"Later, I thought it would be good to be misunderstood like this, at least it can prevent girls from really causing trouble from posting it, so I let them say it, anyway, I haven't really done it, I'm not sorry."

Jiang Hehai touched his chin, his expression was subtle: "Why does this feel so awkward when you say it......

Li Kui fried his hair: "You're almost there!"

Jiang Hahai and Xiao Jin went back to the dormitory and played this incident to Dora and Millie in its original form, making the two children laugh, holding their stomachs and laughing on the bed until they trembled.

Li Kui's image in their hearts has changed greatly, and he is no longer the charming playboy.

He is now a virgin comedian Li Kui.

And through Li Kui, they also established a friendly revolutionary friendship with Li Kui's friends and brothers.

Shell's three roommates took off two of them.

The two boys who hugged the beauty expressed their gratitude to Li Kui, and in order to celebrate their singleness, they really invited them to dinner.

More than a dozen people slipped into a barbecue restaurant and ate very happily.

When a group of adults come to eat together, they always have to drink a bar, and with so many energetic boys around, it's impossible to just drink a beer with no degree.

Jiang Hehai fought a lot of people, and in the end, only Li Kui and Dora were left, Li Kui was still strong because he had a good amount of alcohol, and Dora was because she needed to move the girls back to the dormitory, Jiang Hehai was merciful.

The others were either lying unconscious on the table, or babbling nonsense, and they were not presentable.

Among them, the most excessive drunkardy is the shell, if Jiang Hehai hadn't used magic to set her in the seat, she would have stood up and sang and danced.

"Shall we clean up the mess?"

Jiang Hahai proposed.

"They're unconscious!"

"W-Millie, don't bite my arm!"

Jiang Hehai looked at this huge endgame and felt that it was not something that three people could move.

"Let's wait, wait for them to sober up."

Dora asked the waiter if there was any decanting soup, and the waiter replied with some embarrassment and apologies:

"I'm sorry, but there are a lot of drunk customers in the store today, and the ingredients for the decanting soup have just run out...... If you want to use it, you have to wait a few hours for the buyer to come back and make ......."

Jiang Hahai and Dora let the waiter leave.

Li Kui sighed, "I'll go out and buy some yogurt and come back."

"Yogurt?" Jiang Hehai was curious.

"It's not just decanting soup that can cure hangover, yogurt can also be used, you guys are watching them here, I'll buy yogurt."

Eventually, everyone was sobered up with yogurt and walked back to school together.

"I didn't think yogurt really worked...... It's not as effective as the decanting soup, but it's really useful~."

The young people returned to their dormitories and had a good night's rest to prepare for tomorrow's full day of classes.

It is said that Jiang Hehai has made rapid progress in alchemy, and the teachers have praised her for being a genius and extremely malleable, so she can inherit their mantle in the future.

It is said that the poison made by shells is much stronger than others, and it is also more effective than others.

The teacher felt that this kid had a talent for assassination in the future.

These two finally began to attack the gangsters in the school, and the first step in dominating the school was to subdue the bad guys in the school and recognize them as the boss.

It took a lot longer to do this, because the school was big enough, and there were all kinds of bad teenagers lurking in the three campuses, and bad people from all over the world had overturned under the iron fist and magic of Jiang Hehai and Shell.

Two months later, Jiang Hehai and Beike'er walked in the school, and people bent down everywhere to call the boss. Chinese Net

"Hello Boss Jiang Hehai! Hello Shell Boss!"

At this time, these two people were not embarrassed at all, and even picked up Joe:

"Hello, have you behaved well today?"

"Hello hello, you didn't just bully others today, did you?"

This boss is very natural and smooth.

The second step in dominating the school was to crush everyone else in terms of learning, a step that the duo had completed early in the last semester, and they were confident that they would be able to maintain that crush for several years at the school.

The third step of dominating makes the teacher feel helpless about it.

This point is in the shell's efforts, Jiang Hehai has been fighting hard as early as the day she collided with Zhu Moying, and no teacher in the school dares to care about her.

Except for Principal Xie Ding and Jiang Hehai's homeroom teacher and alchemy teacher, there was no one in the school who could restrain Jiang Hehai's wild horse.

It's a pity that the principal disappears for a few months from time to time, and the head teacher is all the way with Cheng Xi and Gong Huaye, as long as Jiang Hehai doesn't do anything excessive, he doesn't care at all.

Even if the complaint passed, the old man would only touch his beard and say with a kind smile:

"Young man, it's good to be energetic, let her play."

Isn't this a kind grandfather! This old man's feelings for Jiang Hehai are completely the teaching + doting of grandparents to granddaughters!

Thanks to this kind of loose management, Jiang Hehai is free and unrestrained in the school, and dares to do anything.

This includes, but is not limited to, the prank of the bald headmaster in the statue of the headmaster with a wig on his head.

To say that the wig, it seems that Jiang Hehai and Bei Ke made it together, and Bei Ke used hairspray to shape the hair in strands to make the hair look like a plaster carving.

Jiang Hehai took the paint, concocted the exact same color according to the sculpture, and brushed it on the wig.

Finally, on a dark and windy night, the two of them put their wigs together on the bare statue of the headmaster.

Because this wig is so realistic and blends so well with the statue, there is no sense of disobedience, and most of the teachers and students in the school passed by the statue for a week without anyone noticing that something was wrong.

Or maybe I don't dare to say more when I notice it.

Who would dare to point to the statue and say, "Huh? It's strange, isn't our current headmaster a Mediterranean? When did this statue have more hair? Something is wrong!"

Can they say that? Do you dare?

I'm afraid that if I don't finish saying this, I will have to carry a major punishment the next day, and I will have to write 30,000 words to review and read aloud in front of all teachers and students in the next grade assembly.

It was the headmaster himself who noticed the abnormality of the statue when he passed by that day and ripped off his wig.

Everyone thought that the headmaster would be angry, that he would be furious.

Unexpectedly, he was very calm, very calmly checked the wig, and took the wig back to his office with it in his hand very calmly.

In the end, he calmly called Jiang Hehai and Bei Ke'er to his office with the radio.

According to eyewitnesses, Jiang Hehai and Bei Ke'er entered the principal's office with a smile, and came out again ten minutes later.

The second week, the entire week of the school's radio was looping the duo's 10,000-word review.

Mechanically pronounced, of course.

It's because it's a mechanical sound, which makes the already embarrassing review even more embarrassing, so embarrassing that when it comes to the campus broadcast on Monday, the students all took out their headphones and put them on.

Jiang Hehai and Bei Ke'er themselves didn't feel embarrassed, they firmly believed that as long as they weren't embarrassed, it was someone else, so they deliberately wrote the review like that.

The kind of phrase that was popular two hundred years ago, and which seemed touching at the time, but now seems to be nothing but embarrassment.

Not surprisingly, it was very much in line with the headmaster's appetite.

The headmaster forgave the two men for their mischief on his statue because of these two reviews, and it was really only because of these two reviews.

As a school bully, he kicked the original school bully and made himself a school bully, and from time to time he carried out pranks on non-designated groups of people in school that were not excessive (physical) but very excessive (psychological).

These two men have become veritable school overlords, and the two of them are called legendary school bullies by the backs.

The roommate of the two is the right-hand man of the legendary school bully.

From then on, anyone in the school who saw these two people had to call them big sister.

Except for the two classmates in the class and Li Kui's gang.

Because they are already old friends who can't be more familiar, it feels awkward to call the eldest sister again.

"Good! Xiaohai, we have successfully achieved the achievement from primary school domination to university! Hahaha!"