Chapter 5 The Legendary Thor?
"Child, wake up, wake up quickly" A leisurely voice echoed in his mind, Chen Xueliang slowly opened his eyes, in front of him was a gray space, like the color of the gray mist, the radius was only two or three feet, everything seemed blurry.
Chen Xueliang looked at all this in a daze, and for a moment he thought he was dead, "Child, you are awake"
Without allowing him to think about it, an abrupt voice sounded in the space.
"Who?"
Chen Xueliang quickly turned around, but still didn't find anything.
"Who's it?, come out, only rats sneak around, I'll tell you I'm very good, I have child urine, monsters are the most afraid, if you dare to scare me again, I'll pee on your face"
"Hehe, it's so fresh, you don't even know where I am, why do you pee on my face?"
As if he had just thought of this stubble, Chen Xueliang's little face suddenly became snow-white, but suddenly he looked proud and full of confidence.
This time it was the old monster's turn to be surprised.
"Thank you for reminding me, my mother said to be polite, although you are very bad and always scare me, but I still want to thank you, you let me find a way to deal with you. ”
"What are you doing with me? Nonsense, Ancestor, I have always been virtuous and convincing, never bullying the weak, caring for flowers and plants, and being kind to others, you little hairy man actually wants to deal with me."
Apparently the old youkai found it all interesting.
Chen Xueliang didn't wait for the old monster to finish speaking, took off his pants by himself, began to pee on his hands, and kept wiping on himself, wiping while being proud, looking very happy.
The gray space became quiet for a moment, and only Chen Xueliang was left sweating profusely
Himself, finally Chen Xueliang was busy, looked at himself, and sighed slightly, "Hey, it would be nice if there were more, and I could wipe my face again."
Listening to Chen Xueliang's sigh, the gray fog in the gray space began to roll in an instant, and it looked like it fluctuated greatly.
The moment of the gray mist rolled violently, which frightened Chen Xueliang a lot, and he planned to take off his pants and hold back some urine again, and at the same time hated that he drank less water today.
After a long time, the gray fog gradually calmed down, and the space returned to its former tranquility.
"That, what are you doing on yourself?"
It seemed that it was difficult to find a suitable word, so the old monster had to use "that"
In lieu of.
"Old monster, come and eat me now, I can't find you, but I can sprinkle boy urine on myself, so I'll see how you can eat it." ”
Perhaps because he felt that his idea was too smart, Chen Xueliang almost shouted in the end.
There was a long silence again, and finally the gray space let out a sigh "I don't eat children"
"Who are you fooling, you can fool children with this, if I hadn't figured out this way, there would be no bones left now"
Chen Xueliang knew that the old monster would not harm him for the time being, so he gradually became emboldened, and looked at the gray space with contempt.
"Aren't you just a child?"
The old monster suddenly felt a little messy, this child was not as honest as it looked.
"Just because I'm a child, you shouldn't be deceived, but as a result, old monster, you scared me again, lied to me, and forced me to pee on yourself, you are so hateful, you don't love children at all"
Speaking of loving children, Chen Xueliang suddenly felt very aggrieved.
"Old monster, I'm small and thin, I don't like to eat, you better let me go, and then you see, now I'm dirty, I'm disgusting, you definitely don't want to eat me, it's too unappetizing"
"Let you out, why? It's not as safe outside as it is here."
"You don't eat me, and you don't let me go, what the hell are you doing with me?"
"Old man, I've been lonely for too long, I want to find a companion, you doll, cunning and cunning, it will definitely be a big disaster after letting you out, it's better to leave you with me, save naughty"
"Old monster, you come out, I'll fight with you"
"Hey, people are old, they don't use it, and children don't like it anymore"
With three "up"
With a long sigh, a gray-robed old man gradually appeared, less than three feet tall, sitting cross-legged in the void.
Chen Xueliang's big black eyes couldn't help turning, looking at the old man, and comparing himself, he instantly calmed down a lot.
This monster doesn't have big horns, and it's not as terrible as he imagined, and the specific combat power is not easy to assess, but it can't be high, and after seeing the ferocity and horror of the Eagle Stone, Chen Xueliang feels more and more that the old monster is estimated to be not very good, most of them are gatekeepers, otherwise they wouldn't nest here, and they would have been killed early.
As soon as he thought about it, the more Chen Xueliang thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense, and the evaluation of the old monster in his mind dropped several notches in a short period of time, "Hey, how good it would be if Xiaodong was also there, let him see me Chen Xueliang catching demons today, and it would be good to squeeze him"
Thinking of Xiaodong, Chen Xueliang suddenly became nervous again, "Old monster, where is Xiaodong?
Seeing Chen Xueliang for a while, his emotions have risen and fallen so many times, and the old monster can't help but sigh in his heart: What does this kid think about all day?
However, the gray-robed old man still answered his question: "The child who was with you was taken away"
"Nonsense, you arrested me, can you let Xiaodong go?
Listening to the words of the old monster, Chen Xueliang looked disdainful.
The old monster was speechless for a long time, and after such a short while, he was actually despised twice by a bear child, "I won't eat him, but after he is an old man, it's rare that they still remember me after all these years"
"Remember you?"
Listening to the strange words, Chen Xueliang couldn't help but ask rhetorically, "Yes, remember me, because the old man is the thunder god in your mouth."