"You're such a fool!" the goddess Xue Jiao retorted, "I just know how to say yes, but you can tell me what's so good about this wine?"

"This ......" the goddess Xue asked, and really asked Wu Liang. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Wu Liang only knows how to drink, but does not know how to taste the taste of this wine.

"Hmph!" the goddess Xue snorted coldly and said angrily: "It's a terrible thing for you to drink this wine, I just need to give you a glass of water!"

"I'll try another drink, and maybe I'll be able to drink a little bit of it. Wu Liang picked up the flask and prepared to have another glass.

"Don't be in a hurry to drink yet, how about the two of us play a wine order?" As she spoke, the goddess Xue took out two small wooden sticks from her arms, one of which was black and the other was red.

"Let's play with the red and black sticks, how about it?" said the goddess Xue, "If the person who gets the black stick wants to say a verse, if he can't say it, he will be fined a glass of wine, how about it?"

"Ah, say poetry?" Wu Liang frowned, "Why don't we play boxing?" ”

"No, you have to know!" Goddess Xue said strongly: "If you know, you can say it, if you can't, give me a drink!"

"Okay then! Tell me about the specific rules of composing poetry!" Drinking a few glasses of wine is nothing to Wu Liang, and Wu Liang can still afford this little trick.

"It's very simple, when you get the black stick, you start composing poems, just use the wine in this cup as an introduction!"

"For example?"

"Hey!" the goddess Xue took the opportunity to say: "For example, if the wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk, this sentence is fine." ”

"Okay, I understand!" Wu Liang nodded.

The stick grabbing contest begins!

The first round was caught by the goddess Xue, Xue'er's beautiful woman has extraordinary means, and this stick is specially made by her, so it is too easy for her to catch the red stick.

Wu Liang grabbed the black stick, and the goddess Xue was overjoyed: "Okay, okay, Lord Wu, hurry up and compose a poem, let me appreciate your literary brilliance." ”

Wu Liang immediately spoke: "If you don't get drunk, everyone will get drunk!"

"This sentence doesn't count!" Goddess Xue shook her head: "I have already said this sentence once just now, and I can't repeat it." ”

"You only said now that you can't repeat it!" Wu Liang grinned and said, "My verse has already come out, and this time I have passed it." ”

"Hmph, you bastard, you dare to play tricks on me, I'm too lazy to play this with you, farewell!"

Wu Liang immediately picked up the wine glass on the table and drank all the wine in the cup.

"Sister Xue'er, my little brother's literary talent is really limited, and I plagiarized your poems, so please bear with me. ”

"It's pretty much the same!" The goddess Xue turned around and sat down again: "I see that your kid is still a little manly, so I'll play with you for a while, and if you dare to play tricks again, be careful that I'm not polite to you!"

"That's nature, that's nature!" Wu Liang nodded repeatedly.

In the second round, it was Wu Liang's turn to draw lots first, and Wu Liang's luck was not bad, and he won the red stick.

said that it was a red and black stick, in fact, it was just a decoration game, with the super cultivation of Wu Liang and the goddess Xue, it was not impossible to spy on the internal space of the camera obscura.

Whoever strikes first, the red stick is his, this time it is the turn of the goddess Xue to compose poems, and Wu Liang also wants to appreciate Miss Xue'er's literary brilliance.

"Okay, this time I got the red stick, it's your turn to compose a poem!" Wu Liang held the red stick and said proudly.

"Are you a pig's head?" the goddess Xue specially prompted: "You didn't give me an introduction, how can I compose poems for you?"

Wu Liang suddenly realized, frowned, and asked in a deep voice: "Sister Xue'er will use the word snow to make a poem." ”

"Look at it. The goddess Xue did not say poetry to Wu Liang, but took out a pen and paper from her arms, and gave Wu Liang a sentence on the table: Snowflakes are flying in the wind and Xiaoxiao, and beauties are dancing demons.

After writing a poem, she raised her jade hand and threw it casually, and set off a white "snowfall" in the room, and the time and space in the room instantly turned into a piece of ice and snow, and the goddess Xue danced in the snow in a red dress.

Snowflakes are flying, dancing demons!

"Okay, that's great!" Wu Liang was overjoyed, and immediately stepped out to applaud the goddess Xue.

"Ahh ”

"Hey, Sister Xue'er, what are you doing so excited? It's your poems that are so well done, I'm deeply infected, and I can't help but sigh, why am I wrong?"

"Alright. I've done half of one of my poems, so you can do the rest!"

"Ah, I'm the victor, why do you want me to compose poems!" Wu Liang began to be unhappy.

"You don't understand this, do you?" Goddess Xue patiently explained: "The wine order poems are all four sentences, I caught the black stick and I will do the first two sentences, you can think about it for a while more than me, but you also have to do it!"

Ancient poems must have at least four sentences, which Wu Liang is still very clear about.

Since what the goddess Xue said makes sense, then it is necessary to say something, but it is a pity that Wu Liang's head is empty now, and there is nothing.

Wu Liang pondered for a long time before continuing: "Then I'll just say a word, I'...... I'd better have a drink! I just can't think of it. ”

You can't pretend to be this kind of thing. The two lines of poetry that the goddess Xue said were absolutely absolute in Wu Liang's opinion, and he couldn't get the next sentence right at all.

"Hahaha. You big idiot!" Goddess Xue stared at Wu Liang and drank the wine, almost laughing and bending over.

Wu Liang had already drunk the wine, and he couldn't come out with the poem, and the goddess Xue didn't delve into it.

The goddess Xue wanted to play the next round of drinking orders, but Wu Liang interrupted in time: "Sister Xue'er, your game is too difficult, I really can't play it, let's change to a different way of playing, okay?"

"Oh, how do you want to play?" said the goddess Xue with interest, "I'll accompany you to the end." ”

"Okay!" Wu Liang clapped his hands and praised: "Sister Xue'er is worthy of being a heroine among women, she really has a personality, let's play an interesting new way to play today." ”

"What the hell is the way to play, you say!" Goddess Xue was full of confidence, no matter how she played, she would win.

"Let's compare our luck. How about it?" Wu Liang touched and touched from his arms, and finally found a few pieces of paper after touching for a long time.

There are thirteen pieces of paper in total, with a total of thirteen numbers written on them from one to thirteen.

This is a poker model made by Wu Liang, ready to let Yan Ruyu's processing factory process these pieces of paper into playing cards, but he hasn't had time to do it yet, since the goddess Xue wants to play, let's play with her.

After all, the goddess Xue is a woman from another world, and she is very unfamiliar with this thing, and she naturally can't play complex playing cards, but it's no problem to play simple than size.

Thirteen cards, each person takes three cards, and whoever has the highest number of points together wins.

"It's as simple as that?" After listening to Wu Liang's gameplay, Goddess Xue immediately frowned, "You are obviously a child's game, can't you have a little taste?"

Wu Liang stubbornly asked: "I want to ask Sister Xue'er, what kind of person is considered tasteful? Sister Xue'er can find me a model person, so that I can learn from him." ”

"Just like when Shenhe was glorious, the sword picked the supreme powerhouses of the thirteen sects, and the supreme power of the gods and demons in his hand, and put an end to the all-out war in the Shenwu Continent, this can be regarded as a big man who stands up to the sky!" said the goddess Xue here, her eyes still full of admiration.

"Who is Kamigawa Guangyao?" Wu Liang wondered, "Is it your old man?"

"Shut up, you!" The goddess Xue glanced at Wu Liang fiercely, and said in a cruel voice: "The old man is a good-for-nothing big pervert, Kamigawa Guangyao is his father, if the old man has half of Kamigawa Guangyao's ability, the old lady will not be miserable for so many years." ”

"Where is the glory of Kamigawa now?" Wu Liang humbly asked: "If I can, I want to go to him to observe and learn." ”

"Are you a pig's head, you?" Goddess Xue said angrily: "If Kamigawa Guangyao is still here, how can I marry Kamigawa Yaoguang, a stupid pig? ”

To put it bluntly, Kamigawa Shine sacrificed himself for the sake of the future of "all mankind".

Wu Liang picked up the wine glass, ready to touch another glass with the goddess Xue, the goddess Xue pressed the wine glass with her hand, and said: "Didn't you say that you want to play the size comparison......?

"Daddy, Daddy. Wu Jinlan jumped back from outside, and greeted from afar, "Dad, Aunt Xue'er is here, why didn't you inform me?

"Come here, Xiao Lanlan!" the goddess Xue waved her hand at Wu Jinlan and shouted: "Come to Aunt Xue'er, Aunt Xue'er will give you a good baby." ”

"What baby?" Wu Jinlan rushed over with her eyes shining.

Xiao Nizi had just run to her, and the goddess Xue suddenly made a move, hugged Wu Jinlan's little waist with one hand, and held Xiao Nizi in her arms.

Wu Jinlan didn't struggle, but opened her little arms, saved the neck of the goddess Xue, and had an intimate bear hug with the goddess Xue. The goddess Xue Xue hugged was peachy, and she was still fine.

Then, Wu Jinlan opened the arms of the goddess Xue and ran back into Wu Liang's arms.

Wu Liang and the goddess Xue's poker "game" began, Wu Jinlan's arrival made Wu Liang often breathe a sigh of relief, in terms of combat effectiveness, Wu Jinlan is a weak mess, just a vase.

But in terms of luck, this little girl has an advantage that ordinary people can't match. In front of the princess city of the demon clan, Wu Jinlan thundered Wu Liang.

Lots were drawn, and forty-nine red lots were drawn in a row. I didn't touch a single black product.

The goddess Xue flopped by herself, and Wu Liang asked Wu Jinlan to flop instead of him, if Wu Jinlan lost the flop, Wu Liang would drink instead of her.

The wine order is just a pleasure, and the goddess Xue will not be more serious than Wu Jinlan, a little girl.

The dream is beautiful, but the reality is cruel, and in the first round, Wu Jinlan gave the goddess Xue a blow to the head!

Wu Jinlan opened her first chapter "Solitaire" with great interest, and it turned out to be the biggest thirteen.

I went, Wu Liang and the goddess Xue both sank in their hearts.

Wu Liang thought again, Jin Lan, this little girl, could it be the reincarnation of the goddess of luck? Thirteen cards are drawn at random, and one is the biggest. This deck of cards is snowwashed by the goddess, and it is impossible for her to let Wu Jinlan cheat.

Although the goddess Xue was surprised, she still turned over one of her cards. Anything is possible, after all, a total of three cards are drawn in a round. The ratio is also a three-card combined.