"Beiyang, who do you like the most in our company?" Qin Yang and Su Peng took advantage of lunch to spend their cigarettes in the stairwell of the office building, and Su Peng asked with a smile.

After asking, he regretted it a little, because when he threw out the cigarette butt and turned his head, he saw their female boss, Yang Xiaoyan, the sales manager, coming out of the elevator, seeing them smoking, and walking towards them.

Qin Yang didn't notice anything, he took the last puff of the cigarette, spit out a smoke ring, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and fiercely blew the cigarette butt with his pair of double-star cloth shoes that had not been washed for several months, and raised the corners of his eyes slightly mockingly: "I like our manager." ”

Yang Xiaoyan's sexy body and beautiful appearance are well known in the entire Wanye Group, although they are all 30 years old this year, but all married and unmarried men want to sleep on her towering breasts every night, and the image of the perfect goddess is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people in the entire company.

It's too difficult to capture Yang's heart, how many hot-blooded people have fallen in the past 30 years, and the only thing everyone can do now is to look at the distant buttocks and shake their heads in admiration over and over again.

'Crown Princess' is another nickname for Yang Xiaoyan, because it is no secret that Wan Yinghao, the only son of the chairman of the group, also likes her.

As Yang Xiaoyan's subordinate, it is normal for Qin Yang to be cranky about her.

Yang Xiaoyan was used to such words, but when she said it from Qin Yang's mouth, she was still very unhappy.

It feels like a cat eating a mouse with a fox smell and farting, and it stinks.

However, as a boss, you still need to have a minimum mind.

At this time, Qin Yang spoke again and said, "Lao Tzu really wants to do it, she is looking for teeth all over the ground!"

Hearing this, no matter how good-minded a person is, he will be displeased, not to mention that there is Su Peng standing next to him.

Her little universe exploded.

picked up the document bag in his hand and knocked Qin Yang's head with a snap, and before Qin Yang could reflect, he had already been grabbed by Yang Xiaoyan's ears and dragged to her office angrily.

Seeing this, the colleagues shouted loudly, but they were all used to it, because they all knew that Qin Yang's dirty mouth had caused him more than one trouble.

It is a very miserable thing to offend the boss, and everyone who goes to work knows that the little shoes are worn after this, and the scolding in front of him is not running.

"Qin Yang, you make me sick like this, do you know?" Yang Xiaoyan scolded angrily.

Qin Yang's face wouldn't be red, otherwise, he wouldn't be called Cheap Yang.

"These are the words of the big guys, but no one dares to say them. Qin Yang felt that he was very aggrieved, this was a black pot for all male colleagues.

Yang Xiaoyan is not a dominatrix, no matter how disgusting she is, she can't say anything, so she said: "It's been half a year since you came to the company, and your performance is 0, and you'll be given the last month, if you can't get results, then go by yourself, we can't afford to raise your god." ”

Qin Yang didn't take it seriously at all, turned around and walked out of Yang Xiaoyan's office, pulled up the coat on the seat, and got off work.

I got off work for myself.

I went back to the house I rented in the urban village, didn't want to do anything, turned on the TV, and watched.

The old version of Journey to the West is playing on TV, and it is playing the part where Sun Wukong kicked over Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace.

Qin Yang lit a cigarette and looked at it with relish.

At this time, the TV suddenly froze, and Taishang Laojun's eyes were fixed on Qin Yang, making him very uncomfortable.

I picked up the remote control and wanted to change it, but I couldn't press it.

Qin Yang didn't think much about it, and left the remote control on the side, waiting for the TV to get better.

At this moment, he seemed to see Taishang Laojun talking to him, but the TV screen was still motionless.

"Are you talking to me?" Qin Yang asked suspiciously.

"Yes, young man, Heavenly Court is now in trouble, Wutian defeated Rulai, occupied Heavenly Court, and turned into the Jade Emperor to take charge of the Three Realms, but there are very few immortals who know the truth. Ordinary people's cervical vertebrae only have 7 sections, and you have 9 sections, representing the nine-star alignment, the standard immortal reserve candidate, now the heavenly court is in difficulty, I will be the remnants of my immortal life left by the world into your body, equipped with the basic skills when I first cultivated immortals, the ever-changing technique, the freezing technique, stepping on the empty retreat and a magic weapon gossip mixed yuan Qiankun a furnace, commonly known as the Buddha shrine. The Taishang Laojun on TV said to Qin Yang.

"You say slow down, I can't remember, ever-changing?remnants?cryomy?etc.,I'm looking for a piece of paper to write it down.,I've been masturbating too much lately.,My memory has decreased significantly.。 As he spoke, he went to find a pen and paper.

I saw Taishang Laojun wave the Buddha dust in his hand, and a white light shot towards Qin Yang, hitting the center of his eyebrows, and said: "Don't be so troublesome, I have sealed my King Kong incorruptible body in your body, from now on, you will have the memory of my previous life, go up, Sao Nian!"

Qin Yang is completely stupid, he can become a god when he watches TV, and he is also an immortal with nine stars, I don't know if the TV station is deliberately manipulating him.

Seeing that white light filled the entire room, under the guidance of a small beam of light, a stream of brains entered through the nostrils, and all of them drilled into Qin Yang's body.

How long has it been since I took a bath, spicy eyes, the power of the white light is so strong, Qin Yang's body can't resist it at all, and with a scream, he fell into the corner of the sofa, unconscious.

When I woke up, it was already noon the next day, during which I had nightmares, sweating profusely, and when I woke up, my heart rate was around 120 per minute.

Qin Yang couldn't tell whether this was a dream or real, he only felt that he couldn't bear to drink, got up and poured a glass of water, and poured it down.

Before I had time to think about it, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and then there was a knock on the door, and eighty percent of the landlords came to collect the rent.

Leaning over to open the door, Xiao Liuzi's distorted face met Qin Yang's eyes.

I'm grass, not the landlord, Dong Cheng's thug Xiao Liuzi came to collect debts.

I was blocked in the house today, and I couldn't run anymore, and I earned a beating.

Qin Yang said with a hippie smile: "Brother Liuzi, it's you, you have to go for this little thing in person, give a word to your brother, and your brother will pass by himself, so I don't bother you." ”

"It's almost a little set, Brother Cheng said, I have to bring something back today no matter what. Xiao Liuzi said.

"My brother can't even afford to eat, I have a big customer this month, and I'm about to sign a contract, as long as the commission is in hand, I will send the money over immediately. Qin Yang still didn't give up.

"You mean it's a debt?"

"Absolutely no such meaning, just a few days late, a few days late, hehe......"

"Alas!" Xiao Liuzi sighed and said, "It's been a few months late, even the gods can't save you today, your arms or legs, you choose." ”

As he spoke, he took out a knife from his trouser and stuck it directly into the table.

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