Chapter Eighty-Six: I'm Here, and I'm Not at Ease
Ling Chen saw that several people were drunk, so he walked over and paid the bill.
"Hey...... They all say that they are wine... God, not yet...... Lying in front of me... Down. Hehe......" Ling Chen also bared his tongue and said to himself: "Raise your glass and look around to invite the moon, haha...... Belch...... Invincible and lonely as snow. ”
"Hmm... Drunk only invited the moon, drunk and sighed...... Invincible, silent as snow! Hehe...... It's a good thing to do...... Belch! The invincible life is down, and there is no one to drink with, haha......! ”
Ling Chen didn't notice that Bai Lu lying on the table almost laughed.
"Who? …… Who is so ashamed to speak! I'm a Bacchus face... Where? Tell him to come over ......," Brother Chun said and lay on the ground.
"Rookie! Also Bacchus? Cut! Ling Chen touched Brother Chun with his foot, but he didn't react at all.
"Everyone eats and drinks well...... Ling Chen suddenly woke up: "Damn!" Xiaofeng! Ay! Xiaofeng, wake up...... Wake up! I'll go! Where do you live? ”
It's a pity that Xiaofeng was really drunk, and shook Ling Chen away with his hand: "Stay there, uh-huh...... Yes, live there. ”
“……”
Ling Chen ran over and shook Bai Lu again: "Hey! Xiaolu, it's dawn, get up! The sun is on the ass! ”
"Excuse ......" Bai Lu pouted, and used her arm to block Ling Chen's hand in disgust.
After Ling Chen walked away, she smiled again and continued to sleep. People do not indulge in the youth. In fact, she is the same as Ling Chen, even if she is drunk, her mind is still sober, and to put it simply, she will not be broken. I know what I'm doing, I know I'm drunk, but my body is not at your disposal.
"It's over! Why didn't you lie down? Well? No way! How can you lie down yourself? What if they all fall down? Hum...... It's up to me when it matters most. Thinking of this, Ling Chen called a taxi on his mobile phone.
It's two o'clock, but fortunately, there is a fortunate uncle who takes the order. After a while, the car came.
"Huh...... How much did you drink? I can tell you up front that if they spit on my car, I'll have to pay more. The driver looked at a few people and immediately said with a disgusted face.
"Reasonable, reasonable." Ling Chen hurriedly agreed.
Ling Chen and the driver dragged Brother Chun to the passenger seat first.
"You won't put him in the back seat?" The driver asked strangely, and then looked back at the two flower-like girls and immediately laughed obscenely: "Hehe...... Got it, got it. ”
"What if that guy spits on these two?" Ling Chen hurriedly analyzed.
"Hey...... Yeah. The driver had a look of believing you.
Ling Chen didn't bother to analyze, I don't know you.
When the driver saw Ling Chen going to help Bai Lu, he was going to help Xiaofeng.
"Wait, I'll do it myself!" Ling Chen saw through your appearance at a glance. This guy is too obscene to believe it.
In this way, Ling Chen took Bai Lu's arm, and bursts of jasmine fragrance hit, and then looked at Bai Lu's somewhat messy hair, lazily covering his red face.
"Goblins!" Ling Chen scolded secretly to calm his heart.
While walking, Bai Lu also leaned towards Ling Chen, intentionally or unintentionally, naturally letting Ling Chen touch places that he shouldn't touch.
"Hey! I said can you walk seriously, your tofu has made me finish eating! Ling Chen said to Bai Lu speechlessly.
"Huh? Hehe...... Braised tofu? Or mapo tofu? Bai Lu said in a daze.
Ling Chen's ghost gave him a terrible look: Well, cyan lace, and ...... Two pieces of snow white.
Ling Chen hurriedly turned his head: "Shallot mixed with tofu!" Occasionally, no hair! I didn't mean to. ”
Bai Lu's feet were mixed and he almost didn't fall.
"Hey...... Okay, okay, I'll take you and go, it's weird. ”
"Hmm......" Bai Lu let out a sigh.
"I'll just say yes." Ling Chen's left hand stretched out under Bai Lu's armpit, and his right hand manipulated Bai Lu's leg. hugged Bai Lu up. Creamy! Ahem...... Fortunately, it's not heavy, about 50kg.
The fragrance was fragrant, and the beauty was in his arms, which made Ling Chen, an old virgin, shout that he couldn't bear it. The heart is about to jump out.
Bai Lu, who was leaning on Ling Chen's arms, listened to Ling Chen's heartbeat, and a hot man's breath filled his nose. Bai Lu felt that her whole body was on fire.
"Wow! Don't scare me! Why are you so hot? Isn't it a dew of wine? Ling Chen looked at Bai Lu's complexion, which was already red to his neck, and was startled.
Fortunately, it was finally in the car.
"Wait! Don't move! Ling Chen didn't care if Bai Lu could hear it or not, and instructed Bai Lu.
After a trip, Ling Chen sobered up a lot, but his stomach was swollen and a little nauseous.
Ling Chen went back to help Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng was really drunk, and his whole body was paralyzed.
I can only hold it. But one good thing is that she doesn't move.
Finally came to the Qizai Hotel, Ling Chen asked two waitresses to help him. Xiaofeng and Brother Chun
"Open me another double room." Ling Chen took Bai Lu and walked to the sofa opposite the service desk, sat down and said to the waiter.
"I'm sorry, please show this lady her ID." The waiter came over and said politely.
"I ...... I have...... Identity card. Uh-huh...... "Bai Ling poured it out of her small satchel for a while, and took out an ID card, "Brother Xing, pour it for me...... A glass of water! ”
Bai Lu suddenly remembered: Isn't it true that you often carry a hundred yuan on the back of your ID card? Well, I'm drunk, I don't know anything, hehe...... It's good to be drunk.
Bai Lu drew a scoop with a gourd, and casually put a hundred yuan under the ID card. The waiter also made an OK gesture and walked back to the service desk.
Well, that's true. Bai Lu thought so.
"Whew...... The water is coming. Ling Chen walked back with a cup of tea.
"Hmm,...... Thank... Thank you, Brother Chen. ”
"Sir, the room you want is open." The waiter said to Ling Chen.
“……!???” Bai Lu thought that she had heard it wrong, and she was even more confused: Why is it different from what is on the Internet? Shouldn't it be said that there is no house? Bad review! Pay me back!
In fact, the waiter would be wrong, she thought that Bai Lu meant not to let the man succeed, and she had to make room for her.
"Thank you. Please help that girl to this room as well. The fat guy helped me drag to 503, which is his room card. Ling Chen pointed to Xiaofeng and Brother Chun and said to the waiter.
"Okay."
"Let's go." Ling Chen saw that Bai Lu was a little sober, ready to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Nope! I want to hug. Bai Lu said coquettishly on Ling Chen.
"If you are in public, don't hug it!" Ling Chen said with a frown. He really couldn't bear it, so he was afraid of spitting on Bai Lu.
"Hmm......" Bai Lu was coquettish again, "I'm drunk." ”
Bai Lu said that he was about to spread the corpse on the ground.
"Okay, okay, you're drunk, you're the biggest, you say it." Ling Chen had no choice but to be hugged by another princess and picked up Bai Lu.
"Hee-hee-......" Bai Lu put his hands around Ling Chen's neck, his head arched in front of his chest, found a comfortable position, smiled, and breathed Ling Chen's breath greedily. After a while, the whole person burned again. warm, let her fall into it, willing to sink.
"Ding." Ling Chen inserted the room card into the card slot, and the room lit up.
Ling Chen put Bai Lu on the bed and covered her with a quilt.
"Get a good night's sleep, I'm leaving." Ling Chen said to Bai Lu.
Looking at Bai Lu's lazy appearance, it looks like a peach blossom that blooms in full bloom for people to pick. He was afraid that he would do something he would regret.
"Don't! Brother Chen...... I'm afraid, you didn't mean ...... Is it Halloween? Bai Lu shrank into the quilt: "We are all drunk, you ...... Are you assured that we are here alone? ”
The waiter put Xiaofeng down, wiped her face, covered the quilt and left slowly. She heard it, she would be wrong, she shouldn't have opened a room for Ling Chen.
"......" Ling Chen really wanted to give Brother Chun a few mouths, what kind of Halloween was you talking about?
But it's really not safe for two drunk girls to be left here, who knows if there are any perverted waiters.
"But...... I'm here, and I'm not at ease. Ling Chen said speechlessly. I'm an old virgin in earnest.
"Hmm......"
Bai Lu suddenly hugged Ling Chen's neck with both hands, and kissed her mouth.
Wet, slippery, strawberry-flavored lipstick, a little chilly.
Both of them were electrocuted, and they were there. The brain went blank.
"Hee-hee-hee...... I like you, Brother Chen," Bai Lu let go of her hand and said shyly, "This is a hiccup...... First kiss. ”
"Me ...... too"
"Giggle...... Could it be that Brother Chun said that you are procrastinating...... I haven't held someone's hand for a year...... It's true? So do you like me? Bai Lu's eyes were confused.
"Hello...... Ay...... I don't deserve it. Okay, you're drunk, rest. Ling Chen turned his head to see that Bai Lu had fallen asleep with even breathing.
The night is dark and the wind is high, and the lonely man and woman are in the same room.
Ling Chenjia: "I think you should seize such a good opportunity, single and double in your thoughts." ”
Ling Chenyi: "Taking advantage of people's danger is not a gentleman's doing!" ”
Ling Chenjia: "Spit out the truth after drinking, she likes you." ”
Ling Chenyi: "I think she's a temptation." ”
Ling Chenjia: "Do you believe this?" ”
Ling Chenyi: "I don't believe it. ”
Ling Chenjia: "You still want people to say that you don't lift it, and you have a problem with your orientation?" ”
"I don't regret it! Again, that's my choice. ”
Ling Chen finally defeated the demons with reason, and if he couldn't put on a wedding dress for her, he shouldn't take off her underwear easily.
Hammered his brains with both hands, it was okay if he didn't hammer, this hammer turned around, and Ling Chen immediately ran to the bathroom and turned over the river.
Ling Chen can't vomit when he drinks, he will be really drunk when he vomits, and it will break.
Ling Chen stumbled out of the bathroom, looking at the two sleeping girls, and the evil fire was rising again.
What can extinguish a fire, do you still need to ask? Shuibei!
Ling Chen stripped off his clothes and rushed into the shower room to turn on the cold water.
There was a gurgling sound of water. In the autumn of GZ, there will be no problem with taking a cold shower, the key is that Ling Chen was busy before a meal, and he was already sweating, so he immediately flushed cold water. The results can be imagined.
"Hah...... Chirp! ”
"Hah...... Chirp! ”
"Hah...... Chirp! "This thing has a cold.
"Well, it's comfortable" Ling Chen carefully dried his hair, took a spare quilt, folded it up and got into it, and fell asleep on the ground after a while, he was also tossed miserably. It's three o'clock now.
Waiting for Ling Chen to fall asleep, Bai Lu leaned on Ling Chen's chest and touched Ling Chen's face in distress, "Idiot!" Pig! Puff ......" Bai Lu suddenly remembered that she was a cabbage Bai couldn't help laughing, and couldn't help but say to herself: "Is this a sense of security?" ”
That night, Ling Chen had a dream, dreaming that Bai Lu had come to his bed, and the warm jade was boneless and faint!