2, iron buddy

In the eyes of iron buddy Cao Liming, the stupid girl is really stupid.

The nickname is Silly Girl, and that's it. The big name is called Fang Damei. And it's not one stupid, it's two stupid together.

It looks like a big beauty, and when she opens her mouth to speak, her essence is revealed. Although the relationship is good, but he often explodes foul language on himself. Where is there a big girl who says dirty words to the iron buddies?

But Cao Liming is so cheap, every time he scolds the stupid girl, he has to be sweet and call Da Meizi. Do you say this person is cheap or not?

As the saying goes, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer. Cao Liming and Fang Damei have such a relationship. Don't look at the two of them together, there is not a word that goes well. Except for the beautiful bullshit, there is nothing that seems to be so close to the two people anymore.

If Cao Liming hadn't been beaten for a day, then he wouldn't know how the days would have passed.

A beautiful girl like a flower, a handsome and delicate teenager. The relationship between two people is not between men and women, but iron buddies who talk about each other everything. Are you a strange couple?

Cao Liming can be happy because of the great joy of the silly girl, or he can be sad because of the great sadness of the silly girl.

If you don't consider the difference between men and women, it is more appropriate to describe their relationship with each other in one sentence, that is, wearing a pair of pants is not too fat.

In Cao Liming's heart, the silly girl is a female school bully. Everything is a lot smarter than this stupid girl. And only in terms of learning, the stupid girl brutally crushed Cao Liming.

So from Cao Liming's mouth, a stupid girl is stupid, except for studying well, there is no place where his stupidity is not revealed.

Cao Liming himself doesn't understand that such a stupid girl who is good at learning is full of stupidity when she comes to life. Have you read all the books in the belly of a dog?

Take this college entrance examination as an example, Cao Liming took one exam and was confident. Coming out of the examination room, it should be said that the eyebrows are flying. Facing the papers of the college entrance examination, I have never been so chic. Cao Liming should be fully played, more vividly than usual. When it comes to the college entrance examination, it should really be a kind of pride, and it is arrogant. His demeanor is in stark contrast to that of a silly girl.

Cao Li is looking forward to the results of the college entrance examination tomorrow.

Although there is time to check the score, Cao Liming, who can't hold back the excitement, looks at the stupid girl who is depressed, and is secretly happy in his heart, and finally he is also proud of his studies. And this is a time when the future destiny of life is concerned. It can also be said to be the most critical one.

Cao Liming thought very proudly, his results would surpass that of the stupid girl this time, and see if he could stop fighting himself. This can be said to be a perfect victory, both strategically and tactically.

This victory is needed so much, so Cao Li will look it up on the computer tomorrow. The reply is that you are asking to wait.

Silly girl, bored at home and waiting to die.

Cao Liming is like sitting on pins and needles.

This stupid girl, if the eldest lady doesn't come out, she has already lost it. The direction of life.

When they went to school together, Cao Liming was the most attentive one around the silly girl. Except for studying, she can't help, and the others take care of her by herself.

At that time, surrounded by a beautiful silly girl, among all the friends, you can raise your eyebrows. Although in front of a stupid girl, you still have to be a man with your tail between your legs. But that's the joy of life. Who has such a good destiny of their own? Such a beautiful girl, obedient to herself. Let her eat whatever she wants, let her buy whatever she wants, and let her play whatever she wants.

Now, because I didn't do well in the college entrance examination, how can I call it a stupid girl? I can't call it out. Cao Liming felt that life had lost its joy. So I can only talk to him through WeChat.

On the first day after the college entrance examination, Cao Liming sent it to WeChat, of course, at the beginning, he still had to call him a stupid girl, but as expected, he was scolded by her. Then I coughed with her again.

Cao Liming: Silly girl, come out today, buddy, please eat something delicious.

Fang Damei: You're stupid. Your whole family is stupid. If you call me that again, I'll ignore you.

Cao Liming: Da Meizi, come out. I'll take you to eat your favorite stew. How about a whole large fat sausage?

Fang Damei: No appetite.

Cao Liming: Otherwise, visit your favorite mall. Look at which skirt is the most expensive, let's try that one. Just look for the salespeople to roll their eyes. See how patient they are.

Fang Damei: Boredom. Don't I know how careful you are? Accompanying me is just an excuse. I just want to be poor with the pretty chicks standing at the counter. I took advantage of the time I tried on clothes to make eye contact with them. Tell me the last time I tried on the skirt, did you pull the collar and the little hands together?

Cao Liming: Haha! You're not afraid to walk away. Try your clothes and lift the curtain to observe me, aren't you afraid of being seen by the whole world, your delicate figure?

Fang Damei: Get out! Nothing serious. Don't you dare admit it?

Cao Liming: Dude, but your boyfriend. Show two mi, can't you hide it from you? Since you're an iron buddy, you should help. You're good, in turn spying on me and laughing at me. Are you still an iron buddy?

Fang Damei: Then I can't watch you harm other people's little girls.

Cao Liming: Which eye do you see that people are little girls? It's almost 30, you can call your aunt.

Fang Damei: So your taste is heavy enough, I won't embarrass you with you.

Cao Liming: Lang Qing concubine, only you, a stupid girl, don't understand.

Fang Damei: It's really an obscene cliché. Too lazy to understand your messy stuff.

Cao Liming: "Dream of Red Mansions" is also said to be obscene clichés, you can cry several times after watching it. Don't you know when I don't? Funeral poems, you have already translated them into English. Read Chinese once, memorize English once. Every time, it was tears in my eyes. Isn't it a mess of yours with such affection? Isn't it an obscene cliché that you are thick and I am thick?

Fang Damei: How can you say that such a great work of classical literature is so unbearable? You're really hopeless. I'm not as boring as you are. I am willing to appreciate the elegance of the poems and songs, the tactful and low-pitched plot. It's not like you, thinking about things you shouldn't be thinking. What's wrong with you boys? Is it all this virtue?

Cao Liming: The crows in the world are as black as they are. Tong Su is not bullied. Whether it is a young boy who has just become sensible, or a terminally ill grandfather in his seventies and eighties, who sees a beautiful woman, his eyes will light up. As long as he is not blind. Without exception. Do you think you women are not sexy? When you see a beautiful and handsome little student, you can't help but take a few more looks.

Fang Damei: I'm going to kill you. Don't tell me that.

Cao Liming: It was you who taught me that when I encounter the truth, I turn a corner.

Fang Damei: You call it strong words.

Cao Liming: That's justified.

Fang Damei: Sophistry, no, it should be sophistry.

Cao Liming: Do you define truth in this way?

Fang Damei: your truth.

Cao Liming: Do you want to come out?

Fang Damei: Get out, don't go.

Cao Liming: How to roll?

Fang Damei: How to roll love, how to roll.

Cao Liming: Goodbye!

Two people are like this, you say everything I say. But Cao Liming will always be at a disadvantage.

These days, I can only fight on WeChat, but I can't see the scolding and scolding of stupid girls, which makes Cao Liming's heart itch. Although it can also be ridiculed like this through WeChat. But after all, you can't see that beautiful face, distorted at any time. I can't even see his pretty little mouth, which can be tied to a donkey when pouted.

It's not enjoyable, it's not enjoyable, Cao Liming's psychology is full of regrets.

Forget it, I still don't want to, I'm turning on the computer, checking the score, and seeing how I beat you this time. Cao Luming was thinking like this in his heart.

Damn the computer, or let yourself wait.

Silly girl, silly girl, why can't you think about it like that? When will I be able to come out and continue to play with my uncle?

Finally looking forward to the day when the college entrance examination results were released, Cao Liming checked his college entrance examination scores on time, which made him overjoyed. A high score of 580 points is 100 points higher than that of Sanmo'er. This is great news.

Cao Liming wants to use this good news to blow up a big thunder at the stupid girl.

Cao Liming knew Fang Damei's exam number.

Entered her exam number into the query.

The point that popped up made Cao Liming dumbfounded again.

Silly girl, really not stupid. Since the college entrance examination, the most successful performance in so many days. yelling every day that he didn't do well in the exam, but he got a big score, is it a fool?

The stupid girl's results once again made Cao Liming lose his armor.

But my heart was so happy.