Chapter 191: Shu Dao (4)
"Thank you!
Wu Ying'er smiled and asked, "Where did you go just now? When I woke up, why didn't I see you? I thought you were afraid that I would be prosecuted after I died, so you ran away without saying a word! I won't go to you if I don't have enough to eat." I'm not dead. Don't worry about getting caught. ”
The leopard couldn't help but pay homage to him.
This is called Hua, a strange person in the world who does not know how to be angry and resentful.
Uncle Shang almost poisoned him to death with poison, but Uncle Shang did not hold a grudge against him, and planned to go and tell people that he was not dead, and if he didn't tell them, they would be angry.
Shang Liang sat down and patted him: "Brother, I admire you!"
Wu Ying'er was stunned: "What do you admire about me?"
"You almost scared the hell out of us!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't know my body was so useless. I can't stand a little poison. I'm going to die. ”
"What are you going to do to us, brother?"
"I-what did I do to you?"
"You're not dead at all!"
"I'm not dead? Really, why did I see two ghosts locking me up with a big chain?
Shang Liang smiled and said, "I have a knack for tricking people. Likes to play tricks on people. No one has ever teased me. But now you're taking us for fools, and all five of us are staggering and falling on the top of the mountain. ”
Leopard asked, "Uncle, did he really not die just now?"
"Do you think he looks like a dead man?"
"Why doesn't he breathe?"
"Little brother, you can't help but admire his stunts, there are very few martial arts now. ”
"Stunt, what stunt?"
Cuicui said, "I see! This is called the Turtle Breath Method. ”
"Turtle breath method?"
"yes! The turtle can hold its breath and make it look as if it's really dead. In fact, he hibernates like a turtle. ”
"What kind of martial art is this?"
"Fake Death Kung Fu!"
Shang Liang smiled: "Cui girl, this is called Hua has another skill. ”
"What skills?"
"Ventriloquist skills".
The leopard was at a loss: "Ventriloquism?"
The mouth did not move, and the voice came out of the stomach. It was he who made me go all over the mountain, when we heard a sound, but didn't see a single person. ”
Cuicui jumped up: "Okay! What did we do to offend you, why did you play this strange trick with us all night?"
The Snow Lady said, "Girl, no one blames us for what your father said about his poisoning!"
Cuicui said, "Mom!
Wu Ying'er stood up, bowed to everyone, and said, "I'm sorry! When I woke up, I was surprised. I'm taking my leave now!"
Shang Liang asked, "Why did my brother leave?"
Leopard also asked, "Brother Wu, can't you sit with us for a while?"
Wu Ying'er blinked: "I do want to sit for a while, but I'm really a little afraid of your uncle, I don't know what else he will do to tease me." And your sister, from time to time, wields a sword, and sometimes her sword falls on my filthy neck. I'd better leave early. ”
With that, he left.
Leopard was a little regretful: "Such a strange person, it's a pity that we can't be friends with him, I don't know when I'll see him in the future." ”
Cuicui said, "Do you have anything to do with him? Aren't you afraid that he will play tricks on you?"
"I really know each other, why is he playing tricks on me?"
Shang Liang said, "Okay? There are no ghosts on this mountain. Let's sit down for a barbecue and then continue our journey tomorrow. ”
Yes, they have long eaten and rested without this beggar, but they have not eaten until now.
Really a little hungry.
They sat around the campfire and ate barbecue.
If it weren't for the fact that the barbecue was moved aside, the barbecue would have turned into black charcoal.
When they were full and wanted to sleep separately, Qingqing said, "Why do I have a stomachache?"
Shang Liang was taken aback and secretly rejoiced.
He shouted, "It's not good! We let him fool him again." It looks like we're all poisoned. ”
When the leopard and the snow woman heard this, they were taken aback, and their luck went again, where did the internal force go up, and said, "We were really poisoned!"
Shang Liang said: "No wonder you are in such a hurry to leave. ”
Cuicui said angrily: "I'm looking for this to be called a settlement!"
But where does she have the strength to move?
Xue Nuxia calmed down first and asked Shang Liang, "What poison did we get into?"
"It's the same poison I ordered. ”
"Hun man, where did you throw the poison?"
"I just threw it, and somehow, I was picked up by this call. ”
"You scoundrel, why don't you throw it into the fire?"
"Okay! This is really harmful to others and to yourself!"
Leopard asked, "Uncle, what should we do now?"
"I had no choice but to sit and wait for half an hour. ”
Xue Nuxia said: "We'd better sit back to back in case something happens." ”
At this time, Wu Ying'er turned around and smiled.
Cuicui said angrily again: "You are called Death, you are stinking, do you dare to come back?"
Wu Ying'er smiled and asked, "Why don't I dare to come back?"
"You'd better not go!"
"Of course I'm not leaving!"
Cuicui thought of a terrible thing: if this Wu Ying'er was an immoral thief, then neither she nor Qingqing could imagine it, so she asked urgently: "What are you running back for?"
"See you!"
"What are we doing?"
"Girl, I want to run away, but I don't think you can do anything about it. Wouldn't you be in danger if there were bad people breaking in on this barren mountain? Even if there were no bad people, you wouldn't be able to let the poisonous snakes crawl around. So I can't rest assured. I'll have to go back to standing guard for the time being. ”
"Aren't you afraid that we'll wake up and kill you?"
"It's not that serious, is it, miss?"
The leopard suddenly jumped up like a wild bird in the forest, rushed into the night sky, and then fell again.
Wu Yingzi said in horror, "Have you eaten barbecue?"
The leopard said, "I ate it! I ate a lot." ”
"Then why weren't you poisoned?"
"I don't know. ”
In the blink of an eye, Cuicui also recovered her internal strength, jumped up, and with a "whoosh", the sword lit up, and said, "Call Hua, you stretch your neck, obediently let me cut it down." ”
Wu Ying'er was dumbfounded: "It turns out that the two of you didn't eat barbecue, and you didn't poison it, and you deliberately made fun of me."
If I had known, I wouldn't have been in a hurry to go back, and I wouldn't have to worry about you anymore.
Cuicui said, "It's not too late for you to know?"
"Are you really going to cut off my dirty head?"
"Do you think I'm joking with you?"
"Will I survive if my head is cut off?"
"Then you go and ask Hades again!"
After Cuicui finished speaking, a sword was pulled out and directly picked Wu Ying'er's acupuncture points.
When Cuicui was poisoned, she was really angry and wanted a sword to kill this little screamer.
When I heard him say that he would come back to look after his five people, I gave up on the idea of killing him, but had to teach him a lesson.
So the sword is very cautious and does not want his life.
Wu Ying'er dodged: "Girl, have you achieved it?"
"Do you think I'm joking?"
Just as he spoke, seven swords were cut out one after another.
Wu Ying'er also bowed her head seven times in a row, sighed and said, "It seems that it is difficult to be a good person. No wonder people say: 'Good intentions are not rewarded, good wood burns rotten stoves!'
"Are you a good person to do this?"
"Your father, you say he's making fun of me?"
"He's not like you. ”
"What's the difference? Isn't this a hoax?"
My father played tricks on a man, trying to find out his strengths or weaknesses, or trying to save him. When you play a trick on someone, you do so with the intent of revenge, even to hurt someone. This is the fundamental difference. ”
"Girl, are you from the government?"
"Why are we from the government?" asked Cuicui as she entered.
Under Cuicui's lightning-like sword, Wu Ying'er dodged and said, "If you are not a member of the official government, why do you have two mouths?"
"Two mouths what?"
"The official has two words, it's okay to say good, it's okay to say bad, let him say it, don't be said by others. ”
"When didn't I tell you?"
"Your father played tricks on people with good intentions, but when I played tricks on people, my heart was not good. Isn't that up to you?"
In their conversation, Cuicui did not make more than thirty moves, and some of the moves were all shadows of swords, but Wu Ying'er dodged his body like a shadow, and none of them could hit him.
Cuicui was even more surprised, what kind of martial arts is this called?
How's his physique?
Cuicui once again shook more than ten shadowless sword techniques in a row, and she was also merciless.
But still nothing.
Wu Ying'er didn't seem to be a person, but a shadow, not only Shang Liang, Xue Nuxia, and Qingqing were surprised when they saw it, but even Leopard was surprised.
Wu Ying'er dodged ten moves and said, "Girl, if you don't accept this sword, I'll cry." ”
She couldn't help but get anxious: this little merit called the ghost crying and the god crying, Cuicui experienced it.
When he cried, it was unbearable.
He and Leopard can go out and solve things, but the poison of Shang Liang, Xue Nuxia and Qingqing has not dissolved, and their whole bodies are weak, will they leave?
Cuicui made a move again and again, and said impatiently to the leopard: "Brother Leopard, what are you still insisting on? We must catch this little scream, we must make him cry." ”
As soon as the leopard heard it, it wanted to take action.
Shang Liang shouted, "Brother, you can't fight. Cui girl, you also take the sword, don't make him cry. ”
"Daddy, isn't he going to run away?"
"He won't run. ”
"Why can't he run?"
"Girl, he's going to run, he's already running!"
Xue Hongmei also said: "Girl! If he runs away, he won't come back!"
Cuicui took the sword.
Wu Ying'er took a breath and praised: "This girl is really good at swordsmanship!"
"Don't praise me, who are you, why do you play tricks on us?"
"Ahh ”
"If you don't run, will my dad play a trick on you?"
Shang Liang said: "Call Brother Hua, don't make fun of him." I want to ask you, are you the heir of Zhuge Zijun back then?"
"How can I be an heir?"
"It's called Hua, what you just did, the way you walked, you can't hide it. You can't hide from me, a small businessman. If I'm not mistaken, your body and footwork are Zhuge Zijun's generation of free body and footwork. ”
Xue Nuxia, Qingqing and Cuicui were even more surprised when they heard this.
Not only Zhuge Zijun, the descendant of the head of the Eight Immortals, has long since become an ancient, but the other Seven Immortals have also been dead for more than a hundred years.
The eight immortals in the martial arts, in addition to the martial arts of the six-step Elder Mo of the Tianshan Wonder Wind, also appeared in the martial arts, and the others that had long disappeared in the lake were even rarer.
Where did he learn this trick?
Back then, the little demon girl Ximen swordsmanship, who was invincible all over the world, had fifty moves in it, but she still couldn't assassinate Xia Zhuge Zijun.
How could Cuicui's shadowless swordsmanship stab this little screamer?
Shang Liang is not wrong, this little screamer really wants to leave, Cuicui is afraid that he will not be able to stop him.
Among the five people, only Leopard didn't know the Eight Immortals of Wulin, so he didn't know the hidden person - Zhuge Zijun.
In the martial arts of various schools, Zen Master Fangwu did not mention any free body method.
Wu Ying'er was also a little surprised: "Have you seen the free body method?"
"Brother Hua, are you the descendant of your predecessors?"
Wu Ying'er shook her head: "I'm not." ”
"How can you do that?"
Indeed, Zhuge Zijun has not only been dead for many years, but his only granddaughter, Zhuge Yingying, has also traveled as an immortal for many years.
Wu Ying'er is only more than ten years old now, how can she be the descendant of the hidden hero?
The hidden man is dead, and Wu Ying'er doesn't know where he is!
Wu Ying'er said: "I learned it from books. ”
Shang Liang was surprised: "Book, that must be the secret book of the Hidden Hero! Brother Hua, I really envy you for having such a blessing." ”
"Uncle, don't talk about it yet, I'll help you melt this poison!"
Shang Liang was surprised again: "Brother Hua, there is no antidote to this poison, how can you resolve it?"
"Okay, there's no cure for this poison, but there's a medicine that can dissolve it. ”
"What is it?"
"Wine!"
"Wine?"
Not only Shang Liang, but even Xue Nuxia, Qingqing, Cuicui and Leopard were surprised.
Cuicui asked, "Can the wine dissolve?"
"Yes!Yes!!Can I dissolve this poison in wine?"
Cuicui asked again, "Did you bring wine?"
"No!"
"And where did you get the wine?"
Wu Ying'er was surprised: "You didn't drink just now?"
"What are you talking about? When did we drink?"
"That, that, that, why didn't you and this brother get poisoned?"
Wu Ying'er couldn't help but look at the leopard in a daze.
Shang Liang coughed twice and winked at him: "Brother Hua, don't tease us anymore." You have wine. Take it out and give it to us. ”
Wu Yingzi saw Shang Liang, and then looked at Xue Nuxia and the others who were suspicious, as well as the leopard's emptiness, and looked at it in confusion, although he didn't understand the whole meaning, he also saw some reasons, and couldn't help but scratch his head, and said with a smile: "Okay! Okay! I'll get it for you." ”
Wu Ying'er went to the place where the wine was stored and took a jar of Du Kang's famous wine and two large celadon bowls (which the leopard took when he took the wine).
Shang Liang shouted happily: "Brother Hua, you are really a good brother, pour me a bowl of wine!"
Cuicui said, "Dad, with wine, he will change from a bad guy to a good brother!"
The leopard said: "Cuicui, don't talk nonsense, this big brother is really a good person." ”
"You're not like my father. Drank and forgot everything!"
Wu Ying'er poured a bowl of wine for Shang Liang to drink.
This is really one thing to do, Shang Liang put a bowl of wine in his stomach, secretly luck, the meridians are not blocked, it is easy to circulate, and he can only recover everything when he jumps.
Cuicui was surprised: "Can this wine really detoxify?"
Shang Liang said, "Can you solve it!" Otherwise, can I jump?"
Seeing this, Xue Nuxia and Qingqing also drank half a bowl of each and rested.
After a while, they also melted the toxins on their bodies and jumped up.
Xue Nuxia looked at Shang Liang and asked, "Zhong Liyu gave you this poison, didn't he tell you that wine can dissolve it?"
"No! or I wouldn't drink!"
"Zhong Liyu is hiding, does he not know, or is he not going to tell you?"
Cuicui said, "Okay! We saved him." Why did he do that? I'll settle accounts with him later. ”
Leopard said: "I'm afraid Uncle Zhongli really doesn't know that wine can detoxify. Uncle Zhongli will definitely tell Uncle Shang. ”
Wu Ying'er said: "I'm afraid Zhong Liyu doesn't know about this either. ”
Shang Liang asked, "Brother, how do you know?"
"I also know it from a book. ”
"Is it the Hidden Man's cheats?"
"It's not. ”
"Oh! What kind of book is that?"
"It's too white. ”
Shang Liang and Xue Nuxia were almost at the same time, and asked in surprise: "Taibai Medicine Chapter?" Is it a book that the people of Taibai Mountain call 'Medicine King'?"
"Yes. ”
Leopard asked Shang Liang curiously, "Uncle, what kind of person is the Medicine King?"
Shang Liang said: "This is a strange man on the lake. ”
Cuicui asked, "Strange man, why haven't you heard anyone talk about him on the rivers and lakes?"
Xue Nuxia said: "Girl, although he is a strange person, he is not very famous. He never left Taibai Mountain in his life. Not many people know him on the rivers and lakes. ”
The leopard asked again, "How did he do it differently?"
"Brother Leopard, he has spent his whole life on medicine. Mount Taibai is known for its abundance of herbs. Just like the legendary Shennong, he tasted all kinds of medicinal herbs in Taibai Mountain. He is particularly proficient in poisons and can dissolve all kinds of poisons in the world. ”
Cuicui asked, "Mom, what's wrong with him and the Wushan Strange Doctor?"
"Wushan Miracle Doctor is a martial artist, but he is not. Dr. Wushan can cure all kinds of strange diseases, he can't practice medicine, he can only dissolve all kinds of poisons. Whoever has been poisoned or bitten by various poisons, he can be cured at first sight. ”
"Well, let's go to him and ask him if he can detoxify us, so that we are not afraid of poisoning ourselves. ”
The leopard asked, "Will he give it to us?"
Shang Liang said, "Come! If you can find him, he will." I'm afraid we'll never find him!"
"Is it hard to find him?"
"It's hard to say, but it's easier said than done. ”
Cuicui asked, "Dad, what do you mean by that?"
"Girl, how can we find a dead man, unless you are really a little Guanyin, to raise him from the dead, to save him from Hades.
"Dad, how do you say easy?"
"His tomb is on Taibai Mountain. Isn't it easy to find it?"
Leopard asked, "Uncle, how did he die?"
"My little brother, it's hard to live alone. Isn't it easy to die? He drank the poison, stretched out his feet, and died!"
Cuicui said, "Father, people are serious about you, why do you always joke?"
The leopard asked, "Can't he dissolve all kinds of poisons?" and he knows all kinds of poisons and detoxifications, how can he take poison to death?"
"Little brother, if someone forces him to take poison, will he survive?"
"Who made him take the poison?"
"Black arrows!" cried Leopard, Cuicui, and Qingqing.
"Yes! At first, the martial artists thought it was the Nine Ghosts Old Monster, but later they learned that it was the Black Arrow. ”
Qingqing asked, "Why did Black Arrow force him to take poison?" They said that Black Arrow made him work for himself and made him make all kinds of poisons, but he refused. Black Arrow is furious, and he forces him to take the poison. When he died, he threw his body into the fire and burned it. ”
Cuicui and Qingqing were angry when they heard this: "This black arrow, if you don't get rid of him, I'm afraid I don't know how many innocent people died tragically in his hands." ”
The leopard was speechless, he felt uncomfortable in his heart, killing such a rare strange person, I don't know if it was their loss. No wonder Master told himself before he died to do more good deeds to make up for Master's sins.
Shang Liang said to Wu Ying'er: "Brother, it seems that you have a lot of treasures! ”
Wu Ying'er grinned: "Don't laugh, uncle." I'm covered in knives, but I don't have a sharp blade. I filled half a bucket of water, and some were not even half a bucket of water. ”
"Brother, do you want to come with us?"
"Okay? I mean it. ”
Cuicui raised her eyebrows: "What are you doing with us?"
"I thought you were gangster killers. ”
The leopard was puzzled: "How are we killers?"
"I'm sorry I misunderstood you!"
Cuicui said: "You are not mistaken, we are really killers." ”
Wu Ying'er's eyes widened: "Are you really a murderer?"
"Didn't you hear that there are two little killers on the lake?"
"Two little killers?"
"yes, what if we're killers?"
Wu Ying'er smiled: "I know who you are!"
Cuicui asked, "Who are we?"
"Okay! You are really the so-called little killers on the rivers and lakes, burning Heifeng Village, fighting bloody battles at Wangtongqiao, disturbing Jiading Prefecture, and breaking into the Chongqing Hall in the middle of the night. However, you two little killers, you have no money to kill, and you don't recruit people, and you specialize in loss-making business. ”
"Xiaohua, you know so much!"
"The outbreak of the first fighting in Chongqing shocked the world. How could I not know?"
Shang Liang asked, "Have you heard of our leopard brother?"
"Of course I heard it! The names of the two little killers in the rivers and lakes also alarmed the martial arts because of the leopard hero. At first, Wu Lin thought that Leopard Shaoxia was the little master of the Cang faction, but later I learned that he was a person with the same appearance, so Leopard Shaoxia spread all over the world. ”
Cuicui smiled and said, "Xiaohua, you recognize the wrong person!"
"I-how did I find the wrong person?"
"He's a young master!"
"What? He's not the little leopard?