Chapter 8: Tease
Just as Yue Qi was staring at her badge, this little nurse named Chu Bing misunderstood again.
The man looked at the big girl, the eyes were a little higher, that was appreciation, and the lower eyes were a hooligan, he stared at the girl's petite but not lacking straight breasts, the girl was angry, so he stepped on his shiny leather shoes with a very unnoticeable action, and then he straightened his chest, and held the swallow hat on his head, and the small leather boots clicked away.
Taking a breath of cold air to suppress the pain he just wanted to scream, Yue Qi smiled helplessly, and then pretended to shake his head deeply and sighed, there is a great regret that it is difficult to find a lady in the world. For some reason, this girl seems to have a lot of prejudices against him, but although she is unreasonable, she gives people the impression that she likes to be naughty, and you can't really be angry with her.
Men appreciate women, and the level is very different. The man with the lowest level looks at the woman's face; A man with a slight layer, admiring a woman's boobs; Superior men appreciate women's buttocks; The man with the highest attainment in a woman appreciates the overall impression she gives and her temperament. As for the man who thinks of xxoo when he sees a woman, it is purely amateurish and does not enter the paragraph at all.
The perfect match of this girl's temperament and image, shape, and appearance makes her full of sweet affinity, which makes people feel spoiled. is probably used to being spoiled like this, so her temper is particularly pampered.
When he returned to the door of the ward, Yue Qiyou was waiting in the corridor with a pleasant face, but Wang Sandao, whose eyes had been staring at him, smiled very gently, and then pushed open the door and walked into the ward.
"Fatty, I didn't have time to order a meal yesterday, and I have to go out to buy it in the morning, what do you old man eat in the morning?" Yue Qi threw himself down on the hospital bed and asked casually, but he was thinking in his heart that Sister Xiaochun was too, why would you get a fat man who doesn't know anything? What if something goes wrong? You'll have to take care of him when the time comes. What used to be interesting is now not fun at all.
"Let's have a bowl of jajangmyeon!" After the fat man finished speaking, he paused and said, "Cousin, I know that you are busy now, so troublesome to you, you said that my brother is really upset in his heart." ”
Coming less, Yue Qi glared at him and said, "Don't make money and sell cheaply." Shut your foul mouth and I'll buy something to eat. After getting out of bed and walking to the door, he suddenly turned around and said with a smile: "By the way, fat man, I saw the nurse you praised like an angel, is it a petite girl with three points of sweetness when she doesn't smile?" ”
yes, you've seen it? The fat man's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Isn't it beautiful?" ”
Beautiful? Yue Qi muttered in his heart. To be honest, since he no longer came out as a wolf group, he is now paying a little attention to women who were not very interested in him before. Especially with the Yan Shy Flower ...... Afterwards. Could it be that she changed me? Yue Qi secretly scolded himself for being shameless in his heart, shook his head, and pretended to be deep and said: "A girl like her, she is inferior if she is far away, and disrespectful if she is close, it's really difficult for you, and she is still an angel, I think she is a little witch, you can't afford to provoke her." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly noticed that the fat man was squeezing his eyebrows at him.
What do you mean? Before he could ask the words, he suddenly felt bad in his heart, and when he turned his head, he saw that the little nurse was pushing the door with one hand, and was standing behind him, with a frosty little face puffing up.
As soon as he turned around, the little nurse named Chu Bing raised her chin and said coldly: "Push your friend downstairs for a check-up at nine o'clock!" As soon as he turned around, his little ass staggered and went again.
The fat man laughed gloatingly, and then lowered his voice and whispered like a chicken that had been stepped on by the neck: "Haha, Seventh Brother, I see that you are a little lucky today, so you said such a sentence, and was heard by the little beauty, hahaha......"
you! Yue Qi gave him an angry look, and went downstairs to buy food.
Walking on the street in the early morning, Yue Qi felt that his head was a little hot, and his body was faintly weak. This couldn't help but make him startled and stopped, what's wrong? Did I really catch a cold? Why do you keep sweating and feeling weak now? He clenched his fists hard, but he was even more surprised! Because he found that he was really powerless, and he couldn't even use his strength.
The sweat on Yue Qi's forehead suddenly appeared. He looked around, except for the bright sunlight that made people dare not look up, there was nothing abnormal, but why did he have such a sense of powerlessness? Don't......
He recalled the details since he was hospitalized, in addition to drinking the water sent by a nurse, he had eaten in the small restaurant where he met Chu Bing. It is impossible for the people in the small restaurant to do anything, they can see through the actions of those wrongdoers at a glance, this Yue Qi is still very confident, the only reason is the water he drank in the hospital.
Thinking that it might be that he was unknowingly plotted by the black suit guarding the door, a trace of fierceness suddenly flashed in Yue Qi's eyes. After bowing his head and pondering for a while, he came to the small restaurant at the door. Now he no longer has any appetite for a big meal, so he went to the snack bar to ask for a bowl of soy milk to drink, and then went to the specialty noodle department to order a fried sauce noodle, and lazily returned to the hospital with it in his hand.
8.40 In the corridor on the fifth floor of the hospital's inpatient department, after several patients supported by their families staggered into the elevator, the corridor was empty except for Wang Sandao, who was still peeking at Yue Qi but pretending to be playing with his mobile phone.
Why don't you go to dinner, so dedicated. Yue Qi looked at Wang Sandao with a smile.
? Wang Sandao raised his head in a daze, and subconsciously replied: "I'm not hungry." ”
It's good not to be hungry...... As he spoke, Yue Qi put the food bag he was carrying on the end of the chair, his waist had not yet straightened, and his left hand suddenly wrapped around Wang Sandao's neck like a poisonous snake out of a hole.
Yes! ……
I held back before I could fully shout out. Wang Sandao felt his neck tighten, and then his breathing became difficult, and his eyes rolled white.
Did you make a hand or foot in the water? Yue Qi looked coldly at his tongue that was sticking out longer and longer, and his hand tightened slightly: "Don't think that this is a hospital, there will be a doctor to rescue you at any time, I dare to guarantee that if you don't tell the truth, even if the Daluo Immortal comes, you won't be able to pay it back." ”
Finally...... Be...... What's going on......
In addition to fear, Wang Sandao's eyes were also dressed in the gray of death. He really couldn't understand why this decadent-looking mustache was so powerful, so powerful that he didn't have time to react. He didn't understand what he had done to him.
After loosening his hand slightly, Yue Qi looked directly at Wang Sandao: "Did you do anything in the water?" ”
Cough......
Wang Sandao finally took a breath, and then coughed repeatedly: "I...... There is no ......" eyes filled with fear.
Yue Qi looked at him fixedly for a while, then suddenly smiled and let go of his hand.
Wang Sandao suddenly had a feeling of escaping death, and he couldn't care about anything, so he hurriedly took a few breaths and looked at Yue Qi with a panicked expression.
"I'm sorry." Yue Qi nodded to him gently, touched his chin, pushed open the door and walked in. I thought, who is the man who is doing the tricks in the water?
"Oh, let's eat!" Yue Qi placed the disposable lunch box containing noodles on the table, and threw the plastic bag containing coriander, mustard and fried sauce onto the bedside table. Then he lay down on the bed again.
The fat man looked at him and asked, "Why are you so bad?" Is it sick? ”
After glancing at him, Yue Qi adjusted his posture on the bed and said lazily: "It's okay, it's a little cold, the cracks in the bones hurt, I'll just lie down and rest for a while, you can eat quickly." ”
Do you catch a cold too? The fat man muttered a sentence and opened the lunch box, wanting to open the condiment bag, but there was some oil sticking to the condiment bag, which was particularly slippery. In order to be able to deceive others, the fat man was bandaged like a mummy, and he was busy for a long time, but the condiment bag was not opened, but it became a dead button.
Ay...... Are you here to serve me, or have you found me an uncle to serve? Yue Qi saw that he got out of bed weakly and said, "I'll come!" ”
He was untying the condiment bag, and the little nurse Chu Bing walked in with a straight face, and glanced at Yue Qi first, a trace of imperceptible pride flashed on his face. Then he said to Guo Fatzi: "You have to go through a few retests, do you feel better today?" Your leg is not lightly swollen, I put a wheelchair at the door, and ...... for a while Let your friend push it, and go to the first floor to take a film. You eat faster, and after a while there will be more patients, and then you will ......."
Yue Qi didn't know why this handsome little nurse couldn't look down on herself when she looked horizontally and vertically, some girls were dressed up in the same way, and he didn't see that this little nurse in plain nurse clothes and wearing a swallow hat was the little girl who led a pit bull in the restaurant last night.
The girl's family is small-minded, and the two of them formed a bond at that time, but when he came back, he talked to the fat man about sexy nurse outfits, and those words were listened to by Chu Bing. I saw him looking at himself outside the room this morning, how could he still think about it? As a result, I heard him speak ill of himself behind his back, so it's strange that he can have a good impression of him.
Why is this kid still so energetic after drinking water mixed with anesthetic ether? Although this anesthetic ether has certain side effects on the human body, it only makes people feel chest tightness and shortness of breath for a few days, and there is no other big deal, otherwise she would not dare to be bold and reckless because she would dare to poison Yue Qi because she was not pleasing to the eye.
Just when Chu Bing was wondering, Yue Qi, who heard Chu Bing's words, had the intention to improve his image, and hurriedly took over the conversation and said, "Nurse Chu, don't worry, it'll be fine right away, right away." As he spoke, he tore the sauce bag open at once, and the fried sauce was thrown out and splashed on Chu Bing's chest.
In fact, there wasn't much fried sauce splashed on her chest, but a snow-white nurse's outfit was too much to see if it was splashed with even a little dirt, let alone dotted with stars? It is as gorgeous and eye-catching as the peach blossoms of a tree blooming in the snow.
Yes......
When Yue Qi saw it, he was stunned.
Yes......
Chu Bing's pair of apricot eyes widened, her face flushed with anger, she glared at Yue Qi fiercely for a long time, and then said word by word: "Give, I, tian, dry, clean!" ”
Chu Bingping was used to talking to his own puppy, and he didn't realize how warm this sentence was, but the fat man wanted to laugh when he heard it, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud, and his fat face was so fat that he trembled.
After staying for a while, Yue Qi said at a loss: "It's okay, it's okay, just a little bit!" ”
He was panicked by the girl's angry expression, coupled with the weakness symptoms on his body getting worse and worse, his head suddenly became dizzy, after saying this, seeing the girl staring at him and not speaking, he hurriedly stretched out his hand dizzily, patted it on the girl's chest a few times, and said with a smile: "Look, you can't see it this way." ”
Chu Bing was also stupid, she stupidly lowered her head and watched Yue Qi's big hand slap a few times on her chest, which she had never been touched by a man, and then watched him take it away, but she didn't react at all.
When the fat man witnessed this scene, his swollen eyes immediately erupted into a miracle in the history of medicine, the fat eyelids actually opened, revealing two red eyes, and looked at Yue Qi in astonishment and thought, Damn! The boss is the boss, and even flirting with women is so creative!
"You...... You ......" Chu Bing only reacted at this time, she pointed at Yue Qisu's hand trembling, and she couldn't finish a sentence of anger.
"I ...... I ......" Yue Qi suddenly woke up, ate for a long time, and suddenly said something out of tune: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm ...... I'll buy one and pay you back. ”
Buy one and pay me for it? Chu Bing smiled angrily: "Do you want to import it from Japan?" ”
Yue Qi was dumbfounded: "Huh? How do you know? No, no, it's not imported from Japan, of course it has to be made domestically...... Actually, I mean...... Ah, you were the one who eavesdropped on us last night? ”
Chu Bing rolled his eyes angrily: "What are you?" I'm going to eavesdrop on you? ”
"Xiaoice, what happened?" The head nurse, who was passing by the doorway, noticed that the situation in the room was different, and stopped and asked.
"Ah, nothing." Chu Bing turned his head, used his face-changing magic skill, and smiled sweetly: "Head nurse, you go and get busy, I'm arranging this patient number to do the examination for a while." ”
"Oh!" The head nurse nodded, looked at her in disbelief, and left.
Chu Bing turned around, and his face was replaced with that sweet smile that was harmless to humans and animals: "Hooligans, do you like me?" ”
"I ...... I didn't have ......"
"Really? Really not? So what are you doing here? Chu Bing said and took a step forward.
Don't come...... At this time, Yue Qi was like a little daughter-in-law who was about to be **, and retreated step by step, until he retreated to the windowsill and resisted the radiator.
Chu Bing looked at Yue Qi with an innocent smile on his face: "What's so embarrassing to admit this?" There's nothing wrong with liking women, it's only lustful men who succeed easily. It's hard for a man to succeed if he's not lustful, I think you have a lot of potential...... Don't they all say that ** is a man's power station? Are you overloaded right now? ”
Yes......
Yue Qi and the fat man, the two big men, were immediately completely out of power by Chu Bing's words. The two of them stared at each other with wide eyes and wide mouths, which means that the little girl really dares to say it.
As soon as Chu Bing finished saying this, he smiled on the ground, gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "A man can be amorous, but he can't be lewd, if you dare to be so filthy again, see if I don't poison you!" ”
Poison me?!
It turned out to be you! Yue Qi suddenly understood, and hehe sneered: "I said how do I feel that something is wrong with my body, I am looking around for the mastermind behind the poisoning, hehe, you are good, don't confess!" After speaking, ignoring the stunned expression on Chu Bing's face, he walked up to her step by step, his eyes flashing with a terrifying light.
Broken! Said that he leaked his mouth.
Chu Bing's mind flashed, and he immediately turned his face sideways and pretended to be surprised without knowing it: "What poisoning?" Who is behind this? What the hell are you talking about? ”
looked at her innocent and innocent look, and thought that she was just a little nurse, and she couldn't get along with herself, maybe she was mistaken. …… Well, it's nothing, Yue Qi said with a bitter face: "You...... Are you from the Five Poisons Sect? Miss Nurse, I really didn't mean to. With that, he sat back on the hospital bed.
Yue Qi touched his chin and said that it was so dangerous, just now he almost couldn't help but destroy the flowers under impulse. So who is the person who drugged it?
It's dangerous! Chu Bing said in his heart, he was really stupid just now, so he could say something leaky? Thankfully, Miss Ben was clever enough to fool this fool.
With a wave of his little hand, Chu Bing said arrogantly: "Come less!" This girl let you go this time, you give me a good job! If you want to dare to play hooligan on the angel in white in broad daylight, it's against you! ”
She looked up and down at Yue Qi's strange dress, and snorted disdainfully: "At first glance, he is not a good person!" After saying that, he turned around and went in a hurry. After closing the door, he stuck out his tongue and spit it out, and couldn't help patting the badge, so dangerous, so dangerous......
Well...... Chu Bing glanced at Wang Sandao, who was sitting on the chair with a pale face: "What do you see?!" ”
I...... Cough...... I......
The fat man buried his chin under the sheet, stared at a pair of thief eyes and looked at it for a long time, and as soon as the little nurse went out, he immediately stretched out his neck and asked with great interest:
"Cousin, are you resilient?"
"Look at your size,! Eat your noodles and go!
"That'...... What about the sauce? ”
Yue Qi said ashamedly and annoyedly: "What about the sauce?" I've grown up so big, I haven't molested a girl, and today I let her train like a third grandson, I owe her? Not because of you? Love to eat or not! ”
The fat man's face twitched twice, and he couldn't help but laugh and whispered: "I suddenly want to eat steamed buns, or Shandong choking noodles, tendons!" ”
Yes! Yue Qi said angrily: "Wait, I'll eat steamed buns for lunch!" I'll put some rat medicine to poison you! ”
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