Chapter 2 Returning to the original owner of the old door is so faceless
It's just dawning! In my sleep, I smelled the fragrance of plants and trees.
Wait, I moved my nose, and there was a sour smell, who put the salted fish next to my bed?
Wait, by the bedside, so hard, no, I'm crossing through the head of the camping village!
I suddenly opened my eyes, and a pair of big feet appeared in front of me!
On a closer look, the big papaya is still pulling my quilt on the cover!
I was innocent until twenty-four in my last life, and at most I held hands with boys, and I didn't have a nest!
This bastard!
I was so angry that I pulled open the quilt and tried to suck him under the stone!
As a result, he underestimated the weakness of this body, and he didn't carry it down, but flashed the crotch shaft of the thigh.
When I was a modern person, I studied taekwondo for many years, and although I was not a black belt, I was also a red belt!
Now I can't even kick someone, and when I feel pain and sadness, my eyes are full of tears!
Lu Zeming slept soundly, and he ran around for days, so that he slept soundly when he touched the quilt.
The colder he slept, the more he grabbed the quilt, and then he simply pasted the source of fever!
As a result, it was cold and cold, which gave him a stir, and then a gentle kick woke him up, and he got up with a reel.
I found that the girl in front of me was holding her crotch shaft in her hand, with a painful face and tears in her eyes, half-lying on the stone.
Lu Zeming hurriedly asked anxiously, "What's wrong?" What's wrong with this? ”
"I'll go to your uncle's, you're sick, your whole family is sick, you scoundrel, you said that you were guarding on the side, I'm like this, you still crawl on my bed, you scum!"
This woman is so rude, how can she open her mouth to curse?
But when I think about it, he doesn't have an uncle, his parents are gone, so others can scold him!
But he doesn't want to listen to him as a rogue pervert, but in the end he is at his own fault.
Lu Zeming apologized in a low voice, "I'm really sorry girl, I'm really tired and sleepy for a day, I don't mean to offend, I just fell asleep and accidentally grabbed the quilt, I didn't do anything, really!" ”
"On the side of the road, at a small intersection, in broad daylight at night, what else do you want to do? If you really do it, then it's not a hooligan scumbag, it's a beast! ”
Lu Zeming was dumbfounded by my spray! And seeing that I'm wronged, I'm going to cry, and I'm not talking too much, love to say what I want,
But it's not good to pestle like this, so I had to change the topic and care: "Okay, it's all my fault, let's not mention this first, what's wrong with the girl's waist?"
"Not much, I didn't kick you, I flashed!" I'm not angry!
The scene of the social death reappeared
After a while, Lu Zeming was looking for a topic: "The things discussed last night can still be counted, if you do, I will go to your house to propose!"
After a while, I have recovered a lot, and I know that this stupid boy really didn't mean to, but when he opened his eyes, the first time he had close contact with a boy, he was actually awakened by stinky feet, and he was just impulsive.
Speaking of proposing, you have to go, without further ado, go now!
I also have backbone, they don't want to see the original owner let her die, then I have to live for her
Seeing that I nodded in agreement, Lu Zeming hurriedly stepped forward and helped me down, I folded the quilt and stuffed it into the tree hole where I went yesterday, and with a move of my mind, I put it into a small empty space!
In this way, I limped with a white coat, well, I should say that the papaya was dirty and gray, and walked towards the original owner's house in the village!
Because he was sick when he was young, he was timid and afraid, and he was bullied as soon as he went out, so he took the eldest brother out to play a few times, and he never went out, and he met a few people in the village, and he didn't know what to call, so he nodded and smiled and said hello!
There's a lot of talk in the back!
"Whose girl is this, causing this"
"I'm still so ignorant of inspection, dirty and walking with strange men"!
"I look like a girl from the Meng Kui family"!
Under the guidance of everyone, he came to the door of Meng's house.
The scene of the original owner crying and banging on the courtyard door last night suddenly came to my mind, and then a sense of resentment made me explode in anger.
Lu Zeming said next to him, "I'll call the door", and the sentence woke me up.
Am I affected by the resentment of the original owner?
I can't help but swear in my heart, I use your body, I will definitely get out of such a ruthless family for you, live well, and live to a height that they can't touch!
After the vow in my heart was made, I suddenly felt refreshed, come on~ scumbags!
Squeak, the broken wooden door opened, and the Liu family of Meng Kui's family poked his head out and saw Lu Zeming at the door, his face was dirty, and his clothes looked good, but they were not dirty.
At that time, his face was displeased, and he was about to open his mouth to drive away.
Lu Zeming spoke first, "Hello aunt, I met your daughter on the road, and I came to ...... here."
Before he could finish speaking, Liu saw me behind Lu Zeming.
I saw me bending over to support my crotch, my eyes were red, this is the third daughter who picked up her on the road and swept out of the house, and I came to report it!
Liu's broke out immediately! ", this girl has nothing to do with my family, the big family gave her money to be a concubine, we took the money, people don't want her, but she has nothing to do with us, we won't give her a doctor, and we won't give you benefits, where do you pick it up and throw it away!"
Damn, it's embarrassing, I don't have a trace of face! I rolled my eyes and was about to open my mouth to argue~
"Does my aunt have a marriage certificate? Did you get through the door? Lu Zeming asked!
"If a concubine asks for a marriage certificate, she will take it away."
Liu coughed embarrassedly again, "Let me tell you, although I didn't leave the door, they didn't want this person, and I didn't want it!" ”
"Uh, she's your own!" Lu Zeming complained!
Liu Shi rolled up his sleeves, pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed to Lu Zeming's nose with one hand, "What do you mean?" Don't say anything else, just she, since she was a child, she is only promised, she doesn't work, she is lazy in bed all day long, and she always has to spend money on medicine, because of her, I have suffered how many complaints and accusations from my in-laws, I can feed and dress her to such a big age, it's interesting enough if I don't kiss! , you're here to find something, aren't you? ”
I rolled my eyes, the original owner has been thin since he was a child, and he is like a chicken cub, is he lazy in bed? That's the sick can't go to the ground, spend money on medicine? It's all the eldest brother picking some mother-in-law, honeysuckle, double coptis or something boiled water for me to drink, and I can pick up the second sister's leftovers after eating and wearing such a big thing!
"That's good, Xiaosheng intends to marry your daughter as a wife, I don't know if there is a matchmaker in this village, I'll go to find it, it's just a dowry~"
Liu Shi was directly stunned for a moment, hey, hey, this sick seedling is like this, and someone has picked it up, gift money? Look at this kid is poor, what good things can he have!
"Don't give too much dowry, our rules, how much dowry to give back and how much dowry, my mother is a knife and a tofu heart, I am serious about marrying naturally to prepare a dowry!" I hurriedly said.
I don't know if this papaya has money, besides, why is it cheap to be such a family that is not worthy of being parents!
"Okay, you eat things inside and out, I have raised you for so many years, I haven't done any work and I still want a dowry, I see that he is poor like this and has nothing, young man, you can take her away, don't stuff me, get in my way, take it away quickly!"
Liu said as he pushed us on the road!
"But there is no matchmaker and no marriage certificate, take away this unclear one, otherwise, I won't marry, or let the neighbors be a witness, I picked it up, and I sent it back to you safely, and it has nothing to do with me!" Lu Zeming is embarrassed!
Oops, I haven't found out yet, this papaya is still a drama spirit!
"That's not possible, it's yours, you want to push it to me! Si'er, Si'er, come out, Meng Ziyang~" Liu shouted into the house!
"What's wrong, mother?" The fourth child of the Meng family ran out, looked at Lu Zeming at the door, and looked at me again, "Why is the broom essence still there~"
If I'm a broom good, I'm going to shoot him right now! I rolled my eyes and glared at him!
"Hey, you're a broom spirit, you're still glaring at me, you look at me~" said that this kid was about to move forward
"Don't fix these useless things, you go, go to the village and call Mrs. Zhang, go quickly, the matchmaker is here to scare her away, don't be an eyesore here," Liu pointed at me and said.
"Marry him! Okay, I'll go right away! "As he spoke, the wind was blowing under his feet, and he was about to run out. -
"Hey, this brother, take the matchmaker directly to the village chief's house!" Lu Zeming shouted
Meng Si'er looked back at her mother, meaning where is the matchmaker?
"What are you doing at the village chief's house, you guys are still alarming the village chief with this bit of? Isn't it shameful enough! Early in the morning, the clothes were dirty and the hair was messy," Liu sarcastically replied.
"The boy has no father and no mother, so he naturally needs an elder to be a witness, of course, it is best to have a marriage letter from the village chief!" Lu Zeming said!
Liu glared at Lu Zeming, and motioned to the fourth child in the family to follow what Lu Zeming said, go quickly!
Meng Si'er also ran out.
At this time, Meng Kui, who had been watching Miao in the morning, also came back, and saw a few people at the door, especially when he saw his own three girls.
Meng Kui said unhappily, "What are you doing here?" ”
Liu dragged Meng Kui over him, and said on his back, Meng Kui looked back at the big papaya, frowned, Liu said a few more words, the two walked a few steps, and called me and Lu Zeming to go to the village chief's house together!
This Meng Kui can't say what's going on, he never cares about the original owner, and he doesn't scold, just like a transparent person, but every time the original owner is sick and needs someone, he will be very angry.
I don't know what kind of perverted family this is, the second sister and the younger brother also followed the Liu family, bullying Meng Rubing, only the eldest brother is a good person!
But the eldest brother is not here, it can be said that now I am standing here with the title of the original owner, and I don't have any face at all, let alone face, and I don't have any insoles!
The big papaya asked me quietly, "The dowry is saved, how much reward do you have to give to the matchmaker?"
"This small village and village, I haven't used her to run to say anything, just give a few copper plates is a meaning," I said casually.
"Copper plate~" Papaya muttered thoughtfully!
Looking at his embarrassed look, I thought to myself, no, you are in a hurry, pick up a daughter-in-law for nothing, oh no, it's a roommate, you can't take out a few copper plates, and you dare to mention the dowry before that.
I pondered, how could I get Liu to give the money for a while!