Chapter 7: You Fart
"Excuse me, sir!"
At this time, a man in a suit walked over, "The contemptible person is Li Ruhai, the general manager of the restaurant, I'm sorry to disturb your meal!" However, our restaurant has a clear rule that you must wear formal clothes to consume here, so ......"
His gaze looked at Ye Fei, who was eating with his head bowed.
"Oh, look at my memory!" Qin Feiyang suddenly patted his forehead, "Manager Li, I'm really sorry, I went out in a hurry, and I forgot such an important regulation!" However, we are already eating, can we be accommodating? ”
"I'm sorry, this is a hard requirement, if you open the opening, it will damage the image of our restaurant, I hope a few people understand! Of course, I will give you free orders for this consumption! Li Ruhai said helplessly.
"This ......" Qin Feiyang's face showed embarrassment, "Ye Fei, you have heard it, you are not allowed to eat without formal clothes, so you better go out first!" ”
"Why do you want to go out?" Ye Fei raised his head, "I haven't eaten yet!" ”
"If you don't have enough, change places to eat!" Qin Feiyang took out a few soft girls from his wallet, "I think the roadside stall is good, the two big tubes are full, and it also fits your dress!" ”
"That's not okay, what's the rule? Rushing people in the middle of eating, what are you kidding? Ye Fei continued to eat.
"Sir, if that's the case, I'll have no choice but to take coercive measures and ask you to go out!" Li Ruhai's face sank,
"Ye Fei, if you are interested, get out quickly, don't know what to do!" Qin Feiyang followed and scolded, "Manager Li, if he doesn't listen to persuasion, I can't help it!" Blasting him out! ”
"You fart!" Ye Fei suddenly stared at him and spit out three words.
"What do you say? You're farting, you're ......"
Burst!
Qin Fei was angry, and was about to speak, when a long and loud fart suddenly popped out of him.
For a while, the surrounding guests looked towards this side.
"This, it's not me, it's not me!"
Poof!
Qin Feiyang was incredulous and tried to deny it, but the sound of a fart came from him again.
"You said that it wasn't just, you put it!"
"Fart while eating, what quality!"
"Don't let people eat it......"
The crowd immediately reprimanded.
"I, you ......"
Puff puff!
Qin Feiyang wanted to speak, but the sound of a fart was like a lit firecracker, one after another: "Ye Fei, what did you do to me?" ”
"Are you mistaken, what can I do to you? It's up to me to fart yourself? Ye Fei looked innocent, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed, "Ah, your pants!" ”
"Damn, this is disgusting!"
"Not only did I fart in public, but I also ran away!"
"Disgusting, disgusting!"
When everyone looked at Ye Fei's fingers, they immediately became angry.
I saw that Qin Feiyang's suit pants were wet with a large patch, and along with them, there were also muddy stains.
Fools can see that this is a public sparseness!
"Manager Li, although this gentleman is wearing a suit and leather shoes, he defecates everywhere, which is simply inferior to a brute! Who should go out? Ye Fei asked with a smile.
Without waiting for Li Ruhai to speak, everyone started scolding: "Of course he went out!" ”
"There's really everyone there! Children know how to talk about public morality! ”
"What is the difference between this behavior and that of animals? If you wear a formal suit, you think you're amazing! ”
"Get out, get out of here......"
In the face of everyone's verbal criticism, Li Ruhai didn't dare to commit public anger: "Qin Shao, otherwise, you go out to avoid it first?" ”
"Qin Shao?" Ye Fei was puzzled, "It turns out that you two know each other!" ”
"We ......"
"Ye Fei, it must be your ghost!" Qin Feiyang jumped like thunder.
At this time, he was like a clown jumping off the beam, losing face in front of everyone, where could he continue to stay: "Ye Fei, you wait for me!" I'll settle accounts with you next time! ”
As he spoke, he covered his pants and left as if he had fled.
"Ye Fei, you did it, right?" Coming out of the western restaurant, Lin Qiqing asked.
"Second Senior Sister, I haven't done anything!" Ye Fei shrugged.
"You and Master have the same virtue, can I still not know?" Lin Qiqing snorted, "Ye Fei, I told you a long time ago, you can't be so casual!" Do you know what Qin Feiyang's identity is? This time you humiliated him, not only causing trouble for yourself, but also seriously affecting my business cooperation! ”
"Second Senior Sister, this person has ill intentions towards you, does he sincerely want to cooperate with you?" Ye Fei pursed his lips, "Anyway, sooner or later, I have to tear my face!" ”
"You ......" Lin Qiqing was speechless for a while, and said angrily, "In short, you must give me some rules in the future, and without my consent, you are not allowed to come nonsense!" ”
"Okay!"
"By the way, what exactly did you do to Qin Feiyang?" Lin Qiqing suddenly changed her words and asked like a curious baby.
"Hehe, the secret of heaven must not be revealed!" Ye Fei said incomprehensibly.
"I don't want to know yet!" Lin Qiqing glanced at her arrogantly and drove back to the villa.
"Second Senior Sister, where is the bathroom? It's been a long time! As soon as Ye Fei entered the door, he asked urgently.
"Stairwell!"
"Oooh!" Ye Fei jumped over with an arrow step and turned on the light with his hand.
"Ahh
The moment the lights came on, a high-decibel scream was deafening.
When Ye Fei saw the woman sitting on the toilet with white flowers, he was immediately stunned!
"Get out!" The woman roared.
"Excuse me!" Ye Fei retreated with lightning speed.
What's going on?
How did you hide a beautiful woman in the bathroom?
Moreover, you don't have much clothes to wear?
Tsk, the figure is so good!
A murder weapon in the world!
Click!
Just when his mind was full of scenery, the woman had already put on a work uniform and walked out, her eyes were full of murder: "Bastard thing, even the patrol house dares to trespass, do you want to arrest yourself, or will I help you?" ”
Patrolling?
Ye Fei glanced at her clothes and immediately understood.
This should be the ninth senior sister who works in the Patrol Bureau, Zhou Dan makeup!
A work uniform, upright!
The facial features are delicate and flawless.
With short ear-length hair and a pair of sword eyebrows, she is simply a heroic woman!
I didn't expect Senior Sister Jiu to be so beautiful and her body is so hot!
"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding, I'm your little junior brother!" Ye Fei hurriedly explained.
"Little junior brother? Joke, I will have a junior brother like you? Zhou Danxiang smiled angrily, "I see that you are a habitual burglar, just peep at me, and dare to talk nonsense, see how I clean you up!" ”
With a high leg, he slashed at Ye Fei.
"So ruthless?" Ye Fei's figure flashed and he dodged, "I'm really your little junior brother!" ”
"Dare to hide? Look for death! Zhou Danmakeup didn't believe it at all, jumped over, and kicked his slender legs three times, with a beautiful arc and full of explosive power.
This is a spring leg that she is proud of, and ordinary people can't bear it at all!
I have to teach this shameless thief a lesson!