Chapter 15: Unbelievable
"What a beautiful dream," Yi Yu said from the floor. Fortunately, you don't have to change your pants or anything, otherwise you will be embarrassed.
"Click. Suddenly, Yi Yu heard what seemed to be a voice in his kitchen. There was a beautiful voice, and when Yi Yu suspected that there was a problem with his hearing, there was a "bang" sound, which proved that Yi Yu did not have any problems with his hearing.
After Yi Yu discharged, demolished the foursome, thieves, rats, earthquakes, and gas explosions, Yi Yu decided to go and see what was going on.
Yi Yu had just walked to the kitchen door, and was about to stick out his head to take a sneak peek, when a head stuck out of the door.
"Ahh
"Ahh
Two screams, the man always calms down first, Yi Yu looked at the head in front of him and asked, "Who are you, why are you in my house." And how do you ?????? Ah" Yi Yu wanted to ask: How did you get in? But Yi Yu was stuck, because the person in the kitchen had already come out, and the reason why Yi Yu screamed again was that the person was not wearing clothes.
However, Yi Yu did not pretend to turn around, because Yi Yu is not a fool, a pen, or a hypocrite.
"I don't know who I am, I'm just a humble soul, I'm not in your house, so where am I?" the woman replied to Yi Yu's question, and asked a question in a straightforward tone.
For this kind of straightforward tone, Yi Yu really couldn't think of an answer for a while, if I am not at home, then where am I.
Suddenly, Yi Yu seemed to remember something, "You just said that you are a humble soul?" Yi Yu did not forget what the voice said. 'Good performance should always be rewarded, and bad behavior should always be punished. Knowledge is vertical and horizontal, and action is lofty. Behind the struggle, there are the backs of the devil and the angel, the fun game continues, and we look forward to your performance. After that, we decided to reward you with a humble soul. Go ahead and continue your journey. ’
"Are you my reward?" Yi Yu asked tentatively.
"yes"
"And what's your name?" Yi Yu continued, but his eyes stayed on a prominent spot.
"I don't have a name yet, and the name is your right?"
"What? Then let's get through this first, and you tell me why you don't get dressed," Yi Yu asked his second question.
"Because I don't have clothes, and I don't own your things, I will be punished for using them without permission. The man said with a sunny smile at Yi Yu.
"Then you go find a dress to wear first, and I'll take care of the situation here. I'm a bit of a mess right now. Yi Yu pointed to his room and said.
"Yes. ”
Yi Yu sat on the sofa, his mind was full of this: What is the situation? What is the situation? What is the situation?
At first, it was a mess of some space debris, and then it came out inexplicably, and I guessed a little bit about the reason for it. But there is still a reward, not to mention the feasibility of this thing, and this reward has actually arrived at my home. Even after all this, I still don't have schizophrenia, so it seems that I am really a unique man. Yi Yu couldn't help but be intoxicated, and then couldn't extricate himself.
The sound of the door opening always attracts Yi Yu's attention. Yi Yu turned his head and looked, this sister really knows how to dress.
"Eh, I said you might as well not wear it like this" Yi Yu said, "Tell you to wear clothes, you really only wear clothes." ”
The person in front of him came out with a shirt in Yi Yu's room, but fortunately, the shirt was long enough to cover something. There is a saying that it is called holding the pipa and half-covering the face, and the shirt in front of him obviously has this effect, compared with before, it has been covered a lot, but it is more attractive, Yi Yu thought in his heart.
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"What kind of reward do you say you are?" Yi Yu paused, "Humble soul, right?" Is there any way you can prove it, otherwise I'd have a hard time accepting it. You know, how can a soul have a substance? After speaking, Yi Yu also glanced deeply at the opposite side.
Yi Yu and the woman in his shirt sat on either side of the table, Yi Yu's face was serious, like a duel between those constipated medieval knights.
"Yes," the woman replied cheerfully, "the soul should not have a physical body, but this world seems to be a little special, and if I ask for it, I can actually do the same." After saying that, Yi Yu's eyes were like receiving the influence of water vapor, and the things he saw in front of him were extremely unstable, just like the unstable TV flashing screen signal, and when the image in front of him stabilized, the woman had become a translucent existence, and Yi Yu could even see the drink bottle on the ground through her.
"Well, secondly, so-called, my reward for the humble soul, this sentence, the emphasis is not on the word 'soul', nor on the word 'reward' but on the point of 'my'. Yi Yu looked at the translucent soul dao.
"Then do you believe it," a voice remembered in Yi Yu's mind, "In this state of mental communication, we can all feel some thoughts of each other. ”
"If that's the case, then it's fine. "The person on the other side doesn't know when they reverted to their physical state.
"Well, you convinced me. Yi Yu said weakly, "Then let's solve some minor problems now." ”
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This conversation can be said to have subverted Yi Yu's three views, a different world, a space line, a high-latitude space, punishment or something, but the receptivity of otaku is always different from ordinary people, after a few hours of in-depth conversation, some basic problems have been solved, such as life, behavior, and details such as permissions. I have to say that this has an indelible reason for the absolute obedience of the other party. However, there is still a very serious problem that has not been solved: what should she be called? As mentioned earlier, she has no name, and as a reward, she has no right to name herself, and choosing a name is simply a big death hole for Yi Yu. If you want to say that you can take a third or fourth at random, there is a living person sitting opposite, and it is not easy for you to speak.
"Forget it, we'll get to that later. Yi Yu looked at the other side with a headache.
"Thank you for the compliment. She began, "What an interesting idea you had in your head just now." After speaking, he straightened his chest at Yi Yu. "What's your name here, YY, that's interesting. ”
Yi Yu didn't feel a sense of embarrassment at all, and said calmly: "What kind of telepathy is this, can you break it, I don't have a ** like you." Saying that, Yi Yu stood up and walked towards the kitchen: "As the so-called, the world of otaku, women will never understand." Yi Yu suddenly turned around and said with a serious face: "You believe me, it is not good for you to spy on the inner world of an otaku." ”
"Understood. ”