Chapter 1 Gao Laozhuang is gone
When Zhu Bajie returned to the world again, he was confused by the scene in front of him, he clearly remembered that this was Gao Laozhuang, how could he not even see the shadow of Gao Laozhuang? The old pig thought to himself: How could it have changed in the past few years? The old pig did not remember for a while, one day in the sky and one year on the earth. He was in heaven for a few years, and on earth it was already a thousand years.
The old pig happened to land on the roof of a company's high-rise building, he looked down and felt that it was dozens of meters high, and the old pig felt very fresh. He could have jumped off the floor at once, but the old pig didn't, and he walked down the stairs step by step......
A security guard saw the old pig, he stopped the old pig and asked, "Which department are you?"
The old pig didn't know how to answer, and pointed to it...... The old pig means that he is from the heavenly palace.
The security guard misunderstood the old pig and thought that the old pig was talking about the sports and fitness department on the top floor of the upper floor. The security guard looked at the old pig carefully and felt that the old pig was very strange. "Please show your ID. ”
"Certificates?" the old pig didn't understand what "documents" meant. The old pig shook his head, indicating that he did not understand. The security guard misunderstood again and thought that the old pig did not.
"Undocumented...... Then follow me to the security room. The security guard came up and grabbed the old pig's arm. The old pig shook it gently, and the security guard was thrown off and almost fell. The security guard's face changed, and he immediately turned on the walkie-talkie:
"Captain, captain - a suspicious person has been spotted...... A big black man, with a strong physique, a big nose and a ......"
The old pig looked at the security guard happily, not knowing who he was talking to. After a while, five security guards immediately appeared in front of the old pig.
After receiving a report from his subordinates, the security captain of the building immediately came to the top floor with four subordinates. Seeing the old pig, the captain wondered in his heart: How did this big black man get in? Recently, some people have been reacting that things have been lost, could it be that this big black man did it?
"Bring it back for interrogation first. "The captain gave the order. Immediately, two security guards rushed up and held the old pig down.
The old pig laughed loudly, he knew in his heart that as long as he used a little strength, the two security guards who held him down would fly out. The old pig deliberately pretended to be in the same body as a normal person, and honestly waited for it to fall......
The security guard, who was almost dumped by the old pig just now, also added a little courage at this time. He grabbed the old pig's collar and said coldly: "Da Lao Hei, I was quite majestic just now, why is it wilting now?" Hearing his words, several security guards couldn't help laughing.
"Bring it back for interrogation first!" the captain ordered again.
Hearing the captain's order, the two security guards who grabbed the old pig's arm and the security guard who was dragging the old pig's collar worked hard at the same time to get the old pig away.
The old pig didn't want to leave, so the efforts of the three of them were in vain.
The three security guards looked at each other and smiled, all thinking that the other was lazy.
One of the security guards said, "Don't be lazy. Let's all work hard!" The three of them began to work hard again. But after a few pushes and a few drags, the old pig still didn't move half a step.
The captain watched it from the sidelines and felt that this black man must have some skills. He shouted to the other two security guards, "Come on, everyone!"
The captain and two other security guards also rushed over, the two of them crossed their arms, the four of them raised their thighs, and the captain shouted "Rise-"
Seeing that the old pig did not move. The captain thought that none of them had heard the shouting, and he raised his voice—"Up!". The captain secretly looked at the two security guards who were holding the other thigh, and saw that they were both struggling, and their faces were red. But if you look at the two thighs again, it is as if they have grown on the marble floor, and they have not moved a single bit.
Angry, the captain took a hard bite on the old pig's thigh. The old pig didn't feel pain, but it felt itchy. The old pig laughed and gently flicked six brains on their brains. The six security guards screamed like wolves. The old pig's hand immediately had a small head on each head......
The security guards were lying on the ground in pain, and these people understood that the black man was unusual, and no one dared to touch the black man. watched the big black man walk down the stairs step by step.
After a while, the old pig was at the bottom. He looked up and said—it's really high. The old pig suddenly remembered that the security guard just now said that he was a "big nose". The old pig's heart said that my nose is big?
The old pig saw himself in a glass window - medium stature, not fat or thin, and his ears were the same as those of a normal person, but his nose was still a little bigger. He grabbed his nose with his hand to make it smaller, and as his nose shrank, his body shrank a little bit. In the end, he shrunk into a twelve or thirteen-year-old child. The old pig smiled hey, touched his nose carefully, and still felt a little big......
Walking out of the building, Lao Zhu saw a lot of little boys and girls carrying bags and walking into a large courtyard next to him, he didn't know that it was a small school. The old pig was curious, and he turned into a bee and followed a little boy.
Lao Zhu followed the little boy into a classroom on the third floor, and at this time, there were already dozens of elementary school students in the classroom.
The old pig flew around on their head mountain, and without reading for a while, a female teacher walked in. All the children shouted "Hello teacher!". Only then did the old pig know that this was the place to teach. In the past, he was called Mr., but now he is called a teacher, and he used to be a male gentleman, but now he is a female gentleman.
When the old pig saw that the teacher was talking for a while, he asked the children, and the children raised their hands first, and the teacher called the name, and the children who called the name stood up and answered.
From time to time, the old pig glanced at the little boy who had led him in the door, and found that he had not raised his hand once. The old pig used his mind to make the little boy raise his right hand as well.
"Zhu Liang, you answer. The teacher called the boy's name.
"His name is Zhu Liang, and his surname is Pig?" the old pig smiled, this kid and my old pig have the same surname.
Zhu Liang was stunned for a moment, and thought: How could the teacher greet him if he didn't raise his hand?
"Zhu Liang, why don't you stand up and answer?"
"Teacher, I haven't thought about it yet. ”
"I didn't think about it?...... Then why do you have to raise your hand?" the teacher looked at Zhu Liang strangely.
"I ...... I didn't raise my hand?" After Zhu Liang finished saying this, the classroom erupted in laughter from the classmates, and even the teacher laughed.
The teacher continued, "You didn't raise your hand, so whose hand are you raising now?"
Zhu Liang turned his head and saw that his right hand was still raised in the air. He was strange, he didn't want to raise his hand, why did he raise this hand?
Zhu Liang, how did he know that all this was the ghost of Zhu Bajie? At this time, the old pig who fell on the tube lamp also laughed secretly......
The first two classes were math and Chinese classes, and Lao Pig was not interested. He was flying around the classroom......
The last session is a physical education class - the female students jump rope and the male students jump the pommel horse.
Zhu Liang grinned, the last thing he wanted to go to was physical education class. The last physical education class was to jump on the pommel horse, and he didn't jump over it once, and the angry teacher picked him up and let him ride the pommel horse. Zhu Liang called the physical education teacher Black King Kong in his heart, he was not only black, but also had a very loud voice, and the students were afraid of him. In the last physical education class, he carried Zhu Liang on the pommel horse, but did not take him off. Zhu Liang had no choice but to go down by himself, he didn't stand firm, and he came to a dazzle. It made the whole class laugh again.
"Zhu Liang - you jump first!" the teacher called him first.
I was really afraid of what to call it, and Zhu Liang, who was nervous, immediately sweated when he heard his name called.
"Black King Kong...... Black King Kong ......" Zhu Liang muttered angrily in his heart, and he slowly walked from the queue to the running line. He calmed his nerve, and then slowly ran towards the saddle horse—twenty meters...... Fifteen meters...... Ten meters.
It is said to be a run, but in fact, in the eyes of the teacher, it is not much faster than walking. 5 meters, 4 meters, 3 meters, 2 meters, 1 meter, 0.5 meters...... Jumping, the program is really good, but in the end the performance is not good, due to the lack of height, Zhu Liang still lies on the pommel horse.
Zhu Liang's funny appearance has long been expected by the teacher. He stepped forward, first patted Zhu Liang's buttocks, and then took Zhu Liang down like a chicken. He was thinking about what kind of words to use to ridicule Zhu Liang, but suddenly found that Zhu Liang's appearance was very strange: his whole body was still trembling, and his eyes were staring at him tightly......
"Could it be that this kid has some strange disease?" Just when the teacher hesitated, Zhu Liang suddenly said to him as if he had changed a person: "Teacher, I want to dance again!"
"Dancing once?" the teacher amused, and then said to him, "You might as well say it's better to lie down again." But seeing that it was the first time he had such courage, he nodded in agreement.
Zhu Liang returned to the running line, this time he did not rush to start as he did just now, but raised his right hand and waved it a few times to the students.
The physical education teacher was disgusted: You think you are participating in the Olympics, what kind of stinky posture is there? Some of the students also had the joy of "eating". Looking at Zhu Liang and Zhu Liang just now, they were completely like two people - the good words of energetic, high-spirited, and high-spirited were very appropriate for Qi Zhuliang at this time.
Starting - 20 meters...... 10 meters ...... Five meters, looking at Zhu Liang again, like a gust of wind, he arrived in front of the pommel horse in a blink of an eye, and then pressed his hands on the pommel horse, and his body rose into the air.
In this event, the world champion is generally about four or five meters in the air, and then he can do a few somersaults or a few turns in the air. However, Zhu Liang's height in the air reached more than ten meters, and then he tossed for more than ten weeks. Although his posture is not so professional and not so graceful, this height and difficulty are enough to disgrace the world's masters. His landing was also a little poor, he didn't stand firmly, he shook a few times, and sat down in the sand......
Zhu Liang often had this or that kind of "stumbling" in his previous physical education classes, and he was able to win the laughter of his classmates every time. "Daddy" is almost about to become synonymous with Zhu Liang.
However, after Zhu Liang's cheek appeared just now, he didn't hear the laughter of a classmate. Instead, after being silent for dozens of seconds, strong cheers and applause erupted.
Let's take a look at what kind of state the physical education teacher was in when Zhu Liang completed this series of movements? He only widened his eyes when Zhu Liang was in the air for more than ten meters. He is a professional PE teacher and knows the program well. He knows very well that being able to soar more than ten meters in the air is something that no one in the world of sports dares to challenge to such heights. For half a spin, an athlete can have to challenge for years. I didn't expect that today's ordinary elementary school students can easily surpass the limits of human beings.
Zhu Liang's astonishing jump really shocked this "Black King Kong", not only psychologically, but also physically at the same time. The body tilted, and just when Zhu Liang appeared with a dun, he also came to a pun very cooperatively.
Zhu Liang sat in the sand unscathed, the physical education teacher was not so lucky, but the ground under his feet was hard, and there happened to be a stone as big as a peanut, which was impartially pressed against his tailbone. At the time, he didn't feel it, but later I heard that it was painful for more than two months.
In fact, Zhu Liang's performance just now was all the old pig secretly helping, and even Zhu Liang himself didn't know how he had such great ability......
Anyway, Zhu Liang has become a hero in the eyes of his classmates this day. The thin figure seems to have suddenly become taller. His classmates were all vying to sharpen his pencils, to borrow him erasers, and several female classmates were trying to help him with his homework...... Zhu Liang didn't mention how beautiful he was in his heart.
After school, Zhu Liang was followed by two big slips. In the past, let alone that someone followed him, even if he wanted to follow others, no one wanted to. Zhu Liang is the perfect jump today, which suddenly changed his original life state.
Zhu Liang unconsciously walked downstairs to his house, and when he looked back, there were still a few classmates following behind, he waved his hand to them, and said, "See you tomorrow!" The classmates also waved their hands to him happily, some said "bye-bye", some said "see you tomorrow", and then they all walked away. Zhu Liang found that there was still a student who hadn't left, and he took a closer look, but he hadn't seen it. This elementary school student is an old pig, he saw that the students had all walked out of school, he changed back to the appearance of a little boy from a little bee, and followed Zhu Liang back to his home.
"Why don't I know you?" asked Zhu Liang to the old pig.
"You're very majestic today, jumping very high. ”
Zhu Liang was happy: "You also saw it?"
"See. ”
Zhu Liang smiled: "I don't know why I suddenly grew strong today...... Haven't you told me your name yet?"
"My name is -" The old pig wanted to say "Pig Wu Neng", but suddenly felt that it was inappropriate, and he should still say the original name "Zhu Ganglie". "My name is Pig...... Gang ......"
"You are also surnamed Zhu, your name is Zhu Gang?" Before the old pig could say his name, Zhu Liang grabbed the words.
"Zhu Gang?" - the old pig heart said that this kid also changed my name, and after thinking about it, let's change it, it's not bad to have one more name. hurriedly replied: "Yes, my name is Zhu Gang......"
"Where do you live?" Zhu Liang asked the old pig.
"I—" The old pig didn't know how to answer.
"You don't have a home, are you an orphan?"
"Yes, yes, I don't have a home?—am I an orphan?" the old pig quickly admitted that he had no home, that he was an orphan.
"Go, follow me into the house. When someone asks, they say you're my classmate. ”
Zhu Liang's mother looked at this tiger-headed little boy very cute, especially the round big nose, Zhu Liang's mother twisted it on the old pig's nose. The old pig really wanted to stand in her way. In the past, the elder brother Sun Wukong often twisted the old pig's big ears, and he was very disgusted, and now someone twists the old pig's nose, of course he is also very disgusted.
Zhu Liang's mother twisted the old pig's nose and asked, "Are you and Zhu Liang classmates?"
Before the old pig could answer, Zhu Liang preemptively said, "Mom, his name is Zhu Gang, and he and I are classmates." ”
Dinner was served, and the old pig was invited to the table. The old pig was not polite, and sat down to eat. The old pig thought that he would eat more than a dozen big steamed buns, but he didn't expect to be full after just eating two. Only then did he remember that after he became a child, his big belly also became smaller.
Because he was too excited, Zhu Liang told the old pig about his experience today over and over again, and the old pig's excitement all fell on the picture album. It turns out that there are many albums of "Journey to the West".