In fact, the game of the old pig is a piece of cake. But the old pig has to deliberately rub it for a while to show the difficulty of the trick. I saw the old pig clapping his hands, kicking his legs, stretching his arms and bending over. Jumping left and right, trotting a few laps for a while, and from time to time patting and listening to the boss's fat belly, as if cow dung was going to come out of the boss's belly.

Many of the onlookers laughed "eating". Several people standing next to the fat boss wanted to rush up to stop the old pig's action several times, but they were stopped by the boss. Actually, this fat guy couldn't control it for a long time, but looking at so many onlookers, he still couldn't help it.

The old pig was still very tasteful, and finally he came to the fat boss again. He rubbed his boss's stomach for a moment, then gave a thumbs up and shook it to the onlookers. As if to tell them: the fat boss not only has a lot of cow dung in his stomach, but also good cow dung.

There were many people who laughed, and a few girls squatted on the ground and burst into tears.

At this time, the fat boss's stomach was about to explode, he closed his little eyes slightly, and he was thinking about how to clean up this big black man for a while. Whether to let him kneel and beg for mercy, or put him in the house and beat him violently. Suddenly, he heard Big Black scream and slap him in the stomach at the same time.

The slap was crisp and loud, but it didn't hurt at all. The fat boss was just about to get angry, but he felt that his pants were falling down, and he quickly grabbed the waistband of his pants. At this time, he found that his stomach was thinner several times at once, he didn't believe his eyes, he pinched and pinched on his stomach, it was really thin, it was really thin, it seemed to be a grab. He didn't know whether to be happy or bitter, and looked at the old pig in astonishment.

At this time, the people in the store ran out and told him that the stone cow was missing. He hurriedly returned to the store, and when he saw it, the place where the stone cow was still placed just now was gone, and there was really a pile of cow dung. It was like a hill, and it was still steaming. The smell of cow dung fills the entire store. Many of the people who were eating upstairs and downstairs couldn't stand it anymore and smoked it out.

"Ox-cow!" shouted the boss, not believing that the stone ox had really grown wings and flew away. The boss began to have the cow dung peeled off, and the steaming cow dung looked like a pile of freshly cooked rice, and the two guys who were picking cow dung were staggered.

"Report to the boss, I didn't find the stone cow just now!"

"Report to the boss, there is not even a little stone flake, it is all cow dung, very fresh, as if it has just been excreted. ”

At this time, the fat boss has become a thin boss and a slender boss, and he sits on the ground. Maybe the boss's waist is too thin to support his still-developed pectoral muscles and huge head. He needs a moment of rest and adjustment.

The biggest surprise belonged to the onlookers outside, seeing that the big black man just screamed, and hit the fat boss's stomach again, and the boss's fat belly suddenly became as thin as a woman. It's amazing. There was a woman clapping her hands with joy. Because she is also a weight type, full of fat, maybe she has been troubled by obesity, the scene just now surprised her, and she couldn't wait to let the black man slap her stomach immediately, and instantly returned to the slender girlhood.

Zhu Bajie looked at his masterpiece - the pile of steaming cow dung in the store. He thought to himself: This time, the boss should know that I am so powerful, and it is time to invite me to eat meat.

The old pig was thinking nonsense, and the boss came to him with someone. The boss pointed at the old cow and shouted: "Okay, you big black, you ...... What kind of demon method are you using? ”

The old pig smiled and said, "You don't care if I use magic or magic, what you say will be counted." ”

"What did I say?"

"You said I had conjured cow dung and you ate it. ”

"I ...... I-" The boss couldn't speak, "You, you fart! I think you're a troublemaker......"

"Haha, talking doesn't count, and scolding, see how I teach you. ”

When the boss heard that he was going to teach him a lesson, he thought that the old pig was going to use force, so he hurriedly beckoned his subordinates to prepare for the battle.

The old pig said, "Wait, I don't want to do anything with you today, and if anyone doesn't listen, I'll turn you into little calves." ”

Really a few people were eager to try, rolled up their arms and sleeves and wanted to do something with the old pig, and when they heard the old pig say such things, their hearts chuckled. I was thinking: yes, if he can turn a stone ox into cow dung, it is entirely possible to turn a living person into a calf. Thinking of this, I felt a little chill down my spine, and I subconsciously pushed back a few steps.

The old pig felt that it was time, so he said to the boss: "You said that you want to eat cow dung, but now you have cow dung but you refuse to eat it, so I want you to grow a cow tail as punishment." You scolded me for farting, so I wanted you to become a mute as punishment. ”

"Phew, you say long tail, long tail. The boss looked at the old pig with contempt.

"Don't be afraid...... You just go around the ground a few times. ”

The old man was a little dizzy with anger, thinking in his heart: You can grow a tail after a few turns, what a nonsense. I'm going to give it a try. So, the boss began to circle in place, and before he had passed three laps, the boss really had a small tail on his buttocks, which was more than a foot long and swarthy.

"Tail, tail!" Many people saw the tail behind the boss's buttocks.

The boss also touched it with his hand, and he was so frightened that he quickly retracted his hand, "Hurry up, pull it off for me!"

One of the men was quite bold and rushed up and grabbed his tail. He pushed back, but instead of pulling his tail off, it grew longer and longer. One meter, two meters...... Five meters. All of them felt fresh and ridiculous when they saw it, and a few children looked at it and reached out to help pull it.

The boss suddenly screamed like a pig and screamed in pain, and scolded the old man.

Where did the old pig suffer this insult, and he didn't want to hear someone scold him like this after being beaten a few more times. He was a little annoyed, he pointed with his hand and shouted "shut up". Seeing that the boss immediately opened his mouth and lost his voice.

The boss couldn't make a sound, and his face was purple. There was still someone pulling his tail, and he was sweating in pain, but he couldn't scream. The boss only realized at this time that Da Lao Hei was powerful, and he had already begun to regret it.

Looking at the boss's state, the old pig felt angry and smooth. After tossing for a while, the old pig felt even hungrier. The old pig asked the boss again if he would give meat to eat. The boss agreed this time, nodding desperately, like a chicken chattering rice.

The old pig laughed "haha" and said in his heart: How many sins have been suffered so much earlier. It didn't take a while, and the restaurant made a table of wine and food for the old pig. The old pig gobbled it up. Only the old pig was eating by himself in the store, and the smell of cow dung was very pungent, but the old pig didn't care, he felt that the smell was still very kind.

The stronger the flavor, the more fragrant it is. The old pig was full of wine and food, and he felt a little drunk. He didn't drink anymore, and the master never allowed him to drink on the way to learn the scriptures, so he was not used to eating and drinking together. But today the wine was placed in the restaurant, and the old pig couldn't control it. As soon as he drank it, he realized that the current wine was hotter than the wine of the Tang Dynasty in the past, and he came out of it slowly.

At this time, a lot of people gathered outside the store, all looking at the boss's long tail. The boss looked at the old pig beggingly, and it could be seen that he no longer dared to underestimate the big old man. If he could speak now, he would definitely say: You are the Black King, the Black Ancestor, hurry up and get my tail off......

The old pig felt that he couldn't agree to him so easily, he had already seen that this boss was usually a very domineering person, and it was estimated that he couldn't do bad things. The old pig thought about it for a while and then had a good idea.

The old pig stood in front of the boss and asked him, "Do you want to talk?"

The boss nodded like a chicken chattering rice. A 'uh-huh' sound came out of his throat.

"Want to get the tail off?"

The boss continued to repeat the action just now.

"Okay, then I'll tell you how. You have to do good things in the future, and every time you do a good deed, the tail is reduced by an inch. As for how to get you to speak—"

The old pig patted his head again and thought about it, "It's not difficult for you to speak again, you have to tell all the bad things you have done in front of everyone." You can speak for one day for every bad thing, two days for two, and when you say all the bad things, you can speak forever...... You also have to get a lot of people to hear, and less people doesn't work. Do you remember?"

The boss nodded vigorously.

The old pig said: "You can say a few things now, it just so happens that there are so many people around." Let them all listen, too. ”

The boss pointed to his mouth. The old pig understood what he meant and couldn't say it now. The old pig thought to himself: This can't help but make me the old pig, if you can shut up, you can make you speak, and you can open your mouth when you want. The old pig used a little mental effort to rush away from his dumb hole.

"You can speak now. ”

The boss also felt a sudden surge of heat in his throat, and his whole body was much more comfortable. The boss thought to himself: I really met a man of God today, and I can do whatever you want. But it's so hard for me to talk about the bad things I've done in front of so many people.

The old pig also saw that the boss was embarrassed, and he decided to give him some more energy.

"If you miss this opportunity today, you will be a stutterer in the future, no matter how much you talk about it.

"I said I said, I ...... I all said...... "The boss is really a bit like a stammer......

"Okay, let's start with the first thing. ”

“...... I...... I've used gutter oil. The boss said tremblingly.

"Gutter oil? What is gutter oil. "How does the old pig know what gutter oil is.

The boss thought that Zhu Bajie was deliberately teasing him, but he didn't dare to provoke him, so he honestly explained: "Gutter oil is bad oil, waste oil, and toxic oil." ”

"Giving poisonous oil to people to eat should really peel you off!" the old pig's anger arched again.

"Yes, yes, I'm guilty. The boss was frightened and blunt.

"Say the second one!" the old pig also shouted.

"I ...... I've also sold dead pork. ”

"I've sold dead pork! I should have given you another pig's tail. ”

"Yes, yes, I'm guilty. ”

"Say the third thing!"

"I deducted a young man's wages and kicked him away. ”

"I really want to chop you now!" the old pig gritted his teeth angrily.

"I deserve death for my sins, and I deserve death for my sins. ”

"If you say three bad things today, you can say three days. Do you know how to keep talking?"

"Keep talking about bad things. "The boss has understood, if he doesn't tell all the bad things, this black man can't spare him.

"I'll be watching you often. "The old pig was very proud and felt that he had done something particularly remarkable. The old pig thought to himself: Brother Monkey used to praise him for doing a lot of good things on the way to learn the scriptures. I must surpass him in the mortal world this time. When I saw him, I took it out and compared it with him.

The old pig's face was proud, and he left the hotel in four directions under the envious eyes of everyone.