Chapter I
"I'm going! What kind of bad weather, what kind of rain is going to fall, I was ready to be so dashing, and I was going to gnaw corn in this hellish place. Wang Gang complained as he held the hot roasted corn and nibbled wildly. It has been many years since he graduated and came to City A, Wang Gang has achieved nothing and lived a boring life. Today, I finally made up my mind to deduct some money from my savings to be chic, but I encountered heavy rain and delayed my trip. I had no choice but to go home and walk in the direction of the rental house. "No! Although it is a small alley, the street lights on both sides are still on, although the quality of this lamp is not flattering, but it will not get darker and darker" Looking at the dim place in front of him that was swallowed up by the lights, Wang Gang felt a pang of anxiety in his heart, and his steps forward slowed down, but he didn't know why there was always a shout in his heart, "Hurry up, hurry up!" Thinking of his current bleak life, Wang Gang's heart was much more relieved, "The past is over! Now it's all scary, how can there be any ghosts!" Besides, even if it's Longtan Tiger's Den, I have to go there, otherwise where will I live!?" Wang Gang quickened his pace and walked forward, but the closer he got closer, the more wrong Wang Gang found out. Now he is not walking forward by his own will at all, but invisibly one hand is constantly pushing himself, Wang Gang tried hard to make himself retreat, but his body just kept moving forward, and the mood that had calmed down became more nervous, just when Chen Feng was at a loss, a hand suddenly stretched out from the darkness. "Ahhh!!h Only corn cobs and umbrellas on the road prove that people have ever been here.
"Let go of me! Who are you? Let go! Do you know that you are breaking the law! You are guilty of kidnapping, and you will be imprisoned!" The panicked Wang Gang kicked and kicked like a child, trying to get the hand that was holding his arm away, but these efforts were in vain, and he grabbed his hand without moving. Wang Gang resisted for a while before stopping. At this time, Wang Gang quieted down, trying to calm his mood, with a nervous mood, he quietly looked at the person who "kidnapped" him, only to see that his entire body was integrated into the darkness, only a pair of bright eyes were clearly visible in the dark, and these eyes were also constantly looking at Chen Feng. Wang Gang felt like a naked woman, raped by these eyes. Just when Wang Gang's whole body was hairy, a slight wind gently swept through his body, and he felt an abnormal sense of comfort, and couldn't help but close his eyes and enjoy it, completely ignoring his current situation.
Just when Wang Gang was in a daze, "I finally found you! I finally found you!" woke Wang Gang up with a choked voice, Wang Gang relieved himself and looked at the "kidnapper", only to see tears rolling in those bright eyes, and his mouth kept babbling about what he had just said, Wang Gang was at a loss, just when his brain was blank, a violent sleepiness struck, and in the chaos, Wang Gang saw an arm around him, and a row of teeth were clearly imprinted on the strong arm.
It was already ten minutes in the middle of winter, and the entire city of Huai'an was covered with snow.
In the Chen family's mansion in the northern city of Huai'an, a group of children surrounded an old woman and kept coquettishly: "Grandma, tell us a story! We have finished our homework, and we finally have free time, so you can tell us about it." ”
"Please, Grandma!"
Seeing the pitiful appearance of the children, the old woman had no choice but to compromise, "Then what story do you want to hear?"
"We like whatever you say!"
"Okay, well, then tell an ancient story that has been circulated on the continent", the old woman paused to sort out her thoughts, "In fact, before the establishment of the Great Xia Dynasty, the mainland was not originally called Xuanhuang Continent. A long time ago, even long before the founding of the Great Xia Dynasty, the place where we now live was surrounded by filth, miasma, and all sorts of ferocious beasts. At that time, the human race had no ability to defend against these threats, and could only become the lowest species in the world, the food of fierce beasts, or the defilement of filth. After countless years of suffering, a Terran wizard was born, and with his own wisdom, he observed and comprehended the aura that only fierce beasts could use, and finally achieved amazing feats through years of penance. Then he single-handedly led the human race to exterminate the fierce beasts, and subdued the three notorious beasts at that time, the wind dragon, the fire phoenix and the water unicorn. Thanks to his efforts, all the fierce beasts that threatened the survival of the human race were wiped out, and only a very small part survived in more sinister places such as the Great Marsh and the Great Wilderness. After clearing the threat of fierce beasts, he led his fierce beasts to open up a suitable land for the human race, the fire phoenix spent three years to burn the filth of the world, the wind dragon spent three years to blow the burned filth away, and the water unicorn spent three years to moisten the entire earth, so that the human race could quickly multiply on the continent. In order to commemorate him, the Terrans called him the Origin Ancestor, and this continent is also known as the Origin Continent. Later, after Gaozu Gaocheng established the Great Xia Dynasty, the mainland was renamed Xuanhuang Continent. ”
"What happened to the Origin Ancestor?" the child asked urgently.
"I don't know, this is just a legend that has been circulating on the mainland for a long time, no one knows whether it is true or not, maybe there has never been such a person in this world. The old woman shook her head, and then made a gentle hand-pushing motion, "Okay! The story is over, it's time to be satisfied! Hurry back and rest, there is still homework to study tomorrow!" Looking at the children who were still unwilling to leave, the old woman had to scream, "If you don't go back, I will let your master give you more homework!"
When they heard that they had to do more homework, the children didn't have time to think about it and ran out of the house.
"Feng'er, you stay first, grandma has something to say to you!" the old woman looked at a handsome little boy.
"Grandma, you call me?" the boy who had just run to the door nervously moved to the old woman's side.
Seeing the child in front of her, the old woman smiled kindly, and just when the child thought that she was safe and relieved, the old woman pulled the child over, took off her pants, and slapped the boy's white ass with a big slap. "Tell you to make trouble everywhere for me! Tell you to smash other people's windows! Tell you to steal food! This is nothing! Ah! What's more, how old are you! You actually ran to see a woman go to the toilet! How did you learn these messy things? How did our Chen family come up with such a disobedient evil seed as you!"
The old woman kept scolding, and the terrible howl of the childish child echoed throughout the courtyard for a long time. The other children who heard the wailing outside the door couldn't help but "feel sad."
"Hey, you said that this Brother Feng is also bold, even Master Lin's sword dares to steal!"
"Yes, you said you stole it, you stole it, and actually ran to the kitchen with a sword to steal a few chickens, and even took a sword to skewer the chickens and roast them!"
"Fatty, don't talk about it here, haven't you eaten the roast chicken at that time. ”
"I've eaten, I've eaten, what's wrong? I'm just telling the truth, and I haven't said anything bad about Brother Feng, besides, if you want to say bad things about Brother Feng, it should be you. ”
"I!?How could I say bad things about Brother Feng?
"Isn't it? Sister Qingling, who you like, was peeked at by Brother Feng, you must feel uncomfortable!"
"I, I, I...... I don't like it!"
"Isn't it?"
"Hey, what should I be, I know this matter best, I was next to Brother Feng at the time, everything was clear, let me talk about it!"
"Thin monkey, this homework is done, but my stomach is growling, let's go eat something", before the thin boy next to him could express his opinion, Chen Feng directly pulled him towards the kitchen.
"Brother Feng, this is not good!" The boy known as the "thin monkey" looked at Chen Feng who was eating sea drinks from the cow in front of him, and couldn't help but feel very worried, "Brother Feng, if you are found out by your grandmother like this, you will definitely be beaten again!"
"Hmm, what are you afraid of! Hiccup! Of course you have to eat when you're hungry, are you waiting to be starved to death?" he said while nibbling on a chicken leg, and handed a chicken leg to the "thin monkey" with his greasy hand, "Eat! Only when you are full can you have strength, don't you say?"
Looking at the chicken leg in front of him, the "thin monkey" who had already rumbled in his stomach couldn't take care of it, so he grabbed the chicken leg and gnawed it.
"Ahh "Yes, yes, it's so delicious!" the thin monkey sighed.
After drinking and eating, the two of them walked leisurely towards the residence, "Hiss!" Chen Feng suddenly covered his stomach, "My stomach hurts a little! Maybe I ate too much just now." No, I need to hurry up to the hut. With that, he hurried to the nearest latrine. "Brother Feng, slow down, you should wait for me!" The thin monkey had to chase after him from behind, and when he arrived, he only heard Chen Feng's complaint, "This kitchen is too pitiful, isn't it! There is a thatched toilet in such a big place, and what is even worse is that there are still people in the thatched toilet, could it be that my dignified four-foot man Chen Feng will be suffocated to death by feces and urine? No, I have to go to the thatched house!" As he spoke, Chen Feng rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the door of the thatched toilet, the "thin monkey" saw that the situation was not right, and grabbed Chen Feng, "Brother Feng! You, what are you going to do!?" ”
"What are you doing!?Don't you see?Your Brother Feng is saving his life!Your Brother Feng, I can't be suffocated to death by feces and urine!" With that, Chen Feng shook off the hand of the "thin monkey". Then the next scene made the "thin monkey" unforgettable. Chen Feng walked to the door, pulled the door bolt, pulled it hard, and suddenly opened the door of the toilet, "The people inside are listening to me!"
"Ah!!!!! rascal!!" the woman's exclamation immediately shook heaven and earth.
"What a stream, what a hooligan. You've been looked down upon by me now, and you're already my woman. I'm your husband, ah! Your husband and I are about to be suffocated to death by and urine, ah! Do you know the three obedience and four virtues and the code of ethics, hurry up and give up your seat to me, if you don't give up your seat, you will murder your husband, ......do you know?"
"Bang! Woo woo!" With the sound of crying, the woman hid her face from the latrine and ran away.
"Ahh
Leaving the "skinny monkey" alone in the wind.
"That's how things went," the thin monkey affectionately told Chen Feng's "great achievements".
The fat man exclaimed after hearing this, "Wow! Brother Feng is mighty, I can only lean on his back!"
"Indeed, indeed!" the children cried.