engage in online dating." ”

"Oh, yes, think about it. The voice on the other end of the line said. "Then I'll hang up first. ”

What kind of person is this, what do you think about it, and make a look that you know me very well, so why didn't you think I would refuse before calling. Yi Yu put down the phone angrily and continued to click on the dialog box.

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The starry moon in the late night sky is in the ......

The phone I just put down rang again, and the caller ID was ...... Fox.

"If you can't do it yourself, you will be replaced, you are smarter than you look. Yi Yu muttered and picked up his phone.

"Hey, fox, what's the matter? Yi Yu said weakly.

"You knowingly ask," the fox's voice always sounded cold.

"I need a reason," Yi Yujian couldn't beat Ma Ha in the past, so he directly said the core sentence.

"Do you have any reason not to go," the voice on the other side said coldly.

"You're all couples, I'm a single dog. went to the soul and was vulnerable to harm from everyone, Yi Yu changed to a serious voice: "And I want to have an online relationship at home." ”

"At nine o'clock on Wednesday, if I don't see you, I'll break a guitar string if I'm an hour late," said the guy opposite.

"Am I the kind of person who is afraid of breaking strings? Yi Yu glanced at the guitar in the corner.

"Hehe," you can hear from the voice of the fox on the other side. Then the other side hung up the phone directly.

"It's really disturbing, acting like you know me very well. Yi Yu, who hung up the phone, complained: "If only everyone was as easy to deal with as that idiot." Yi Yu thought of Zeng Xiang smirking in his mind.

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"Hey, who. Yi Yu put the phone in the middle and picked it up again, this time it was an unfamiliar number.

"Sir, do you need service?" a delicate voice came from the other side.

"Hey," Yi Yu became energetic as soon as he heard this, "Yes, it depends on your price." ”

"We have a fair price and good service. The voice on the other side continued to whisper.

"What's the service?" asked Yi Yu.

"Sir, we have telephone service and door-to-door (service) on our side. ”

"Oh, door-to-door (service)?" Yi Yu said in surprise, "This thing can also provide telephone service, what kind of service method." ”

"That's it, ah...... Ah......h

I have to say that the one on the other side is really professional, and Yi Yu, who screamed these times, was a little imaginative.

"What about the price," Yi Yu replied with a fixed mind.

"Telephone service from 200, door-to-door (service), student girls, fast food 600, night package 1000, urban white-collar workers, fast food 800, night package 1200, beautiful teacher, fast food 800, night package 1400, professional model, fast food 1000, night package 1600, please ask which one you need. The voice on the other side crackled directly, and Yi Yu couldn't stop listening to it.

After listening to this, Yi Yu can be regarded as an eye-opener, but he didn't expect that there are so many varieties. Originally, Yi Yu, who just took a harassing phone call, became interested. It's not that Yi Yu really has this need, or that he listens to a few voices from the other side, and then he can't help himself. For Yi Yu, the reason of interest and interest is enough, otherwise he would not have made up his mind quickly and entered the space debris. Later, I accompanied the three people into the second time, which was nothing more than adding the word "worthy" in addition to being interesting and interested. In fact, from this point of view, Yi Yu is a very terrifying person, an unstable person in social chaos, and everything he does is purely based on his own preferences. In a way, if he's interested in killing, he's definitely a psychopathic murderer. Worldly morality can hardly bind such people. It can be said that people like Yi Yu were the masters of the vegetable market in ancient China. If you put it in the Renaissance, it is a proper pioneer of the times. In this world, for an otaku like Yi Yu, one is meaningful and the other is interesting. But most of the interesting things are not necessarily interesting, and the interesting things are not necessarily meaningful. It's so good, it's just a few decades, life must be happy in the world, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon.

Since you are interested, then it is easy to say, Yi Soyu replied: "I don't choose anything, I choose you." ”

The voice on the other side was stunned for a moment, and then replied, "Yes." The voice on the other side continued, "Aren't you afraid that I'm ugly." After saying this, the other side actually laughed.

"You have a nice voice" Yi Yu said shamelessly: "Besides, isn't everyone the same when the lights are turned off." ”

"You have a great sense of humor, sir. The voice on the other side said, "What's your address?"

XXXXX, XXX Street, XXX. Yi Yu replied.

"Sir, I'll be here in half an hour, my number is 055. The voice on the other side responded delicately.

"Okay, goodbye. Yi Yu hung up the phone directly. This kind of relaxed and pleasant atmosphere is really refreshing. ”

Some people may think that Yi Yu gave a fake address, but such an interesting thing, how could Yi Yu give a fake address. Hahaha......

"Why are you doing this? A voice sounded in Yi Yu's head.

"For freedom. Yi Yu replied.

"Freedom?" said Soda's voice, "In my limited memory, it was a kind of cognitively generated cage that existed in nothingness, and there was no way for us to touch and break it, and someone would fight for it, but it was all a joke to me." ”

"Let my mind be free to diffuse the pure fragrance in the air, and my actions are not limited by myself. For a life like me, I say, I laugh, I cry, I make trouble, it's all part of it. Happiness or sadness comes from the heart, and others can perceive and communicate with each other. Yi Yu said slowly.

"I don't understand what you're saying. ”

"From what I know of you, although you are a soul, you don't seem to have some of the qualities that a life should have, and let me make an analogy, you are like an intelligent program, or a mental patient who has already seen everything. As he added: "Monotonous and uninteresting." No matter when and where you are, whether you are in prison or dying, as long as your mind can still exude pure fragrance and break the imprisonment imposed on your spirit and ** by others, then this is the taste of this. ”