readx; Far away from the worldly world of competition and victory, isolated from the mortal dust of deceit, here, there is a weather-beaten, but still stubbornly standing small temple, it is not known to outsiders Hanshan Temple. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Knock knock, knock knock"

Every midnight, the old bell at the entrance of the temple would make a deep sound and would not stop until a long time.

"I've knocked ninety-nine eighty-one times, it's time to do your homework. ”

The man muttered to himself, wearing a robe over him that looked to have been worn for at least a long time, the original red and white color had turned white and yellow, and the material of the clothes was worn thin, patched layer after layer.

He's supposed to be a monk, right? Even if he has long, flowing hair!

"Smack"

It turns out that the homework he said is to chop wood, but it is not the traditional kind, but the use of potential, and you don't ask me what the potential is, because I don't know either!

With a look, a gesture, or even an idea, he used a trick that ordinary people would mistake for a trick to finish splitting the pile of stumps in front of him. As for the effect, it is naturally very beautiful, just like a polished tofu cube.

"Buddhists, I've finished my routine homework, and now it's time for dinner. ”

That's right, monks are also human beings, and they also have to eat grains. Wait a minute......

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart. After a day of fasting, I can finally eat something good, Amitabha, sins and sins!"

I remember an old monk said that those who eat meat during the day are bad monks, so on the other hand, they must be good monks if they eat at night.

It was also when the jealous and hateful fate destroyed the natural enemies of the monks, and a certain Buddha who couldn't look down on him rewarded him with a Buddha palm.

"Sins and sins, fate forgot to give you some oil and water. ”

But he was not frightened when he saw the extinction, he sneered and ripped off the chicken legs and wings, and put them in the bowl on the god case, and then said his sins to the three Buddhist bosses.

"No, the second senior brother has already ascended, and the senior brother is not a greedy person, he must be the master, your old man is playing tricks on me again. ”

Yuan Xuan's reaction was very fast, and he immediately figured out who was doing the trouble, as if to confirm his guess, with a loud Buddha horn, the Buddhist boss made a shocking appearance.

"The world laughs at me for being too crazy, just because I don't know the true face of Lushan! Traitor, I actually want to buy me with a chicken leg, and the Buddha will definitely beat you up. ”

In the vast golden light, a peerless Buddha stepped on the golden dragon and came, before anyone arrived, the hooligan aura who fought with the whole world had already made it clear who it was, and it was one of the hooligans of the three sects.

"It's really a master, the rebel is so polite. ”

The Buddha's momentum is like a rainbow, and he is unparalleled in the world, but the rebel is obviously not an ordinary person, the original shabby robe has long disappeared, and it has been replaced by a high-spirited fairy robe.

"Very well, I have not forgotten the admonition during my travels, as the so-called raising soldiers for a thousand days is used for a while, and now there is a very urgent task for you to complete. ”

Yuan Yan swallowed his saliva, and suddenly became nervous, "Do you want me to visit the Qinglou this time, or...... Tear down the Buddha wall?"

"Hey, those are pediatrics, this is the real critical moment, your senior brother has been resurrected, I want you to bring him back, so as not to let him be tainted by the rolling red dust!"

Yuan Xuan was immediately overjoyed, "So that's the case." Then he changed to a comfortable position and lay down, "It sounds like nine deaths, it's better to let him fend for himself, Buddha Buddha, sin and sin." ”

"Hey, you give me a serious face. ”

The Buddha was furious, and immediately triggered the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, and there was a great disagreement to extinguish the trend of this rebel.

"Buddha Afo, if you don't go, you don't go, and I can't do anything reluctantly. ”

Yuan is not afraid of the nine thunders, but still has a resolute attitude, and talks and laughs under the power of heaven.

"Apprentice, I knelt down for you, this mission is really yours. Seeing that his own rebels were indifferent, the Buddha's eyes rolled and he said: "Actually, I have helped you find a little junior sister over the years, who is a thief and a water spirit, you will definitely be tempted when you see it." ”

"I think about it. ”

The Buddha can only raise the chips again, "Your senior brother is very popular, not only recognized an underworld boss as a godfather, but also set up a gang, as long as you show your identity, he will definitely reuse you, when the time comes, it will no longer be a dream to marry Bai Fumei and go to the peak of life." ”

"Needless to say, I'm the only one to have such a challenging task. ”

The Buddha was very pleased, "Very good, I am relieved that you have such an enlightenment, and I wish you good luck and prosperity all the way to the peak of life." ”

Yuan Xuan clenched his fists, and it was finally his turn to appear, so many years of self-cultivation and so many years of preparation finally came in handy. After being excited, he suddenly thought of a question, and shouted into the sky: "Master, go slowly, where can I find Senior Brother, I'm a road idiot~Ah!"