Chapter 13: Gu Fei's Peach Blossom Tribulation
When Gu Fei was unconscious, the fat man ignored the sword wound on his back and carried Gu Fei to an inn closest to the martial arts arena. The fat man had money and asked for a quiet private room. The fat dog was also righteous, so he didn't leave with Qin Xiaoqian and Mo Ying, and curled up beside Gu Fei and fell asleep.
In the early morning, Gu Fei was awakened by the dazzling sun. Turning his head to look at the fat man who was eating meat next to the bed, he asked, "Fat man, how long have I been sleeping, who won the competition yesterday?"
The fat man said: "You have been in a coma since yesterday's competition, of course you won yesterday's competition, the boss is wise and heroic, next time if he dares to bark, the boss will directly knock out his dog teeth." ”
The fat dog on the side glanced at the fat man leisurely, but the fat man was shocked into a cold sweat, he was really scared by the thunder, and hurriedly offered the wine and said: "Little second brother, I didn't mean you, come, here is the best hundred-year-old peach blossom brew, can you taste it?"
The fat dog ignored the fat man, turned his head and went back to sleep. The fat man wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "Boss, you should have brought the little second brother to the field yesterday, hehe, just the little second brother's divine thunder, and the one surnamed Jiang will be killed at the same time." ”
Gu Fei sighed and said, "That fat dog's thunder is not accurate, it can only happen once out of ten, and only you can be struck by lightning twice." ”
The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched. Then he continued to pat himself on the back and said: "Anyway, boss, you just won, haha, you won the surname Jiang, which means that you are the first young master in Liuli City, we have to hold a celebration banquet." Maybe there are a lot of beautiful women in Liuli City who have a crush on the boss. ”
Gu Fei's emotions came and went quickly. The pathos of being ridiculed by everyone has long since disappeared. He said happily and narcissistically: "It's also oh, I don't know if the glass fairy Zhao Lingyun will come, by the way, didn't you say that Zhao Lingyun is very genius, why is this surnamed Jiang the first in Liuli City again?"
The fat man said while eating: "Zhao Lingyun is just a legend, she has never shown her skills in front of outsiders, and it is unknown how she cultivates." ”
Gu Fei looked at the fat man's eating and said with relish: "I said fatty, you eat so much in one meal, and you are not afraid of breaking your belly?" The fat man said mysteriously: "Boss, this is my secret, I can transform what I eat into cultivation into true qi, hehe, so the more I eat, the more powerful I become." ”
After eating a large mouthful of meat again, he continued: "When you saw me for the first time, I was beaten by the three old immortals in the Great Wilderness City for three days and three nights in a row. Said with a sigh on his face.
Gu Fei's face twitched and he resisted the urge to vomit and said: "Actually, you have said a few words, you should be a handsome and chic, excellent martial arts, and a young generation of young heroes with ideals and pursuits who are pressed by pear blossoms and begonias." ”
The fat man smiled and said, "That's you, boss, how can I have any ideal pursuit, my only hobby is painting!"
Gu Fei said: "The fat man really has you, don't say that you really peeked, I thought of you peeking at Mo Ying, and then I was embarrassed to see her real, you are not shy at all, this is about cheeky cultivation, it is estimated that few people can compare to you." ”
The two talked and laughed for a while. Gu Fei also ate something, and then luckily, and found that the injuries on his body were almost healed, so he said to the fat man: "Fatty, what's so fun in this glass city, I'm almost fine now, why don't you go out and take a walk." ”
The fat man said excitedly: "Okay, let's go to the street first to see what is interesting on the right, it would be wonderful to meet one or two beautiful women to inspire me to create, hehe." ”
When Gu Fei and the fat man came to the street, there were always people pointing at Gu Fei, and they could still be heard whispering: "It's him, it's Jiang Songhan who defeated the number one in Liuli City."
"What is him, I don't think he's good?"
Gu Fei's sense of superiority suddenly came to life, and he even shook his way three times when he walked. The fat man said beside him: "The boss is mighty, and he will definitely be famous from now on." ”
The fat dog looked at the two of them with very disdainful eyes, snorted, and then jumped into the fat man's arms for the first time, which made the fat man flattered and said: "Little second brother, aha, you sit tight! Little second brother rest assured, I have no advantages in this person, just a lot of meat, you sit in my arms, and you walk without bumps." ”
Gu Fei also felt strange, since he saw the fat man for the first time, the fat dog always disdained the fat man, why did he take the initiative to go to him this time?
Less than two seconds after the fat dog jumped into the fat man's arms, Gu Fei was still looking left and right to enjoy the beautiful scenery on the street and the beauties on the street, when suddenly a voice came from the back door: "Wow, Brother Gu Fei, I adore you so much." ”
Listening to the crisp voice with a milky taste, she must be a big beauty, although Gu Fei is a virgin, but smelling the fragrance and knowing the beauty, listening to the sound and arguing about the beauty of the kung fu is still there. So his eyes narrowed slightly, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and he made an expression that he thought was the most handsome, and then he turned around and smiled with his right hand with the bangs on his forehead: "I also like you very much, sister!"
As soon as the words came out, he paused, there are always unreasonable existences in this world. Some of the existence of reverse growth makes people helpless and unpredictable, and it simply makes people want to live and die, and they can't die. The first time Gu Fei turned his head, he knew that he had responded to the Peach Blossom Tribulation.
I saw a big man on the opposite side, with nose hair sticking out from the wide nostrils, and a large black mole next to the left nose, and two hairs growing on the mole. A pair of powerful feet are covered with foot hair, but the big man is wearing a goose-yellow coat and a small white skirt. With two innocent and romantic braids.
The big man put his hands on his face and said shyly: "Yes, Brother Gu Fei, people are so happy!" The fat intestine-like lips spit out the angelic voice.
couldn't help but vomit wildly, the injury just happened to be about to recur, only to hear a few knocks, and then the sky shook, and the big Han sister actually ran over and hugged Gu Fei and said eagerly: "Brother Gu Fei, you are injured, people are so heartbroken, people really like you!"
The fat man was about to come up to help, but the fat dog glared at him and barked. Let the fat man stand on the side and watch the excitement, the fat man has no choice but to pray for the boss from the bottom of his heart.
Gu Fei hurriedly pushed the other party away and said, "I'm sorry, big brother, who are you, I don't know you." ”
The big man said angrily: "I hate it, touch the people, they are Song Juanjuan, the delicious and intimate little sheep in Liuli City." "Don't say that just listening to her voice, it's really not an exaggeration to call the little sheep, but seeing a real person, it makes people feel sorry for the little sheep.
Gu Fei hurriedly said: "Hey, I said Miss Song, you have to be reasonable, where did I touch you, I didn't touch anywhere?"
Song Juanjuan lowered her head and used her powerful and hairy big hand to support her braid and said, "Brother Gu Fei, you are annoying, you touched someone's chest and didn't admit it, it's really annoying!"
Gu Fei was disgusted for a while, and hurriedly found an opportunity to retreat and said, "That, Miss Song, you misunderstood, I, Gu Fei, really didn't dare, and I didn't touch you." That, I still have something to do, I'll go first. ”
Just wanted to turn around and leave, but Song Juanjuan grabbed Gu Fei's clothes at the back door and didn't let go. While pulling it, he said sadly: "Woo woo woo, negative man, if you eat other people's tofu, you won't be responsible." ”
Gu Fei saw this posture, and there were more and more people watching, so he was ruthless, and ran away with a hard pull, but he didn't know if the Song girl's hands were too strong, or the quality of Gu Fei's clothes was too poor, so he tore and pulled like this, and the clothes were rotten, and they were not rotten, but they were rotten, and they were rotten, and they were rotten.
Gu Fei wanted to leave again, and his pants fell off without running a few steps, and one didn't stop the car, and the person also fell to the ground. drew a burst of laughter from the audience. Miss Song was ashamed and anxious, and pounced on Gu Fei's pants and said, "Brother Gu Fei, you are so bad, playing hooligan." ”
Gu Fei was in a hurry, he couldn't care about his pants, so he directly kicked his pants and shoes, and ran when he got up. After a few turns on the street, she got rid of Song Juanjuan and went straight back to the inn.