Chapter 627: Physical Examination
"Can we talk now?" mocked the Funny Monster. In the face of absolute strength, finally no one dares to talk nonsense anymore.
The city lord's tone was a little more respectful: "What do you want to talk about?"
"First of all, we don't want money...... "One of the funny monsters began, the one with the exclamation mark.
"Why don't we want money?" interrupted another funny monster.
As a result, the two funny monsters looked at each other, both wearing funny masks, and there were no expressions, and the atmosphere was very weird.
"That's fine for a little money," the funny monster from earlier took a step back, "Anyway, asking for money isn't our main purpose, our main purpose is to get out the necromancer!"
Everyone was silent for a moment, and the city lord looked around, and saw that he had the highest official position, so he had to speak: "Then how much do you want?"
"Not much, just give me all your private possessions. The funny monster who asked for money replied casually.
The city lord's face stiffened, and he didn't know how to answer for a while. The captain hurriedly said on the side: "Don't go too far! I don't know who you are! But throughout the ages, relying on your own strength and domineering people, in the end, there is no good result!"
Both funny monsters smiled coldly, and deliberately made their smiles huge, and both funny masks shook clockwise.
Cuncao suddenly interjected: "The two of you are the dark part of the funny country, right?"
A funny monster waved his hand: "I can tell you responsibly, there is no dark part in the funny country!"
"Alright, no more time to waste!" the other funny monster seemed to finally get impatient, "We're here to find the necromancer this time, who of you are the necromancer here? ”
Everyone looked at each other: "We don't have necromancers here. ”
"Necromancy has been detected on our side, otherwise we wouldn't have come," the funny monster said crisply, "The necromancer must be here, so don't hide it." ”
"We are looking for necromancers mainly for research, which is very humane. Don't worry about dying, admit it early, it's more convenient for us to do things here, as long as the character is okay, then it's okay to give a researcher a position. But if you really have to fight before you show your head, then you can only be locked in a cage and be a guinea pig after being caught. Another funny monster added.
There was silence and they looked at each other. When they said this, they couldn't help but believe that there was really a necromancer, and they were a little suspicious at this time.
"Kevin!" the city lord suddenly yelled, "I think you're acting the strangest, you're the necromancer, right?"
"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!" Kevin waved his hand frantically.
"Hmph, I think it's you!" this man has been weird from the beginning, and he's been funny," the city lord pointed at Kevin, turning his head to look at the funny monster, "Funny monster, I think it's him, take him." ”
"What do you call us?" said the funny monster in a bad tone.
"Funny...... Your Excellency!" corrected the lord of the castle.
The Imperial people on the side also took a step forward: "I also think it's him, and he still beats me." ”
For a while, everyone's eyes changed when they looked at Kevin, and many people retreated slightly, trying to stay away from Kevin. Kevin was helpless, and turned his head to look at Cuncao: "Mr. Cuncao, why don't you help me say a word?"
"This ......" Cuncao was silent for a long time, "Judging from the evidence we have so far, it really can't prove that you are not a necromancer!"
"Hey!" Kevin was speechless for a moment, "how did it get me?"
"Your name is Kevin, isn't it?" Funny Monster also pretended not to know, "Since they all say you're a necromancer, come and check it out!"
As he spoke, the two funny monsters pulled out all sorts of strange things, chains and nails, and a bunch of unnamed tools.
"What is this?" Kevin was also a little panicked, wondering if these masters would take the opportunity to make a wave of themselves.
"These are detection tools," one of the funny monsters explained, "do you know about the space door surgery?"
Most people shook their heads and didn't know, and the funny and weird simply popularized another wave of knowledge: "To put it simply, it is to use the space door to split people in half." Man is still alive, his flesh and bones are connected, and blood flows from one end of the door to the other. But we can break the two pieces apart, look at them from the profile, and perform the surgery. ”
"This ......," Kevin couldn't help but speak, "Is there a surgical condition here?"
"I'm the condition for surgery!" said a funny monster.
Kevin thought to himself, isn't this revealing his identity as a spatial archmage, but on second thought, maybe they really don't care about that.
"You don't have to rush, Kevin will do it first, and then it will be your turn. The other funny monster also smiled, "No one can escape, and if the necromancer comes forward now, there is still a chance." Don't wait for us to find out about you. ”
Everyone was terrified, and someone asked, "Is the surgery risky?"
"Yes," replied the funny monster, "my hand shook, and the door of space shattered, and the man was really halved." ”
"Ah!" the crowd was horrified. However, Kevin was still able to keep his composure, slowly walked in front of the two funny monsters, spread his hands, and gave up resistance.
The two funny monsters grabbed Kevin's left and right arms, and with such a pull, Kevin was pulled in half. Very suddenly, without any special effects halo and without any preparation, it just pulled away......
At this time, Kevin had a new experience, because the distance between his eyes was greatly widened, and the scene he saw was also strange and wonderful, as if he had suddenly gained hundreds of pounds. You can still move your hands, but you can't do it anyway. The body and feet were fixed by spells, but the outer eight of the feet were so open, which was also unprecedented.
The two funny monsters studied with interest, went around to the middle, and looked at the bright red internal organs in the section, the blood was still surging, and the heart was beating quite fast. The two couldn't help laughing: "What are you nervous about?"
Kevin didn't answer.
"He's healthy, look at what he's eaten?" a funny laugh, "Ah, it's a barbecue, and it's not digested yet." ”
"Everyone else is nervous, just you eat barbecue!" said another funny monster, looking dissatisfied.
"By the way, if we put the feces in his intestines in his stomach, does that count as poop?" laughed the two funny monsters.
Kevin didn't dare to respond, and everyone trembled, as if looking at two crazy people.
"Alright, the inspection is over. The funny monsters just talked, and raised their hands to close Kevin again. Kevin only felt that the scenery in front of him changed for a while, and there was a sense of unreality when he saw that his hands could be put together again.
"Kevin is not a necromancer," the funny monster concluded, "next!"
The crowd looked at each other, but no one dared to go up. Kevin already had no fear: "City Lord, set an example." "Love Chinese Net
"You!" the city lord gritted his teeth, but there was no reason to refuse, so he could only turn his head to look at the captain, hoping that he would give him a step. But the captain didn't say a word at this time and chose to play dead.
"Less nonsense, come on!" The funny monster dodged directly in front of the city lord and easily snatched it away.
So the city lord was easily pulled in half, but the city lord's nervousness was even worse than Kevin's, and he was already trembling all over his body at this time, and he was sweating profusely. And the two funny monsters have also changed the style of laughter just now, this time very seriously...... It's still a funny mask, but at least it feels like this.
"Your fatty liver is so serious, exercise more, city lord. The funny monster finally shook his head.
"Your kidneys aren't very good, and your heart is a little problematic. The two funny monsters shook their heads.
Kevin had recovered at this time, couldn't help but be curious, and walked over to watch together. The two funny monsters are good teachers, and when they see Kevin coming, they give him pointers: "Look, here's this problem...... Look, there's that problem there......"
Kevin nodded his head repeatedly, learning a lot of strange knowledge. And others only dare to look from afar.
"Are you all alright...... "The city lord's voice trembled a little.
"Alright. As soon as the words fell, the city lord also merged into one. As soon as he closed it, the lord of the castle was almost unsteady on his feet, and he wanted to crouch down and gasp for breath.
"Next!"
Kevin proposed: "Since the city lord has checked, the old nobleman, as the leader of the gang, should also set an example?"
For a while, everyone's eyes looked at the old nobleman again, and the old nobleman looked panicked: "I, I'm over 90 years old, I can't have surgery!"
"This space door surgery, neither surgery nor medicine, no pain and no sequelae, the two of them are just scaring themselves. "Funny can't help but explain.
"Didn't you just say that you wanted money, and I could give you as much money as you wanted!" the old nobleman diverted the subject.
Everyone was stunned, this attitude is not ......
"Are you a necromancer?" asked Kevin.
The old aristocracy fell silent, did not admit it, did not deny it!
"That's you. The funny monster stopped talking nonsense, easily broke through the protection of the two bodyguards, and caught the old nobleman in front of him. Only this time, instead of pulling people apart, they tied them up, and used chains and nails.
"I'm not an ordinary person, you have to figure it out! I have a lot of property underneath, and if I die, everything will be over!" the old nobleman made a final threat.
"Actually, as far as I know, you weren't a necromancer three years ago. One of the funny monsters spoke.
"Yes!" the old nobleman simply admitted at this time, "I was indeed not a necromancer before, but after that incident three years ago, I got a necromancer's notebook. ”
"So you practiced?" asked the funny monster.
"Of course," replied the old nobleman calmly, "why don't you practice? Our country of Smitt is so short of resources that even the king has to send people out to look for urinals along the river." I got a notebook, why don't you practice it? We all know that necromancy is incredibly powerful, and one can fight seventeen. And not only am I practicing, but my cronies and masters are practicing! As long as time goes by, it will definitely be another empire of the undead, hahaha......"
Everyone's faces changed drastically, and they hurriedly turned their heads to look at the two bodyguards and the gang members. The two bodyguards looked visibly embarrassed, while the other low-level gangsters looked dazed.
"Where's the necromancer notes?" asked the funny monster.
"If I did, could you let me go?" the old nobleman began to bargain.
"Yes!" replied the funnyman, "we just need to get it back." Where can you run to such a big industry?"
Old nobleman: "......"
"Oh yes, I'll tell you at the end," the funny monster began, "Space door surgery doesn't check if it's a necromancer. Necromancy is also a skill, and like riding, spinning a pen, or somersault, you can't be sure if you can do it by dissecting it. It may be possible to detect the accumulation of some dark elements in the body, but this can be explained by other reasons. Of course, if you have modified your body, that's a different story. ”
Old nobleman: "......"
"It's impossible for a real old spicy necromancer not to know this, and if you can be found out by us, it means that your knowledge level is still far behind. Your necromancy notes are either very rudimentary, or you've only learned them after three years of study. What kind of undead empire are you talking about at this level?"
Kevin couldn't help but shake his head: "I picked up a book of necromancy notes, and I started learning without saying a word." It is worthy of the dry bones in the mound. ”
The old nobleman blew his beard angrily.
The two funny monsters glanced at each other, touched the old nobleman casually, and then untied him: "We dare not be interested in a beginner-level necromancer, so let's leave it to the Church of Light to deal with." ”
The old nobles were overjoyed, but they did not dare to speak for a while, for fear that they would regret it.
"Okay, the necromancer has been found, but it's not talent, we don't want it. But we still have to go to your house, and maybe there's something to be gained," Funny Monster naturally waved to everyone, "Wait a little longer, let's go and raid his house first!"
After speaking, the person had already left in white light, leaving a group of people in a daze.
The old nobleman straightened his clothes and sat still in the same place, with two bodyguards on his right and left, and the other two unconscious bodyguards were also helped aside. The eyes of the crowd were no longer the same, but no one said anything.
"99.99999% of it. The captain broke the silence, but all he won was everyone's eyes.
Kevin hurriedly contacted in the contract: "Can you come back and help me kill the remaining two bodyguards." I can't beat either of them!"
For a moment, the white light flashed again, and this time only one funny monster returned. Then I saw an irritable emoji pop out of the funny monster's head, swishing straight over, and the two bodyguards couldn't react and smashed unconscious on the spot.
Everyone was shocked, but they saw that the funny monster had been teleported away with white light. I can't help but make everyone look dazed, is this a special trip back to beat two bodyguards? But the funny performance of the two funny monsters just now seems to be understandable.
"Ahem!" Kevin coughed dryly, "Now, since the necromancer has appeared, what should we do as the public enemy of the world?"
The crowd was stunned, but no one answered.
"What do you want?" asked the old nobleman.
"Wait," the lord stopped, "let's wait until we get out." ”
"Get out, he has a lot of power and money, and it's not easy to prove that he's a necromancer!" Kevin replied, "Now that his four strongest bodyguards are lying down, this is the best chance." What is the attitude of the Empire, allowing necromancy to spread?"
"I ...... I'm going to ask my superiors. "The Imperials are also hesitant.
"Then you don't have to make a move, watch me and him go head-to-head. Kevin was on his feet.