CHAPTER XVI
Zhu Liang and Lao Zhu lived in Qianqian's house for five days. That morning, Zhu Liang said to the old pig that he should leave his uncle's house. The old pig asked where to go, and Zhu Liang thought for a while: "Wherever you go, as long as you are happy." ”
Uncle and aunt were reluctant to let them go, but they couldn't stop them. Qianqian and Tingting sent them to the station.
Zhu Liang asked Tingting: "Sister Tingting, how is your father doing these days?"
"I wanted to drink the night before, but I couldn't open my mouth, and it was all spilled on my clothes. My mouth hurt all night, and I didn't dare to touch the wine in the past two days. ”
When Qianqian heard this, she "giggled" and laughed: "Whoever makes him greedy, he should be tortured like this." Zhu Gang, if you leave, will your spell still work?"
"Of course it worked, and it worked for 50 years. ”
Qianqian said happily: "Fifty years......! Your dad will be almost 100 years old. A hundred years old is an old man, he is drinking too much, drunk, you don't have to be afraid. If he wants to hit you, you run. He won't be able to catch up with you. ”
Zhu Liang smiled and said, "Sister, after fifty years. You're all about seventy. Sister Tingting can't run anymore. ”
"Seventy, we're also seventy?" Qianqian never considered age, she only felt that it was a very distant thing, as if it would never have anything to do with her. Now that she thinks about it, in fifty years, she looks at Tingting, Tingting also looks at her, and then the two girls hold their heads and "giggle".
Qianqian and Tingting kept sending the two of them on the train, and they could be seen far away from the train. It can be seen that they are also reluctant to let Lao Zhu and Zhu Liang go.
Zhu Liang wanted to take advantage of this summer vacation to go to more places, so he couldn't stay at his uncle's house longer. The old pig kept waving at them until he couldn't see them.
There are not many people in the car, and the old cow still feels fresh like the first time, look here, look there.
In just over an hour, they got out of the car. The old pig didn't understand why he got off so quickly. Zhu Liang told Lao Zhu: "We came out to visit the city, not to take the train." ”
As soon as he got out of the station, the old pig felt that there were so many people. After walking for a while, the old pig said that he was Russian, and Zhu Liang also felt hungry. So, Zhu Liang took the old pig and began to look for a restaurant.
Walking a few streets, they saw a street full of snacks and many tables outside the store. Zhu Liang led the old pig into a flavored ramen restaurant.
Zhu Liang hadn't finished eating one bowl, and the old pig had eaten three bowls. Look at a waiter and stick out his tongue.
Zhu Liang and Lao Zhu played here for three days and went to many lively places. Both of them had a great time. The old pig is carefree, but Zhu Liang is a little worried, because the money in his pocket is about to be spent, they live in a hotel, go to a restaurant, the old pig is still greedy, and pouts when there is no good food.
The old pig said nonchalantly: "There is no money, there is no money, there is an old pig, and I am still worried that there is no food." ”
"Are you going to steal or rob?"
"I'll go—" The old pig was asked.
Zhu Liang said, "You still think of yourself as the king of the mountain, that's not good." ”
"How can that be done?"
Zhu Liang patted his head and thought about it: "It's okay if it's not illegal!"
The old pig patted his chest: "Then I know that I rely on strength to make money." What I have is strength. ”
Zhu Liang nodded: "That's how we should be, earn money while walking, spend it when we earn it, and support ourselves by ourselves, so it makes sense." ”
The old pig nodded: "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”
The two walked down the street as they talked, passing a movie theater. The words "magic show" on the billboard attracted Zhu Liang's attention, and he took a closer look to know that a special magic show was being held in the cinema. Zhu Liang loves to watch magic tricks, and of course he doesn't want to miss such an opportunity.
He bought a ticket, pulled the old pig and ran into the cinema. There was a show going on inside, and there were hundreds of people watching.
On the stage is an old man, playing a game of poker. He had pokers in both hands, and he couldn't finish throwing them away. Some have been thrown off the stage. Finally, the old man raised his hand, and the small poker suddenly turned into a big poker. "Wow-" The audience clapped and slapped. The old man took a curtain call and then left the scene.
Next on the stage was a young man, in his twenties, who performed a funny magic trick that not only changed things, but also funny, and the audience was laughing and applauding. It was the first time for the old pig to watch magic, which was fresh and curious. Both hands kept clapping.
Then came a girl, sixteen or seventeen years old, really good-looking. The old pig whispered to Zhu Liang: She is more beautiful than the palace maids in the Heavenly Palace.
The girl began to change things, and the gentleman conjured a fish tank from her body, which also contained water and fish. The audience applauded and slapped their hands. Then a couple of pigeons, all real pigeons, flew a few times over the heads of the spectators, and then flew to the girl's hands. The girl's last performance is a big change. It is to let a person go to the box first, and then open the box, and the person will be gone, and the performance will be considered a success. In order to enhance the authenticity of the performance, the girl wanted to find a child in the audience to cooperate with the performance. But even after saying it a few times, no child took the initiative to come on stage.
"I'm coming!"
Zhu Liang was taken aback, it turned out to be the old pig who shouted. Zhu Liang wanted to drag him, but he didn't move, and the old pig trotted onto the stage.
The girl was delighted, took the old pig's hand and asked him what his name was. The old pig said that his name was Zhu Gang. The girl also asked him if he was afraid. The old pig said he was not afraid. The old pig heart said: You still ask him if he is afraid, if you know that I am Zhu Bajie, it would be good if you were not afraid.
The girl praised the old pig for being a brave child. Then he pulled him to the front of a large wooden box. He muttered in his ear for a moment, and then the old pig went into the box. The box was locked, rope was tied to the outside, and then a large black cloth was covered, covering the whole box.
Look at the beautiful girl again, first circle around the box a few times, and then dance her arms, as if to make a gesture to get rid of the contents of the box. After a few minutes, start opening the box.
The rope is unfastened, the lock is opened, and the front panel of the box is lowered so that the audience can see the inside of the box. In the past, the magic procedure was as follows: first the person in the box was changed, then the box was closed, and then the person was turned back. This magic trick is complete.
Now, when the big box board is put down, what is shown to the audience is that the child who went in just now is indeed gone, but there is an extra cow. This result is not only surprising to the audience, but also the girl who manipulates the magic trick. Zhu Liang also had to have special skills for the old pig, but he didn't expect that he would be able to do magic and turn himself into a cow. Zhu Liang admired the old pig even more from the bottom of his heart.
Although the audience felt surprised, they thought that a new project had been added to the magic, so they immediately clapped and slapped it. The cow jumped out of the box and headed straight for the girl. The girl was so frightened that she ran in circles on the stage. As soon as he ran after him, the audience laughed even more, thinking that it was a burlesque performance. Zhu Liang knew that Zhu Gang must be deliberately teasing the girl, for fear of frightening the girl, Zhu Liang also hurried onto the stage.
The audience saw another child rushing onto the stage, and when they were worried about him, they saw that this child was not only not afraid of the ox, but also rode on the back of the ox. The child rode the ox leisurely around the stage three times, then jumped off the cow's back, and then covered the cow with the big black cloth. Then go around it three times and uncover the black cloth.
The audience thought that the cow should have disappeared, but turned the child back from just now. However, this is not the case. When the black cloth was lifted, the cow was still there, but the color had changed. From the red bull just now to the current black bull.
Zhu Liang originally wanted to turn Zhu Gang back and step down, but he didn't expect Red Bull to become a black bull. Listening to the enthusiastic shouts of the audience, Zhu Liang knew that the audience also regarded him as a magician. Zhu Liang had no choice but to continue to cooperate.
Zhu Liang covered the old pig with the black cloth again and circled it three more times. Then he opened it and looked at it, and Zhu Liang wanted to jump angrily. The black cow has become a cow again. A cow with a black and a white cow on its body. Zhu Liang jumped on the cow's back again and slapped it twice on its hind buttocks. The skin of the cow is thick, and these two times don't feel it at all, but it makes Zhu Liang's hands feel numb and crispy.
The audience burst into laughter and applause. Zhu Bajie was originally crazy alone, and he couldn't control it when he saw that the audience was so lively. First he ran high on the stage, then came to the front of the stage, raised his two front hooves, and made a slap posture. Such an action is difficult for an ordinary cow to do. So the crowd shouted louder, and a few people seemed to suspect that the cow was pretending to be human, and ran to the front to look at it. The cow screamed twice, scaring several people away, one of whom slipped and squatted.
Zhu Liang, who was riding on Zhu Bajie's back, almost slipped off the back of the ox, Zhu Liang hugged his neck tightly and stuck to the root of his ear. Tell him to stop messing around.
This sentence really worked, and the cow immediately turned into the appearance of the child just now. The two of them wanted to step down, but were stopped by the girl who was performing just now. When the old pig saw the beautiful girl, he was very obedient and followed her to the back of the stage. The big change of live cattle performed by the old pig just now not only alarmed the audience, but also alarmed the back. Behind the stage, there are several old artists who have played magic tricks for half their lives, and they can't understand how the red bull, the black bull, and finally the cow are conjured, not to mention that the performance is still two children. It's incredible. In order to figure it out, they had to ask them.