Chapter 8 The fate of offending Xiao Er

The fat man asked, "Boss, where are we going next?"

Gu Fei was familiar with Liyang's place with a bigger palm, and when he left Liyang, it was the two liar masters who swished, and he didn't know whether it was a trick or a juggling trick to get to the foot of Qi Yunzong's mountain. Gu Fei didn't know anything about the outside world, but he couldn't tell his followers, that would make him seem so ignorant.

So Gu Fei pretended to be deep and said: "Well, in fact, I don't have anything special to go, you say, where do you want to go, boss, I'll accompany you." ”

Xiao Er glanced at Gu Fei with disgust, and his disdain was very obvious. Gu Fei glared at Xiao Er fiercely, Damn, you know too much about the fat dog.

The fat man immediately patted his ass and said, "Wow, long live the boss." Boss, then let's go to Liuli City, the Liuli Sword Sect in Liuli City is a very famous beauty gang!"

When Gu Fei heard the beauty, he immediately couldn't care about the image and said, "Oh, tell me, why is the Glass Sword Sect called the Beauty Gang?"

The fat man said: "I followed my father to the north and south of the merchant to stock goods, and I have heard a lot of interesting stories about different texts. I heard that there is a beauty ranking now, and the first one is the big disciple of the Liuli Sword Sect, Liuli Fairy, no one has seen her true face, only knows that her name is Zhao Lingyun. Let's go to Liuli City, hehe, if you're lucky, you'll be able to meet the Liuli Fairy. ”

Gu Fei was overjoyed and said, "Could it be that this is my Peach Blossom Tribulation?"

The fat man said strangely: "Boss, what is the peach blossom robbery?"

Gu Fei said: "I once learned physiognomy from my master, what about the Peach Blossom Tribulation, that is, I originally had a killing tribulation when I went down the mountain this time, and my master used the magic power of physiognomy to change my killing tribulation into a peach blossom tribulation!"

The fat man's eyes flashed, just a flash, and even the always sensitive Xiao Er didn't notice it, and continued to run happily on the mountain road. The two soon came to a fork in the road, and the fat man said: "Boss, go down from the left is Dajiang City, and from the right is to go to Liuli City, but Liuli City is still far away from a mountain road, and now it will be late, boss, should we go to Dajiang City to rest first, or go directly to Liuli City?"

Gu Fei didn't want to delay for a moment, and wanted to leave the peach blossom robbery that should be his successor, so he said it directly: "I said fatty, let's go overnight, it's a big deal to sleep next to the mountain road for a while." We're going to hurry, haha, my peach blossom robbery, I'm coming!"

After speaking, he didn't care about the fat man and Xiao Er, and ran straight towards Liuli City, a fat man and a fat dog followed at the back door. The fat man ran out of breath, caught up with Gu Fei and said, "Boss, wait for me, wait for me!" Don't run so fast, hey, I'm tired." ”

Gu Fei laughed and said, "Fatty, look at you, you are as tired as a dead dog after running for such a distance." Xiao Er next to him yelled angrily at Gu Fei after hearing this, although he never admitted that he was a dog, but whenever Gu Fei scolded a dog, or said bad things about dogs, he would always be angry.

Gu Fei saw Xiao Er jumping and barking next to him: "Okay, okay, I won't say that you fat dog." ”

The fat man rested for a while and took out a lot of food from the backpack behind his back, and there were all kinds of meat. Gu Fei looked at Gu Fei strangely and said, "I said fatty, how can that little backpack behind you be so fitted, I think the meat you took out is no less than thirty or forty catties!"

The fat man said: "Oh, that's a Qiankun bag that my father found someone to make in order to make it easier to purchase, and there is a lot of space in it." ”

Gu Fei nodded and said, "I see." "In my heart, I can't help but secretly slander the two masters, you say that such a big sect, how can you give yourself a broken fan, a broken sword, a broken rope, it seems that there is nothing else, that gourd is still a pirate.

The fat man flattered and took out a large mouthful of marinated meat and said to Gu Fei: "Boss, this piece of meat is for you, you have to eat enough to be suave when you arrive in Liuli City, and it is popular among thousands of girls!"

Gu Fei nodded narcissistically and said, "Well, you kid still understands me." As he spoke, he picked it up and ate it in a big gulp, not to mention that the meat brought by the fat man was very delicious. Xiao Er was whining beside him, and he rubbed his head with his head.

Gu Fei didn't think much about it, took off the wine gourd from his waist, and said to Xiao Er: "Fat dog, don't drink too much." I don't want to wait until you're drunk and want me to take you away. ”

The fat man took a piece of meat and handed it to Xiao Er and said, "Come, fat dog, eat some meat." ”

Xiao Er heard that the fat man actually called him a fat dog, and roared angrily at the fat man, and then a strange lightning bolt hit the fat man who was still chattering next to him, and the fat man's hair stood on end.

At this point, Xiao Er went to enjoy his wine triumphantly. The fat man said strangely: "Where did the thunder come from, how can there be muffled thunder in this clear sky, strange, strange!"

Gu Fei stared at the fat dog fiercely, if he was inexplicably struck by lightning when he scolded it, it was possible, now the fat man just happened to call him a fat dog and provoked it to be struck by lightning, if it was a coincidence, it would be too much of a coincidence.

Xiao Er hurriedly whined, and then the two dogs scratched their paws to explain to Gu Fei. Gu Fei said: "Wasn't it because of your relationship that I was struck by lightning that time?"

Xiao Er nodded again and again, and then began to make a gesture there, saying that it was strange, from the first time they met, Gu Fei could basically understand the meaning of the fat dog. Then he asked, "Are you saying that it takes you ten times to have one that can bring lightning or something?"

Xiao Er nodded, proudly raised its dog head and strode forward, Gu Fei asked cautiously, "Then what will happen to you?"

The puppy shook his head and shook his head again, and Gu Fei said: "You mean, if someone deliberately hurts you, scolding you and other behaviors that anger you may be struck?"

Xiao Er nodded slightly, still gesturing there, where could Gu Fei wait, a burst of chestnuts passed, and said: "You dead fat dog, since you are only once in ten times, I will help you defeat it these nine times, and dare to plot against Gu Third Young Master and me! To be honest, you didn't put the thunder last time?"

Xiao Er whined and shook his head again, the fat man was watching in a daze beside him, this dog is really smart. So he patted his ass and said: "The boss is really good, raising a dog is so smart!"

Xiao Er was angry again when he heard the fat man call him a dog, and yelled at the fat man twice, and suddenly another thunderbolt struck the fat man's head, this time completely blackened the fat man's face If he didn't open his mouth at night, it was estimated that no one would be found.

The fat man shouted sadly: "It's not fair, boss, why are you so big that you can't be scolded, I called him a dog, and he was electrocuted twice." ”

Gu Fei laughed and said, "Dead fat man, you can call him Xiao Er in the future." ”

The fat man said flatteringly: "Little second brother, just a lot of verbal offense, little second brother forgive a lot." After speaking, he handed over a piece of meat, wanting to build a good relationship with the fat dog.

Xiao Er glanced at the fat man proudly, ignored him, and continued to drink the wine Gu Fei gave him carefully. Gu Fei said: "Fatty, you save it, that fat dog likes to drink, I haven't seen him eat anything else except wine." ”

The fat man nodded knowingly and said, "In that case, when we get to Liuli City, we will buy some good wine for our little second brother." After eating, the two of them continued to set foot on the road to Liuli without stopping, and Gu Fei was looking forward to it with joy!