Chapter Seventy-Six: Ventriloquist is good, isn't it?
Bai Shannuo slowly walked in front of that person, "I heard that you are the number one in the ventriloquist sect?" I'll meet you. ”
The man looked at Bai Shannuo and showed a mysterious smile,
"It turns out that you are also good at ventriloquism, that's just the comparison, if your ventriloquism is better than mine, I am willing to apologize for the abruptness just now."
"But if you lose, this female companion of yours will lend me two days to play."
Bai Shannuo touched his chin, but it's a pity, he hasn't grown a beard yet, otherwise he should be more stylish.
"It's not appropriate for you to do this, you're just apologizing, but I'm going to lose my female companion, you're so good at doing business and shameless, why don't you open a trading house?"
"Oh, how do you know that I am the person in charge of Qingyangmen of Liancheng Commercial Bank? But you're right, it's a bit unfair to you, so be it, if I lose, your list today will be mine. ”
Bai Shannuo sweated slightly at first, but he didn't expect this person's profession to be so compatible with his character, but this kid's brain was opened, and he didn't fly directly to the sky.
Of course, this has nothing to do with Bai Shannuo, what really makes Bai Shannuo happy is that this person actually used this as a bet, you know, it is two thousand nine hundred spirit stones.
"Ventriloquism, I'll try it with you today, so that you can know that you are not the only one who knows ventriloquism in this Qingyangmen, and you are arrogant in the province, I don't know what to say."
After Bai Shannuo finished speaking, he gently moistened his throat and prepared to do a big job.
You must know that ventriloquism is an excellent folk performance skill and a kind of acrobatics. OriginIn ancient times, people used hunting, imitating the sounds of animals, to trick prey into obtaining food.
According to historical records, in the story of "Meng Weijun's Night Invasion of Hangu Pass" during the Warring States Period, "Chicken Singing and Dog Thief" was the first to apply ventriloquism to the military. By the Song Dynasty, ventriloquism had become a fairly mature performing art, commonly known as "next door play".
From the Song Dynasty to the Republic of China, it was popular in Hangzhou, and performers used their mouth, teeth, lips, tongue, throat, nose and other vocal organs to imitate various sounds of nature, such as birds and beasts, wind, rain, thunder and lightning, and so on.
It can make the listener feel immersive. This kind of skill belonged to one of the "hundred operas" in the Qing Dynasty.
Of course, there is also the well-known Beatbox, which stands for Huma
Beatbox, which originated in the United States, is an emerging hip hop element that emerged in the 1980s, a musical culture that flourished at the beginning of the 21st century.
It can be popularly understood as rhythm ventriloquism, but it is fundamentally different from traditional Chinese ventriloquism.
You know, in the past, Bai Shannuo's roommate was a family ventriloquist, although Bai Shannuo didn't learn much carefully, but he didn't blow it or black, and he pretended to learn two sentences that wasn't for fun.
"Tell me, where are you going to compete?" That ran said, you can pick any place, don't say that I bully you.
Bai Shannuo also couldn't get used to this 13 criminals, and decided to defeat him in a dignified manner, "In this way, let's compete here, in broad daylight, everyone is watching, and there are people in the province who pay their bills." ”
At this time, an indescribable obscene smile suddenly appeared on the person's face, and he secretly said in his heart, isn't it, performing ventriloquist here? Wouldn't it be inappropriate?
Bai Shannuo saw that this person was hesitating, "What's wrong?" Is this scared? Or are you not the first ventriloquist in Qingyangmen at all? ”
"No, I'm just wondering if it's a bit inappropriate for you to do this? After all, let so many people watch? I ...... too."
"I see, you're embarrassed, do you? That's no problem, I'll come, can I come first? ”
"Okay. That's great, I'll watch you perform. ”
"Okay, keep your eyes open."
Bai Shannuo said this, cleared his throat, and then began to perform ventriloquism.
"Chirp, twitter, twitter, goo...... Bitterness and bitterness. "The calls of all kinds of birds are endless.
Chirp - the call of a magpie, pong - the sound of a sparrow flying, coo - the call of a pearl-necked turtledove, and the third is heavier and elongated, bitter and bitter - the warning of the white-breasted bitter bird.
Then, that person was stupid, this is good, it's good, it's just that this is not the same as the ventriloquist I learned, it's not a thing.
"Brother, is this your ventriloquism?" The man asked a little flustered.
"yes, that's my ventriloquism, what are you talking about? Isn't this one? Bai Shannuo asked with a humble face.
Is this the ventriloquist I'm talking about, the ventriloquism I'm talking about is something that Lord Shen He barely hid in 404 days, it's not this ventriloquism, how can you and me?
"I'm done performing, it's your turn, brother, perform well." Bai Shannuo said and patted this person lightly on the shoulder, and then stepped aside, ready to watch this person perform, this person naturally claimed to be the first ventriloquist in Qingyangmen.
Presumably, there is also a unique method, if you can imitate more bird calls, so that you may be able to make your "Hundred Birds Fight" go further.
Bai Shannuo wanted to fight with others with a pure spirit of learning, and he definitely didn't want to see that person make a fool of himself.
Believe it or not, how hard that smiling face maintained, for fear that I would accidentally laugh out loud.
The monk of the Liancheng Merchant House stood for a long time, his face was blue for a while, red for a while, and dark for a while.
The blue-faced Dou Erdun stole the royal horse~, the red-faced Guan Gong fought for a long time, the yellow-faced Dian Wei, the white-faced Cao Cao, and the black-faced Zhang Fei chirped.
The monk held back for a long time and didn't hold anything out, flicking his sleeves in a fit of anger, as if he wanted to leave, this time Bai Shannuo was unwilling, how could he say that he would leave? The money for the spirit stone has not yet been settled.
"Wait, brother, what is the money you owe me yet? Let's settle this account before leaving. ”
Bai Shannuo hurriedly took two steps forward to stop this person, just kidding, I wasted so much time to accompany you in such a scene, and you didn't say thank you, didn't settle the bill, this is leaving? I don't think you're taking me seriously at all.
Unexpectedly, the monk didn't say a word, and directly took out a flying sword and swung it straight towards Bai Shannuo.
"Boy, I warn you, although I planted it in your hands this time, but don't be too arrogant, I am a monk in the foundation building period, and you are only a monk in the qi refining period, I want to kill you, it's as easy as a hand."
This man wants to leave after saying that, but how can there be such a good thing? If you don't give money, forget it, but dare to threaten Bai Shannuo? Do you really think that Bai Shannuo is shameless?
Now what? It's called the Law Enforcement Hall, isn't the Law Enforcement Hall dealing with sect disputes? You still want to kill me? Didn't you see that there were thirty Qi refining stage monks behind me, plus one foundation building stage monk? You think too highly of yourself, don't you?
Then Bai Shannuo shouted directly outside the door, "Come on, someone, someone has used force in Qingyangfang City, come on, someone here openly disobeys the rules of the sect, what about the people in the Law Enforcement Hall?" They all eat dry rice! ”