Chapter 629: Fan Filters Are Harmful!
Wen Wan directly reached out and dragged Jia Xibei behind her, and arranged: "Don't ink, let me see what you have taken!" ”
Jia Xibei also stopped selling Guanzi, and after pulling the zipper of the bag, he reached out and took out an object, and shouted with a smile: "Qiang Qiang Qiang!" ”
Wen Wan looked at the things in her hand full of black lines, and after being silent for a long time, she asked, "Can you tell me, there are so many good things in my house, why do you want to take it?" ”
"What's wrong? Isn't it good? Jasibe asked her with a serious face.
Then he gently shook the peachwood sword in his hand, and said confidently, "The ancients once said, 'If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your weapon', so I brought you a weapon!" ”
Wen Wan half-tilted her head and sighed deeply, "It's not wrong to take a weapon, but you take such a miniature weapon, do you expect me to use it to confuse the other party?" ”
That's right, Jasibe was holding a miniature version of a peachwood sword, which was exactly the size of a child's version, and it wasn't something that adults could use at all.
Wen Wan had a headache at this time, when she went to buy a peachwood sword, there were various sizes in the store, and she saw that this miniature version of the peachwood sword was cute, so she bought it back by the way.
She really never expected that Jasibe would put so many normal sizes and didn't take it, but she chose to take this mini version, which is really head-scratching!
"Huh?" Jasibe exclaimed in confusion, and then said what was in his heart seriously, "Aren't you cultivators able to make your weapons bigger and smaller?" ”
“…… Thank you! I would really appreciate that! After Wen Wan heard this, her eyes rolled to the sky, "I have lived for so many years, and I don't know that I can make weapons bigger and smaller, you really dare to think about it!" ”
After she finished speaking, she gritted her teeth and asked, "Who told you that I can make weapons bigger and smaller?" I'm going to kill him! ”
Jasibe scratched her head in embarrassment and replied truthfully: "Isn't it all like this in TV series?" The protagonist goes to the arsenal to look for a weapon to take advantage of, and finally picks the most inconspicuous one by mistake, and then discovers that it is actually the strongest! ”
Wen Wan was made to cry and laugh by these words, "Really watch less TV series!" TV series is harmful!! ”
"Didn't I tell you last time, I'm a person, not a god!" She reluctantly repeated again, "If I had this ability, would I still be trapped here?" ”
“…… Although it's true that you are a person, it doesn't delay me from thinking that you are a fairy! Jasibe said very seriously.
Wen Wan: "......"
Absolutely, really absolutely, this brain circuit is really amazing!! Fan filters kill people!!
Jasibe looked at her helpless look, and knew that she was doing something bad with good intentions, so she silently began to make up for herself.
She forcefully stuffed the mini version of the peachwood sword into Wen Wan's hand, and said with a smile, "It's better than nothing, you can make do with it!" ”
Let's go! That's the same thing! Wen Wan sighed as she held the miniature version of the peachwood sword, and then waved it appointatively.
She was a little uncomfortable with this size at first, and it always felt very uncomfortable to use, but then she felt that it was just like that! Anyway, it's really better than nothing!
Jasibe burst out laughing at this time, "Hahahaha! ”
Wen Wan had just killed a group of wandering spirits, and took advantage of this gap to look at her, and asked suspiciously, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Jasibe hurriedly waved her hand, then covered her mouth vigorously and forcibly stopped laughing, but not long after she stopped, she couldn't help laughing again.
She reached out to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes and explained with a chuckle; "I'm sorry, I don't want to laugh either, but you're so funny! It's simply from an urban supernatural drama to a magical children's drama! Hahahaha! ”
Gentility; “……”
Wicked! What a lack of great virtue!
This Jasibe is not like her except for the brain circuit, everything else is too much like her, not only the small mouth is like her, but even the lack of virtue is ten out of ten!
At this moment, she had a question about herself, is she usually so badly beaten?
Jia Xibei was afraid that if she continued to laugh like this, she would really be thrown out by Wen Wan to feed the ghosts, so she had to forcibly hold back her laughter and seriously deal with the wandering spirit beside her.
"Hah! Death to Lao Tzu! Her movements were very chic, as if these charms didn't cost money, and there was a faint excitement in her words
Wen Wan shook her head helplessly when she saw this, and suddenly remembered her scared look before, and couldn't help but complain in comparison: "Didn't you say that you were afraid of ghosts before?" How can I see that you are not afraid at all? ”
Jasibe was immersed in the joy of being a master, and casually denied: "Huh? Are you sure that's what I'm saying? Why am I not impressed at all?
After she finished speaking, she paused, threw out another talisman, and said excitedly, "What is there to be afraid of ghosts?" How much fun it is to hammer them! It's a real-life version of a triple-A game masterpiece! ”
Gentility; “……”
Sure enough, people are just afraid of the unknown, and once they get used to it and find that they can solve it, that fear disappears, and even becomes excited.
She looked at Jasibe and suddenly sighed, although she didn't want to interrupt her state, but when she looked at the talisman in her hand that was getting thinner and thinner, and consuming faster and faster, she had to remind, "You calm down!" ”
"Let's just use this little charm, you can save some use, otherwise you will run out of food before dawn!"
"It's fine!" Jia Xibei waved at her disappreciatively, and then patted the bag on his waist, "I've brought all your tools for drawing talismans, and you can draw them when you run out!" ”
Wen Wan glanced at her huge bag, and couldn't help crying silently in her heart, this is to empty her family! What kind of banditry is this! It's a burglary!!
After a roar in her heart, she shouted with some mixed feelings: "Now painting...... You don't want to tire you to death idols! ”
Although she is not slow to draw talismans, she is not fast enough to keep up with the speed of this crazy profligacy, and she must not break her hand this night!
"Huh?" Jia Xibei was a little stunned when she heard this, and after knowing that she might have misunderstood, she hurriedly explained: "I love you so much, how can I be willing to exhaust you to death!" ”
"I mean, I paint, you use!"
Wen Wan suddenly heard the black lines on her head, "You draw?" Do you know how to draw? Drawing a charm is not as simple as drawing! ”
Although drawing talismans is a basic course for cultivators, it is really not as simple as it seems, and she must concentrate when drawing talismans, otherwise she will be wasted in minutes.
Li Daochang and the people of the Taoist Association are even worse, in order to calm down their minds, they have to take a special bath, change their clothes and burn incense before drawing the talisman.
Of course, there are exceptions to everything, such as Mr. Zhou, who is talented in her family, since he learned to draw talismans, no matter where he is, no matter what state he is, he can draw several pictures at will, and the quality is better than that of others.
But Jasibe shouldn't have that talent...... Right?