Chapter 1 Meeting the Masters
In this world, there are really people who claim to be masters when they are all over the street, and he will really mysteriously say that there is a peerless secret book.
Gu Fei, who is not a tyrant in Liyang, has met such a master, although he often peeks at his little daughter-in-law taking a bath, grabs one or two old farmers' fruits from the stalls to eat, and has done many harmful things, but he has never done anything really hurtful. I didn't recruit anyone or mess with anyone that day, and I wandered around the streets all day long.
"Stop!" shouted and startled Gu Fei, who was walking around the streets.
"Oh, there are still people in this Liyang County who dare to call my master in exchange!" Gu Fei shouted, and the roadside stall saw Gu Fei coming and hurriedly cleaned up the stall, and the chickens and dogs jumped. For fear of provoking Gu Fei's squirrel, Gu Fei laughed when he saw them panicking, looking for which one who had eaten the leopard's guts dared to provoke him, everyone was busy running away, only an old beggar wearing a whole body was not only not leaving, but also kept waving to him.
Gu Fei walked over and became interested, and said, "Why, the old immortal dares to disturb your Grandpa Gu's Yaxing, is he impatient with the activity." ”
The old beggar said mysteriously: "I look at the bones of the son and am surprised that he is a martial arts wizard, I don't hide it, I am a hidden master and have a secret book, I don't know if the son is interested." ”
There are many things to do in the so-called idleness, and Gu Fei is too idle to fall for this old beggar, so that he was indignant about it much later.
Gu Fei said jokingly: "Yo, you are a master of the hidden world, then I am the reincarnation of the immortals." I'll beat you up as a recluse. After saying that, he stretched out his hand and patted the old beggar on the head.
The old beggar was not angry, Gu Fei even beat the old beggar a few times, and he felt bored, he had always bullied men and women in Liyang, and he was lawless now that he felt that it was not interesting to bully an old beggar. So he said: "Say, old fellow, why are you so hidden, just because you have two front teeth that can't be covered by your upper lip?"
The old beggar hurriedly closed his mouth, his front teeth barely covered.
Next, the old beggar said a word, which completely calmed Gu Fei and made Gu Fei fall to the ground for the five bodies that the old beggar admired.
I only heard the old beggar say, "You are a virgin!"
Gu Fei was stunned for a moment, and then laughed stiffly: "Nonsense, master, I started to breathe a woman from a good family at the age of eight, and I am a master of flowers at the age of ten, and now I have been nostalgic for flowers for more than four years, how can I be a virgin." ”
The old beggar smiled and said, "I believe that you began to breathe women from good families at the age of eight, and you are a master of flowers at the age of ten, but you are still a virgin." ”
Gu Fei sighed and said, "Even if you guess correctly, then how can you be a master." ”
The old beggar sighed and said, "Hey, it's not a secret, my family lives by the West Lake, and my family has a house and a field. ”
Gu Feitou Avenue: "Stop, stop, my current life is boundless life, I'll ask you why you came from a hidden world." Don't tell me you can see the past and the future with your cross-eyed eyes. ”
The old beggar said solemnly: "I am not cross-eyed, the reason why my eyes are straight is because I want to see the world from a different angle." ”
Gu Fei lost his patience, and said with a thick sputum: "You old madman, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, there are still many important matters in this world waiting for me to solve." ”
The old beggar continued to remain mysterious: "Young man, you will definitely come back to me, but the fate of you and me is this afternoon, after this afternoon, young man, you can't find me even if you look for me." Masters are something you can meet but not seek!"
Gu Fei ignored him, gestured a finger behind his back, of course, the one in the middle, and then took out a fan and swaggered through the market in one step. But not long after, Gu Fei let out a miserable cry, "Old fellow, where are you? "I was shouting and looking for the old beggar all over the street, but the traffic was busy, where was the shadow of the old beggar.
The sunset shone on Gu Fei's lonely and lonely figure, and his sad cry was faintly heard under the sunset: ", it's still a hidden master, my silver." Holy, I'm going to save up money to go to Yihong Courtyard. ”
It is also strange to say that every time Gu Fei plans to save money to break the innocence he has maintained for more than ten years, he will always encounter inexplicable things that make the silver disappear. This time is the most excessive, he was directly fooled by an old beggar, and he also gave the pocket money that he had saved for a few months, and in Liyang, Gu Fei's one-acre and three-point land, it really made Gu Fei feel too faceless.
Gu Fei is the third eldest of the Gu family, the first family in Liyang, and the old man Gu Xiong is unfathomable and unfathomable, and he is a master in the world of cultivating immortals today. The Liyang Gu family is also the first family in the rivers and lakes, and the strange thing is that the general Jianghu sect is isolated from the world, but the Gu family pays attention to joining the WTO. The eldest brother Gu Huihang and the second brother Gu Huiliang are the new talents in the rivers and lakes, known as the twin stars of the Gu family. And this Gu family's third child, Gu Fei, was born without muscles and veins, and could not practice martial arts, when he was originally in his mother's womb, Old Man Gu expected him to be a blockbuster and soar into the sky, so he named him Gu Fei. If it weren't for the old man's skills, if he had forced Gu Fei, who had no muscles, to shape his muscles, Gu Fei would have died a long time ago.
Old man Gu
Gu Fei survived like this, and he lived very well, he lived very well, walking dogs and fighting birds all day long. The Gu family's family law is very strict, and each disciple has a specific amount of monthly expenses, and since Gu Fei can't cultivate, he naturally has no expenditure in this regard. In addition, when spending money, he is reckless, often sends money at the beginning of the month, and relies on his two brothers to help in the middle of the month, you say that now you have finally saved up for a few months to say goodbye to the innocent body of the money, and was taken away by an unscrupulous old beggar, can you not be sad and angry?
Gu Fei walked around the streets of Liyang every day, and thought hatefully: "Old guy, don't let me find you, if you find it, let you know the means of my immortal reincarnation, and I will make you a tall man become a dwarf." ”
While looking for the old beggar, I saw that Liyang swaggered and cheated with light punches and kicks, and kicked and punched out of Liyang, so Liyang County did not extort and deceive people for a long time, and Gu Fei became the first person in Liyang to fight counterfeiting!
As soon as Gu Fei saw the word immortal, he immediately remembered that the old beggar jumped three feet high like a monkey with his tail stepped on, and shouted: "Okay, you liar, dare to call yourself an immortal in front of the master, eat me a punch." After speaking, he smashed it with the big fist he was proud of, and when the fist was still in the air, Gu Fei was secretly worried: Such a big fist, don't really kill it. Just when his fist was about to touch the old master, Gu Fei sighed, retracted his fist, and shouted: "Old liar, look at the fist!"
Xiangshi was obviously stunned, he didn't expect that this unfamiliar place would suddenly meet an unreasonable young man, and he would punch him without saying a word. However, he was obviously not frightened by Gu Fei's big fist, and asked rhetorically: "Childe wants to beat the old man, you can say it if you want to beat the old man, how do you know that you want to fight it, if you say it, I may not beat you, if you beat me, I may not be in pain, and if I am in pain, I may not scream, Childe, do you want to beat the old man? Or don't you want to beat the old man?"
Gu Fei was stunned by the old man's question, and shouted: "Old fellow, do you believe it or not, the young master punches you and you can't take care of yourself?"
The old phase master suddenly smiled mysteriously like the old beggar: "Don't be afraid, because I have a big slap with a fan!"
Gu Fei's heart jumped, it was not good, he quickly touched the money bag on his waist, it was okay, the money bag was still there. When he turned around and saw the smiling expression of the old master, he couldn't help but be angry, and he shook his fist and said, "Look at the size of your fan, or the size of my bowl." ”
Suddenly, Gu Fei was shocked, didn't believe it, and finally feared that all kinds of emotions surged up, turned around and ran, shouting, "Mom, monster!" Because Gu Fei really saw that the hand of the physiognomist suddenly opened as big as a pu fan, and fanned towards him.
The old phase master was obviously startled, and ran along, shouting at the same time: "Where there are monsters, where are monsters, don't leave me, Mom, I'm scared to death." At the same time, he waved his fan-sized slap as he ran, and even the flag that the immortal pointed the way was lost.
Gu Fei ran hard, and after running out of a street, he thought: No, this is obviously the simplest juggling on the rivers and lakes, I saw a juggling team perform last time and chopped off his head, oops, I am really stupid, I haven't seen through such a simple trick, and I am afraid of hitting my head in annoyance, why have I been deceived by those charlatans recently, and it is not good for the passing year, and the passing year is unfavorable.
Gu Fei walked back home dejectedly, but saw that the Gu family was full of lights, as if he was going to do some happy event, Gu Feidun felt strange and asked the doorman: "Little third son, what day is it today, I don't know what happy event there is?"
The third son said happily: "Back to the young master, there is good news today that two immortal elders are coming to our Gu family." If you are fortunate enough to be taken by the immortal chief and accepted as an apprentice, it will be a great blessing. ”
Gu Fei was overjoyed when he heard this, he couldn't practice martial arts since he was a child, he was born in a martial arts family and couldn't practice martial arts, although Gu Fei always pretended to be indifferent, but he was very inferior in his heart, and he always felt inferior. Maybe the exaggerated behavior that is often out of tune is just to hide the real inferiority complex in the heart. For this visit of the Immortal Chief, if it is possible to be favored by the Immortal Chief, then the cultivation of immortals is more than one level higher than the practice of martial arts, I heard that the advanced cultivators move mountains and seas in just a thought, Gu Fei's heart is as hot as a doorman.
It turns out that many times the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment, when the whole Gu family respectfully greeted the immortal chief at the door under the leadership of the old man Gu, and saw that the first thing that caught his eye was a flag, and when the immortal man pointed the way, Gu Fei collapsed, didn't he just meet that charlatan. What's even more excessive is that the back door is followed by an old man with a sword on his back and a big gourd pinned to his waist, that is the old beggar, although he is also dressed as a human, and he also looks like a fairy!