Volume 1 Origin Chapter 309 The Wind Blows the Eggs and Cools
Seeing that he had already run the third lap, in the second ladder, Xiang Yun was still running side by side with Dong Lin, who was already sweating profusely.
At this moment, there was a distance of four or five people behind the two, Jiang Shan's head passed over everyone, and he was already looking at Xiang Yun's back.
"Hey...... Stinky boy, I'll want you to run naked later!"
Jiang Shan sneered, and at the same time looked at the 'ground net' barricade not far away, which was about to pass, was actually a large net supported by wooden stakes in all directions, tied with iron wire above, and a barbed hook below, so when everyone passed, they had to crawl forward, otherwise they would be hung by iron hooks or scratch their clothes.
Soon, Xiang Yun and Dong Lin came to the ground net, and the two of them leaned down at the same time and began to crawl forward, and behind, the two recruits who were originally following the two were about to lean down, but they were suddenly grabbed by the shoulders and pushed the two of them away to the side!
"Get out of the way!"
There was a domineering low shout behind them, and the two of them suddenly looked at the man with some annoyance, but when they looked back, it turned out to be Jiang Shan, and the two of them immediately turned pale and didn't dare to say more.
And Jiang Shan didn't pay attention to the two, he directly lay down and quickly drilled into the ground net, to chase Xiang Yun and Dong Lin, and after crawling to about half the distance, Jiang Shan came behind Xiang Yun.
Looking at the belt around Xiang Yun's waist, Jiang Shan couldn't help but laugh evilly, accelerated suddenly, came to Xiang Yun's heels, stretched out his big hand, and grabbed Xiang Yun's belt.
He wants to hook Xiang Yun's belt on the iron hook above, as long as Xiang Yun climbs hard, he can pull Xiang Yun's pants down, and then throw his pants behind, then Xiang Yun can only run naked, Jiang Shan's approach can be described as extremely damaging.
However, Jiang Shan was grinning proudly, and before his hand reached out to Xiang Yun's belt, Xiang Yun in front of him suddenly rubbed his toes on the ground, and immediately kicked the ground violently!
"Rustle......!"
The soles of the shoes rubbed violently against the sand, and in an instant, a wave of sand rushed towards Jiang Shan!
"Ah......h
Jiang Shan saw Xiang Yun suddenly accelerate in an instant, his hands were empty, and he immediately opened his mouth in shock, and the next moment, Jiang Shan's eyes, nose, and mouth were already full of sand!
"Ah...... Phew, ......!"
Jiang Shanwei screamed, quickly retracted his head, bowed up, and while spitting out the sand in his mouth, he desperately slapped the sand on his face with his hands, not to mention how embarrassed he was.
"Huh...... Brother Jiang, are you okay, what's wrong?" At this time, Xiang Yun turned his head from the front and looked at Jiang Shan with a puzzled expression.
"I ...... Phew...... "Jiang Shan was so angry that he almost didn't run away on the spot.
"Brother Jiang, come, I'll pull you, it's too narrow inside, come out and clean it up." Xiang Yun kindly stretched out a hand at Jiang Shan and made a gesture to pull him.
Jiang Shan's eyes were still a little open, and when he heard the urging sound behind him, he also hesitated, thinking that he would go out first, so he stretched out his hand and held Xiang Yun's hand.
The next moment, Xiang Yun exerted force with his palm, dragging Jiang Shan out!
"Tear it up......!"
Jiang Shan instantly realized that something was wrong, why were his pants sliding down!
"Oops...... Mom, my pants, you...... Don't pull it, my pants are hooked!"
"Brother Jiang, what are you talking about, let me pull hard?"
Xiang Yun agreed, and immediately pulled the ...... hard!
"Snort......"
With a clear sound of cloth tearing, Jiang Shan only felt that his buttocks were cold, and the cold wind from the north swished in!
It turned out that when he shrunk down to clean up the dust just now, he accidentally pouted his butt too high and his belt was hanging.
Now that he was pulled by Xiang Yun like this, he directly ripped off the shorts inside.
"Oops...... My pants, my pants!"
Jiang Shan shouted anxiously, but Xiang Yun in front of him didn't seem to hear it at all, and quickly pulled Jiang Shan out!
"Okay, Brother Jiang, let's come out, you don't have to thank me, it's just a gesture. Xiang Yun said, no matter what Jiang Shan's expression was, Dong Lin and Dong Lin turned around and ran.
"I ......" Jiang Shan stood in place in a daze, his gray face, not to mention how wonderful his expression was, his body trembled slightly, and he couldn't say a word.
At this moment, Jiang Shan finally realized what it means to 'rain through the sea of flowers and townspeople, and the wind blows the crotch and eggs are cold'.
And not far from the playground, I saw Jiang Shan, who was running half-naked, in the same place, because he stood too far away and didn't see clearly, he thought that the plan had succeeded, and Xiang Yun was stripped of his pants.
Zhou Donghai and Xue Jie immediately laughed loudly, especially Zhou Donghai, who directly stopped in place and bent over with a smile, and stretched out his hand to point to the distance and shouted.
"Look there, there's someone running naked!" Zhou Donghai shouted, and everyone turned their eyes over.
"Oops...... I'll go, someone is really running naked, it's too shameless, actually running naked on the playground, is this person a pervert!"
"Damn, it's really naked......!"
"Haha...... This person is really weird, he doesn't wear pants in the winter, and he plays naked!"
Zhou Donghai laughed so jubilantly, laughed as much as he could, and said in his heart, I don't need to make a move now, Wei Xiaobao, your kid is also choked enough, you don't have the face to see people, look at how you will go against us in the future!
However, he had only been smug for a few seconds when someone suddenly shouted from behind, "Huh...... Let's go, let's go, let me see, who's running naked?"
When Zhou Donghai heard this voice, he was stunned for a moment, this ...... How does this sound familiar?
The next moment, Xiang Yun was like a good deed, squeezed his head out of the crowd, came to Zhou Donghai's side, startled Zhou Donghai, turned his head to look at Xiang Yun, and then looked at the half-naked figure in the distance.
"You ......"
Xiang Yun looked at the figure in the distance and shouted in surprise: "Oops...... Isn't that Brother Jiangshan, how do you play streaking, Brother Zhou, you jumped into the soup bucket and took a bath yesterday and didn't have enough fun, and today you play naked running, you three young people in the east are really cows!"
Xiang Yun gave Zhou Donghai a big thumbs up, his eyes full of admiration!
"Poof......!"
Everyone around couldn't help it, they all laughed, and gave a thumbs up one by one!
"Ouch...... Brother cow, your brother is running naked, you can also have a ......"
"That's it, give us a sample, and by the way, shock Battalion Commander Hong, and let him know that there are also cattle in our army!"
......
Hearing the surrounding discussions, Zhou Donghai's whole face was white and green, green and white, his chest was extremely stuffy, and he almost had the urge to vomit blood!
"Damn, Jiang Shan, you stupid pig, let you take off that kid's pants, you actually ran naked by yourself!" Zhou Donghai gritted his teeth and scolded in his heart!
Immediately, his gaze turned, and Xiang Yun, who had already turned around and continued running, had a vicious look in his eyes: "Stinky boy, don't be too complacent, do you think we don't have a backhand, let's see how you make a fool of yourself later!"
At that moment, Zhou Donghai turned around and began to run, quickly reconciled with Xue Jie, and informed him of the situation in front of him, Xue Jie was suddenly so angry that his teeth itched, but he didn't expect that this would also fail.
"Okay, second brother, let's go up and kill this little wretch!"
"Good!"
At the moment, the two agreed that Xue Jie would continue to stay in the first echelon of the ground.
And Zhou Donghai came to the second echelon, and the two of them went one after the other, faintly sandwiching Xiang Yun and Dong Lin in the crowd.
At this moment, Dong Lin's physical strength has begun to drop significantly, his speed has slowed down a lot, and the two of them are already in the middle of the second echelon, and at the same time, they are about to come to another barricade 'canoe stake'!
This is a huge tree stump that is forty or fifty meters long, with three boulders at both ends and in the center, and below it is a mudflat, which is all black silt, ugly and dirty...... Of course, it also remains in the mud.
"Uh......"
Xiang Yun and Dong Lin also came to the canoe, Xiang Yun still looked at the front with a calm demeanor, but Shen Nian secretly scanned the crowd in all directions.
He clearly saw that Xue Jie of the first echelon was deliberately slowing down and gradually fell to the end of the first echelon, and Zhou Donghai, who was at the end of the second echelon, secretly accelerated behind them.
The two of them came from the sandwich, obviously there was a plan, Xiang Yun looked at the single-plank bridge in front of him, and immediately understood, at that moment he showed an imperceptible sneer on his face, and the next moment, he suddenly grabbed Dong Lin with one hand, sped up his speed, and rushed onto the single-plank bridge!
Seeing this, Zhou Donghai, who was behind him, was shocked, and hurriedly pushed aside everyone, leaped a few feet in one step, and followed the two to the single-plank bridge.
And Xue Jie, who was already standing on the single-plank bridge, glanced at Xiang Yun behind him, and his footsteps were stunned, his body swept sideways, and he staggered with a few people, and he actually retreated backwards on the single-plank bridge as if he were walking on the ground!
Xue Jie has a graceful figure and a sneer on his face, the canoe stake has long been a trick he has played rotten, on this, others are cautious, but he is walking on the ground, now he doesn't believe that Wei Xiaobao can still fight with him!
As he turned around a few times and plundered, his figure had already come to the center of the single-plank bridge, and it was none other than Xiang Yun and Dong Lin who appeared behind him, one after the other, and the two of them were followed by Zhou Donghai with a sneering face.
Dong Lin finally discovered the problem at this moment, and when he looked at the front and back, his face suddenly changed greatly!
"Brother Wei, it's their ......"
"Don't be afraid, just go!" Xiang Yun patted Dong Lin's shoulder in front of him and said indifferently.
"This ...... How do you get there......?"
Dong Lin was very panicked in his heart, this Xue Jie and Zhou Donghai are both Yun warriors who are not weak, and now on this single-plank bridge, they can be described as former wolves and tigers, unless they faint, how can they get by?
However, Xiang Yun directly pressed on his back, and Dong Lin felt a huge force coming, and he couldn't resist and continued to move forward.
And seeing that Xiang Yun still dared to move forward, Xue Jie and Zhou Donghai glanced at each other, and sneered at the same time!
The next moment, Zhou Donghai suddenly accelerated, like a hungry tiger pounced, and at the same time, Xue Jie suddenly turned around, and actually rushed towards the two of them, the speed was so fast, like a raptor out of a hole!
The two of them rushed towards Xiang Yun and Dong Lin at the same time, and the soldiers at both ends of the single-plank stake were shocked.
"What are they going to do!"
"Oh my God, do they want to fall off the stake?"
"Oops, those two in the middle are in danger!"
“......”
Everyone shouted in surprise, but Dong Lin and Xiang Yun still kept walking and continued to move forward, while Xue Jie and Zhou Donghai also came to the two of them in an instant.
After the two glanced at each other, they suddenly made an extremely bold move, which was to lean forward at the same time, support the ground with both hands, and lean down at the same time, a beautiful pommel horse action, plus a sweeping leg!
"You go down for me!"
The two of them looked fierce and shouted proudly, as if they had seen the scene of Xiang Yun sinking headlong into the foul-smelling mudflat.
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