Chapter 015: Wipe the Gun!
A burst of meat ~ fragrance wafted, I finished reading the queen and returned to the fire to plan to feast with the squirrel, the small fish roasted by the fire has become golden and crispy, and the snake soup in the helmet also floated out of a burst of strange fragrance, "not verbose" to eat and drink, I was satisfied to lie down to digest the food, while picking my teeth with fish bones, I put ~ playing with a light blue bead with a faint halo, this is not ordinary, this is the squirrel woke up and guided me to dig out of the head of the big snake "Warcraft crystal nucleus" It's also the first time I've seen the Monster Crystal Nucleus, and I found that it's not round, it's a little elliptical throughout, and the big snake is a seventh-order "Bibi Python" is a water-attribute Demonic Beast, and this seventh-order water-attribute Magic Core alone can be sold for nearly 10,000 gold coins!
Zhengxiang, who was sleeping in the middle of the night, suddenly woke me up with a groan~ groan;"Water~~Water!" "If you want to drink water, you won't pour it yourself!" I was awakened by the fire for a while, shaking my head and reacting, there shouldn't be anyone else here? or a woman's voice, I hurriedly turned my head to look at the queen???" The queen was frowning slightly at this time, her eyes were closed, her face was flushed with a different tide ~ red, her chest was undulating and forming a beautiful scene, and a cherry-like mouth was slightly open. "As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw such a scene, and the concubine couldn't hold it! Queen!" "Don't think about it, I went to feed him before I put the water in front of it, and gently put the water on her delicate lips, and felt a wave of moisture rushing in, she couldn't help but open her mouth to drink that sweetness, and I couldn't help but sigh when I saw her helpless look;
Seeing her lie down quietly after drinking the water, I sighed with emotion: "We are really fated, I want to whip the Ya ~ Yan ~ butterfly, and now the water in my arms, but I don't know your name yet!"
"My name, Mu Wan'er?" "Huh?" I was stunned and asked, "What's your name?"
"My name, Mu Wan'er" This time I clearly saw the voice coming out of the seductive little ~ mouth of the queen who closed her eyes tightly.
I paused and laughed at myself, "Don't think about those ten~eight~ forbidden things!" I asked her how old she was, and she replied if she was a virgin?" As soon as the words fell, another voice that seemed to be like a groan came out: "I am twenty this year, and I am a virgin!"
I suppressed the excitement in my heart and asked cautiously: "What color is the underwear~?"
"White!"
I was shocked by this familiar scene, this familiar dialogue, why this is why, this situation will make people feel a sense of joy, just like the hot pot in winter, and like the frozen hard popsicle in summer, if you don't know what I'm happy about here, then look at my next reaction.
"Ahem"! I cleared my throat with a dry cough, and I lowered my voice and said in a low voice, "Mu Wan'er!" Do you know who I am?
"I don't know"
"Ahem! I don't know, it's okay, in fact, you have amnesia! I'm your ~~~ husband!" I said obscenely.
"Really?" said the Queen, her eyes were still closed, but she could tell from her tight eyebrows that she was puzzled.
"Don't you wonder who your husband is!" I continued.
"I don't know who my husband is!" Queen Wan'er's pretty eyebrows wrinkled even tighter, and her closed eyelashes shook slightly, showing her inner distress.
I asked slowly: Do you remember that about two or three months ago, you saw a man who was undressed and pounced like you! What is your impression of him? I looked at Lord Wan'er with her eyes closed and her face full of distress and said carefully.
Hearing my words, Lord Wan'er, who was frowning and full of distress, soothed her eyebrows and said lightly: "He's not my husband, just a lewd pervert~ pervert!"
I was shocked when I heard the words of the Wan's daughter-in-law king, I didn't expect it to look at me like this and I saved her! I said angrily: "Yes, it is that handsome and chic, graceful, face like a crown of jade, domineering side leakage, forehead~! The Pian Pian Sao Nian who forgot to put on clothes is your husband! And at that time, it was still you who pursued him, kneeling on the ground and begging to marry him!"
Wan's eyebrows furrowed even tighter, and there was even a trace of pain on her face, as if she was thinking about something that had no logic or possibility at all, something that could never happen; "How is it possible? Why is he my husband? Why did I marry him? Am I crazy? Or am I pursuing him? It can't be ......!"
Seeing her like this, I got angry and said, "I don't care, that young man is your husband anyway! Remember that his name is Li Erjie!" After speaking, I ran to the haystack I laid out and yawned and closed my eyes, thinking quickly in my heart, it will be successful! I read novels are all done like this, if it doesn't work, it's nothing, if it succeeds~~~ hehehe!
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When I woke up, the sky was already bright, and the light shone through the vines at the entrance of the cave to make people feel a trace of warmth, thinking of last night's behavior, I couldn't help but look in the direction of Mu Wan'er happily, "Huh?" Why is there no one? I panicked in my heart, how come a good big living person is gone! My mind turned around and searched for it and found that Mu Wan'er had woken up and meditated at the entrance of the cave, I wasn't too surprised that she woke up, because judging from the situation last night, the possibility of waking up today is still very large, what I care about is the hint of last night, I don't know if it succeeded!
My eyes rolled, and I cautiously said, "Wan~~Wan'er! Come to me." ”
A scene that made me happy happened, I saw her slowly get up when she heard my words, the sun shone on her body and exuded a faint warm light, and her peerless face was like a goddess who did not eat fireworks under the light, she moved! Step by step like me, every step moved on my heartbeat, it was so exciting! Slowly she walked in front of me and slowly squatted down and I was at the same level, looking at each other, I was so close to her, I could already see my reflection in her long eyelashes and those big bright eyes, I could already feel the next step, "Slowly raised her arm and stroked my cheek and said softly and playfully;
"Raise your arms as slowly as I imagined," why did I say slowly, but the speed at which her arms were raised became an afterimage?" "Why do I say gentle and playful, but when I see it, I am noble and indifferent?Why do I say stroking~ My cheeks turned out to be ~~~~~ swish!
I couldn't believe the tall half of my face with half of the drum! What's going on? Isn't it stroking? How do I feel like I'm being slapped?
I sneered embarrassedly and said, "Wan'er, you're still so enthusiastic! Next time, I can't stand it!"
"Whoosh" A crisp voice sounded, and the answer to me was that I was holding the other half of my face bulging, "Uh!" I said carefully; "Wan'er?" Just after the words, a straight fist like thunder, like rain and like wind brought a burst of afterimage towards my face...!
"Boom!" I crouched on the ground, clutching my battered nose and wailing, "Damn it!
Just as I fell to the ground in pain, Mu Wan'er's indifferent words came: "If next time, I hear you call my name, it will not be a simple slap", and now I ask you to answer, "Why are you here? Why do you know my name? Say it quickly!"
I fell to the ground because of the strong attack on my nose, tears flowed down, and I heard her words in pain, and a wave of anger surged up!: "No matter how you say it, I saved you, right! There is no merit and hard work, you were so devastating at the beginning, I didn't take advantage of your coma to retaliate against you this time, I don't believe that another person will see if you are a great beauty can still stand in front of me and show off your might!"
Thinking of this, I raised my head and said with a provocative face: "Why am I here? Don't you think! If I hadn't saved you, you wouldn't know what it looks like now! Why do I know your name? I didn't tell me personally, I saved you at that time, and you were very grateful to me for secretly feeling for me, so I reluctantly agreed. And didn't you wake up for a long time and find that your armor is gone, and your body has been bathed and cleaned!"
After spitting out all the words, my whole body relaxed, and I was proud, and I saw Mu Wan'er's expression, and I understood a truth again: "If you don't die, you won't die."
Mu Wan'er no longer has the noble indifference and indifference just now, now her face is full of damp~ red, red purple, purple and a little black, gloomy as if it can drip ~ water!", from the trembling whole body, it can be seen that her heart is now "very unpeaceful"! The murderous aura flashed on her face, Mu Wan'er suddenly stepped forward and grabbed my collar violently~ her eyes seemed to want to breathe fire and burn the person in front of her into ashes, and said word by word: "Very good! You are really good!"
I was stunned when I heard her words, "Are you too angry and stupid?" I quickly said shyly: "Actually, I'm not that ......"!
Before I could finish speaking, a big mouth came over.
"Do you think I'm joking? Do you think I've forgotten about you, a dead pervert who doesn't wear clothes!" After giving me a mouthful, before I could react, Mu Wan'er continued: "Of course I know that my armor has been taken off! Of course I know that someone helped me take a bath when I was unconscious! I also know that some small wounds on my body have been dressed! As she said this, she gritted her teeth and said, "This is because I don't want to give myself a reason to kill you...... pervert!"